#Recent Hindi Jokes

[itsza]

thoughts on boston

[f1angelz]

filo girly request for oscar 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🏼

im thinking of a scenario where reader is part of a love team and oscar gets jealous or she gets questions when shes on a show it interview about him and they love her and oscar together if a fc is needed i love atasha mulach's vibe

𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 — oscar piastri x reader

summary: oscar’s girlfriend is a celebrity and has an on-screen partner. when she gets asked about her and oscar’s relationship during an interview, what is she gonna say?

content warnings: none, just fluff. (not proofread sorry </3)

this fic contains tagalog phrases and words highlighted in italics. for non-filipino readers, translations are provided in small text. *(mahal = love)

── .✦

It’s 3 in the morning in Silverstone, and Oscar couldn’t sleep.

Maybe it’s because he arrived a few hours ago and can’t bring himself to rest, or maybe it’s because his girlfriend had an interview on the other side of the globe.

Oscar’s girlfriend is a celebrity in the Philippines, Y/N Y/L/N. She’s had multiple projects, endorsements, and films that have also gone global. Before getting into this relationship, Oscar knew the consequences that he would have to face— long distance, media, and other factors.

But he loved her. That’s what mattered the most, right?

Not until Y/N recently had a TV series that went viral, as she was paired with one of the most famous actors in Filipino TV. Their chemistry was undeniable— weeks after her TV series was released, she was all over the news along with her on-screen partner. There were fan accounts, edits, and even fanfiction about them.

Everytime a new post was written about them, Oscar’s jealousy grew. Although Y/N always reassured him that it was strictly on-screen, He really couldn’t help it.

Oscar’s thoughts stopped when he felt his phone vibrate on his chest.

my love 💞: hi, mahal! i know you’re still up. my interview is almost gonna start. watch me?

my love 💞 has sent a link.

my love 💞: there’ll be a monitor in front of us during the interview. i’ll be able to see it on screen once you’ve joined, okay? i love you!

Oscar smiled.

mahal 🩷: okay babe, i’ll be joining in a few. goodluck!

Oscar sat up and reached out for his laptop which was on the desk, opened it up and clicked on the link she sent.

The show was already starting, the hosts greeting the crowd both in the studio and livestream.

Y/N and her on-screen partner were introduced. Once they both entered, the crowd went wild, cheering for them with their ship name. Oscar looked at the livestream comments and sighed, everyone was crazy for them.

The show went on as usual, asking them about the TV series and how filming was going. Eventually, the hosts asked about their personal lives.

“So Y/N, We’re aware that you’re dating F1 driver Oscar Piastri. Kamusta naman kayo?”

(So Y/N, We’re aware that you’re dating F1 driver Oscar Piastri. How are you guys doing?)

Y/N smiled and let out a nod, “We’re doing really well. Actually, kakapanalo lang nya last week in the Austrian Grand Prix. I was there and I couldn’t have been more proud.”

(We’re doing really well. Actually, he recently won last week in the Austrian Grand Prix. I was there and I couldn’t have been more proud.)

The hosts smiled and fawned over their relationship, “I’m sure he’s proud of your career too. But we’re curious, hindi ba siya nag seselos? For sure aware naman siya sa love team nyo.”

(I’m sure he’s proud of your career too. But we’re curious, does he get jealous? For sure he’s aware about your love team.)

The studio crowd cood and Oscar’s heart started beating.

Y/N let out a small laugh, it was a common question that people asked her since their relationship was public.

“Hindi naman siya nag seselos, I wish.”

(He doesn’t really get jealous, I wish.)

She humored, and the rest laughed. Oscar laughed too at her response, assuming that it was something funny since he couldn’t understand.

“All jokes aside, hindi naman siya nag seselos. He knows very well that strictly for work lang yung ginagawa ko. He’s the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.”

(All jokes aside, he doesn’t really get jealous. He knows very well that what I’m doing is strictly for work. He’s the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.)

One of the hosts asked, “Do you have any message for him?”

Y/N cleared her throat, “Hi, mahal! I know you’re watching right now kahit sobrang late na diyan. Thank you for always being very supportive, you know how much I love you. I can’t wait to see you on Sunday!”

(Hi, love! I know you’re watching even if it’s super late over there. Thank you for always being very supportive, you know how much I love you. I can’t wait to see you on Sunday!)

The crowd smiled and teased, clapping at her message.

Oscar was smiling from ear-to-ear, and somehow, he wasn’t as jealous anymore. He saw the livestream commenting on their relationship and how cute they were. Maybe he shouldn’t be jealous after all.

The show eventually ended and Oscar closed his laptop, returning it on his desk. He opened his phone and sent Y/N a message.

mahal 🩷: you know i’ll always be here for you, right? no matter what time it is where i’m in.

my love 💞: i know, mahal. and i know you’re jealous too 😆

Oscar laughed, maybe he was bad at hiding it.

mahal 🩷: maybe i was a bit jealous.

my love 💞: oscar jack piastri, you literally have my heart and you’ll always have it. okay?

He smiled. God, he loves her so much.

mahal 🩷: i know, and i’ll do everything in my power to keep it safe. i love you ❤️

my love 💞: go to sleep, i know you’re getting tired, mahal. i love you too! see you on sunday ❤️

Oscar gave her message a heart react before turning off his phone.

And off he drifted to sleep, knowing that he was the luckiest man on earth that night.

