#Rodrick Heffley x pregnant reader

[embodyingchaos]

Hioooo, I loved the way you applied last time and I was wondering if you could make me another one 🥺. In this application that is from rodrick heffley, he lives with his girlfriend in her parents' house after getting her pregnant. They have a fight since she, being Heather's friend, wants to go shopping.To buy things for her, her baby, among other things, but at that moment Rodrick's mother comes in and scolds her for asking her husband for money and tells me to ask her parents and this hurts her Since her parents kicked her out of the house and that's why she's there What would Rodrick do? 💗 If you decide to do it, I will leave this request in your hands, beautiful girl 🍃🌼

❥ hi again! thank you so much and i can definitely make you another one always! hope this is to your liking!

things pairing: rodrick heffley x pregnant!fem!reader genre: angst, fluff, established relationship warnings: rodrick's mom being a KAREN, y/n's parents shunned her, greg is nice ??? word count: 949

staring out the window, into the dark, stormy night, y/n sighed as she leaned against the kitchen counter. being 35 weeks pregnant, it dawned on her just how close her due date was and that she should really be buying things for her unborn baby. she felt guilty for even needing to ask rodrick’s parents for money, but then again, the baby was rodrick’s too after all. 

she walked into the living room of the heffley’s house, seeing frank heffley sat on the couch reading a paper. “hey, mr. heffley.” y/n greeted with a small voice, her hands behind her back. frank took a small glance at her before averting his eyes back to his paper, “oh, hey, y/n.” he greeted back with a nonchalant tone. y/n could feel her sweat building up as she took a deep breath.

“so, my due date is near, i was wondering if i could, possibly, go buy some things for the baby? you don’t have to tag along, my friend, heather, she’s accompanying me, so yeah.” frank finally paid attention when those words left her mouth, he slowly lowered the paper. “alright. go ahead.” he told her, y/n chewed on her bottom lip nervously. “i’m sorry i have to ask this, mr. heffley, but i need money for it.” just as she said that, susan heffley walked into the room carrying manny. “need money for what?” susan asked sceptically, “for stuff for the baby.” frank answered her before turning to y/n.

“listen, y/n. can’t you ask your own parents?” his question made the girl give him a look of confusion. “my parents kicked me out of their house. i don’t think they’d be willing to lend me money.” she let out a small chuckle, finding his question ironic. 

“well, i’m sorry, y/n, but no. we aren’t going to lend you money.” susan said, y/n stared at them incredulously. “but, this is rodrick’s baby as well-” “we said no! you can’t just ask money from us just because we’re rodrick’s parents. we gave you a place to stay, shouldn’t that be enough? if you need it that badly, you should just ask your own parents.” at this point, y/n had tears pricking her eyes. of course, rodrick walked in at the best timing.

he looked between all of them before walking towards his girlfriend, “hey, what’s going on?” rodrick asked, holding her shoulder. “y/n here was asking your father for money to buy things for the baby.” his mom explained to him, “okay, so, give it to her?” he told them, “rodrick, tha-” “no. she’s my girlfriend, that’s your grandkid.” he gestured to her stomach but his parents stayed silent. “go upstairs to my room, sweetheart.” rodrick whispered to y/n, who was already crying. she nodded and left the room, as soon as she did, she heard arguing.

“you can’t treat her like that, mom! you know her parents kicked her out! it’s not even her fault, it was all mine!” she heard rodrick shouting as she got to the top of the staircase. as y/n leaned against the wall to rest herself, greg came out of his room. “hey, y/n.” he greeted, “what’s with the shouting?” he asked her, hearing the bickering from downstairs. “it’s nothing, greg. just go back to your room.” her voice cracked, she was trying to stop crying but what with the pregnancy mood swings and changes in hormones that affect her emotions, it was a challenge.

greg didn’t think he should ask any further, “do you want me to help you get up to rodrick’s room?” he asked, unsure of what she wanted. y/n silently nodded and he obliged, holding her arm and supporting her when they walked up the stairs. “thanks, greg.” y/n sniffled and he nodded, “no problem.” suddenly, rodrick dashed into the room. “you!” he pointed a finger at greg, “out!” he pointed downwards and greg scurried past him. rodrick sighed in frustration at his parents but y/n mistook it as frustration at her and the tears built up once more.

“hey, hey. don’t cry. i’m not angry with you, babe.” he rushed to her and sat beside her on the bed, wrapping his arms around y/n’s shoulders. she cried into his shoulder, “i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have asked them, they were already giving me a place to stay, i should have just been grateful-” “shh. it was my fault, i didn’t think about the baby things.” he cut her off, rubbing her shoulder. “i should have gotten a job, i don’t know what i’ve been waiting for these past 8 months. i’m an idiot.” rodrick half-heartedly laughed, disappointed in himself.

he held her as she continued to sob, the room was quiet other than her cries, it was deafening to him. he hated when she was sad, but that’s all she’s been since she found out she was pregnant, since her parents kicked her out, since she’s been shunned at school. rodrick was surprised that heather was still friends with her, but they have been close since pre-school, so he guessed heather could be a nice friend when she wanted to be.

“i’ll get a job tomorrow.” he stated when she calmed down a bit, “i’ll earn money and we’ll buy this kiddo her things, alright?” he cupped her face with one hand and placed the other one on her stomach. “i’ll do anything to be a good dad for her. i promise.” y/n smiled at her boyfriend, “i believe in you.” she told him, pressing her lips against his. everything will be fine.

[starriislxt]

A LOVING MOMENT ✰

ᝰ.ᐟ rodrick heffley x fem!reader | duration: 539

description: when rodrick is too busy to help you, you decide to take things into your own hands.

content: sfw ﾉ fluff ﾉ pregnant!reader ﾉ written with black!reader in mind but can be read as what you imagine.

notes: ahhh, my second rodrick fic posted! i'm happy you guys liked the first one, there's more to come! i always had a crush on him and now i'm happy that i'm writing for him.

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���Roddy!” You shout but you know it’s no use when you know he has his headphones while playing his drums, you didn’t want to interrupt his flow so you decide to do this task yourself.

It was an easy task, not like you’re sick, you were only six months pregnant and didn’t need him to get one of your seasonings that was on the very top shelf, you never put it so high but the last time Rodrick helped you cook; he was the one to put away stuff which now you heavily regret.

“Hmph, that’s the last time I ask him to help me cook,” you mumble to yourself as you waddle over to one of the chairs by the dining table. “Okay (name), how do you want to do this?” You ponder to yourself as you come up with a strategy to bring the chair over to where you need it.

You push it over to the spot, making sure it’s in a perfect space where you can just get up and access the top shelf. You set down your knee first, counting to three before giving a big push to get yourself up on the chair. That alone made you tired; having to take a mini break before fully attempting to stand on the chair.

“Whoa whoa, what the hell are you doing?” Hearing his voice stops you right in your tracks; his headphones now sat around his neck. You must have been so focus on getting on the chair to even notice he had entered the kitchen.

“I’m trying to get a seasoning, I need it for the chicken but it's on the top shelf, I couldn’t reach it.”

“Why didn’t you come for me to help you?” Rodrick questions as he makes his way over to you, looking at you crazy, already helping you down. “Well I did try to yell for you but you were in your zone, I’m not going to interrupt you.” You explain, making eye contact with him.

“Princess, I don’t care whatever I’m doing, if you need help, come get me. I don’t want you or the precious little one getting hurt,” he voices, reaching up to grab it for you so effortlessly which pisses you off only a tiny bit that it was that easy for him.

