#RedDeadOnlineCreep

[oldcowboycreeping]

Turns out Mishki takes photos too

Dear Diary,

and here I was thinking I was the creep (well technically that's likely still true) but! turns out Mishki was also creeping on me!

Here I was thinking I was the creep but this whole time she's been taking screen captures too (giggity)

She sent me some tonight so I'll share them here.

I really don't want to say what a nasty bastard I was/am/might be to be honest. People might hold it against me 😢

this was definitely me, but I am a honest to goodness business man. I don't understand why people think otherwise 😢

[oldcowboycreeping]

New profile photo

Hi Everyone,

I was thinking of using this on Cowboy Tinder? what do you think? it's a selfie and the lighting was awful because I was in the desert.

But I think it works? shows my mysterious but approachable side?

I'm going for the "it's safe to approach me, I won't hogtie you and tie you to the train tracks until we've discussed boundaries" look. Do you think I got it?

I get replies from cowgirls (and a few cowmen) on Cowboy Tinder but I don't seem to attract the right one. Many only hang around for a session, or maybe a job, but then they're off into the wind. Most don't even speak or at least not my language 😢

The strangest ones would turn up to my camp in their fancy clothes, give me chests and chests of loot 😲, shoot at me 😲until I opened the loot, and then once I worked out it was cash, they'd leave. 😕

I waited a while for them to come back and get their money but eventually I needed to eat and well, I'll have a lot of work to put in when they come asking for it I guess 😢

Pity, I could do with a rich sugar mummy. Everything in this state is so expensive.

[oldcowboycreeping]

Big Spender

Dear Diary,

I got a new belt buckle gifted to me. Turns out I spend a lot of money (oops).

Still, hopefully it will make the women think I'm a big tipper 😂

[oldcowboycreeping]

Where are the baths?

Dear Diary,

why is it so hard to get a bath around here? In the last state, EVERY single place seemed to have a bath, and every bath had some woman/women happy to help ensure I was clean.

In this state, aI get covered in blood and mud constantly but yet, no baths for me. I can't even find a hotel room to change in.

I so don't understand.

I could really use a bath, and some lady to help me reach those hard-to-reach bits.

[oldcowboycreeping]

Saint Denis Women #1

Dear Diary,

It's rough being a cowboy some days. There I was innocently minding my own business taking photographs in a park 😇

when I was caught by the lady in person 😲

Luckily I can use the term "Lady" in jest because soon she had asked me to follow her to a private part of the park, and then she was on her knees!

I thought it was a bit public tbh, but it was what she wanted, and a cowboy, even an old cowboy, always delivers if you know what I mean 👍

She asked that I not post any of the photos I took while she showed me her appreciation for my service to the country, but rest assured veterans, she appreciates our service 🫡

As I walked away, this lady came up to tell me that she too appreciated my service and wanted to show me her appreciation, but I politely declined 😂

She sounded french and fancy but bit um... I know I'm old but she looks a lot older than me. GILFs aren't really my thing.

[oldcowboycreeping]

Dear Diary,

I started a new job as a errr.... I help a poor disabled lady with chores around her hut, that technically I paid for.

So it's my hut I guess. I'm proud because it's the first piece of property I own. I just let her live there and look after the place because she's disabled, and I'm on the road all the time anyway.

here it is - what do you think?

Oh her name is Maggie. She's pretty grumpy, but if you were nearly burned to death in a house fire, you would be too.

Strangely, she let her friend Marcel move into the basement. He doesn't seem too bad apart from being le frenche.

[oldcowboycreeping]

Dear Diary

Today I helped defend a train from robbers! I took a job and next thing I know I was on a train, with a heap of killers who knew what they were doing, and we were defending a train.

It was a tough journey. We were attacked so often. I had to retreat back to shelter and recharge myself. thank heavens for those cocaine candies? they really helped me steady my aim and concentrate at the right time 👍

Cripps should have been happy with me because they sent the pay to him. They don't deal with individuals so I had to send them Cripps business registration. It feels like he is ripping me off somehow. I can't prove it yet, but it sure feels like I am the one doing the work 😢

[oldcowboycreeping]

Dear Diary,

I achieved so much today, despite the lack of sleep.