── .✦

a/n: i had so much fun writing this, it’s been 2 years since i wrote a fic !! also i’m so grateful for those who requested. much love 🤍

[ratedfleur]

scenario w haos gym pic plz 🙏 what does he sayyy how does it goooo

hindi na ‘to scenario lang 😣

it was merely banter not until hao provoked ganda with his photos that he knew would’ve done its job quite easily.

he laughed when he saw her pull up to the gym, clearly just thrown on the first pair of gym shorts and gym bra as she hurriedly went up to the gym.

hao even greets her with a kiss whilst she looked at him with a scowl, ganda inched closer towards his ear, pretending as though she kissed his cheek but instead she whispered, “you thought i was joking no? punta ka na sa pilates room.” she says before pulling away, stifling a chuckle when she sees hao visibly shiver before he reluctantly walks to the pilates room, making her trail behind him as they enter the room.

ganda knew that there weren’t any cameras in the pilates room because of how recently developed it was so she took that as her advantage, immediately telling hao to get on top of the pilates machine.

he follows, lying down on the flat surface as ganda got comfortable on top of him, grinding her hips on hao’s bulge that slowly grew harder underneath her. she grinded even harder, even doing it in circles before changing her rhythm ever so often, watching as hao threw his head back and moaned when he feels himself grow rock hard underneath her clothed cunt.

she smiles when he doesn’t speak, only moaning and grunting out her name, begging her to ride him properly instead before they get caught doing something immoral in the gym.

and when ganda doesn’t listen, hao quickly gets up and switches position, making her yelp when her back hits the soft foam of the bed as hao quickly rips a hole in the seams of her gym shorts, revealing her pretty cunt before he shrugs his own shorts off of him and hurriedly fucks her.

hao’s thrusts are desperate and quick, making ganda bounce back and forth underneath him, tits bouncing and nearly popping out of her gym bra from the pace that hao set as he fucked her.

the two would’ve been embarrassed from what they’ve done because now the room reeked with sex, ganda’s shorts had a hole in them because of hao, and hao was all messy from her squirt and his own cum.

[reynanghugot]

[10:41PM 07222024] kamusta na nga ba ko? recently di rin ako okay, alam yan ng ilan sa mutuals/friends ko dito na nakaka chikahan ko sa personal message like puro shit post sa fb, puro wins and happy memories sa ig/fb stories. idk pero yun ata talaga yung isa sa personality ko na if nakilala ako ng tao na strong ako, ayoko na mabago yun. ayoko na maiba yon kahit valid naman na maging mahina minsan o umiyak minsan.

graduating student ako, ended my last semester in PUP-OUS with flat 1 na GWA. happy ako sobra kasi i feel like lahat ng hirap and pagod ko ng apat na taon unti-unti ng nagpe-paid off like for real, after 12 freaking years finally totoo na 'to na masasabi ko na graduating na ko. aside from that, some saw my story rin na nakapag pa picture na kami for graduation with my friends. apparently, ayoko pa rin i-post not until makuha ko na yung list of names ng graduates. so far, masaya ako no jokes when it comes to academic kasi masasabi ko na finally talaga this is it, pwedeng pwede na mag retire mommy ko.

gumaan din yung dalahin ko recently sa mga relationship ko with friends. natuto ako na makipag communicate about sa nararamdaman ko sa friendship na meron ako sa mga tao na yon. i feel like masakit din sa part ko na magsabi ng mga words knowing na we experienced different traumas in life and i really appreciate them on how they accept my side, pano nila ko pinakinggan and pano nila pina feel sa akin valid din yung nararamdaman ko. this is the friendship na masasabi ko na di ko kailangan pumili. na di ko kailangan na umiwas. di ko kailangan may i-give-up nalang bigla. kasi for sure, sobrang deserve nila yung friendship na meron kami sa isa't isa. maybe some di maiintindihan but if you will listen lang sa lahat ng sides, sobrang gaan sa pakiramdam na para kang binunutan ng tinik sa dibdib.

on the other hand, i know health is wealth and just like before i humbly ask for you prayers na sana monitoring nalang ako annually and di na every six months kasi ang hirap, the anxiety and pressure di mo maiiwasan. aside from that, medyo mabigat siya financially like 20k and above yung kailangan kong i-raise every monitoring not included the follow up check-up fee and medicines kahit na sobrang mura ng maintenance ko for unemployed like me mabigat na rin siya.

finally, natapos ko na rin yung dapat kong gawin sa business ko kanina sa BIR babalikan ko nalang din yung receipt after 2 weeks. all i need to do is focus sa rebranding para mas organize yung shops and hopefully before the pasukan [kasi malapit lang kami sa school] maayos ko na rin yung area ko para sa small business ko.

above all, i am grateful to my strong support system, na hindi ako iniwan from my family to nikko to my friends. despite all the highs and lows since april 2023, they stayed and supported me throughout my ptc journey. sabi ng iba, arte nalang 'to. but for me it's a no. kasi hindi niyo alam pinagdaanan ko from my check-up, pre-op, post-op, till now. that's why i don't mind if my circle is small, as long as masaya ako with them, they respect, love, and understand me okay na ko na sila sila nalang.

kudos to myself for sharing a short life update that no one asked for. Good night!

[paapi]

I don't use vibewithhana vala blog and recently delete chillwithhana 😭 I am sending ASK FROM MU STUDYBLR BLOG EHHE

And yes I SAID HINDI VALA PAAPI AS A JOKE HEHHE

wow such betrayal

[fictionstudent]

"I'm Batman," Christopher Nolan

Christopher Nolan is regarded as the one of the best filmmakers in the world today. His recent multi-million hits such as Interstellar and Oppenheimer are believed to go down in history as cult classics and study material for the new filmmakers. One of his movies, Memento, is beloved by so many Indians that it got adapted two times in the country—one in Tamil and one in Hindi. The Hindi adaptation of Memento, named Ghajini, saw the celebrated actor Aamir Khan working in the lead role.

Christopher Nolan is an IP in himself. His movies don’t need catchy songs and nude girls—just the name of Christopher Nolan in the credits is enough.

And obviously, like many others, his fame was not linear. It was exponential. And what made his rise so exponential was his adaptation of the Batman character from the DC comics in Batman Begins.