“Alright baby, I’ll ask you next time.” You say, taking the seasoning from him and returning to your chicken while he comes up behind you, rubbing the swell of your stomach, laying soft kisses on your neck. “What you cooking?”

“White rice with some fried chicken and some broccoli,” you comment as he turns your head a bit so he can kiss your soft lips. “Now, stop distracting me, I have to finish cooking. I’m eating for two, remember.”

Rodrick lets out a chuckle before giving you another kiss, telling you he loves you before going back downstairs, leaving his headphones around his neck just in case you need him to do something. He couldn’t wait for the day that your little one would make his appearance, the first thing he was going to teach him is how to play the drums; he’s going to become a rockstar like his daddy.

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[senaananannaa]

Rodrick heffley x fem!reader

Hardcore

warings: dirty talk,woman,slut or something. dom!Rodrick Heffley

That night, the Heffley House was empty because Rodrick was grounded. But even though he was grounded, he invited you over to his house. And you were very happy about it.

The usual. You were drinking beer and talking to Rodrick. He was telling you about his band. As the night went on, you both slowly got drunk. You were surprised when Rodrick pulled another beer out of the fridge.

“Are you crazy? You just drank a bottle… You’re going to wake up with a terrible headache in the morning,” you said worriedly.

Rodrick laughed. “So? Are you worried about me, woman?” You were surprised, his voice deeper and more appealing than usual.

“Woman?”

“Yes, woman? Why are you so surprised?” Rodrick mockingly approached you.

"rodrick? what are you doing?" what's happening to him? this is the first time he's acting like this. rodrick sat down next to you without answering and started caressing your legs. (you're wearing shorts)

"r-rodrick!?"

"shut up, are you always this talkative?" he turned to you and grinned.

"what are you trying to do? what's your purpose???"

"isn't it obvious?"

your face turned red when he looked at you with a mocking expression, then he suddenly pulled you onto his lap and continued to caress your legs.

"Rodrick!stop it!"

"Shut up you fucking slut, I know what you're here for. You're crazy about my dick. Your pussy is already wet."

You were surprised, he was right… your pussy was already wet. You swallowed and let him touch you.

"Oh, good girl."

he grinned.

"Now sit on the floor and suck my dick."

You obeyed him and sat on the floor.

Sitting sprawled out on the couch, you unzipped his pants. His hard cock was already visible. You pulled his pants down and his red boxers were in front of him. When you took off his boxers, you started to lick his cock slowly. After he watching you for a while, he grabbed your hair roughly and shoved his entire cock into your mouth. Tears welled up in your eyes and you coughed.

"You're incompetent at this, I need to show you the way."

He spoke sarcastically and continued to guide you. His cock was so big, you almost choked. You continued to suck his cock with tears streaming down your face. He suddenly took his cock out of your mouth, and as you looked at him out of breath, he suddenly came onto your face. Especially your mouth.

"Swallow."

You swallowed, then he took a napkin and wiped your face.

"undress."

You nodded and started to take off your clothes. Rodrick pulled you next to him and laid you on the couch. He spread your legs and teased your pussy on the tip of his cock.

you were moaning desperately. "R-rodrick! please…please stop it! come inside me…please!"

rodrick chuckled and continued to tease you with his cock. "Are you that desperate for me to fuck you?"

you continued to moan and nodded. "yes rodrick! please!"

rodrick thought for a moment, then grinned. "i don't have a condom, are you sure? do you want me to get you pregnant or something?" he started to caress your clit with his hand.

you paused, continuing to moan as you looked at him breathlessly. "i…i don't know…"

Rodrick chuckled and without warning, he thrust his cock into you. You moaned loudly as if you were dying. You were out of breath. His cock was so big that your body couldn’t move. Rodrick put your legs on his shoulders and started moving.

“Say my name!” Rodrick shouted as he moved faster.

“Rodrick..! Rodrick!” You moaned his name desperately, Rodrick going faster every time you said his name.

rodrick grinned, continuing to fuck you hard. he noticed your eyes slowly rolling upwards.

"rodrick! i'm so close ahh! i'm… i'm cumming!"

rodrick chuckled. "i'm close too, you can ruin my cock." he continued his movements, you gripped the chair tighter and moaned. you had ruined his cock.

rodrick slowed down a bit. "you're cumming like a slut, i guess it's my turn." then he went back to his old pace. finally, with a loud moan, he filled your pussy with his cum.

you moaned loudly and watched as he filled you. some of his cum leaked out of your pussy. rodrick grinned, grabbed your chin and kissed you hard.

"i love you rodrick…" you looked up at him, out of breath. rodrick grinned.

"do you love mine or me?" he replied sarcastically. you rolled your eyes.

"both." you grinned.

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HELLO GUYS! This is my first post, I hope you liked it. Actually, I liked submissive men but I couldn't think of an idea😁 and my English is a little bad, I'm getting help from a translate. I hope you don't mind. Anyway, see you in a new post!!!

[a-pretty-nerd]

Oopse Part 2 (Rodrick Heffley x pregnant reader)

Request: "Hi, i was wondering if you could do a part 2 to the Rodrick x Pregnant!Reader where they tell Rodrick's parents about the babie?" ~ anonymous

*cringes* okay ❤

A/N: I'm not gonna lie, I hate this prompt, the original was meant to be funny but it got SO MUCH ATTENTION. The idea of telling parents that you're pregnant at 16 is terrifying, and its not gonna end well. But Im writing this because I feel like Ive been rejecting too many asks latley and people aren't responding well to that. So I hope you enjoy this. Just a warning, I refuse to sugar coat this topic and make it so the parents are happy and supportive. That's a trope I truly hate and if that is what you are looking for, I can name like 3 other amazing blogs that will happily write that for you.

Warnings: Teen Pregnancy, Parental confrontation

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So Rodrick knew. Not only did Rodrick know, but he stayed. Not only did he know and stay, but he confessed his feelings for you. NOT ONLY did he know, stay, and love you, but he was supportive and shockingly mature about things.

Rodrick was not mature, he just wasnt, that wasnt him. You thought that as time went on that maybe his immaturity would come out and he would get scared or he would be stupid about things and it wouldn't work out. But, that didn't happen.

A few weeks had passed since you gave him the news. The only thing that had changed, was that the two of you were now offically going steady. You told Rodrick to keep things a secret for now. Your parents didn't know, his parents didn't know, no one at school could know. You kept it that way until you figured out what to do.

You hadn't really disgusted it with one another either. Rodrick, while kind and supportive, didn't have a clue as to what to do about it. You feared about what keeping it meant, what adoption meant, or abortion. Where the hell do you even get one of those anyways? You were so conflicted and confused, and most of all, scared.

You walked around the high school campus with Rodrick's arm firmly placed around your shoulders. He walked with a proud smile, standing up straight like you were a trophy. Amungst your peers, you weren't exactly at the top, you had your fair share of friends and enemies. You were absolutely perplexed by the way your new boyfriend presented you. You weren't a trophy girlfriend, you weren't a prize, even if you were the idea was insulting. You pulled yourself awat from him at lunch and hid in a secluded hallway linned with lockers.

You sat on the floor and held your knees to your chest. You felt your heart race and your stomach turn.

"There you are, hey..." Rodrick slowly approached and knelt down, "are you okay?" He asked softly.

"I'm fine."

"You look pale," he leaned in, "is it making you sick?" He whispered softly.

"ITS fine!" You barked. His eyes widened and he pouted for a moment before sitting down beside you.

"Whats going on?" He asked often a long pause.

"Why do you do that?" You asked.