I met this strange woman named Madam Mazar? she's pretty cute. seems older than she looks? she's got a great caravan. she seemed quite interested in my camera and invited me inside to take some pics. Unfortunately for you, you won't get to see those photographs 😇

Of course, after showing me the insides of her caravan of love, she had some tasks she needed doing and of course, I was the man to do it 😔It's always something. Women want the right to vote, but they already are in charge it feels.

And just to rub in how not important to her I was, when I left her caravan, there was another young cowgirl waiting to talk to her. She didn't even have the decency to wait till I had ridden off into the sunset.

Do you think she was outside listening when, you know, Mazar was showing me the insides of the caravan? It can't be a well soundproofed caravan 😳

anyway, Mazar's tasks took me all over the state. And what she wanted doing? well, I can't write about it but you'll see from the photos.

Primarily, she had some list of jewellery she wanted to be retrieved, and not all of it was above ground. Some of it potentially belonged to other people. That's all I'm saying. Who knows who is reading this social media stuff?

She's definitely not the sweet innocent hippy woman I first assumed she was. She's got all kinds of collections going on too. Lots of people working for her

Cripps is still being annoying.

Always asking about when I can do this, when will I have done that, have I read the letter he sent yet? I'm so sick of the letter. I've looked for your letter mate, did you send the effing letter?

are you sure Cripps? are you really sure Cripps?

your dad said you'd be a drunk hobo all your life after all?

[oldcowboycreeping]

Dear Diary,

I stayed up way too late last night creating this new site. Today was a lot harder than it should have been. I must remember despite the grind, an old cowboy needs to sleep as well as creep.

[oldcowboycreeping]

My Posse has better Butt than your Posse

#JustSaying #ShowingOff #YouWishYouCouldShowOff #WeRideTogether #WeAreCowboysYouJustGame #PosseForLife

so good

just saying

just reminding

[oldcowboycreeping]

I caught some drug dealers delivering drugs

(but they didn't share)

I was in the bayou, and noticed some people in a rowboat dropping off drugs. I took some photos, because nobody would believe me if i turned up with drugs otherwise, but of course in the excitement I didn't share the right pics to social media.

here is the people delivering the drugs

and the drugs the dropped off...

It's worth noticing that no lawmen turned up while i took these photos. they're always there when you don't want them, but never when you need them

[oldcowboycreeping]

More self preservation

This one time (far too recently), she killed some guy in a bar.

I wish I knew why. I'm too scared to ask why? I just don't want to be him tbh

(this may be a repost but shows her being merciless again)

It's habitual for her it feels. I don't know what they do, but she's lethal.

She looks amazing in corsets though, like honestly, just wait and see.

but still, she's kinda merciless :(

[oldcowboycreeping]

Posse Member Butts

just saying...

also...

missed another one sorry

Another butt

looks better in blue imho

stepping out

[oldcowboycreeping]

Random Cats from Saint Denis

So many cats in St Denis but so hard to capture

[oldcowboycreeping]

Some very olde celebrity shooter?

I was contracted to go talk to her, we were getting along quite fine tbh. Then suddenly, (illegal) bounty hunters turned up and there was a gun-fight (there's always a gun-fight).

Obviously, my superior shooting skills saved her (despite her extensive time spent as a shooter (by herself) and then, she demanded a photo from me as a reward for my saving her. I was happy to oblige her, despite being tired from my efforts.

After taking some other (private) photos of her, we went our separate ways. I'm sure glad I paid for that camera upgrade 👍

She definitely was added to my MILF list. I don't know for 100% she's a mother, but wow! Don't tell the posse member ok?

[oldcowboycreeping]

Dammit she caught me again

I'm in trouble (again). Too many attempted sneaky photos 😢

Luckily I enjoy this kind of trouble 🤤

She's good with a rifle, but she'll never work out how to delete pics off of my camera 👍

Bonus pic: Moments before she caught me