But, what’s so cool about this movie that it’s still regarded as one of the best Batman movie by many? Like many questions, Christopher Nolan makes the answer to this question crystal-clear.

***

Plot

DC sure has some really cool storylines up its sleeves. And, Christopher Nolan tapped into that very same potential that the DC’s film department is trying to tap into for years.

Batman Begins starts with Bruce Wayne being in jail, where he is fighting some bullies. And, since he’s on the winning side, it’s Bruce who is punished for his punches, not the unnamed bullies.

Then he meets this one guy who promises to change his life. He knows why Bruce is inside, and he knows how to get him out of what he’s made of his life. And so begins his training.

And so, by overcoming his past, his fears, and his problems, he becomes a hero.

There’s a lot—a DAMN lot—in the movie to praise.

Firstly, I’d just talk about the overall feel of the storyline. The cinematography and the screenwriting perfectly portray the vibes of the Batman.

It’s dark. And it’s mature.

Like other superhero films, it’s not a kids’ movie. And even though it’s a little hard to believe, the movie throws it in your face just perfectly—it’s no jokes. It’s no games. All of this is serious.

Batman is a character who doesn’t joke, after all. Batman means business. And his aura is perfectly portrayed in the film. The story of Bruce Wayne as he becomes the Batman, both literally and metaphorically, is the story of a man rising up from level zero.

Like others such as the Iron Man and Spider-Man, Batman is not going to crack some laughs on screen before giving a tight punch in the face. And, it’s that very essence that distinguishes Batman from the others.

The screenwriting was really mature. There was no fat, and every single action and dialogue advanced the story further.

The story didn’t just tell you stuff in your face—it shows you. No scene felt like it was just added to tell you something, but as things move forward, the characters’ actions reveal their personalities on their own. And that kind of show, not tell story structure is really rare—but equally important—in films.

***

Action

Action is one of the main ingredients for a superhero film. I mean, you don’t call that guy a superhero who doesn’t even fight, right?

But sadly, there are plenty of movies and shows that fail to tell good stories just because the way they’re filled with unnecessary action.

The thing is—a good superhero film needs reasonable action. A superhero doesn’t fly around picking up fights. I mean, they do, but not always. Action scenes need to advance the storyline and make sure one of the sides—or the viewer—learns something about the other, and not be present just because the audience likes it.

The fight scene needs to have some stakes and consequences. Without them, it feels unnecessary, and the story is better off without those scenes.

Luckily, Batman Begins is for people just like you and me who hate such unneeded action, but absolutely love it when it’s there for a reason.

And, these scenes are really eye-pleasing. I love the way the trains wreck and cars fly and shit like that happens, you know. Christopher Nolan is a master when it comes to directing such action scenes, and he left no stones unturned when it came to such scenes.

***

Characters

A story is made by its characters. It’s the characters that move the story forward, after all.

And, the side characters are not really that much interesting. Except the antagonists and the protagonist, there was not really any other interesting character with an interesting set of arc and backstory.

But, it doesn’t mean the characters were bad. They were exceptionally good. Each character had a distinct personality than the other, and their motives were clear. There was real work done on crafting these characters and their traits.

But, in terms of characters, the story really shines on the character of Bruce Wayne. Bruce, before becoming the Batman, was filled with hatred, anger, and vengeance. He hated his past, he feared his past, and he wanted to overcome it. He wanted it to never happen. He thought all of it was his fault. He wanted to do something. He wanted to change it.

He wanted to die. To end it all.

But, he was successfully able to rise on top of it and finally leave it behind. He started to love the city that killed his own parents, and what more character development do you need?

The story makes you sympathize for the character—drown in his depression, and smile on his success.

This gradual development in attitude… felt so smooth.

Another thing I want to absolutely praise about Bruce Wayne is how he changes his whole persona when he’s wearing his mask.

And that’s something that differentiates this film from the other films. The mask changes Bruce. Bruce is darker, more menacing, and more responsible when he’s under that mask. Under that mask, Bruce becomes Batman.

Batman and Bruce Wayne are two distinct characters that live inside the same body. And the story doesn’t fail to make it believable.

***

The Climax

Another thing I liked about the film was the way it reached its climax, and the way it all concluded in the end. I won’t be giving you spoilers, but I’d have to praise the way his pasts again come in front of his eyes when the story nears its climax.

I mean, just a few movies are able to actually connect the start and the end of the story so well.

It was an unexpected turn of events, but when we hear the explanation, there’s no way denying that it absolutely makes sense. We never thought about it, but when we do, it makes damn sense to do something like this.

The end not only symbolizes the win of good over evil. It signifies the end of the metamorphosis of the Bruce Wayne as he turns more and more into Batman.

Yeah, in the movie, he slowly shreds what made Bruce the Bruce Wayne, the head of the Wayne Empire, and starts to become the Batman. And there could have been no better end to the movie. Really.

***

Conclusion

One thing I hate about the movie is how it felt a little… rushed in the beginning. I wanted scenes to last a little longer, the dialogues to be a little lesser to-the-point. I wanted to see some more of some scenes, because I feel that those little scenes and dialogues would have made some good drama in the story.

But, I need to accept the fact that it was absolutely necessary, because they were not just individual scenes—that this story was never about those individual scenes.

Until next time.

[satocidal]

Hey Hey Rome! Since I'm here to cheer you up, let me ask some questions! Hopefully, this helps just a little :D

1.) What was the 1st fanfic you've ever read? And what was it about?

2.) Would you rather be hopeless romantic or hopeful unromantic? And why?

3.) Antique or brand new? And why?

4.) What's the dad joke of the day? :)

5.) What's your usual order of a Starbucks drink? And would you recommend it for others to try?

6.) Any song recommendations?

7.) What has been the best highlight of your day/evening/night?