"Do what?"

"That thing you do with me."

"What thing? C'mon Y/N I can't read your mind." You could tell he was fustrated, but he kept himself calm.

"The way you get when we're around friends and at school. You parade me around like I'm some kind of prize! I'm not like those girls who dool themselves uo everyday, I'm not Heather Hills!" He watched you as shouted away from him, you didnt want to face him. He paused and thought for a moment.

"You don't like being a prize?" He asked, genuinely confused and concerened.

"No! I'm not some prize to be won, I'm a person with thoughts and feelings and...and I'm not even a prize to begin with! I'm-I'm I'm ruined." You cried.

"Oh no, no no no, you're not ruined you're- don't cry, don't cry." He tried to pry your hands away from your face so he could dry your tears and hold you close. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry if I hurt you, I didn't mean it," he paused and waited for you to take deep breaths and relax before he started talking again, "I just, I really like you Y/N. Like I...really really like you. I've told you I love you a hundred times. You're not a prize, I know that now, But you make me feel like a winner. Having you, makes me feel like I have something to be really proud of. I'm sorry if me showing you off makes you uncomfortable, I'll stop. But I can't help but gush about you a little."

"But Rodrick...I'm pregnant." You whispered to him.

"So? I can't still be proud of my super smart, super hot girlfriend?" He smiled. You paused and held him close for a moment before letting go.

"We have to decide what we're gonna do." You changed the subject.

"Whatever you want." He'd said that so many times, it was driving you mad. You didn't know what you wanted.

"What do you want?" You asked him. Rodrick paused and leaned his head against a lock as he thought.

"I don't know," He admitted, "maybe we should tell someone."

"What? No." You argued.

"We can't keep it a secret forever. People are gonna find out eventually and maybe our parents can help!"

"Not my parents!" You spat. They werent bad parents, you just feared the worst.

"Then lets tell mine, they can help, they'll help us." He pleaded.

"No, no, they'll want us to keep it and get married. They won't understand."

"...Trust me, they'll understand. Please. I want to tell them." You starred at him as you thought.

"...fine." You made a plan, that night at dinner. You went home with Rodrick, and awkwardly shuffled around the house behind him. You had met the Heffly family before, you had stayed for dinner before. But not as Rodrick's girlfriend, and not pregnant.

They greeted you with big smiles, they were happy to have you for dinner. You sat at the table and picked at your food as your leg bounced under the table. At one point, Rodrick placed a hand on your leg to keep is firmly planted. When dinner was over, Greg went to his room, and Manny was put to bed.

"Can we talk to you guys for a sec? Before I take Y/N home." Rodrick asked as his parents sat back down at the dinner table.

"Oh god, somethings wrong." His mother spoke.

"Well, Uh, We-"

"You're pregnant!" His father cut him off. His eyes wide, they starred at you for a long moment. Yout heart raced.

"What?" You spat in shock.

"I knew it, whenever teenage couples sit their parents down, they're pregnant." His mother told her husband.

"How could this happen- Well, I think we know how but you two have only been dating for a few weeks!"

"How could you be so irresponsible?"

"We messed up, you don't have to be so angry at us." You croaked.

"Its true...you are pregnant?" His mother asked softly. You slowly nodded.

"Oh my god..." His father muttered. The room feel silent for a while. Rodrick looked at you, and held your hand tightly.

"What are you going to? Rodrick can't be a father." Mrs. Heffley chuckled.

"We don't know, we thought maybe you could help." You told them. They looked at one another.

"We never thought this would happen." She sighed.

"Me neither!" Rodrick laughed, you gently swatched as his arm.

"Well, how far along are you?"

"A month, maybe."

"Do your parents know, Y/N?" Mr. Heffley asked you. You shook your head.

"We'll figure this out don't worry, it'll be fine." Mrs. Heffley spoke to calm the room.

"What are you going to do, Rodrick? You can't play in that band anymore with a baby." His father told him with a knowing look. Rodrick's expression turned sour, he looked sad but then he held his up.

"I know." He spoke.

"Wait what? No you don't have to stop playing, its your passion." You argued.

"Y/N, a baby is a lot of responsibility, if you keep it, your dreams and your passions take a back seat." Mrs. Heffley warned.

"Well who said I'm keeping it? And who said you can't follow your passions in life? Plety of people do that! Rodrick isn't quiting the band." You were firm. You looked up at Rodrick who starred back, his eyes were lit up. Sparkling as they watched you. "What?" You asked him defensivly, he smiled.

"I love you." He blurted.

"Love you too." You mumbled.

[mjlovescm]

10- Wanna make out ?

Trigger/content warning for underage drinking

Completed, 26 chapters, “So, you’re the babysitter, huh ?” Rodrick Heffley x black fem reader

After posting the video on YouTube, Rodrick's band actually started to get some recognition. A few days later and it was already at a thousand views. You couldn't really track the progress because you'd been occupied with helping your brothers pack for college.  But Rodrick kept you updated with constant texts.

You laid in bed, exhausted from moving boxes. You picked up your phone and saw two missed calls from Rodrick. You called him back, hoping he wouldn't answer, so you could sleep.

“Y/N!” He screamed into the phone.

You groaned in response, too tired to talk.

“I was dragged to this stupid Greg, family thing and guess what.” He sounded excited.

“Wha-”

“We got invited to a party.” He cut you off.

“We ?”

“The band, all of us. Some seniors were at the bar and thought we played good.” He said thrilled.

You stared at your ceiling, processing everything he was saying.

“Y/N!” He screamed again.

“What!” You yelled back.

“We got invited to a senior party, we're finally getting some attention.”

“Are you sure going to some party is the best thing to do ? School starts in like two days.”

“It's the best thing to do, going to that party…”

He started to ramble on about how going to the party would be the best thing ever. You zoned out after a few seconds and stopped listening.

“You obviously need time to sleep on it, Goodnight y/n.”

“Night.” You said sleepy.

…

You finally woke up around 12 pm in a haze with a pounding headache. You lazily searched the house until realizing your sister and mom were gone. Probably buying stuff for your brothers.

“𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙” -𝚛

You picked up the phone and called him.

“So, have you thought about it ?”

“Thought about what ?”

“The party, last night you said you'd go with us.”

“I did ?” You questioned.

“Yea, of course, something about keeping the groupies off me.”

“I highly doubt I said that, but fine, I'll go.”

“YES.” he yelled without realizing.

“Alright, come outside, I need your help picking an outfit.”

You looked out the window and saw Rodrick's van outside.

*god, you're a fucking creep* You thought hanging up.

You couldn't really remember saying yes, but you couldn't remember much from the past few days. Nothing except for boxes and duct tape.

Rodrick's room was a mess, clothes were everywhere. He stooped in front of his mirror, holding two shirts. Switching them off and on his chest, trying to see which was better. You lied on his bed, trying to stay awake. The headache still hadn't gone away.

“Sleeves or no sleeves.” He asked.

“Sleeves.” You replied.

“Okay, sleeves with the octopus or sleeves with the skull on fire.”

You stayed quiet, annoyed by his talking.

“y/n?” he questioned.

“What.”

He dropped the shirts and walked to the bed. You groaned, sitting up. You hadn't realized until now, but Rodrick had no shirt on.

“My eyes are up here.” He said, pointing to fingers at his eyes.

“My head's killing me, I don't know if I should go.”

“y/n you need to take a chill pill. No seriously, take two Tylenol, a sip of sprite and suck it up.” He said, with his hands on your shoulders.

“Wow, I never knew you were so thoughtful.” You faked a smile.

