#Reiner Braun imagines

[nixie-writes-aot]

Reiner x male reader in which they play fight but it devolves, or evolves, into making out and dry humping shdhdjnd c:

Reiner + Dry Humping

Warnings: nsfw, dry humping, biting, public/risky places, dom/sub dynamic, dom Reiner

Pairing: Reiner Braun x male reader

Author's Note: I see we have gone back to my roots and pfp of simping for this tall ass glass of water uwu

Reiner and you seemed to wrestling, albeit you were on the losing side. The man was, after all, 6'2'' and large. He threw you off with a smirk, definitely celebrating his "win" as you landed on your back. However you leapt back up as he turned around to gloat his win only for you to jump on his back.

"Hey, no fair!" The blonde huffed.

He was trying to grab you, to which you pouted for a moment before quite literally biting his hand as it came near. Reiner stilled before throwing you off of him. He tackled you pretty much, hand wrapped around your neck firmly as steam rose from his hand.

"Did you really just bite me?" He hummed.

You squirmed for a few minutes, staring into his hazel eyes and the amusement sparkling within those depths. You grinned, "Yep!" You chirped, popping the "p", all too confident. Reiner stared down at you, his brain short circuiting for a moment. He leaned forward, " Then I'll just have to occupy your mouth, right?" He growled.

You didn't have time to fully process what he had said before his lips were on yours, you melted into the kiss. To you, the very world didn't exist outside of what the both of you were doing in the dirt sparring fields. The night enveloping you both, stars glittering and crickets chirping. His tongue pushed into your mouth, exploring and dominating your mouth with no hesitation. No mercy. You gave into him, moaning into the kiss.

You felt your cock start to come to life as he made out with you, his knee near your crotch. He could feel it, he could feel your bulge. Reiner pulled away for air, both of you panting as you both shared a look. You whined, feeling Reiner press his thigh against your clothed erection.

"Go on." Reiner whispered.

You rolled your hips upwards with a whimper, desperation fueling your actions. You wanted him, you wanted his cock. You were humping his thigh and both of you knew it.

[ackrmvvn-levi]

Please don’t leave || R.B.

Warnings: I don't think there are any?

Word Count: 1.7k

He knew this would never last, not nearly as long as he desperately hoped it would. He'd known you for three years, he knew at some point, some point soon, you'd find out what he'd been hiding from you since the day you met as cadets. He was smart enough to know you'd hate him, there was no way you wouldn't. He wished he could keep you, take you home when it came time to, but he knew better. It was painstakingly obvious to him he was just going to get both of you hurt in the end, he was in too deep and there was no hope of ending things before the time came. But he couldn't help himself.

He's doomed both your hearts as he leans down to catch your lips in another sweet kiss. He's drowning in guilt as he wraps his large arms around your frame, pulling you into his chest. His heart is breaking all over again and he hates how much he loves you, even though he shouldn't. He hates that there's so little he can do about it. He hates that he's just going to end up breaking you.

But he can't bring himself to pretend he doesn't love you. He can't force himself to stay away from you, not when you care for him this much. He knows that eventually you'll come to resent him, but for now, he'll allow himself these precious moments. If only to give you a small taste of true happiness, however brief it may be.

It will only make everything worse, he tells himself silently, as he holds you tighter. It will only make it hurt more later on. He knows this all too well.

———————-

Your mind was racing to catch up with the events unfolding around you. You were unable to register the hot tears pouring down your cheeks as your eyes stay trained on the back of the armored titan. You hadn't realized you'd fallen to your knees, unable to make any move against the man you'd fallen in love with three years ago. You only snapped out of your daze when his eyes momentarily looked up, meeting yours for only a second before focusing on Eren in front of him. You can finally feel the blood boiling in your body, burning through your veins like lava, threatening to consume your entire being and rip you to shreds.

Your eyes stayed watching the fighting titans on the ground below you, a ping of hurt stabbing into your chest as you watched Eren gain the upper hand. This is it, the enemies you'd been fighting so hard to find, Eren had him in a chokehold, so why did you feel so desperate to free Reiner from his grasp?

You were quick to use your ODM gear as Reiner roared out, causing your blood to run cold. Your eyes studied the empty field around you, waiting for more titans to show, but none did. It was only when the sound of cracking bones reached your eyes that you found out his plan. Bertholdt began falling from the top of the wall, slowly toppling down towards the two titans, steam exploding from the impact, nearly blowing you and the rest of the soldiers from your positions against the wall. As soon as the steam cleared, you used your hooks to attach to Reiner's retreating figure, holding yourself tight against the cracked armor.

Bertholdt's eyes were wide when he landed beside you, the shock clearly visible through his expression. "Y/N…?" you heard him whisper quietly, reaching an arm out to touch your shoulder, almost unsure if it really was you or not, his brow knitting together in worry and confusion.

He hadn't expected you to follow them, he had listened to Reiner talk about you for what felt like hours. He had also been convinced you would hate them when their secret was found out. But you didn't seem interested in hurting either of them, Bertholdt was human again, you could fight him easily, but you made no move to.

Reiner had been running for what felt like forever, but he finally stopped next to a tree, allowing you and Bertholdt to climb onto the wide branch before reverting to his human form and joining you two.

His eyes were trained on your figure, leaning against the bark behind you, tears still streaming down your face. His gaze was intense, almost pleading for you to look up at him, but you refused. You continued crying quietly. You couldn't meet his gaze.

A startled gasp left your lips as you felt his arms encase you against his body, his fingers running through your hair as his lips pressed against your forehead gently.

“You don't have to cry, I don't want to hurt you, Y/N." His voice sounded raw and broken, filled with anguish. You could sense that he wanted to say something more, but words failed him. After a few minutes, you heard him pull himself away slightly, taking your shoulders and turning you so you'd look him in the eye. Your hands were still gripping his shirt harshly, trying to hold yourself steady as you watched him. "We're both safe now."

He whispered hoarsely, his breath hot against your skin. "Please understand." There wasn't much more he could add, but the sincerity evident in his voice gave you pause. You let go of his shirt and instead wrapped your arms tightly around his waist, burying your head in his neck. He returned the embrace with a sigh, pressing a soft kiss to the top of your head. "I'm sorry."

He apologized once more, his grip on you tightening slightly, as he buried his face in your locks, breathing heavily. You shook your head quickly and pulled back, wiping at your face with a shaky sigh, before leaning forward to place a gentle kiss to the corner of his mouth, your eyes shining. "I still love you." You said softly, your voice shaking slightly. "I always will."

He blinked at you and then smiled softly, cupping your cheek tenderly. You felt his thumb trace your jawline before he leaned closer to press his lips against yours, kissing you with a passion you hadn't anticipated, a passion that told you he'd never stop loving you.

"You don't care about what I am? About what I did?" He asked softly, pulling back just to see your reaction. Your eyes grew wide for a moment, your mind reeling as you processed his question. You stared at his golden eyes, wondering if they held even the tiniest bit of remorse. They weren't showing any kind of hesitation. They were begging for you to tell him that no, you cared for him, truly. That you loved him. That you wouldn't leave him. That you'd believe in him.