8.) What's something you cherish the most in friendships? And why?

9.) What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you, but you laugh about it now thinking of it?

10.) Apart from Tumblr, what's something you enjoy doing in your spare time?

[Ooo kinda outdid myself lol sorry about that 😅]

Skshskaja it took me a while to answer lmao

Answer undercut<3

So….the first fanfic I ever read was something about Harry Potter I guess😭😭😭like not even Harry guys. It was his dad’s—like James Potter with an oc or reader idk but like💀💀 peak da fiction years for me (when I was 11? And I remember being weirded out by reading them kiss lololol)

Did you mean hopeful romantic here? But like neither exactly? Wait if it could be, hopeless unromantic<3 because like I do get crushes but it’s not the deep kind and I know nothing will last about these things (my coping mechanism) but then I Di want something deep but then I can’t commit💀

Antique when things of use—brand new when things of daily use lmao

Is it bad that I don’t know any😭😭?

Sooo lmao. The place I live, it recently had a Starbucks open (the first one) and like it’s way too far from my house so I’ve technically never had Starbucks😭😭 but ike ig have a pink drink or smn💀

Ok ok cashew by Jude York (I’ve been listening to mostly Hindi songs these days so i can’t remember any goods English ones😭)

I went back to my school to get projects<3 doesn’t the first half of the day with my best friend after like 3 months so yes that ofc

Quality time. I think it’s very necessary. Like for someone such as me I need that attention and I love providing it so being ignored or like stuff makes me annoyed and over think (I suppose it’s clingy and I understand people need space) but yes. So mainly I just keep to myself lmao

I confessed to my crush AFTER I got over him and then an year later had to help him get with my bsf (who didn’t like him) stupid shit😭

I like maths💀a lot. Like if I have nothing to Do I will do it. Just like shamelessly everywhere—every surface

[chereserene]

Kaya siguro ayoko na magpasko.

Long post ahead.

December 2018. Ilang araw bago magpasko.

Kaya siguro, ayoko na magpasko kasi iba na yung pakiramdam hindi na siya tulad dati na masaya tska damang dama mo yung pasko kasi malamig. Maraming christmas lights and sobrang ganda talaga sa bawat bahay.

Pero it feels different. Miss ko na si papa, miss ko na yung gigising ka ng umaga kasi siya nasa labas na at may nirerenta ng videoke. My dad was the planner. He plans everything, what too cook, what to eat. He was practical and he was good at decision making to the point na alam niya na yung uulamin namin for the rest of the week. Which is kabaliktaran ko. I'm not good at decision making.

Magaling ako magdecide para sa sarili ko but I'm not good at making decision lalo na sa pangkalahatan. My mom was also considerate bc she let me decide what will be good for us. Even sa pagsakay na nga lang ng transpo, tatanungin niya pa ako kung saan mas better way and anong sasakyan namin (given na reklamador ako.)

Kapag ako sa sarili ko mabilis ako magdecide pero if it involves other people nahahassle ako (kaya ayoko ng groupings which i did realize recently na it took me too much energy para mag-engage sa tao (its the other personality for me))

Yas, back to it. The presence of my dad makes me want to see his smile, his laugh and his corny jokes. Iba talaga yung gigising ka sa umaga na igigreet ka niya sa birthday mo or sa pasko with those smiles. Corny siya madalas pero it was enough to make us laugh lalo na sa dining table.

And everything changed since we lost him. Gago, it still pains me and I'm still crying while typing this. Ito ata yung pain na kahit kailan hindi mawawala kasi I wasn't ready and hindi ako prepare na sa isang iglap we already lost you.

Christmas will be different without you anymore. I miss you, I really do.

[ess-presso]

Ess, I've been thinking about language a lot recently and i have a question for you. If you had to rank all the languages you're fluent in or have learned a bit of, how would you rank them? And it can be based on how fluent you are, the structure of the language, how difficult it was to learn, the difference in the way you speak, how easily you think in it, etc. <33 I'm so curious

HELOWOWOWOWO !!!

hmmm. okay. let me think.

1. Gujrati. for sure. mother tongue. i can whip out a million different swears that would only make sense there . And as one says , so much more romantic to tell someone you love them in a language closer to ur heart. (100% fluent (blahahah no one can be 100% but i’ll be the first)

2. Portuguese. it’s the only language apart from english i can read write and speak. i love it so so much portugal is my favourite place in the world and algarve especially and portuguese is romantic 2 and so so close to me <3 (100%)

3. english. I found my bffs through english and i love them and speaking English fluently is such a plus point in the world today genuinely.

4. hindi/urdu - BOLLYWOODOODODODD !!! i love this. I love indian cinema with all my heart and soul i watch more indian movies than english and it fills my heart with a feeling like no english film could ever give.

5. marathi - swears. i have said enough.

6. bsl - i love knowing sign language but no deaf people it’s really useful (jokes aside it’s a really useful skill <3)

[muhryy]

"ano gagawin mo kung di na nag grow relationship niyo?"

If I'm in a relationship na hindi naggogrow, I'll try my best to make it grow. I'll talk with my partner about it. But based on your recent post, I don't think it will work. He even thinks that your mental health is a joke. He is a walking red flag. Leave.

Ahh. yes :) Sometimes, bigla bigla na lang ako umiiyak sakanya. but then di ko masabi agad kase di ko alam paano sasabihin. though, nagtatanung naman siya kung bakit ganun pero pag di ako sumasagot nagagalit siya ( i mean gets ko naman na baka nagaalala siya ) pero ayun nga nagaglit siya, in the end suyo ko pa. HAHAHA.

Then ayun pag nagkwekwentuhan kami tapos bigla kong sinabi na inaanxiety kaya ako kaya ganun. sasabihin niya " sus anxiety " or " anxiety mo mukha mo " basta, something na parang mina-mock niya.