*asshole* You thought.

“You can hate me for as long as you want, but tonight might be the best night of our life.”

“Now octopus or skull on fire ?”

You took his advance and sucked it. You weren't a people person and certainly not a party girl. Everyone got out of the van and started walking towards the house.

“Wait before we go in, here. Everyone, take at least two.” He said taking condoms out of his pocket.

*What the fuck* You thought.

Ben and Chris took two each, putting them in their pockets, then going into the house.

“Why would we need condoms?” You said concerned.

“It's better to be safe than sorry. You really wanna end up pregnant for 9 months because one of these animals can't pull out.”

*Shit he's kinda right*

“Fine.” You said putting one in your pocket.

Together, you both walked into the house. Standing awkwardly, you scanned the room, maybe you could see someone that you've seen before. It would be better than talking to a stranger or walking around like Rodrick's mini me.

“Hey, it's the drummer boy.” A guy in a small group yelled from the side of the room.

“Divide and conquer.” Rodrick  whispered to you.

He walked off towards the group, leaving you alone.

*Great*

You walked into the kitchen which was covered in cups, food, and trash. Maybe eating would ease your nerves. Not like someone would talk to you if your mouth was full.  You rummaged through the fridge looking for anything edible.

“You're not gonna find anything good in there.” Chris said behind you.

“I know, but it's worth a try” You said, closing the fridge.

“How about a drink ?” He said pouring something in a cup.

Rodrick walked over from this group, steeping between you and Chris.

“Don't drink that.”

“Why ?” You said, taking a sip, then quickly spitting it out.

“That's why.”

“Someone can't handle their alcohol.” Chris said laughing.

“Just have my drink.”

You took the drink from him. Being suspicious, you smelt it. It was a mix of different fruits and way too much sugar.

*what the fuck is this *

You took a sip anyway, continuing to “Suck it up”.

After almost two hours of being at the party, you were beyond bored. You knew you wouldn't have fun, but this was just wack. You could feel the headache slowly creeping back, and whatever you were drinking wasn't helping. You still weren't sure what was in the drink, but from the way Rodrick was acting and the way you were starting to feel, it definitely wasn't just juice.

“Let's play mystery spin the bottle” A girl said.

“What's that ?” You asked Rodrick.

“It's spin the bottle, but everyone except one person has their eyes closed. So the looker puts the two in the closet.”

You sat next to Rodrick in a circle, then closed your eyes. Rodrick took the liberty of going first. After a few seconds the bottle stopped pointing to the person next to Rodrick. The looker stood them both up, putting them into the closet.

*fuck it's y/n, she was sitting next to me* He thought.

“So, how are you liking the party so far ?”

“It's pretty lame, to be honest, but I think this might make it a little more interesting. Wanna make out?”

*that was fast* He mentally panicked.

“Fuck yea.” He tried to sound cool.

He cupped the girl's face with one hand, pulling her into him, the other hand on her back. He felt the baggy material of her top. Then running the hand up to hold her face, feeling her ponytails.

“Wearing my hoodie, huh ?” He whispered.

“Shut up.” She said.

“Feisty, I like that.”

You opened your eyes to see Rodrick gone. Suddenly your head started pounding, and you instantly felt sick. With your hand over your mouth you ran to the bathroom, without closing the door you started throwing up in the toilet.

“Ew.” A girl said from the hallway, “Gross.” Her friend replied, “Light weight!” A guy yelled.

Standing over the sink, you washed the awful taste out of your mouth, trying not to gag.

“Having fun?” Chris asked, standing in the doorway.

You gave him a smug look then walked back into the room. Rodrick walked out of the closet and saw you, he smiled.

“I wanna go home, that was digesting.” You complied.

His face instantly changed, now confused and shocked.

“We should leave, Tonight was awful.”

“Is this … is this because of the closet ?” His voice now distressed.

“What ? Honestly I want to forget this night ever happened. I'm drunk, let's leave.” You said stern.

“NO!” He said bluntly.

“Why not ?”

“Because I wanna stay.” He replied quickly, his voice mean.

“Plus, I'm drunk, so I can't even drive.”

“So how do you expect me to get home.”

“Seems like your problem, not mine.” He said purposively, bumping his shoulder into yours as he walked away.

You stood confused, why was he acting so fucking weird. Chris offered to drive, so thankfully you had a way home. The car wasn't his, it belonged to the random girl intensely making out with Ben in the back of the car.

“y/n did you use your condom.” He asked.

“No.” you said, digested

“Give me it, we used mine back at the party.”

You handed him the condom, trying not to be tangled into whatever the back seat was producing.

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[embodyingchaos]

hello, divine person, sorry if I bothered you a lot, but I'm dying for rodrick and you/n pregnant, could you make a headcanon of rodrick before and after the pregnancy and all this please

❥ hiii! of course, i can! im so sorry this is late!

rodrick heffley before & after pregnancy headcanons warnings: pregnancy stuff, gn but afab reader

OKOK SO, rodrick before the pregnancy would include a lot, and i mean A LOT of panicking

he’d be like “oh my god, a baby? what are those? wait no… HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF THOSE THINGS?!?!?!?” and it would take him some time but he will eventually be used to it

he’d constantly ask you if you need anything or if you need him to do anything for you, you need the tv remote? he’ll grab it for you! you want chips? he’ll grab it for you! you want something that requires him to drive halfway across town? he’ll grab it for you!

he reads as much as he can about how to handle pregnancies and he even takes up a few actual jobs just to support you even if your parents were okay with your pregnancy and were paying for the hospital bills and stuff

rodrick would also never allow you to do things on your own, and its sweet! but it gets really annoying really fast

after the pregnancy, rodrick is definitely not getting enough sleep

every single time your baby would cry, he’d take care of it, i mean it is the least he could do after you literally pushed your child out of your vagina, which he wouldn’t have known was gonna happen if he hadn’t read up on those birthing guides(he thought babies were delivered by storks)

he would love you guys’ kid to little bits and pieces, getting the worst baby fever ever and would just want to constantly be with the little baby

rodrick would also already have planned where he’d take you guys’ kid to, LIKE THE WATER PARK AND THE ZOO AND CHUCK E CHEESE AND ALL THAT ADORABLE FAMILY ASS BULLCRAP AND ITS JUST SO HEART WARMING AND ADORABLE

you couldn’t ask for a better father for your child

[embodyingchaos]

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last updated: 25th august, 2023 newest: rodrick before/after pregnancy hcs

rules for requesting: ✮ disclaimer: i do not do smut, i can do dark themes such as stalking, etc. requests are closed.

band-aid genre: rodrick heffley x fem!reader, fluff, light angst(not really angst) warnings: pillow fights(gasp), rodrick accidentally elbows reader in the face muahahhaah synopsis: rodrick and y/n are playfully fighting before rodrick accidentally hits her in the face. drummer boy genre: rodrick heffley x gn!reader, fluff, strangers to lovers, this is so short warnings: awkward rodrick, reader suddenly getting cocky out of NOWHERE synopsis: y/n and rodrick meet at the battle of the bands, them a bassist, and him a drummer - a drummer boy. things genre: rodrick heffley x pregnant!fem!reader, angst, fluff, established relationship warnings: rodrick's mom being a KAREN, y/n's parents shunned her, greg is nice ??? synopsis: y/n's been kicked out of her parents' house after telling them she's pregnant, and now she lives with her boyfriend, rodrick, and his parents. she asks for money from rodrick's parents to buy things for her baby but they say no. rodrick doesn't take that well. potential genre: rodrick heffley x fem!reader, fluff, strangers to lovers warnings: rodrick is a goofball, y/n's band is named velvet ecstasy(dont ask), the band plays garbage truck from scott pilgrim vs the world mUAHAHH synopsis: the whole point of battle of the bands is for you to win the acknowledgement that you're the best band out of all of the other ones that compete. lucky for rodrick, even if he didn't win that acknowledgement, at least he got a potential girlfriend. meeting/dating rodrick genre: rodrick heffley x gn!reader, headcanons, SHORT AS HELL warnings: kissing, awkward roddy rodrick before/after pregnancy genre: rodrick heffley x gn!afab!reader, headcanons warnings: pregnancy stuff

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[a-pretty-nerd]

But like, what if Rodrick got you pregnant?

