#Refund Rules

[flyin-shark]

I don’t make the rules I just break them :3

[scramratz]

CatPrint canceled my order :( No Dyke tits for me ig

[silvr-skreen]

SO HERE'S THE RINGER

[shi0n]

sent my friend a message on line saying "your stickers are okay i guess.. but my mafustickers are cuter" and line BANNED me. HELLO. sorry for being a prideful airheaded idiot but must you KILL me for it?

[a-d-nox]

a warning about tipping/paid readings

i had a bad morning today; mainly because someone requested a reading from me when my shop was marked closed and then it escalated. the reading closure was not a big issue because i thought "whatever i am caught up with readings, i will switch it back over to open". they tipped me with paypal and immediately i was sent chart screenshots. the reason i do not want screenshots is because i can't tell what the orbs are ESPECIALLY when the aspect map is missing AND because some people include asteroids i do not analyze (this tipper had lilith in the chart - we all know that i do not analyze lilith). i kindly reminded them of my reading rules regarding the birth time, date, and place being sent. they refused to send me it. and i said i refuse to continue with the reading then (a more particular reason as to why i really wasn't interested in the reading was the chart for one of the party's (it was a synastry reading) being sag pluto and a leo neptune (the person would have been from the 1750s) and that seemed wrong or like there was a data entry issue on their end (another reason that i want the date, time, and place for my records - i can't be blamed for the wrong information if it is what you provided me with)). the last dm they sent me before blocking me was the above picture.

i want to make myself perfectly clear about paid reading:

1) birth date, time, and place are required (screenshots are NOT acceptable).

2) do not fight me about my rules; they are there for a reason.

3) readings are non refundable - this is the first and the last time i will issue a refund (which i figured out on my laptop after they blocked me).

side note: I DON'T CARE what synastry you have me doing - i have done a readings on a person here and their celebrity crush, their friends, their exes, etc. let me know what the relationship is between you and them is and the reading will be just that. this person might have been embarrassed / feared my judgment that they wanted their synastry with a dead president / author / historical figure and that's why they really rejected sending me their birth info. I LITERALLY DON'T CARE. but the rules are the rules. i need that information to do an accurate reading AND to make it something you want to read as the purchaser.

-a.d.

[gravityqueen]

every night i witness a new game breaking bug in pathologic 2

[saetoru]

ok if there are any artists out there who do comms can u like help me understand why there are no refunds for upfront payments even if you have not started the work at all ????

[soobinies]

no one cares but this lady today yelled at me bc I wasn’t able to give her back her full refund like sorry ..

[emmetrain]

date or pass because CURSED

Send 'Date or Pass' and the receiving muse will answer truthfully if they'd date the sending muse or not.

"I do like a man who could tear me into ribbons."

"Honestly, is there a man out there who would pass? Don't matter. I would be eager to serve if given chance."

"Date~"

[catoinette]

hello another update. changes to refund policy and my examples slide! again, please reach out if you’re interested. If not, reblogs would be greatly appreciated!

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[forbidden-interlude]

So I wasn’t the best at planning and I thought I got a fair deal on my flights but then I found another airline that would’ve been cheaper by about $550 dollars so that’s another reason for me to toss and turn tonight

[bisexualpixiebabe]

Bad news: the place I got my car wrapped might be trying to avoid fixing their mistake

The ok news: I literally work for a law office that would probably do my case for free where besides bankruptcy business/contact litigation is our bread and butter

[avayarising]

Yeah, Danny’s eventual solution will be to make a ruling along those lines. But that’s later. When he initially created the Death Tax he either had no idea that Global Mass Rebooting was a thing, or else he didn’t consider the consequences of it with respect to the Death Tax (remember he was sleep deprived at the time).

And the Ghost Accountants are very… efficient, dare I even say enthusiastic, and some of them are dab hands at duplication, so they very quickly get round to a lot of people, many of whom hadn’t even known they had died. So by the time Danny thinks to check in on the treasury or the accounts, there’s a lot there. He gets a huge shock.

That, or he finds out about it when he starts getting complaints.

DCxDP - Death and Taxes

Broke college student but also the Ghost King Danny looking at the stack of complaint forms in his inbox about people cheating death. In a stroke of sleep deprived inspiration, he issues a royal decree that anyone who has properly died before (I.e biologically dead, not just clinically dead) is still a citizen of the Infinite Realms, even if they were resurrected. And have to pay income tax to the Crown.

He establishes the Infinite Realms Revenue Service, recruits the ghosts of some meticulous accountants and sends them after all the assholes who think they can escape Death and Taxes. Starting with the worst offenders (ie those who have escaped death the longest/most often). Your tax bracket scales with how many times you died.

Just picture Ra's al-Ghul, in the middle of giving some speech to his assassin cult when this Phil Coulson looking ghost dude shows up behind him to "discuss the back taxes he owes to the Crown".

Every magic user worth their salt is suddenly swamped with messages from panicked villains and heroes who are trying to figure out wtf is going on and how to get out of this. Constantine is sweating bullets.

Danny hires Valerie to do mortal side "casework", because a, she's just as saddled with student debt as he is b, has worked fast food and knows how to handle asshole customers c, doesn't take shit from anybody.

Imagine Vandal Savage, Felix Faust and Red Hood awkwardly sitting in a waiting room with a stack of documents each, ready for their number to be called so they can dispute their claims. Being called in and utterly flummoxed at the unflappable, bored young woman at the desk who somehow has files on everything about you - birth record, death record(s), who you killed and when records... now declare your income as a crime lord/dictator/sorcerer, sir.

Meanwhile Danny is planning on how he can allocate the taxes to open a soup kitchen for Lunch Lady to work at and similar shit. He is determined to be a good king, dammit!

[flameshadowwolf]

It’s so stressful when the artist you request a skeb from start vagueposting about it cause you can’t communicate back so you just sit there like