"I don't," You murmured after a moment, melting into the honey hues of his eyes, "because I love you." You said simply before moving to plant a slow yet thorough kiss on his lips. His arms immediately slid around your waist and drew you impossibly closer, your hands fisted in the fabric of his shirt, feeling as though your life depended on every single inch of contact you shared with the man. You gasped as his hands gripped your skin tightly, his tongue brushing against your lower lip, teasing you for opening your mouth to him. You obliged, parting your lips just enough for him to slip inside, tasting your tongue in return. He hummed at the contact and you could practically hear his smile against your lips, and the way you were able to make him forget his worries just by touching you.

But he pulled away all too soon, leaving you wanting more of his kiss than you'd ever known. He rested his forehead against yours, keeping his eyes shut. "We don't have a lot of time for this right now, but when return home, we'll continue, I promise." His warm breath ghosted across your skin as he spoke. His warm hands moved from where they rested on your waist to caress your face lightly, stroking your cheeks with his thumbs. You felt yourself growing dizzy from his touch and you leaned forward suddenly, resting your head against his shoulder.

"I can't go home, Reiner. You should know that better than I do." You breathed out sadly.

"That was never my home to begin with, we're going to my real home." He explained gently, lifting your chin up so you had to face him. You looked up at him curiously, his words causing you to raise an eyebrow. "Where's your real home?" you inquired.

"You'll love it there, I promise. I'll keep you safe." He whispered reassuringly, placing another gentle kiss against your temple.

———————-

The battle against the scouts had been hard, by the time you'd reached your destination, Reiner was on the verge of collapse. But he'd trudged along, leading you to where you'd be sleeping, quickly situating himself on the ground to finally get some well-deserved rest. "Hey…" You called out, walking over to the blonde, sitting next to him. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, it's just… been a long day." He replied shortly, looking over at you through half lidded eyes. You could see the exhaustion in them, in every part of him. Even after the battle ended, he was exhausted beyond belief, his body all but falling against you as he moved into a comfortable position. The both of you sat there for a while, silent, simply enjoying each other's presence, neither of you daring to break the calmness between the two of you.

"Please, don't ever leave my side." It nearly scared you, you thought he'd fallen asleep already, but he was fighting to keep his dropping eyes open as he looked at you.

"I won't." You promised earnestly. "Don't ever think I will. But please, sleep. You need it." You begged softly, bringing your hand up to stroke the side of his face.

He hesitated for a moment before his eyes closed, relaxing beneath your touch. A small smile spread across your lips as he finally fell completely asleep.

[averysmolbear]

CW: Say hello to ✨self indulgence✨! This is all selfship. Feel free to not interact if that’s not your thing. This is about an existing relationship and it will be smutty. And yes, it includes a m/f dynamic. Prepare going forward for pet names (like princess, babe, etc), vaginal fingering, some praise, edging (although slightly unintentional), public sexual acts, and squint and you could say there’s some soft dom Reiner in here. I may have missed a tag and for that I apologize and I’ll happily add anything that seems appropriate. This is absolutely not proofread and I’m still regaining my confidence in writing smut so it might not be as descriptive as it could be. If you read past this lengthy bit, I appreciate you for letting me indulge a bit in my selfship.

Reiner mentioned while we were getting ready to meet friends for dinner that he wanted to try something new tonight. That, of course, piqued my curiosity. He was always so thoughtful about this sort of thing and this was no exception.

“Babe, what do you think?” he asked, wrapping his arms around me from behind as I finished doing my makeup.

We locked eyes in the mirror and I could see that excited look in his honeyed eyes. And of course it was mirrored by my own as I nodded my head, not trusting myself to actually speak. His suggestion of us doing something in public, although he hadn’t explained what it was quite yet, was exciting.

Reiner smiled softly before pressing soft kisses along the side of my neck, nuzzling my neck. His facial hair scratched and tickled my skin, making me laugh as I playfully nudged him away.

“You’re going to make us late,” I said, almost whining out the words when I felt Reiner gently bite down on my shoulder. “Rei!”

He laughed as he stood up straighter, pressing a soft kiss to my temple. “I’m only keeping my hands to myself now because you’re going to be in for it at the restaurant.”

He walked out, leaving me staring at this retreating figure with my jaw hanging open and my eyes wide. Already my brain was conjuring up ideas on what Reiner had in mind and all of these ideas already had my knees growing weak. I took a deep breath, finishing up and heading for the living room.

Reiner looked back at me, lazily turning his head. He let out a low whistle as if he hadn’t watched me pick out the dress I was wearing. His aim was, of course, to make me blush and it was no surprise when my cheeks started to flush a light pink as I tried to confidently walk to the door.

“Let’s go,” I called out over my shoulder. “Our friends are waiting.” My voice didn’t waver like I thought it might. I didn’t look back but I could hear Reiner following after me.

It took him no time at all to fall into step beside me, his long legs able to cover the short distance in no time at all. He grabbed for his keys on the table beside the door, his left hand free to come to rest on the small of my back.

The car ride to the restaurant was tense but only because I didn’t know what was yet to come. Reiner, as always, rested a hand on my thigh as he drove. He had gotten quite adept at driving with one hand actually. His thumb gently stroked the soft skin of my inner thigh but he kept the touch innocent enough. The problem was that all I felt was pent up anticipation so my whole body shivered each time his thumb moved.

Reiner laughed softly, glancing over at me as he found a place to park by the restaurant. “Relax, princess,” he said soothingly, squeezing my thigh. “We’re not even inside yet and already your trembling for me. I bet you’re even soaking through those pretty panties you’ve got on. Aren’t you?”

Biting my lip, I tried to glare at Reiner but it was no use. He wasn’t wrong in his assessment after all. He knew he had me wrapped around his finger, as always, and he was enjoying it. Still I manage a huff of annoyance, earning another laugh from the blond man.

We entered the restaurant to find Porco and Pieck waiting for us, the host seating us at our table shortly after Reiner and I arrived. Reiner made sure I sat on his right, which would keep the lower half of my body pretty well shielded from anyone’s view except for him. Already I could feel a fluttering in my stomach but he didn’t try anything yet, just resting his hand on my thigh with his fingers just barely slipping under the hem of my dress.

We started chatting a little about things, with Reiner going on and on about how proud he was that I had sent out a finished manuscript for a novel I had been working on to several literary agents.

I felt my face flush as I shyly shrugged at the praise from my boyfriend and the praise that was quickly added on by our friends. Reiner leaned in to kiss just below my ear and softly whispered to me even as Porco continued chatting about work.

“You’re going to make sure you don’t move and don’t let them know what I’m doing to you, okay? I need you to stay quiet, princess, and maybe I’ll reward you by taking you to the restroom to fuck you there.”

I looked over at him with slightly widened eyes as his fingers slid higher. My body acted almost instantly, my legs spreading just a bit to allow him the access I knew he desired. He laughed, the sound just a soft rumble in his chest as I swallowed hard, taking a deep breath as his fingers slowly dipped into my panties.

The waitress stopped at our table and I barely trusted my voice to order my drink but I manage nonetheless even as Reiner’s middle finger gently stroked the folds of my pussy. He had the hint of a smug smile starting to tug at the corners of his lips as he glanced at me from the corner of his eye.

I take a deep, almost shuddering breath as Reiner pushed two fingers into me. I shifted a little in my chair and cleared my throat while Reiner was suppressing a laugh.