And you try to tell him but the poor idiot is just so confused because lets be honest, Rodrick barley knows where babies come from.

[a-pretty-nerd]

Oopse! (Rodrick Heffley x pregnant reader)

A/N: I honestly have wanted to do this for a while. If you can’t already tell by my pervious work, I have a huge impregnation kink. But I was shocked to find that there was no Rodrick x pregnant reader stuff out there! So, here we are! Hope you enjoy! ✌❤

Warnings: NSFW, and teen pregnancy.

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You weren’t sure what to think about your current situation. You didn’t know whether to even tell him in the first place. What would he even say? Would he be angry? No, Rodrick wouldn’t be angry, he couldn’t be angry. You paced around your bathroom, staring at the pink and white stick in your hand. You looked at the instructions one more time. Maybe you did it wrong? How the hell could you pee on a stick wrong? You were panicing to say the least. You stared at the thing. Hoping that maybe if you just stared at it long enough, that horrid blue line would disappear. It didn’t. You were still holding a positive pregnancy test in your hand.

“What am I gonna do?” You whispered to yourself. An aching sense of dred boiled in your belly as you slid down the bathroom wall. How would you tell him? How could you tell Rodrick he had, gotten you, pregnant. It was all so sudden, I mean, should you even tell him to begin with? You could easily get rid of it, and pretend like nothing ever happened. You shook your head. No. No he at least deserved to know. Whatever decision you made. You called him, with shaky hands, you let the phone ring on the other line.

“Heffley residence, this is Greg.” An unenthusiastic child answered.

“Hey! Greg. Its Y/N. Can, uh- Can I talk to Rodrick please?”

“Y/N!” He spoke in a long, exaggerated tone. “I’m sorry, Rodrick can’t come to the phone right now.” There was a pause.

“Give me the phone you little brat!” You heard a familiar voices hushed.

“He’s a little busy-” There was some racket, small grunts of struggle and shuffles of shoving.

“Beat it, Squirt!” Rodrick scolded. “Y/N! Heeeey!” He cheered.

“Hey, Rodrick, theres something I-”

“Y'know Y/N, I was actually just about to call you.” He said, almost proudly.

“Really?” You scoffed, holding your head in one hand with the other pressed your phone against your ear.

“Yeah! I was thinking, that maybe you and I could…hang out. Sometime. Today?” His voice was almost chocked.

“Uh…sure. I guess.” Might as well. Better to tell him in person, right?

“A-Awesome! I’ll pick you up in 5!?” He was clearly excited, maybe even surprised.

“See you then.” And you hung up. You fixed yourself up, the mess that you already were. You prepared for the worst. You ran every scenario in your head at least a thousand times. You were ready. You can do this. You can do this. You are a strong, independent woman, who is capable of making grown up decisions. Well at least, that’s what you repeated to yourseld over and over again in the mirror until the door bell rang. You jumped, and ran out of the bathroom, positive test result tucked away in your pocket. Just for evidence. You answered the door with a smile, or what you were capable of pulling off as a smile. Rodrick’s eyebrows raised when he saw you. Happy as a clam to see you. You waved goodbye to your family and walked out to his van, where you got in and looked around at all the band merch and equipment. That absolute nerd. “So, where are you taking me?” You questioned as Rodrick got in.

“Well, I thought, maybe…a walk in the park?” His cheeks were a bright pink.

“Yeah, sounds good.” You were almost silent the whole ride there, though it wasn’t very far. Rodrick just awkward spewed conversation about bands, and comics. Random, nerdy things you found so cute. When you started walking through the park, you kept yourself quite. Your arms firmly placed at your chest, folded. You were so on edge you thought you might faint. You didn’t even notice how incredibly nervous Rodrick was. His hands stuffed in his pockets, his cheeks red, and his skin lightly soaked with sweat.

“So uh, Y/N?” You looked at him, yours eyes wide with attention and fear. “About…uh…that party.” He started. “The one, a couple weeks ago-”

“I remember.” Thats the night that he got you pregnant. The one and only night Rodrick and you had slept together. The night where you got the courage to go up to that dork and kiss him. He kissed you back. You still remember the sweetness of his lips. That kiss turned into so much more. That kiss turned into stumbling up stairs, into your hands roaming his body. Into discarded clothes and moans of ecstacy you would never be able to forget. You’d never be able to forget the way he touched you, and the way he held you. The way his chest heaved, and his hips bucked, so needy. The feeling of his hard cock driving deep inside you over and over again. Easily sending you in a whirl. Nor the feeling of his cum shooting into your needy cunt. Never forgotten, or forgiven.

“Well, um…Look Y/N. I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re everywhere, and I think I’m really-” You have to tell him. “starting-” You have to tell him now before it’s too late. “to fall-” Do it now! “in love-”

“I’m pregnant!” You shouted. A weak, but somehow piercing cry of desperation. You blinked a few times. Rodrick didn’t move. You thought maybe somehow, miraculously you had frozen time.

“What?” He spat. Damn, he moved. He stared at you, as wide eyed as you were.

“I-I’m pregnant. It’s yours.” You struggled, shifting your weight on your feet from side to side trying to keep yourself from crying in front of him.

“H-How can you be pregnant?”

“Rodrick, we had sex.”

“I know!”

“Like, a lot of sex.”

“Kind of hard to forget!”

“That night.”

“Yeah! So?” He shrugged, and threw his arms out. Genuinely confused.

“Rodrick…you do know that’s where babies come from..right? Is…sex.” He stared at you, chewing on the inside of his lip.

“I know that.”

“Oh my God. Rodrick, tell me you knew that.” He just looked at you. “How the hell could you not know that!? You’re like, 17!”

“I know where babies come from, okay? I know it’s sex and all that stuff. I just thought…well I- I thought.”

“You weren’t thinking. Neither was I Rodrick. We were at a party, a lot was going on. It’s no ones fault.” You started at him as he looked away in thought. At least he wasn’t angry.

“Well, what are we gonna do now?” He let his hands fall to his sides.

“We?”

“Yeah, I mean…you didn’t do this alone.”

“I-I don’t know…” You looked down at the ground, scared. He looked away, and then back at you. When you didn’t move, be sighed. He shifted towards you, and wrapped his arms around you.

“Y/N?”

“What?”

“I’m…I’m here for you, okay? Whatever you need.” He was struggling through the words. “B-But like, how do you know-” he broke the touching moment. You pulled out the stick in your pocket, and handed it to him. He stared at it, taking it in his hands. Just as shaky as you were. “And the two lines-”

“Pregnant.”

“Yeah. Right. Got it.” He took a deep breath, and then drastically let it out.

“So I guess, you can stop falling in love with me now.” He looked at you, almost, serious, and then away. He took a moment, and slowly started shaking his head.

