#Roman is and has always been a bully so Harvey was like a magnet for this hellion
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Smash or Pass + Harvey Dent / Two-Face ;P
Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.
"Little Goodie-Two Shoes Harvey Dent? Pass please, as in pass me the sick bag! Always scampering after Bruce like a lost little shadow, tch!" Roman hisses. If he hated Bruce Wayne, he hated Harvey Dent half - or twice - as much. Roman was never sure which but together the two rubbed him the wrong way, and all he wanted to do was find ways to get them into trouble back when they were kids. But then the attack happened, that day in court. Roman remembered it like it was yesterday, when Gotham's beloved pretty boy got a nasty wake-up call thanks to Maroni. Now he wasn't so pretty anymore, his good looks only half what they used to be but it had brought out a whole other side in the District Attorny, the one he knew existed if somebody poked and prodded him long enough. "Two-Face on the other hand, now there I might be convinced. And no, I ain't afraid of that mug, not when I look at my own every day in the mirror but Two-Face... yeah, he knows what's up. He's the one who knows how to have a good time without a care in the world, so I'd say smash if only everything he did didn't rely on a goddamn coin toss. Pass."
#halekulan-i#memes ;; smash or pass#YEEEE ;)#Roman unironically likes Two-Face more than Harvey#Apologies if meta in any way at all my thoughts on the boy's childhood is complex#Roman is and has always been a bully so Harvey was like a magnet for this hellion#He hated Bruce but it was so much worse when Harvey was thrown into the mix#Roman: No I wasn't jealous :'(#But yeah agsfsds
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