“You okay?” Porco asked.

Reiner was quick to respond, thank goodness, because I didn’t think I could form a coherent sentence as he started to slowly pump his fingers in and out of me. And he was acting like nothing was happening, so much calmer than I was sure I was being.

“She had a bit of a headache before we left,” Reiner explained. He smiled and shrugged one shoulder quickly but his fingers didn’t stop their movements as he spoke. “I told her we could stay home but she insisted. I don’t think the meds she took have kicked in yet.”

And somehow Porco and Pieck accepted what Reiner said as fact. Maybe he was being that convincing or maybe I just came across like I had a headache. The truth was that I wasn’t processing much that wasn’t Reiner’s fingers as he crooked his fingers inside me to hit that sweet spot.

I grabbed his wrist and squeezed as I felt myself getting close. The waitress arrived with our drinks and asked if we were ready to order. Reiner didn’t skip a beat, his fingers still working my core as he ordered for both of us.

Lucky for me, I get anxious before going to a new restaurant and I looked up the menu for this one the night before. I had even mentioned in passing what I thought I would order and of course Reiner remembered what I had picked. Which came in handy because I was sure if I opened my mouth, I would have let out a whimper. In fact, I had no idea how I had been this quiet for this long already.

I squeezed Reiner’s wrist again and I knew he had to be able to feel how close I was. To my surprise (and disappointment), he slowly pulled his fingers out but didn’t push them back in. Instead he wiped his fingers on the cloth napkin on his lap. I frowned as he turned his head to look over at me.

“Later, princess,” he whispered against my lips as he kissed me softly.

I had to suppress a whine that seemed to threaten to spill out but I knew he had stopped with good reason. I didn’t think I would have been able to stay quiet much longer after all. And although I remained quiet for a bit longer, soon we were all chatting and generally enjoying each other’s company.

After Porco and Reiner fought over who would pay the bill, something Pieck and I laughed about, they settled on splitting it. We all walked to the parking lot together, saying our goodbyes. Reiner, however, nearly trapped me against the passenger side door.

“When you get in the car, take your panties off,” he harshly whispered in my ear before opening the door for me.

I slipped into the car and waited for the door to close before doing what he had asked of me. Reiner got into the car and took my panties, a cute lacy pair I wore because he had seemed to like seeing them on me, and he hooked them over the rear view mirror like some kind of decoration.

The windows of the car were heavily tinted, or at least tinted well enough that I knew full well no one could see into the car. Reiner started the car and glanced over to me with a smirk. Before even pulling out of the parking space, he gripped my hip and tugged me towards him. When he kissed me, it was like he was a man starved, an all consuming kiss that had me breathless by the time he pulled back.

“Pull up that dress some,” Reiner said. His voice, impossible as it seemed, sounded deeper and rougher. “I want to see that pretty pussy of yours.”

I swallowed hard but nodded, shifting in the seat to do as I was told. I was feeling rather compliant tonight although it probably had more to do with the way Reiner had left me feeling unsatisfied in the restaurant earlier. His hand came to rest on my thigh after he pulled out of the parking spot. He liked to drive with a hand on my thigh so he was an expert at this point at driving one handed. It was whether or not he would be able to tease me (or whatever it seemed he had planned for me) while still focusing on the road.

Reiner growled softly as his fingers stroked slowly and deliberately, spreading the wetness that he found there around and making me even wetter in the process. My eyes fluttered closed but as we eased to a stop at a red light, he stopped his gentle teasing to grip my chin and turn my head toward him. My eyes snapped open, focused on the intense golden eyes staring back at me.

"Eyes open and on me," he roughly said. His gazed drifted back to the road as the light changed. "If I look over again and see your eyes closed, I won't let you come until we get home."

I nodded, sighing as his finger lazily began to circle my clit for a moment. My hips bucked up only slightly and Reiner was chuckling darkly, his fingers back to exploring as I whined. I didn't look away or close my eyes though, watching as Reiner would glance over at me whenever he could.

His fingers easily slipped inside of me and I had to work so hard to keep my eyes open, my head lolling to the side for a moment. He let his two fingers rest there for a moment before he started to pump them in and out, the movements slow but steady. I sighed as if I had been waiting for days to feel his fingers inside of me. If I had been aware of anything other than what Reiner was doing to me, I probably would have been surprised at the level of self control Reiner was showing right now. The way he was splitting his focus was nothing short of incredible but the only thing my mind could process was the pleasure I was feeling.

The pace continued and it soon became downright excruciating but my whimpers and moans were all that Reiner was focused on. His goal was to make me feel good and he was succeeding. I hadn't noticed how close we were to home until he turned his head toward me, giving me his undivided attention while we waited at a red light to turn. I tried to focus on where we were and was only vaguely aware that we would be home soon.

But that knowledge had Reiner working even harder to push me right over the edge. His pace increased, causing my back to arch gently off of the seat. My thighs were shaking as I clawed at the seat a bit. Keeping my eyes on my boyfriend was growing more and more difficult as the pleasure built like a coil in my belly waiting to snap.

The light changed and Reiner made the final turn; we were a stop light away from home and he was making it his mission to make me come undone for him before he parked the car at home. I was panting and whimpering as I wriggled a little in the seat while Reiner kept up a pace that would soon have me crying out his name.

"That's it, baby," he cooed with a self-satisfied smirk on his lips. He wasn't even looking directly at me but he knew just what he was doing to me anyway. He could feel it each time he thrust his fingers inside of me, the way I was tightening around them. "Get nice and loud for me."

"S-so close ..." My hips started to move to meet his pace and when Reiner shifted the position of his hand ever so slightly, it was enough for him to get even deeper.

"It's okay, princess," Reiner said, his voice dangerously soft and rough. He crooked his fingers, aiming for that sweet spot and he knew he had hit it when my walls tightened around his fingers and I started to moan his name over and over. "That's it. Come for me."

My breathing was shaky as Reiner made sure that I fully rode out the wave of pleasure. When my moans became soft whines and I started to wiggle a little in the seat, his fingers slowed to a stop. I still was so unaware of anything but the dizzying pleasure Reiner had just made me feel so I didn't notice that the car had come to a stop.

He pulled his fingers out of me slowly as I let out a whimpering sigh, my eyes fluttering softly. He put the car in park and shut it off, watching as I tried to catch my breath. He made sure I was watching as he licked some of the wetness off of his fingers, groaning as he got a taste of me.

"You look so pretty like this," Reiner said with a soft laugh. He reached out with his left hand to brush some hair away from my forehead. "Now open your mouth for me, love."

When I did, he slid his fingers into my mouth. I didn't hesitate to suck on them, my tongue pushing between his two fingers to clean them completely for him. Reiner groaned and it was his turn to have difficulty keeping his eyes focused on my face. He slowly eased his fingers out of my mouth with a lazy grin, finally turning away from me to unlock the doors.

"I'm not done with you yet."

I whimpered as I watched him get out of the car, waiting as he opened the passenger side for me. He helped me out of the car and my legs wobbled a little. A couple of deep breaths later and I was able to walk, knowing that we probably wouldn't even make it to the bedroom tonight.

[softlymellow]

I NEED REINER TEXTING AU!!!!