“No…can’t say that I can.” He said matter of factly. As if, it was common knowledge. He gave you back the stick, and leaned in. He even got the courage to kiss you. You were practically frozen. You hadn’t planned for this.

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[a-pretty-nerd]

50 Shades of Devon: Part Eight

Devon bostick x reader smut series

Concept: 50 shades of grey…but with Devon Bostick.

A/N: It’s been a little bit, and this being the eighth part, it is now my longest running series. This chapter is the photgraphy smut ya'll originally wanted! As always, your requests and feedback are what keep me goin’!✌❤

Warnings: NSFW, because…sex…and pornography…and bdsm…aaand anal.

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You hadn’t been working as an intern for very long. Perhaps a few months, at most. So when you were told that you would be travelling with the cast and crew to continue filming. You were confused to say the least. Couldn’t they simply hire another intern? And why were you the only intern ask to go?

You sat in Economy class, between two very large and hygiene lacking crew memebers who also worked on the movie. To save time, the majority of the cast and crew flew on the same plane. As a result, you found yourself in a very uncomfortable situation. Once again. Especially when Devon texted you to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. You never knew he was apart of the mile high club.

He wasn’t. But that didn’t stop him from taking you in the cramp bathroom of the plane. His face stuffed in the crook of your neck, he panted as he finished. Holding you as close as he could. There was something very intimate about it. But also something, extremely terrifying.

The hotel you were out up in, was something of a rat’s nest. Most of the crew, like yourself had to stay there for the few weeks or so while filming occured. Much of which, happened in the gorgeous New England coast side. Filming a scene on the roof of a lighthouse, was probably the most difficult thing, for everyone. By the end of shooting, the majority of cast and crew were ready to get the fuck out of there. Everyone, except for a certain man. Who decided to hide out for a little bit at the very top. When the manager couldn’t find Devon, she asked you to find him. Your legs ached as you walked up the hundreds of stairs all the way up to the deck. The cool, salty, sea air washed over your skin as you stepped up. On the other side of the large light, which was turned off and hidden behind large pieces of glass. A figure stood, leaning against the bar. He looked out onto the serene view over looking the beach. You watched him, as you stepped closer. Stopping a good distance away, not wanting to disrupt his clear, focused state of mind.

“Mr. Bostick?” You ask eventually. His head slowly turns, almost not wanting to look away. He looks into your eyes, and smiles. The sound of the seagulls, and the waves crashing against the land surround the two of you as the wind brushes your hair as it pleases. You look down, and notice something in his hand, a camera. Your cheeks flush at the memory of previous ventures with one.

“My name is Devon, Y/N.” He almost scolds, but yet he has a calm and sweet tone. He gestures for you to walk forward, which you do. You lean on the bar in front of you, and stand next to him. He looks you over, and brushes aside some hair from your face. “May I take a picture of you?” He asks.

“What kind?” You joke, and he huffs in amusement.

“A normal one.”

“Sure.” He stands back, and holds his camera to your back. He directs you to look onto the scene. You hear the ‘eeer eer eer’ and 'click’ of the camera. You go to turn around, but he asks for another one, and you oblige. You turn after two, and he smiles.

“Gorgeous.” He remarks.

“Better than the ones from before?” You ask.

“Nothing is better than the one from before, baby.” He cooes the last word, and leans closer to you. Suddenly he’s not Devon, he’s Master again. He holds your arm and leans in for a kiss.

“We should get going. We’ll get in trouble.” You say, making your way to the door. He sighs.

You spend, maybe a night in your own hotel. One night in particular, Devon requests that you spend the night with him. In the drastically nicer hotel that many of the other actors are put up in. You knock on the door, and unlike any other evening, you’re pulled into the room rather quickly. Devon locks the door behind him, and then leans against it to look at you. Up and down his eyes trail your still clothed body. He’s breathing a little heavily, upon further inspection of his state. He is already hard as a rock, and theres an animal-likeness about him.

“Clothes. Off. Now.” He orders. And you strip for him. You stand there, naked. Goosebumps decorating your skin, and your nipples harden as a result of the cold air. He gives another good hard look at you, and goes to reach down to his cock. Only throw his hand away. He adjusts his posture to stand tall, and walks over to you. He removes his shirt, and tosses to the side. Before looking over you again. “My good girl.” He cooes, gently stroking the back of his hands across your cheek and arms. “You’ll be my good girl tonight. Won’t you?” He asks, and you simply nod. You hear what could have been a soft growl from him. As his hands caress your hips, and slide up your pack. “You reminded me, of those pictures.” He states. “I reviewed them. And somehow, they made me want more.”

“More?” You ask, and he nods slowly. His deep brown eyes staring into yours.

“I brought a few things. I hope you don’t mind.” He smiles, almost cruelly. Leaning in, and kissing your neck. Forcing small gasps from you. “Be my muse. Won’t you?” He asks. You give a nod as you let your eyes close. Giving yourself up to him. “Adda girl.” You hear him step away, and you open your eyes to watch him. He has a few different cases of objects. One, filled with a blindfold, a wip, fabric to tie you up with. The basics of your training. And in another, you watch him put together a digital camera. One of the nice ones, professionals use them. Your heart begins to race.

Suddenly you realise this isn’t a normal session. It’s more of an erotic photo shoot. You ask why he couldn’t till you return home, and he confesses. He wanted to do it in a hotel, because he enjoys the planeness of the room contrasting with you. You has you kneel, and blindfolded. You hear a few clicks. He hands you stand, you hear a click. It starts off, simple. Until you have your hands tied behind your beck. Until you are bent over the bed, with your legs spread. You hear a few clicks. Suddenly, you feel a cold substance drizzled on your backside, and you flinch. He reassures you, its just lube. And he proceeds to practically cover you in it. Producing this shine across your skin. You can almost hear the smile as he talks. You hear a few clicks.

Different positions. Different objects. Within an hour, Devon has teased your properly to the point of beggind. He’s photgraphed you with vibrators, pearls, plugs, dildos, his own figures and tongue. And yet, no release. You whimper helplessly as you hear his shift off of the bed. Leaving you there, tied with your hands behind your back.

“M-Masterrr…” You whine.

“What, darling?” He knows what he’s doing, the bastard.

“Please.” He chuckles cruelly.

“Please, what?”

“Please…make me cum.” You pleased, and you hear another click.

“Had enough, huh? Hmmm. Well. Since you’ve been such a good girl, I’ll let you choose with what I’ll make you come with.”

“Your cock.” You moan without hesitation. No matter how many toys, nothing could compare to the way that man fucks you. To the way he holds you. You should have seen him. Almost surprised. Then it’s replaced with utter pleasure. As he sets the camera down at the side if the bed, and you feel him move over you.

“You want my cock?” He asks, and you nod again. “Mmmhh can’t get enough of me, can you?” He asks, and you shake your head. He hooks his arms under your thighs, and pulls you up and close. He pulls himself out of hi pants, and slowly incerts himself into you. You gasp, as the aching feeling in only hightended. You hear a click. He pulls you closer onto his length so that he as deep as possible. Pushing on cervix gently. Before he suddenly starts to move.

He begins fucking you, making your cry out in pleasure into the hotel room. The idea that others may hear, other actors and staff my hear come to mind. You bite your lip to prevent yourself.

“Let them hear.” Devon growls. “Let them hear you.” He demands. You let yourself go, allowing yourself to cry out Devon’s name. He smiles at this, and removes your blindfold. As his hips smack against yours, he leans in for a deep, passionate kiss. “Thats it baby. Scream my name.” He sucks your neck as he holds your to pound into you. The tightness in your stomach is too much to bare.

