#Rick isn't industructable no matter what he says

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"I will be kind and I'll be sweet / If you stop staring straight through me" (Ghosting by Mother Mother): What do you think would happen if you and your f/o went through a haunted house attraction? Would they be scared or would you be the one scared?

Pfft I would be freaking the fuck out while Rick drops one-liners and complains the entire time(unless there's pirates, I guess??) Like, I'm clinging to the back of his lab coat with my eyes shut like a little bitch while he's all, "Dumb." "Lame." "That's not even accurate." I've seen scarier monsters in my breakfast cereal." etc. etc" while looking bored.

Afterwards he'll probs be caught between teasing me for being scared and confused considering traveling with him brings me face to face with greater horrors than some guys in costumes could ever even conceive of kjbgkbjs

"Being jump scared makes me anxious :("

"You kicked a creature equivalent to the Predator in the balls yesterday!"

"and?"

"You are coming down with me / Hand in unlovable hand!" (No Children by The Mountain Goats): If your f/o has any enemies, how do you act around them? If they don't, how do you act towards people who have hurt/wronged them?

Does Rick have enemies? god, how long do you have? Cause whatever number you just conjured up is going to need to be tripled at least if we're gonna go down that road.

No really, he has enemies in every corner of the Multiverse. he's REEAAL good at pissing people off....

As for my reaction though? Depends on the crime. See, Rick is a really petty piece of shit sometimes so he'll hold grudges for little to no reason sometimes. Conversely, he doesn't take most people as a serious threat and ends up partying with half of them soooo???

Most people I would immediately assume it was something small that pissed him off specifically and get to know them before making any decisions on them personally.

Now in the case of someone actually doing him harm?? Those things I tend to take kinda personally? Do I get that there's a billion reasons to have a vendetta against him?

of course.

Is it likely that he brought it on himself?

yeah, probably.

But also he's my friend and my lover and fuck you personally for even THINKING you can lay a hand on him

*kills them*