WHHY IS THERE NO REINER BRAUN TEXTING AU I NEED ONE SO BADLY PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ONE. istg if no one makes one ill do it myself pls not even season 4 reiner I WANT A SEASON 1 AND 2 REINER OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[porcalinecunt]

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇!

🪽 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ how aot men would treat their himbo incubus! ~

·˚ ◌༘͙[featuring] ! ˊ 𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍, 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍, 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈, 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑

cw — ftm!reader. lots of rough sex. dumbification. overstimulation. breeding to the max. size kink. spanking. masochism(?) oral sex. throat fucking. cumshot. multiple orgasms.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ author’s note! : i made this while violently down horrendous for aot men jfc i was possessed anyways! this will be my last post as im going on a trip soon, so enjoy! 🎀

₊˚ෆ 𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑

to be blunt, eren can be a bit of a meanie! after all, you came at such a poor time. the man was too busy jerking off to whatever porn he found, desperately trying to get himself off when you came and ruined his orgasm. as if you weren’t enough of a nuisance, you proceeded to act dumb in front of an annoyed and furiously horny eren. you’re sweet babbling came to a rude halt once the brunette grabbed you by the waist and threw you onto your stomach while you faced the end of the bed. you couldn’t get a word in before you felt something pry at your soaked pussy, turning your head to see your mortal host push himself inside of you and violently snapping his hips against yours. it was only the beginning of his frustrated tirade on your poor cunt, maybe you should’ve shut your mouth or be a little more considerate of your hosts!

“h-hah..eren! g-gentle!—“ you whined like a bitch in heat, only to be met with another harsh smack on your bare ass that was littered in eren’s handprints. you couldn’t help but look back through puffy, wet eyes at the mortal who was fucking you with such ferocity. a green eyed glare made you turn away in embarrassment, before a hand forced you to face him again. god, the way he looked at you could easily rival every man you stole an orgasm from. “e-eren..” you moaned, earning you a hard snap from his hips as he leaned closer to you. the smell of cigarettes still lingered around him.

“who’s fault is it that you got yourself in this mess? hm? not me. now shut up and take my cock like a good little incubus..”

₊˚ෆ 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍

secretly (not really tho), jean adores your naivety. even more so knowing exactly what you are, i mean, how can a literal sex demon be so stupid? a question he’ll never get answers to, but why matter? not when you finally find him in a state of carnal desire. jean will never forget your cute dumb face once you saw his hard cock out in full fuckin’ glory. he was huge, so huge, you struggled to take in his girth. pathetic kitty licks ‘n kisses on his leaking tip to helplessly grinding on his length, it only turned him on even more. enough to where you already completed your task, and yet here you were, continuously pumped full of his cum inside your ruined cunt. the best part? jean wasn’t gonna stop anytime soon, not until you stop making that stupid fucked out face that only gets him hard all over again!

seven rounds later and he still was nowhere near done. your incubus mark that rested on your womb glowed furiously in a hot pink shade, signifying your pleasure and satisfaction with your host. jean knew damn well of this, but continued to fuck you cum filled cunt as a pace only a rabbit could possibly do. “jean..! i-i can’tttt! too much! ah!” you babbled through drool soaked lips, only to be silenced by a sloppy kiss from him. he couldn’t even kiss you properly while being pussydrunk beyond oblivion. lifting you head, you watched in awe at the sight of jean stuffing your pussy full of cock, a small bump in your womb from how many times he creampied you.

“stay with me baby, i know you can take another one in you..you’re doing such a good job f’me love. shit..!”

₊˚ෆ 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍

the short and sweet of this man is how little he takes your bullshit. trying to get a good night sleep was difficult enough with your constant whining for attention. you were waiting for a chance to get your cunt pounded by the mortal, only to see him trying to go to sleep instead. however, your efforts weren’t in vain, as levi shot up and yanked you over his lap. you could feel his dick growing harder and harder in his pants as he tore off your flimsy thong that barely covered shit. a calloused hand came down on your bare ass, a sharp smack! startled you as your body jolted forwards only to be pulled back roughly by levi. hit after hit, the pain became an intoxicating pleasure as your cunt soaked itself in arousal, your painfully swollen clit begging to be touched. unfortunately, levi wasn’t the easiest to falter.

smack! a yelp tore out of your sore throat followed by a weak whine, the stinging pain slowly numbing your ass before you were forced back down to earth by another harsh strike. “no..no more..! hurts t-too mu—“ SMACK! another strike startled you from your rambling, almost falling off of levi’s lap where he pulled you up roughly by the tail and secured you tightly. you didn’t have to look at him to know how fed up he was with you antics, or how aroused he was. you wanted so badly for him to just have his way with you, spitting you open and bruising your insides. a tinge of regret only grew bigger as his painfully obvious boner poked at your thigh. fuck, he was hung down there, if only you just behaved yourself!

“what’s the matter? quit squirming like a brat and sit the fuck still. you asked for this.”

₊˚ෆ 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐍

did you piss of this literal giant on purpose? maybe, and what’s wrong with that? infiltrating a wet dream of him getting sucked off by some rando he found hot, fusing reality with fantasy until it abruptly ended before he could cum. you couldn’t help but giggle at poor reiner, well, until he forced you onto your knees and finished the damn job himself. it didn’t matter how many cocks you’ve swallowed, you struggled to take reiner’s full length as he mercilessly fucked your throat inch by inch until your nose was touching his pubic hairs. the stretch of his girth had your throat and mouth stuffed full until you couldn’t utter a word out. don’t think he’ll stop there either! the moment his dick twitches, he’ll pull out and cum all over that pretty face of yours. such an erotic sight gets him hard all over again, only this time, he’ll breed your throat full.

“atta boy. putting that mouth to good fucking use after that stunt you pulled..don’t worry, i’m not even close to done.”

© porcalinecunt 🪽ᯓᡣ𐭩ྀི do not steal, translate, or use my work and claim as your own.

[seredelgi]

Do they get jealous?/ AOT x fem!reader

featuring: Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer, Reiner Braun, Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman

tw: kissing, possessive behavior, jealousy, implied/referenced sex, implied/referenced oral, fem!receiving

Does Eren? Oh yeah, and childishly so, too. You know it the second you turn around from the counter, you could just feel Eren’s eyes on you when the tall cute barista flashed you a charming smile as he handed you your drinks. So of course you’re met with your boyfriend's cold green gaze, waiting patiently for you to hand him the drink and sit beside him on the chair of the pub you’re at. 

“ Were you having fun?” he utters, and you almost miss it amid the blasting music it’s playing in the background.

“ What?” you feign ignorance, prompting him to lean into your space, invading it with his fragrance as he whispers in your ear:

“ Does he know you’re mine?” a hand of his brushes down your bare back, covering it with goosebumps, and it rests at your hip, squeezing it tightly in his hold.

You roll your eyes and playfully retort “Well, he does now”

Armin does, but he would never tell. He masks it with concern and asks you casual questions. It’s honestly amusing, ‘cause you can sense it almost immediately by the way he sighs beforehand, and then exhales:

“So who’s that guy you were with? Was he bothering you?” he circles your shoulders and you walk beside him towards your apartment.

“ Who, Matt?” you laugh, immediately aware that he’s detected a menace of some sort “ He’s new at work and the boss asked me to let him shadow for a bit, he’s actually very funny”

As soon as he saddens you can’t take it, you have to clarify “And very gay, too”.