“I-I’m gonna cum!” You cry out in reflex to your training. Devon’s body swings back and he grabs the camera. Snapping a picture as the ecstacy washes over you. Capturing your expression in such a moment. For a second, you worrry your look bad. Until you Devon pull out, and plunge his cock into your ass. Thank god, he had prepared you for the moment. Another picture as your eyes go wide in response. “Oh! God!” You cry as he proceeds to fuck you more. Your used pussy confulses from pleasure as the odd sensations course throught you. Before you know it, youre cumming again.

“Sh-Shit.” Devon curses, and you can tell him his expression. He’s more than close. You feel his twitch as he cums inside your ass. “Ohhhh fuck thats it.” He cooes, as he puts the camera down, and caresses your body to calm the both of you. Panting, he pulls out, and lays down on top of you.

“Devon?” You ask after a moment.

“Mh?”

“You’ve never let me call you that in the bedroom before.” You note. “And just now you had me scream it.” He takes a moment, and thinks about it.

“You’re right.”

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Jasper Jordan:

*Chipped

*Jealousy Gets You Somewhere

*Dirty Talk

Imagine Prologue *Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 (Finale)

*Join Me

*Pole Dancer

Sweet Boy

That Time Of The Month

*Confusion

*Not Yet Pet  *Part 2

*Sorry

*More

*Heated Lovin’

*A Little Fun

*Wanting

*Now What?

Golden Passion Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 *Chapter 3 *Chapter 4 Chapter 5

*Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 (Finale)

*Tease

Jasper Jordan Mess  

The Comic Prologue  Chapter 1 Chapter 2 *Chapter 3 

Sick 

Run 

Bellamy Blake:

*Hot

*All Mine

*Fuck

*Hooters

John Murphy:

*Biting

That Time Of The Month

*You Asked For It

*Pleasantly Surprised

*Homemaker

*Better

*Truth Or Dare

*You Flirt

*Really Really Really Rough

*Useful

Madness Prologue Chapter 1 *Chapter 2 *Chapter 3 Chapter 4 *Chapter 5

Chapter 6 *Chapter 7 *Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Finale!  

*Aw Nutz

The Trial *Part 2 

Trust 

Monty Green:

*Pole Dancer

Raven Reyes:

*Beautiful Bird

JasperxReaderxBellamy:

*Unity Day Fun

JasperxReaderXMurphy:

*Proposition  

JasperxReaderxMonty:

*Starry Night

BellamyxReaderxMurphy:

*Puddle

RasperxReader:

*Relax

Gift *Gift 2  

*Run  (College Au) 

Rodrick Heffley

*Untitled

*It’s So Wrong, But SO RIGHT Part 2 Part 3 *Part 4 *Part 5

*Silent, Not-So-Holy Night

*Sneak A Peak

*Rivalry

*Marks

*Pegging?!

Country Club

*His Van

*Guilt

Roller Rink

*In Trouble

*Shut Him Up

*Wait, Really!? 

*Glory 

More Devon Bostick Characters 

Pages Prologue *Part 1 *Part 2 *Part 3 *Part 4 Part 5 *Part 6 (Finale)

*Behind The Scenes

50 Shades Of Devon Prologue Part 1 Part 2 *Part 3 *Part 4 *Part 5 *Part 6 *Part 7 *Part 8 *Part 9

*My Good Side

*Squirting Hcs 

Freddie Klein: 

 *Summer Fling 

Leo Strange:

*Happy Halloween

Casper Galloway:

*V-V-Virgin!?  

*A Close One

Adam:

*Party

*Kiss And Make Up  

Half Way House

IT 2017

General: 

Trick or Treat 

Patrick Hockstetter:

Untitled

General Headcanons

*I Don’t Care

*Be Gentle, Okay!?  

*I Forgot  

*Quarry Quickie 

The Day After 

*Night Out   

Meeting The Parents  

*Red Handed

Henry Bowers:

*Take That

*Work? What’s That? 

Unlikely Friends  

*Mine Now 

*Lollipop  

*Blue Balls 

PatrickxReaderxHenry:

Game Prologue Chapter 1 *Chapter 2 *Chapter 3 *Chapter 4 *Chapter 5 *Chapter 6 *Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10  *Chapter 11  Chapter 12!Finale!  Epilogue  

*Blackmail  

New Year, New Girl   Part 2  

Poly!BowersGangxReader: 

Oh My! * Part 2 

*RoadTrip  

Star Wars

Bodhi Rook:

*Sweetheart

*Sex Headcanons

*Warm Welcome

You’re In A Relationship With Bodhi

You’re Bodhi’s Pregnant Girlfriend Part 2 *Part 3 Part 4

Cassian Andor:

*Sex Headcanons

*Promiscuous Boy

More Owen Teague Characters

Nolan Rayburn:

*You Walk In On Nolan

Hate Turns To Love Imagine *Part 1 Part 2

So You’ve Accidentally Cut Your Finger  

Sweet 

*Thursday Night 

Ryan “Trick” Trebecki:

New In Town Imagine Part 1 *Part 2

Sweet  

Otis:

Otis And His Angel

Owen Teague Character Period Hcs 

Misc. Characters 

Chris Evans:

*Rough Sex

Loki:

*Fight 

Jay (Okja):

*Relief

The Umbrella Academy

Klause Hargreeves:

*NSFW headcannons

*NSFW Part2 Electric Boogaloo  

*Look at You! (Fem!reader)

*Wild Ride (fem!reader)

*Lookin’ Good(fem!reader)

*Makeup (fem!reader)

*Stay (male!reader)

*Sunshine (fem!reader)

*I Think We’re Alone Now (fem! reader)

*Whole Again

*Good Boy (Male!Reader) 

*Revealing (fem!reader)  

*Hair Pulling (Gender Neutral Reader) 

*Torture (fem!Reader) 

*Only You (fem!Reader) 

*I Wanna Push Your Limits (fem!Reader) 

*Mommy~ (fem!Reader)  

My Hero Academia

Shota Aizawa: 

*relationship headcannons 

Trying Again (AizawaxFem!reader) :

Prologue , Chapter 1 , 

Pregnancy headcannons  

Katsuki Bakugou

Safe Space 

Tamaki Amajiki: 

*relationship headcannons

Pregnancy headcannons  

Hitoshi Shinsou: 

*relationship headcannons

Pregnancy headcannons  

Tomura Shigaraki: 

*relationship headcannons

Pregnancy headcannons  

*Verse!Shiggy NSFW headcannons  

Boyfriend Cheats and Shigaraki Comforts

Shigaraki, The Family Man  

Shigaraki x Pregnant!Reader: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4  Part 5 

Rebellion (ShigarakixAllMight!Daughter!Reader) :

Prologue , Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, 

Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9  Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 

Chapter 13 chapter 14 Chapter 15 

Devil May Cry

V (Vitale):

*General Headcannons (SFW/NSFW) 

*Good Morning 

Holiday Heartache 

Dilf V 

*Repaying His Debt 

[a-pretty-nerd]

MasterList Update!

The 100:

Jasper Jordan x Reader: 

Chipped Jasper x reader smut (dubcon) *Smut*

Jealousy Gets You Somewhere *Smut*

Unity Day Fun (Jasper/Bellamy Threeway) **SMUT**

Dirty Talk *Smut*

Join Me *Smut* 

Pole Dancer HCs (Includes Monty) 

Sweet Boy 

Period HCs  (Includes Murphy) 

Confusion *Smut* 

Not Yet Pet 1 & Not Yet Pet 2 *Smut* 

Sorry *Smut* 

More  *Smut* 

Heated Lovin’  *Smut* 

Starry Night  (Jasper/Monty Threeway) **SMUT** 

A Little Fun *Smut* 

Wanting  *Smut* 

Now What?  *Smut* 

Imagine,Pregnant!Reader Series: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4  Part 5 Part 6 Part 7  Part 8 Finale!  

