#Robin: *also holding a grudge bc Steve ate all the maraschino cherries and every customer made it her problem*

[morganbritton132]

I need someone who is funnier than me to write a fic about the time between when Steve and Robin start working together and Dustin coming back from summer camp because I know that Steve annoyed the fuck out of her.

Like I just know Robin rolls into work every morning hot and sweaty from having to scooter there, locked and loaded with mean sarcastic comments, and there’s Steve. With his dumb hair and his socks matching his uniform complaining that he had to open alone (they have no customers. He has not counted the register).

Steve doesn’t get her sarcasm yet so sometimes she’ll say something and can see that it hurt his feelings. He’ll stalk off to pout and she’ll think about apologizing, but then she’ll hear him think aloud, “I wonder if I can juggle?”

Followed the sound of broken glass.

[wele-fy-sbwriel]

#Robin: *holding a grudge bc Tammy Thompson has a crush on Steve* #Robin: *also holding a grudge bc Steve ate all the maraschino cherries and every customer made it her problem* #She slightly forgives him for it though bc the next day she dropped a bottle of chocolate sauce and it exploded all over his shoes #He looked like he was going to cry #It’s only partly forgiven bc he fucked off on his lunch break and came back with shoes that matched his uniform #Steve is the unequivocal favorite of their manager who comes in one a week and Robin hates that (via morganbirtton132)

I need someone who is funnier than me to write a fic about the time between when Steve and Robin start working together and Dustin coming back from summer camp because I know that Steve annoyed the fuck out of her.

Like I just know Robin rolls into work every morning hot and sweaty from having to scooter there, locked and loaded with mean sarcastic comments, and there’s Steve. With his dumb hair and his socks matching his uniform complaining that he had to open alone (they have no customers. He has not counted the register).

Steve doesn’t get her sarcasm yet so sometimes she’ll say something and can see that it hurt his feelings. He’ll stalk off to pout and she’ll think about apologizing, but then she’ll hear him think aloud, “I wonder if I can juggle?”

Followed the sound of broken glass.