“ Oh” he suddenly reddens and squeezes you closer to him “ Well, thank God”

There’s no way around it, honestly. Jean is possessive. He has many great qualities: always treats you right, brings you flowers, takes you to the best restaurants, and loves to eat you out. But the man just can’t help it. To him, everyone is a menace. You often have to reassure him that it’s all in his head and that every man on the planet is certainly not out to take you away from him.

However, when they ogle you down the streets his temper gets a hold of him before you can, and you’ll find him spitting at them “ What’s up man? Wanna take a picture?”. It’s enough to scare them off, and it’s honestly hilarious.

Connie’s the type of man to take pride in the way other guys look at you. He basks contently in the knowledge that you’re his, and whoever wants to take a look certainly can, just as long as they keep their hands to themselves. It’s funny to him, and it brings a cheeky smile to his face whenever someone’s being very obvious while checking you out. That’s when he circles an arm of his around your shoulders and pulls you in, whispering on your lips.

“ Wanna give them a show?” 

You nod enthusiastically, honestly simply eager to get unwanted attention off of you. As soon as that’s accomplished, you will restore your no-kissing in public ban, maybe.

Reiner is a confident man. Confident in everything but you, that is. It’s not like he doesn’t feel loved by you, let’s be clear, but he’s too afraid of losing you, and he won’t take any chance. He won’t let anyone else be in your mind that way, not even for a second.

So if a guy talks to you flirtily or makes an appreciative comment to you in his presence, you can rest assured that Reiner will take it in his hands to remind you just how good he can make you feel. 

You have no time to rid yourself of heels or earrings that night, he will have you spread on his bed as soon as he wills it, and he will bury his face between your thighs before you can even begin to protest. By the time he starts to work his magic on you, he certainly won’t hear any more complaints.

Erwin gets jealous alright, but he just hates to admit it, and it’s honestly so entertaining. He won’t talk to you all night, giving you the silent treatment the whole ride back home. You’ve come to understand where his mind goes over the years, so you now don’t mind. You just sit back in your seat and enjoy the calm before the storm, because as soon as he’s got a hold of you he won’t let you go. He will address the issue shortly and then start his payback with his hand closed around your throat, with whispers of how much you’ll regret touching another man’s arm like that, because you know exactly what it does to him, because you love how he bends you over the kitchen counter and claims you back.

Levi’s not the type to get jealous, no. Worried, however, that he gets, and you do pity the men that have made the error of mistreating you over the years. He usually just sits back and watches amusingly whoever thirsts over you at the club, as you’re dancing and laughing it off with your friends. But as soon as so much as a hand dares to slap your ass, or even worse, if anyone tries to take hold of you, you merely have the time to try and wiggle away from them, before Levi’s hand comes to rest on their shoulder, and he doesn’t have to speak to let them know to piss off.

What names do they like being called in bed?

How do they take you?

What's their love language?

So what about the way they kiss you?

How do they take compliments, then?

What gets them going?

And what pet names do they use the most?

What about JJK men?

[tootiecakes234]

Smut warning:

Men that have huge , thick ass dicks but try so hard to be sweet when they are entering you.

“It’s ok pretty girl, it’s gonna fit. Relax for me while I stretch your tight little pussy out.”

And all you can do is lay there and take it. It always fit, but it always takes time for him to work his way inside.

Gentle fucking giant he is.

*Izuku, Eijirou, Ushijima, Tengen, Yuji, Reiner, and of your faves

[jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd]

NSFW AoT boys x reader and how they would respond to trying “No Nut November”

no nut november

ft: eren, connie, levi, jean, erwin, porco, zeke, armin

cw: smut ? but it’s pretty tame- not really descriptive

18+ MDNI NSFW

eren thinks no nut november is stupid and a made up thing meant to make virgins feel better about themselves. he doesn’t care about participating it in it. especially when he has you. eren doesn’t make it past the first day of november without tearing your clothes off and finishing inside of you.

connie’s pretty into no not november- mainly because of destroy dick december. despite being a yearly player, he never makes it through the month successfully. what fails him this year is you in a pair of black leggings- he can’t help it. he begs you to let him fuck you and you give in, november claiming yet another loser.

when you brought the idea up to levi, he scoffed. he thinks it’s the most ridiculous thing in the world and he won’t be partaking. he’s going to fuck you whenever and wherever if you’ll let him. he cuts the conversation short by pulling you onto his lap, mumbling something like “i’d fail over and over when it comes to you” into your ear.

jean insists that no nut november is easy, that you just have to have control. and he claims he does. he does pretty good for the first week, you’ll give him that. determined to make him fail, you start sleeping in just a small shirt and underwear. jean cant stand your teasing anymore and decides to fuck you raw after a particularly tough day, november claiming another victim.

erwin takes it a little too seriously. he’s never heard of it until you brought it up to him the other day. interested, he decides to partake in it. and he fucking exceeds, much to your dismay. but as soon as december strikes, he doesn’t waste a minute more. he rams into you for hours with an ungodly amount of stamina for someone who was just practicing abstinence.

zeke thinks it’s a fun idea, as long as you join him in it. thinking it’ll be easy, you agree. turns out you both spend the entirety of november teasing the fuck out of each other, each being too stubborn to lose. zeke makes it a week before he’s quite literally on his knees begging you to get him off.

armin would like to try it. he doesn’t make you participate. he just does it to see how strong-willed he is. but that doesn’t stop him from getting you off. not being able to cum means not being able to fuck you, and he can’t stand it. so he eats you and fingers you daily, making sure you’re getting off. he can’t keep his hands to himself.

porco’s too confident in his ability to make it through the month. it’s all fun and games until he wakes up in the middle of the night with a throbbing boner. not thinking, he gently wakes you up and you two wind up having sex. it’s not until you’re cuddling after does he realize that he’s just lost.

reiner says fuck that. he won’t be participating. he hates the idea so much. you’re his girlfriend and if he wants to fuck you, he will. just for the hell of it, he pushes you up against a wall everyday, slamming you full of his cum. if this is no nut november, you’d hate to see destroy dick december. or love it.

bertholdt wants to partake in it for the ‘nostalgia’ of it all. but ultimately, he caves in because the desire for you is too great. you make him fail by wearing a low cut shirt and nonchalantly bending over to grab something, revealing too much cleavage. you wind up on your knees with his fingers in your hair.

please check out my jean fic 🤍

[jeanbie]

Omg hi I don’t know if you take nsfw requests but I was wondering about aot’s favorite positions🥺 your writing is so so good!!

honestly.....i thought this was hard !!! i can't see any of them being overly picky on positions or even having all time favs; over the eras of aot, they all change so much it's actually hard to say...so i tried my best to think semi-objectively :3 absolutely feel free to disagree with ANY of these, everyone has diff interpretations (and i love all of em)

warnings: fem!reader (sorry), sexual content ofc, if u want the girl vers lemme know :D

AOT BOYS & FAV POSITIONS ★ masterlist.

MISSIONARY

“you look so fucking pretty right now—” is the only thing they can think of saying as they bow their chest over yours, watching your face twist as their cock sinks deeper into your cunt. one of your legs is wrapped firmly around their waist or hanging up over their shoulder; this way, they can watch you writhe and whimper whilst also watching the way you suck them up nicely, the way your body tenses and flinches with every thrust they give...