[mineofilms]

Interrete Subculturae

This came to light from a post about Femcels toxic AF Internet Subculture. “A Femcel is a female incel or ‘involuntary celibate,’ not necessarily celibate, but tends to blame all men for their struggles in relationships instead of themselves or their partners. They say things like ‘all men are trash’ or ‘kill all men…’” ~UrbanDictionary.com The problem with Internet Subcultures are Internet Subcultures. You already see how the media and most of the general public that do not have Internet Subcultures in their face all the time or even understand what Internet Subcultures are, treat people that treat Internet Subcultures like it is everyday life. They are treated as social pariahs by the lot. The mems, the butt of the jokes. Being closely associated to the WOKE mob. I have recently attempted to redefine WOKE Subculture into a smaller phrase that, could say, fit on the Twitter, which is as follows...

“WOKE is both a Subculture and Internet Subculture that attempts to make minority issues displayed as majority issues and those issues be labeled as normal and/or everyday ‘FACTS...’”

This is under the pretense that the definition of minority equals; minor, mini, micro, small, non-majority. 

AND

The definition of majority equals; major, many, macro, large amount of, non-minority.

There are many many examples showing that WOKE goes to great lengths to display ALL DATA that is dealing with minority issues as majority and normal. If we followed this logic to the letter we would assume based on the media, TikTok, Discord servers, YouTube Channels that Black, LGBTQ+ people are everywhere in our culture. 

NEWS FLASH...

This is not true and here is an example of why that is...

The population of the United States in 2021 is/was around 331.9 million. The population of Black People in the United States, (I will never call them African Americans, they are not literally from Africa, so that is incorrect English), is/was 41.6 million (2020). The population of LGBTQ+ in the United States is/was 23.5 million (2021).

Take those numbers and tell me whether these groups are minority or majority? Just for shits and giggles, the population of White people in the United States is/was 191.8 million or 57.8% of the 331.9 million in 2021.

Are these "exact" numbers? No, of course not, but they are very very close to being what the numbers actually are and I am just using this as an example. I am not saying America shouldn't care about minorities. I am not saying that Black Americans and people of LGBTQ+ are not part of our American-Societal-Culture. I am just saying based on the math both groups do not make up the majority of the 331.9 million but merely a small fraction on the pie-chart that is the demographics in this country. My issue has always been the WOKE mentality [insert my definition from above here]. 

We cannot act like minority is really majority and act like that is normal and a part of everyday life in the United States. That has always been my issue. Just like groups cannot change the definition of concepts because minorities may not fit into the concept. So to force them in, they change the definition. 

NOPE... That isn't gonna work and we are seeing this now.

Back to Internet Subcultures... The point of all that is to show that Internet Subcultures are just that; minorities of the Internet. There are just a bunch of them out there, but at the end of the day. They are small, micro, mini when compared to all the people that use social media, that use the Internet in general. Most people do not know what some of them even are, let alone most of them. 

Woke, Incels, Femcels, Kevin, Karen, Trolls, Tweakers (Twitter Users), Binary, Non-Binary, Gay, Straight, Trans, Hindi, Middle-Eastern, Twitch Gamers, Otakus, Anime Cosplayers, Otherkins, Antigun Groups, Neo Nazis, Environmental Activists, Scene Kids, Religion, Conspiracy Theorists, Flat Earthers, Hollow Earthers and Racists.

Each group acts entitled as if their group warrants equality and respect by default without the majority of us even knowing what they are about. Their expectations from the rest of the lot, "us," the rest of the 57.8% of 331.9 million are not just gonna shrug their shoulders and say; “ok” to all that. It's just not gonna happen. Look at what happened in the southern states when blacks in this country were fighting for equality back in the 50s and 60s. Eventually, most of it worked out. At first, it was not a great place to be, even if you were white. There were plenty of white folk that said, "its about goddamn time." With respect to giving blacks in America equality. Even in the 50s and 60s the media mainly displayed this news in the negative. Again, just using this specific example here. I am not linking race issues with Internet Subcultures, but you can throw a label on that if you so wish…

Another NEWS Flash...

If less people were fighting for these rights would they have been granted? That's right... There were more people, both black and white that fought alongside one another to get these laws passed than the racist slang being thrown around in the public eye. However, the media portrayed this in another light. They didn't do it as much or at the level they do it now, but it was being done even then. People, in general, especially, Internet Subcultures has a terrible understanding of real, history. It seems to me, they only look at history when it suits their rants but with not much actual, real, understanding, conceptually. It is that foolishness, excuse me, their obvious, foolishness that makes them a target for memes, jokes, getting bullied and so forth. They are the butt of the joke most of the time, online, or in the real world, because they are blinded in triggering rage. One or many cannot think or articulate clearly when they are pissed off. Now give them a medium, like the INTERNET, where they can literally say whatever they want and have very minimal backlash for it in the real world. Granted if they are in an Internet Subculture and spout off with the keyboard warrior-type-rant, sure. That can harm their traffic. If they have followers, likes, hearts, comments, clickbait, ads. All that can be harmed if you are in an Internet Subculture and say the wrong stuff to where others in that Internet Subculture turn on you. The triggered keyboard-ranter. It happens all the time. People with mental health problems feel accepted by a group only to have that acceptance shattered and the people fall into a really bad depression and off themselves. It happens every goddamn day. Most people just do not see it but it happens daily.

This was meant to be short, but with me I cannot do that. If I were to shorten this up to just the key points without explaining the context then I am basically opening myself up to a clutter of Internet Subculturers trolling my shit and making large claims about my personality. All because they cannot articulate the concepts in which I explore and the way I attack them. The reasons my thoughts, opinions, writing style is so widely praised is also the same reasons the Internet Subcultures hate me and are triggered by what I say. Mainly the mentally ill, former or current Scene Kids on here that are either too dumb to understand or too young to process actual, real, logical concepts; because all their education on subjects like this come from Internet Subculture opinion’s and beliefs based on emotional outbursts, faith and belief.