Tease *Smut*  

Golden Passion! Series: Chapter 1  Chapter 2 Chapter 3  Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9(Finale!)         

John Murphy x Reader: 

Biting *Smut* 

You Asked For It *Smut* 

Pleasantly Surprised  *Smut* 

Homemaker *Smut*  

Better  *Smut* 

Truth or Dare  *Smut* 

You Flirt *Smut* 

Really Really Really Really Rough *Smut* 

Useful *Smut*  

Madness! Series: Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6     Chapter 7  Chapter 8  

Aw Nutz *Smut* 

Bellamy Blake x Reader: 

Hot *Smut* 

Puddle (Bellamy/John Threeway) **SMUT** 

All Mine *Smut*   

Fuck  *Smut* 

Raven Reyes x Reader: 

Relax  (Raven/Jasper Threeway) **SMUT** 

Beautiful Bird *Smut*  

Star Wars: 

Bodhi Rook x Reader: 

Sweetheart *Smut*

Sex HCs 

Warm Welcome *Smut* 

You’re Bodhi’s Girlfriend,Series: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 

Cassian Andor x Reader

Sex HCs 

Precious Boy *Smut* 

Rodrick Heffley: 

You Should Suck My Dick *Smut* 

 It’s So Wrong but So Right!Series: Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4 Part 5 

 Silent Night, Not So Holy Night 

Sneak a Peak *smut* 

Secrets Out  

Oopse!  (Pregnant!Reader) 

Rivalry  *Smut* 

Marks *Smut*

His Hot Older Brother  *smut* 

Pegging!?  *Smut* 

Country Club  

His Van  *Smut* 

Guilt  *Smut* 

Okja’s Jay x Reader

Relief  *Smut* 

Devon Bostick: 

Pages! Series: Part 1  Part 2 Part 3  Part 4 Part 5 Part 6(Finale!)      

Behind The Scenes  *Smut* 

Fifty Shades of Devon! Series: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6  Part 7  

Leo Strange: Happy Halloween *Smut* 

 Casper Galloway: V-V-Virgin!? *Smut* ,  A Close One  *Smut* 

My Good Side  *Smut* 

Marvel: 

Chris Evans x Reader: 

Rough Sex *Smut*  

Adam From Being Charlie: 

Party  *Smut* 

Kiss and Make Up  *Smut* 

Half-Way-House  

Bowers Gang: 

Game!(Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers x reader) Series: Chapter 1 Chapter 2    Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  

Henry Bowers x Reader: 

Take That  *Smut* 

Trick x Reader: 

New in Town: Part 1 & Part 2  

Nolan x Reader: 

Hate Turns to Love: Part 1 & Part 2  

Otis Material: 

Me Screaming 

 Moodboard & Video  

Otis and His Angel  

[a-pretty-nerd]

Material List!!! Thank you to the lovely who made this for me! ❤❤❤

Smuts:

Rodrick Heffley x Reader

It Feels so wrong, but So Right part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

Silent Night, No-so-Holy Night

Unnamed

The 100:

Bellamy Blake x Reader

Hot 

Unity Day Fun (Jasper Jordan x reader + Bellamy)

Jasper Jordan x Reader

Dirty Talk

Confusion

Unity Day Fun (Jasper Jordan x reader + Bellamy)

Jealousy Gets You Somewhere

Chipped Jasper Smut DUBCON

Sorry

Sweet Boy

S3verse Jasper x Reader 

Join Me

Not Yet Pet part 1 part 2

John Murphy x Reader

Biting

Rogue One:

Bodhi Rook x Reader

Warm Welcome

Sweetheart

Bodhi Rook x Pregnant!Reader

You’re Bodhi Rook’s Girlfriend part 2 part 3 part 4

[a-pretty-nerd]

His Van (Rodrick Heffley x reader smut)

Request:“can i get some rodrick x reader van sex? seriously love you blog and can’t wait to see what you write next” ~ Anonymous

Thank you, love! ✌❤

A/N: My Owen Teague followers getting Trick vibes from this? Or is that just me? ANYWAYS! I did a short series that had 4 parts, and one did involve van sex. However, because you asked so nicley, and because I love the idea so much. It gets its own fic! As always, your requests and feedback keep me goin! ❤

Warnings: NSFW, van sex, cursing, sex…sex…SEX!

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You can’t even count how many times you’d imagined having sex with Rodrick would be like. Memories of your hand down your pants, daydreaming about every detail circle through your mind. Now you sit there, your heart racing as you iddle in the passanger seat of Rodrick’s van. You fiddle with your clothes as you glance up at him nervously. You’ve been parked outside your house for a few minutes now.

“So uh-” he croaks.

“Hm!?” Your eyes shoot up to his. Both sets of cheeks are bright pink and red.

“Should I, walk you to your door?” He awkwardly suggests. Why is he so cute!?

“Uh, I mean, my parents should be asleep. So there’s no rush.” You practically vomit out the words. Desperate to make this work.

“Oh! Cool…cool…” He nods his head, and looks away. You look down, trying your best to be coy. But leaning in closer and closer to him. As he is to your. Theres that key moment wheree your lips touch and you begin to kiss. This isn’t your first kiss, nor your first date. But…everyone feels like a first with Rodrick.

The kiss gets a little more heated, and before you know it, you’re frnech kissing. Your hands getting lost in his dark hair. You let out soft moans and squeaks of pleasure as your whole body heats up. His hands roam from your neck, to shoulders, to gentle, and sweet groping. You take this as your cue to keep going, reaching your hand down. Your gently stroke his crotch, covered by his jeans. You feel his erection and it sends shivers down your pants. He practically bucks his hips into your hands as he inches closer. He adjusts and adjusts for you to keep going, getting a better grip for more pleasure. Until he gets a little fustrated.

“Wanna hop in the back?” He offers.

“Yeah.” You nod happily, jumping back into the messy, but clean-enough back. You sit down, and watch as he crawls back and over you. His lips finding your neck and kisses. You moan, and lose yourself in his touch. Clothes are awkwardly shed through kisses and helpless moans as you get increasingly more and more sexually fustrated. You need him so badly. By the time you’re both completely naked, you feel almost neglected. He rolls a condom on, agonizingly slow. When he positions himself at your entrance, you’re practically dripping for him. You let out a gasp when you slides himself deep inside of you.

“Ohhhh Y/N.” He cooes into your ear as his head drops in ecstacy to the crook of your neck. You’re almost instantly a moaning mess under him as he starts to move his hips. His thrusts start easy, but you want more.

“R-Rodrick…more, p-please.” You beg. And he happily obliges, letting out a soft chuckle against your skin. You’re practically crying out his name as soon as he starts fucking you relentlessly into the bed of tbe van. You know its rocking, and you know anyone could hear you. The creeking sound accompanied by your sounds of intense pleasure were dead give aways. Before you know it, you’re clinging to him and gasping in ecstacy yourself as you cum. He grunts, struggling to keep going through your orgasm until he lets him climax after you. Leaving the both of you panting.

The van is suddenly still, but filled with a sex-induced fog. Like your own personal little sauna, you notice the fog on the windows and giggle.