— jean, zeke, niccolo

RIDING

there is no greater joy than leaning back and watching you do your thing. their hands are on your waist, smoothing around your hips and stomach in an effort to distract themselves from simply filling you up and going wild — they love to watch you sinking down on them, your back arched and breasts rising with every rise and fall. they meet your hips by raising their own, finding pleasure in watching your face pull into contorted shapes, hearing the moans and whimpers from your mouth. from down here, they like the control they can have, and on occasion, the submission of doing whatever you tell them to

— levi, armin, porco

BENT OVER

if they can bend you over it, they can fuck you on it. tables, beds, tree trunks, fences, desks, sinks — it’s like they’re trying to fuck you on every possible or available surface they can find. they just love to see the sight of your ass tilted up, hips pressing into a hard surface, legs spread in a desperate attempt to stay upright, all while they drive themselves into you however fast or hard they want to. they can be as gentle or as rough as they want to be; running their hands up your back and between your shoulder blades, or smacking your ass and pulling your hair — everything about fucking you from behind is perfect for them, and by the sounds of things, perfect for you

— eren, floch

[bonus] s4!eren loves to fuck you over a sink or a vanity, anywhere he can pull you back by your hair and make you watch in the mirror. his eyes never leave yours through the glass, his lips whispering the dirtiest things he can possibly think of just to get you to cum around him, to watch yourself unravel in his hands

RIDING THEIR FACE

they are a seat. that’s all they are, all they ever want to be — a seat for their perfect partner. they could spend hours with their tongue up your cunt, hands pressed into your ass or hips as you ride the features on their face. they would happily die of suffocation down here, just as long as you were happy and they got to taste their favourite thing in the world

— connie, onyankopon

GIVING THEM A BLOWJOB

every position is good with their partner, but absolutely nothing beats you on your knees between their legs, their cock in your mouth. a hand in your hair, on your cheek or the back of your neck, they love to watch you take care of them, especially after a particularly long and otherwise bad day. whether it’s simply between their legs as they sit, or as they lie down before bed — or under a desk when there are other people around, nothing will ever top the feeling of your mouth running itself up their dick, or how warm and wet it feels as you take them. 

— ERWIN, bertolt

REVERSE COWGIRL

“comfy, darlin?” with their hands on your hips, they love to help you sink down onto them, using your hips as handles to bring you up and down at whatever pace they fancy. they just love the sight of your face turning back to him with a pleasured look, the muscles in your back tensing whenever he hits that perfect spot up your pussy. seeing you looking like this makes him feel so proud — you’re taking him like its no problem, your ass bouncing on his stomach, toes curling as you set your hands on his legs for balance. he’ll let you take control until you tire, and then the fun can really begin

— reiner, kenny (help)

[nixie-writes-aot]

Hi! I hope your day is swell. Can I request Reiner with a breeding kink?

Reiner + Breeding Kink

Warnings: nsfw, breeding kink, hair pulling, praise kink

Pairing: Reiner Braun x genderneutral reader

Reiner slammed into you, keeping you under him as he groaned. Louder than him was you, voice shrill as you moaned as you felt his every inch thrust into your hole. Not that Reiner was small, mind you. He gripped your hair, pilling your head up with a possessive growl.

"Fuck. Fuck!" He huffed, "You feel so fucking good, baby."

Reiner heard your moans, like sweet music in his ears, get louder as he had pulled your hair. He almost wanted to laugh, really. Reiner's other hand was set on the small of your back. Hazel eyes watched your form rock because of his cock.

"God fucking damnit!" He hissed, "You make me want to fuck my cum into you so badly, baby."

The reaction he got from admitting that wasn't small, the volume of your moans increasing.

"You like that, huh? Want me to fucking breed you? Cover you in my goddamn fucking cum? My seed?" Reiner teased.

He was close. God, was he close. So were you, the blonde muttering about how he wanted to cum with his precious sweetheart. Every groan and grunt of his was met with "fuck" and "yes" from you as you moaned. Reiner just wanted to push you over the edge, his nails digging into your back as he snapped his hips forward roughly one more time.

"Fuck! With me, cum with me!" Reiner demanded.

And cum you deep, letting out a scream of pleasure as you felt Reiner cum inside of you. He stilled, panting and pulling out. Reiner watched his cum drip out of your hole, using a finger to push it back in with a soft chuckle.

[l13]

nsfw!

yeah dom!men are nice but like... desperate touch starved men??? men who let you take control in a second 'cause you just make them feel soo good:(( who'd do literally anything for you? who get weak just from a kiss from you? who whimper and aren't afraid to beg, who praise you and that love getting praised right back. who want sex to be intimate and despite that, swear that this isn't serious, this isn't a relationship. and yet just can't seem to stay away- can't stop thinking about you- can never get enough of you- and it drives them absolutely insane

even if they're in a dom mood idc I JUST NEED THEM TO BE VOCALLLLLL i need them to whine and moan and thrash around with their heads thrown back yknow..

arthur, joel, ghost, keegan, leon, miguel, megumi, aki, jean, reiner, jayce, vander

[averysmolbear]

CW: While not overly explicit, this post is very much NSFW. Mentions of sex, fingering, oral sex (m! receiving), brief mentioning of choking kink, pet names used, brief mentioning of begging, hints at a praise kink, and probably some other stuff that I should tag but I didn’t consider. If necessary, I'll add to this if there are things people think I should have tagged.

Reiner, who nearly had a heart attack the first time he saw me in something at all revealing. It was just a low cut top and shorter skirt than usual but he spent the rest of the day prepared to fight anyone he thought was looking at me "funny".

Reiner, who managed to make himself cum the first time we made out. It was my fault for all of the wiggling that I did while straddling his hips and sitting on his lap but he still gets flustered. I reassure him that I don't mind and the next time we make out, he makes it his mission to drive me just as crazy as I drive him.

Reiner, who was happily all hands when he realized that I liked the feeling of his large hands on my body. He likes to find ways to sneakily grab my ass or grope my breasts. Or he just straight up grabs my hips and presses my body against his.

Reiner, who was nervous as hell and trying to be so careful with me the first time we have sex. He apologizes multiple times until I assure him that I'm fine. Then he worries all over again the next day when he sees the bruises, so much so that he kisses each one and apologizes again because he never wants to hurt me.

Reiner, who whines and growls my name whenever I give him a handjob or a blowjob because "it just feels so damn good" and he says that he loves to see me on my knees for him.

Reiner, who prefers to maintain eye contact with me whenever we're doing anything sexual. If I start to close my eyes when he makes me cum, he grabs my chin lightly and begs me to open my eyes because he wants to see me.

Reiner, who once decided to slide his hand up my skirt and bury two fingers inside me while we were out to dinner because he didn't want to wait until we got home and he was feeling needy.

Reiner, who loves to slide his fingers in my mouth while his cock is buried inside of me. He also loves to either pin my arms over my head or pin my hips down to the bed. And if I ask him nicely, he'll even wrap a hand around my neck.

Reiner, who is very vocal during sex. He's always telling me he loves me or telling me how beautiful I am or how good I feel. He wants to make sure that I know that he's enjoying being with me in such an intimate manner and he loves it when I'm just as vocal as he is.