What I continue to preach is knowledge, knowing, truth and facts do not come from faith and belief. Because faith and belief are not attributes of knowledge, knowing, truth and facts. They can be at times. However, ALL FACTS start with believing this [whatever thing] to be true but we have to test it first, many times over, to see what actually comes of it. This is just the scientific method. You have a theory. You test your theory many many times and if the answer comes back the same in the “majority, major, most” of the tests/time then you can say that is a ‘FACT.’ A ‘FACT’ is something that can be labeled as truth and cannot proven to be “un”true. Simply believing in something, because you want it to be real is fine, but that one thing does not make it true or real.

That is just it. You have to prove something to be wrong. You have to match that effort and most won’t. Especially those in Internet Subcultures. They say it’s a safe place, whatever that is supposed to be and mean? There are no safe places on the INTERNET. Some are beginning to just now learn this.

Incels is just a newer word to describe the MGTOW Internet Subculture (Men Going Their Own Way) from the mid 2000’s. I remember a guy friend of mine who tried to sell me on the concept way back in 2007. I guess MGTOW’s are called Incels now, lol. Femcels, again, just a new word to describe very angry feminists that are more interested in getting attention with the aesthetic of toxic sadness than the original meaning of involuntary chastity… Ok… Different word, different world, same thing…

As stated before, this was supposed to be semi-short, but ended up being an entire blog worth of material. This is both a reply to the original post and my own words on the subject. Context for me is so very important. We have nearly 2,000 words on the subject. If one is triggered by this, sorry not sorry. If you are that angry over my perspective anyone can leave at any time. The time it takes to hash out these things conceptually using common sense, logic, real research, math, trouble-shooting, problem-solving just shows this isn’t some angry triggered rant. This is a serious opinion on how Internet Subcultures look to the outside world who do not ever see this stuff and now all of the sudden are exposed to it and how it is displayed. If you live on the INTERNET, as I do much of the time, stop for an hour. Put the game on pause, sign out of TikTok, throw your Spotify on or a book or something and go for a walk. Walking clears and centers the mind. It is also great for your circulation and one may even lose some weight. Shit… Just take some time and be one with nature. It helps me. It could, potentially, help others but it won’t if you do nothing.

“If one seeks change and does nothing to make said change happen then nothing will happen and nothing will change.” ~me (7/30/2022)

Interrete Subculturae (Latin for Internet Subculture) by David-Angelo Mineo 12/16/2022 1,808 Words

[the-lady-reaper]

TW!! This is only a fictional story means this story is not real and created by the author based from her imagination and not real life situations. this is just for awareness. remember depression is not a joke and please give credits if you want to reblog it thankyou

-LadyAzianna

To you who sees the world differently

I was about to smoke my cigar at the rooftop of our building when I saw this girl sitting at the edge end of the roof who is playing with her feet as if she is in the water. I hid my cigarette back at my chest pocket then proceed to approach her. "Gabi na ah bat andito ka pa? Studyante ka pa naman mahirap na." The girl who is wearing a students Uniform look at me she then smile it is the brightest yet the most painful smile that I've ever seen.

"Ohh its you Attorney Im glad you are the one who found me." "

di mo naman ako isusumbong diba?"

She said before looking away. I tried to open my mouth but no words come out from it. Usually kasi bago mag 6:00 lahat ng studyante dapat naka uwi na. But before I can even speak, The words from my mouth suddenly get held when I notice the scars from her wrist. My eyes widens and before I even know it hawak ko na pala ung kamay nya. "Napano yan?" S-sino may gawa nyan sayo?" My voice is shaky from anger and worriedness mahaba ung sleeves ng uniform kaya naman hinatak nya ulit yon pababa para matakpan ung mga galos. "Its none of your bussines Attorney." She said with pain and tiredness on her voice. " It is young lady! my mother is the Principal of this school thats why it is also my responsibility as her son to look after her students and you are one of them so tell me how'd you get those scars!" My voice echoes from the whole building followed by silence that no one dares to break. Realizing what I did umatras ako at umupo sa tabi nya

"Sorry" I uttered I then offer my handkerchief to her. "Use this to wipe your tears, Fine I wont force you na sabihin ung reason kung pano mo yan nakuha pero I want you to open up yourself sa iba kapag handa ka na here take this."

Tsaka ko inabot sa kanya ang isang calling card. He's my friend isang syang magaling na Psychiatrist contact him when you are finally ready to talk about your life."

Tsaka ako tumayo but before I can even walk away a pair of hands stops me. "Please dont go" I look back to her and nakakapanlumo basang basa ang mata nya ng luha di ko man makita ang buong muka nya dahil sa mga buhok nya ngunit isang titig lang sa mga mata nya ay sapat na para makita ang kanyang pagod at lungkot.

"I will open up to you only if you are interested if not then just say it, and you must promise me that you wont tell it to anyone" I nod then sit beside her. Five minutes have past now yet she wont say a single word puro iyak lang at sniff ang nadidinig ko. (ano ba tagalog ng sniff?) I sighed and took a pair of my Airpods and play some music on Spotify

"ohh take this mas makaka relax ka if makaka relate ka sa music"

She then took the other pair of Airplugs and put it in her ears.

A certain music began playing "You'll be safe here by Rivermaya"

"This is my one my fave OPM song it feels so nostalgic and brings some of my old memories" I said.

"I always listen to this everytime na I felt like gusto ko na lang mawala due to stress na binibigay sakin ng mga school works ko dati when I was your age."

"Self harm" finally after a minutes of waiting she's now willing to talk about

her life."Self harm due to my depression and stress from school and family" dagdag pa nya.

