#Reg ilusm you friggin lil punkass

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15 OC Questions/Character Interview Tag-- Reg

Rules: Pick a character from your WIP, and have them answer these 15 questions!

Tagged by @fictionshewrote! (you’re tagged back below, if you have another interview you’d like to do!) Thanks a bunch!! Since it’s been my current obsession this month, I’m answering with Reg! (There’s a Cliff interview to go with this, right here!)

1. What is your full name?

Reg. Yes, just “Reg”. Not “Reginald” or “Reggie” or “Reg-whatever you can come up with”. Just. Reg. If you could help get that through Clifford’s thick skull I’d appreciate it.

2. What does your full name mean?

It means “mind your business”.

3. What are your nicknames/other names?

Oh you name it: brat, street rat, punk, little shit, street trash. One clever fellow in the Watch took to calling me “Scarface” for a little while. Yeah, he was a real hoot. Easy to pickpocket though.

...Clifford calls me “kiddo”. He’s...irritating.

4. What’s your gender?

I am male.

5. What’s your sexuality?

Did...did Clifford put you up to this question? I don’t know why he thinks it’s so amusing to--he knows I like men, and he knows it doesn’t matter, because anyone that looks at me for too long starts throwing up in their mouth. This is...this is stupid. Next question.

6. Where are you from?

Bristor. Do I look like I would have made it here from somewhere else without dying in the wastes along the way? I don’t know any more than that. Does it matter? None of my theoretical relatives would take me in at this point anyway, if you’re trying to pawn me off. Not that Clifford would let you. I’m practically shackled to his damn desk.

7. How old are you?

I’m seventeen. What, don’t I look it? Can’t you see the youthful glimmer in my eyes?

8. What is your magic form/What species are you?

Wow. That’s...blunt. I know I’m hideous but you don’t need to say it like that. Biologically I’m human, despite my appearance. Sorry to disappoint.

9. What does your human form look like?

I wouldn’t know. The last time I saw it I was five. As far as I’m aware it was an unsuspecting, cute little boy with black hair and big brown eyes. Now there’s only me.

10. What’s your aesthetic?

...what kind of interview is this eve-- Okay, fine, I agreed to this stupid thing so I guess I’ll... I don’t know, books? Muddy cobblestones and leaky ceilings? What kind of aesthetic can an orphan living in a crack in the wall with his piles of stolen banned books have?

11. Who’s your best friend?

[shifts, tucking a novel deeper into his jacket. The cover reads “Dance of the Moons” and features fangs digging into a throat with blatant sensual intent]

Don’t have any friends. Watch runners don’t get the luxury. Anyone you get close to gets eaten by wolves...or murdered by the bastards that hunt them.

12. Would you ever get a piercing/tattoo?

One of the older kids running for the Watch gave me a few ear piercings a while back, before he “mysteriously” vanished. But yeah, I could go for some more if I had the chance. Dunno what kind of tattoo I’d get, though. Be hard to find a design that wouldn’t be ruined by preexisting marks.

13. When are you happiest?

...if any part of this interview goes public I swear to the gods I’ll find yo-- Fine. Fine, I said I’d cooperate to get the old man off my back. Fine.

I’m happiest when I find a new book to read, okay? Are you happy? Yes, lets pity the mangled brat for only being able to find joy in life through literature, why not. Won’t be the first time. Just get your laughs in at the punk who can only get fulfillment through illicit vampire porn, har har.

14. What’s your biggest secret?

I should think the last question about covered that. What more do you want from me? There’s not much else to tell. The rest of my life is clearly displayed in the patchwork the wolves have made of my skin.

15. What was your first impression of Clifford?

“Why is this stupid fucking guard still chasing me and how is a guy that huge able to move so fast.” And then I swiftly realized it was just because he’s too goddamned dumb to let something like muscle mass stop him from being a pain in the ass to everyone he meets, and the people he can’t keep up with he just traps with those stupid blue eyes of his, and there’s no fucking escaping the man because--

[audibly snaps mouth shut, refuses to engage further with the interviewer]

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