"Come on, baby. You can get louder than that. That's it. Let the neighbors hear you. I want them jealous of how good I make you feel."

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[blond3ang3l]

“Fuckk baby that’s it. Keep throwing that shit back.” REINER groaned in your ear. He was harshly gripping your waist, watching the way your ass jiggled as it crashed against his pelvis. “Rei- ngh! Can’t. Can’t take anymore.” His rough voiced bounced off the walls as he chuckled. Mocking the way your moans sounded while your under him. “Oh poor baby. Can’t take it huh? Thought you wanted to make daddy happy? You’re being such a crybaby right now.” You let out a yelp when his large and hairy arm wrapped around your neck, pinning your back against his chest. “It’s okay though doll. Daddy’s gonna teach you how to behave real soon.”

UGH I LOVE REINER SM YALL

[luverine]

𓇢𓆸 Ache

Mdni

Every waking moment is torture around you, away from you even.

He looks at you across the dining room, your smile, body, mind, energy. He can’t help himself.

Admiration is one thing but he is devoted to you, though you have no idea, his heart aches In silence.

The air from his lungs feels foreign, his mind is consumed by thoughts of you, his body craves your touch.

At night the yearning is unbearable, the room feeling too cold and too warm without you, he’d do anything, anything for you to give him a sliver of a chance at your love.

You look back at him in the dining room, your hands tremble,he’s so intimidating, so distant, yet you’d do unspeakable things, just to call him yours.

If only.

Levi, Erwin, Jean, Reiner, Leon, König, Aizawa

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[aothotties]

Some more Farmer!Reiner for everyone

Warnings: MDNl, Cunnilingus (f. receiving), fingering, a lil fluff at the end.

◝꒰ ´ ˘ `♡ ꒱

Farmer!Reiner becomes your new best friend within the first few weeks of your stay.

Farmer!Reiner who learns that you're opening up a small bakery in town and would love to be business partners.

Farmer!Reiner brings you your order with a few extra cartons of eggs or gallons of milk just because he can.

Farmer!Reiner does these things out of the kindness of his big heart, and in hopes that you'll let him take you on a date.

Farmer!Reiner is shocked when it's you who asks him out before he even gets the chance to.

Farmer!Reiner promises to be on his best behavior for your date tonight so that he won't scare you off.

Farmer!Reiner is about to lose an internal battle with himself when he sees how divine you look.

You invite him over to a home-cooked meal and on the off chance the night takes a turn, it's better to be a few feet away from the bed.

Reiner knocks on the door with flowers in his hand and you take a nice long look at him. His blonde hair is washed and styled handsomely, large muscles are bulging under his shirt, Christ, and the way his thighs are screaming under those jeans.

Reiner is no better if not worse than you are. His eyes steadily trail down your curvy figure, if the word perfect had a picture in the dictionary, he's sure the hat they would use one of your pictures to capture the meaning. All he can do is fantasize about what you're hiding under that long skirt, the way your dark skin shimmers due to your body butter entices him.

Farmer!Reiner manages to act civilized while you two have dinner and dessert.

Farmer!Reiner falls in love with you by the second every time he eats more forkfuls of your delightful chocolate cake.

Farmer!Reiner doesn’t let you move a muscle after dinner and insists on doing y’all’s dishes himself.

Farmer!Reiner holds back a moan when you jump up onto the counter next to him and rub his shoulder, mumbling a sweet “thank you”

Farmer!Reiner gets distracted by you telling a story and sprays you both with the faucet.

Farmer!Reiner is standing between your legs while wrapped up in a large blanket since you don't have any clothes his size.

Farmer!Reiner can't help but draw small circles on your thighs while you tell him your entire life story.

Reiner can’t help himself from leaning in just a tad bit too close to attach your lips, but it’s okay because you wanted this just as bad if not more.

Your wraps wrap around the blanket covering his shoulders and he pulls you in as close as he can. You both sigh in contentment as the tension slowly leaves the room with each kiss.

The blanket falls to the floor as he pushes you down so your back is flat against the countertop. You barely have time to react to how quickly your panties are removed and his lips are wrapped around your clit.

“Reiner!” You exclaim, you grip his soft blond locks between your fingers as his tongue switches between your nub and dripping hole.

His poor cock twitches at the sound of his name falling from your lips, his pants growing tighter by the minute. He tests the waters but inserts a finger in your cunt.

You hum at the sensation of his thick finger massaging your walls while his skilled tongue lapped at your clit like a madman.

He adds another finger next to the first one and your back arches off the counter, the scene in front of you has you insanely close.

You make eye contact with Reiner as he gives your bulging clit all the attention she craves. He curves his fingers to rub against your g-spot and you let out a long moan.

“I-I’m coming! Fuck Reiner I’m coming.” You warn, your body twitching in pleasure as you release onto his tongue and fingers.

He drinks up every last drop and pulls away from you to give your poor pussy a break. He stands up fully and wipes his mouth with his thumb.

“Are you okay, I don’t know what came over me. I’m sorry.” He helps you to your feet, grabs the fallen blanket, and covers your bare half.

“Reiner you’re fine, trust me I enjoyed myself. You’ve got nothing to worry about, are you okay?” You ask, nodding down to the bulge in his pants.

“Don’t worry about me, I want our first time to be special. Or at least not in your kitchen maybe?” He suggests and you let out a chuckle.

“Yeah, that might be a good idea for next time.” He places a kiss on your forehead and takes you to the couch.

A movie plays in the background as you two doze off at some point in the night. His clothes are long forgotten in the dryer, but this will be a night to remember

[theragethatisdesire]

aot men as dads - headcanon!! some 18+!!

includes: eren, jean, reiner, & levi

i'm still working on some full-fledged one-shots and parts of my series', but i'm nannying for the summer and have BABY FEVER. please enjoy my little headcanons of my fav aot men as dads <3

DISCLAIMER: some of this post contains MATURE CONTENT that is intended only for those over 18. if you are a minor, please do not read below the cut.

Eren

ok but eren is such a cringe dad lol

buys himself all of the #1 Dad! merch. he’s got mugs, tshirts, hats, all of it, and all of it went on his credit card.

10000% a girl dad. loves all the little dresses and bows; he puts your daughter’s hair in its first bun, nearly tears up when she points at his matching hairstyle and babbles “like da-da!”

you have to parent eren as much as the children. when you turn the corner into the living room where he’s supposed to be having “quiet time” with your toddler only to find that they’re buried in a pillow fort and eren’s signed his own name in crayon on the wall next to your daughter’s scribblings. “babe, we can just repaint it! she’s being creative.”

loves when you’re pregnant. after your first, eren keeps a calendar on the wall marking off the days until it’s safe for him to fuck you again, fuck a baby right back into you. already has a breeding kink before your first. develops a lactation kink after.