She then lift up her uniform sleeves and a gasp and stream of tears is the only thing that I can do. Kitang kitang ko ang dami ng laslas nya karamihan sa mga ito ay recently lang. "Why do you look so shock Attorney? Di ka pa ba nakaka kita ng client o student na nag se-self harm?" baka gusto mong huminga ng malalim kapag sinabi ko sayo na hindi lang yan ang ginawa ko sa sarili ko. I also tried to overdose my self yet na ospital lang ako I also tried mag pakalunod sa Pool ng School late night pero the Guard saw me and reported me, haha living really is hilarious specially kapag nakikita mo ung mga tao na kala mo nag C-care sayo pero ang totoo is hindi." Katahimikan lang ang naging tugon ko sa lahat ng mga sinabi nya.

"This world really is cruel Attorney may mga tao na akala mo talaga is may pakialam sayo pero ang totoo is wala at ginagamit ka lang. Magaling lang sila kapag may na kukuha sila sayo pero pag wala na ita-trato ka na lang ng parang basura. This world that we are currently living in is a rotten Hell, Attorney at a young age I've already saw the deepest depth of Hell thats why di na ko takot na mamatay , Yun lang ba kasi ang nasa isip ko ngayon ehh. for sure you will say that dissappearing is not the answer for my problems but it is the only way to escape the reality Sir.

Is it selfish na mabuhay lang para sa sarili mo? Is it a sin to be happy for yourself sometimes?

I look deeply on her eyes and kitang kita na wala nang buhay ang mga ito.

As you can see Attorney,

I am already dead theres a part of me that wants to live on but theres also a part of me who is tired of this Manipulative world. I felt like theres an empty hole in my chest that is looking for something that I couldn't find anymore"

But thankyou Attorney you had a great taste of music. Ako kasi kay Yorushika lang nakikinig ang ganda ng lyrics and beat ng mga kanta nya its all about this cruel life and how it affects us all ,She's right Youth is boring and tiresome" Btw, Attorney late na alis na ko ha baka hinahanap na ko sa bahay."

She then smile and started to walk away and vanish from my sight. kawawang bata . God, please help her she is only a highschooler pero naranasan at namulat na sya sa mundo please kahit po konting pag-asa lang na mabuhay bigyan nyo sya.

Then a thought crossed my mind, What if people like her doesn't really want to dissapear but only waiting to be found? Nvm kakausapin ko na lang ulit sya bukas. Then umalis na ko.

Kinabukasan pag karating ko ng school para ihatid si Mama ay ang daming studyante ang nag kukumpulan ang lakas ng ulan kaya naman hindi mag kaintindihan. May mga payong rin na nakahara kaya hindi kami agad makadaan. but what I saw makes my heart stop from beating and makes me want to regret the decision na makipag siksikan pa sa mga studyante. Isang bangkay ng studyante ang nasa sahig, Nag Suicide.

"Tumalon sa building kawawa naman." sabi ng studyante sa likuran ko. "Sir kilala nyo po sya? Tanong naman ng isa pang studyante sa akin hindi ako makasagot at puro luha lang ang naging tugon ko. Para akong statwa, Yung bangkay ng studyante na nag patiwakal at yung kausap ko kahapon ay iisa. Naka tingin ang mga mata nito sa direksyon na kinatatayuan ko Naka ngiti ito at halatang umiyak. Tumakbo ako papuntang Rooftop, dinig ko ang tawag sakin ni Mama pero di ko to pinansin at sa kinauupan nito kahapon ay nakapatong ang Cellphone nya naka bukas ito at kita sa screen ang title ng kanta "You'll be safe here by Rivermaya."

Nanlumo ako and then suddenly a reminder pops out on her screen it says "Thankyou for the time you spend with me last night, sorry I really just cant go on living like this but live your life to the fullest,Attorney."

Napaiyak ako ng napakalakas she reminds me of myself when I was young. Only if I found her sooner maybe I can still stop her from killing her self.

This story is dedicated to those who is suffering from depression. You can do it trust me. Actually I feel the same way about life as well but theres a guy who teach me how to live my life. He also helps on creating this oneshot. so to you ate and kuya thankyou verry much for supporting me I love you both!!

[hannahwantstohide]

Dumarating na naman tayo sa panahon

I don't know if it's the hormones because I'm currently on my period. But maybe it's also a sign of burnout, stress, exhaustion and everything else.

I am now at the point where I do not like to work..anymore. I'm really so tired recently. My brain is chasing me. My mind is so upset that I'm not doing my best. But I am still doing my best, but my best is not good enough for now. I am not performing the usual thing lately. I do not have the fire.

My subconscious is telling me that I'm not at my best. I may be doing a lot but not enough. I don't understand I've been working smart, or so I think but maybe these kids are smarter than I am. They know how to turn things around in their favor. Any way, I keep comparing myself. Honestly, if the business could just pay like it does pay me at my current job, I'd quit and just find somewhere else that won't be as stressful as what this job has been doing to me mentally, physically and emotionally.

Idagdag mo pa yung current stress ko with the in-laws about the house they're going to build. Naiimagine ko palang ako na yung napapagod at nafoforesee na namin na kami na naman ang pagbabalingan ng mga stress ni mil sa mga expenses.

Sobrang na-offend ako sa term na naghihirap na kayo. Sabi ni hubby, joke lang yon pero hello kayo tong ang tagal naming inintindi tapos may ganung banat. Ewan ko ba. I wish my mommy's alive para may pagsumbungan din ako. Lalo na kapag pagod na ako sa trabaho ko tapos may ganito pang dagdag ang sarap mag-rant sa nanay mo. Tapos tatawanan ka lang, or sasabihin na ganyan lang talaga sa gobyerno.