TERRIFIED (and i mean terrified) of hurting your little angel. has absolutely zero concept of “cry it out”; if he hears his baby crying, he’s sprinting into the next room, kissing a nonexistent boo-boo.

refuses to admit it but he has no backbone when it comes to your daughter wanting literally anything. she wants it, she gets it.

favorite thing in the world is matching outfits. favorite. “babe, where’s her green hoodie? i’m wearing mine today for the park!” “of course it matters, we have to match! on that note, where’s yours?”

lets your daughter use his hair to learn how to braid. usually has a few pink hair ties or glittery clips sticking out of it when you come home from a mom’s night out.

really big on your baby getting to see the world. drags you on vacation to any place he can think of, even as you try to explain to him that she can’t form any long term memories yet. “but baby, she’ll have pictures. how many kids in her class can bring a picture of them at the eiffel tower to their first show-and-tell?”

accidentally ruins santa and the tooth fairy for your daughter. cries harder than she does over it.

aggressively vets babysitters. ends up settling for a nursing student in the labor & delivery school who’s the oldest of seven children and probably more knowledgeable about child development than both of you combined, but he’s still suspicious.

wants to watch while you push, watch his baby come into the world. you’ve never seen a sweeter sight than eren in his scrubs, crying while holding your baby girl.

Jean

most people picture eren as being the roughhousing dad, but it’s jean, and i will die on this hill.

freaks out every time he drops your first boy while throwing him around like a ragdoll, but he’ll never stop because “listen!! he’s laughing!”. when it comes to the rest of them, he’s experienced enough now to tell the difference between a real booboo and an imagined one, and he simply brushes their little pants off caringly before shouting “now you tackle me!”

jean’s got no gender preference for your first, or the rest of your little brood for that matter. he raises them exactly the same, regardless: tough.

it takes him awhile to get used to the concept of babies’ minds. you’ve walked in on him having full-blown arguments with your shrieking toddlers several times. “what’s not making sense? if you let your goldfish ‘swim’ in the toilet, it dies, simple as that.”

plays “bad cop” for you because you’re terrible at it, but he’s always having to turn around and snicker into his elbow in the middle of scolding because your babies get the same little throbbing forehead vein as you when they’re mad

wants a big family, and gets it. you practically have to drag him to get his balls snipped after your fourth, him reminding you that “it’s reversible!” the entire way there.

the newborn phase is his favorite. he’s rarely home for any longer than ten minutes without scooping your most recent addition into his arms, squishing their little cheeks and marveling at their gurgling noises.

the kids never give him anxiety, but when you’re pregnant??? jean’s a wreck.

“do your feet still hurt, love?” “what do you mean you have indigestion? that could be the baby coming!” “of course we can’t have sex, what if we poke its little head?”

definitely the dad that’s got a delivery bag and a backup bag and an emergency third backup of the backup bag in his car at all times. the first week of your third trimester, he starts watching you suspiciously for any signs of labor, even though this is your fourth together. you think you’ve got it down by now, you tell him, but he won’t listen.

always gets the kids to work together on little surprises for you. every mother’s day they wake you up with breakfast, every valentines day your dining room table is covered in handmade cards, every birthday your kitchen is coated in flour from jean and four little ones attempting to bake

SO HARD to drag him out for a date night. he wants to bring them everywhere: the fancy restaurant, the couples' get away trip

jean's that dad standing in the bar, watching the game, beer in hand, with an occupied baby carrier strapped to his chest

wants to watch during delivery, but he passed out the first go-round, so now he’s content standing up by your head, trying not to turn white as you squeeze his hand hard enough to break.

talks you into just one more on your fourth’s second birthday. “they’re all so big now. don’t you miss it, babe? my baby in your belly? c’mon…” turns out he reversed that vasectomy without telling you

Reiner

another girl dad. hardcore girl dad.

buys his little princess all number of dresses and barbies, is confused when she’s more interested in the baseballs her classmates have.

accidentally raises the most tomboyish, toughest little girl. still babies her, and she hates it.

cries more than you do on your first date night out when you leave her with your mom. forgets to order his entree at the restaurant because he’s watching the baby monitor app on his phone.

definitely the best at splitting baby duties with you. reiner’s up before you most nights when she wakes, grabbing a bottle and cooing at her lovingly even as she screams. you always try to stay awake to watch him on the baby monitor, though, heart melting as his massive arms rock the tiny bundle back to sleep.

all the neighborhood kids love him because of his size. at every cookout, reiner can’t help on the grill because he’s buried in the grass in a little army of toddlers, led by your daughter, shrieking with joy.

always taking pictures. literally always. unflattering ones when you fall asleep breastfeeding, candids at the zoo, eighteen identical pictures of the lock of hair from her first haircut clogging up his camera roll.

can’t be the bad cop. literally ever. he just can’t say no to his little princess, can’t break her precious little heart by telling her that throwing her food onto the floor is bad.

takes your daughter to mommy & me classes with him

DILF DILF DILF. all the moms in the classes swoon over him and gossip about him when he’s not there; much to your annoyance, reiner never notices, insisting that they’re his “mommy friends”.

always sporting a little bit of glitter on his face or a sticker on his back from your daughter

coming from a fatherless background, reiner nearly kills himself trying to be a constant presence in your daughter’s life (you have to remind him that he has to rest too)

never misses an open house night at school, even if it nearly gets him fired. coaches all of her sports teams. literally almost cries when she makes her first soccer goal. actually does cry when she tells you the boy sitting beside her in class called her his girlfriend. full-blown breakdown on her first day of school, so bad he has to stay home from work.

the absolute BEST through your pregnancy and delivery. always cooking your craving of the week, constant foot and back rubs, stays up all night with you for the three days before the birth when you’re just too swollen and miserable to sleep.

holds your hand through the entire delivery, gets in the doctors’ way when they’re performing checkups because “i’m her father, i need to know what’s going on”

Levi

levi never pictured himself as having children, but when your little surprise arrives, blinking up at levi with his own grey, owlish eyes, levi can’t believe he hadn’t thought of it sooner.

very easily irritated with anyone asking questions about your home life.

when his coworkers ask for your newborn’s name, levi simply says “child.” are you two trying again? “why the fuck do you need to know?”

super overprotective. your baby waves at someone in the supermarket, and levi’s leaning down to explain (in words your eight-month-old can’t yet understand) stranger danger.

totally one of those parents that goes half-crazy trying to get their child into the top-notch, snobby preschool in town.

“we’re not wasting his intelligence on the public school”

levi grew up with basically nothing, so he goes all out buying the best baby products on the market. $2,500 strollers, researching “best baby toys for development”, the whole nine yards.

100% spends months trying to get your child to make a game out of picking up his own toys after playtime, but it never works.

has a meal plan for your child to “optimize nutrition” that you have to sneak around to give your baby little chocolates and junk snacks.

“why are there pringles in his playtime bag? they have no nutritional value.”

vets anyone that comes around your child, even other children. “no more playtime with that evan kid. he’s always got a cold or something.”

he’s always been a light sleeper, but once you have your child, levi snores beside them watching kids’ cartoons on the tv like you’ve never seen him, even drooling as his head lolls, arm tucked tight around your little one.

learned everything he could about labor and delivery beforehand

you almost killed him in the delivery room as he explained each medical detail of your labor symptoms to “reassure” you. he finally got the hint when you threatened to decapitate him.

he thinks it’s shameful, but watching you be a mother turns. him. on. 

wants to take you right there when he catches you breastfeeding, watches you read a bedtime story, spin your child around laughing. you’re just so naturally good at it and it makes him love you all the more, all that love going straight between his legs.