Maybe I also have to understand na hindi na ako yung "best" na nasa isip ko. Things may be a little different now since may mga bago, mas bata, mas excited, mas gigil sa trabaho than I am. I also have to empower my staff and the rest of the LGU employees para gumaling sila at mas lalo silang maging magaling sa mga trabaho nila.

I hope that this is just a season sa buhay, na lilipas din ito, at na mayroon pa ring dadaan na mas magandang pagkakataon. To fix things, to resolve past mistakes, and become a better person din. I've been becoming a mean person recently and sometimes I really forget that I'm a Christian who has to focus in Christ. Of his plans for me. Siguro isa din na kina-iistressan ko na heto kami wala pa ring baby. Maybe it's time to go back to the doctor and get check-ups, work up and help for our baby.

Napaka hassle naman kasing pumunta sa doctor. Bukod sa napakahaba ng pila, ang gastos din. Di rin naman namin mapigilang hindi gumastos kasi ang mahal na din lahat ng bilihin. Ang daming ganap.

Lord, help. Alam mong sa'yo lang ako lalapit kapag ganitong ang bigat na. Salamat sa kalakasan. Continue to sustain me oh Lord.

Salamat din sa Tumblr. Everything gets lighter after you put your thoughts in. At least I get to release it somewhere.

[theddonsijey]

From: Louis

Bayaw/Kabsat, nagpapasalamat ako kay Lord at sa parents mo na you exist in this world dahil kung hindi, hindi ako makakapagmessage ng ganitong kahaba-haba putekk demanding talagaa hahaha (kidding aside). But your presence in my life brings incomparable joy na honestly, ngaun ko lang sya na experience. Thank you rin sa mga pakulong jokes mo na nakakakulo din ng ulo hehehe pero I love that part na you are making people happy around you and you should keep doing that, especially sa mga mentally unstable nating mga friend.Even though we haven't known each other for very long, it feels like I have been your childhood friend. Perhaps it's because we truly trust each other, which builds a strong relationship. Sa lahat ng mga nakasalamuha o naging kaibigan ko for the past few years, ngayon ko lang naranasan na magkaroon ng ganitong bond na parang maituturing ko nang kapatid, kahit na sa ibang mga magulang. So thankfully ako kay Lord na we cross our paths. Salamat rin sa lahat ng mga nagawa mo sa akin, lalo na noong nililigawan ko pa lang si Grethel at sa pagtulong mo na ma-reach out siya noon. I appreciate your support for both of us hanggang ngayon, kahit na hindi na nagwowork ang relationship namin. Thank you rin for having you as one of my travel partner (dahil trio na ngaun) sa mga recent gala natin. I will cherish those moments because they are worth remembering, and I look forward to all the adventures (pati na rin sa pera, nabubudol na ako sa inyo eh, char) and memories we will create together.On this birthday of yours, I hope you know just how loved you are by those around you. I hope all your prayers will be answered. With all my love and admiration, happy birthday bayaw/kabsat who deserves all the happiness, and blessings in the world. I love you bayaw/kabsat!<3

[bithiah]

Aug 3,2023 1:07am

Hirap akong huminga at nilalamig and i cam feel na im chilling idk why ilang day na ganito but i dont know the reason :(( hindi ko na sinasabi sa kanilang lahat kasi no one would believe naman na and kala nila lahat ng physical pain na nararamdaman ko recently is joke lang at dahil tamad lang akong mag work and stuff but now my body felt so weak and i dont know what will i do.. while im typing here mabigat yung pakiramdam at hirap huminga.. actually buong araw nang naka sumpong tension headache ko and hirap huminga and still nilaban ko na nag work at mabuhay :) anyways i hope mamayang kagising ko ok na, magaan na lahat at hindi na ganito :((

[thedundundundun]

icongrats mo ko chie may jowa na ko... sa panaginip HAHAHAHA

Nasa fam vacation daw kami. Yung as in buong angkan. Medyo pawala pawala signal. Ang hassle pa nga daw kasi may dala kaming aso. German shepherd na yung aso kaloka anlaki nun. Nakipag barda pa sa mga ibang maliliit na aso na andun.

Tapos yung cottage namin na may tulugan, floating daw sa pool hahaha panes. Edi ayon bihis bihis na pang swimming. Di pa ko tapos bigla namang pumasok sila mama sa kwarto matutulog daw. Edi hinayaan ko lang. Tinamad na ko magswimming, nagscroll na lang ako sa ig.

Then napansin ko may nagheart sa story ko. Pagkatingin ko ng profile, BHIE AKALA KO FANPAGE KO. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Puro selfie ko andon, may mga video pa nga. Para akong vlogger na ewan. Baka nagvvlog talaga ko sa panaginip. Pero yung mga caption ni koya don, "i was losing my breath" 🤣🤣🤣

May mga selfie sya here and there pero ang bata nya pa non. Walang masyadong recent pics. Ang pogi daiii hahahhahahaha para syang half filipino half american. Pero mas andun sya sa tanned skin.

Tapos scroll scroll pa ko sa profile nya, nakita ko nag church pala sya datiiii. Nung mga bata bata sya highschool ganern. Nakalimutan ko sinong totong kachurchmate natin yung andun sa group picture. Pero para silang nag ccg.

Edi gulat ako sa revelation no, may pafanpage si kuya. May isang pic don may caption, "she did not know about this" tapos gurl nagcomment ako.. "until today"

Lam mo ambilis nya nagpm agad sa ig ng "hey". Sabi ko "hey"

Tapos tumawag ako video call!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel like may urge saken na makita ano na itsura nya ngayon kasi medyo binatilyo pics yung sa ig. Tapos GURL ANG GWAPO SA VIDEO CALL HAHAHAHHAA MALAKI NA NGA HAHAHAHA

Yung personality ni koya golden retriever energy. Yung unang lumabas sa screen andaming batang afam sa paligid nya, mga step bros and sis nya yata char.

Tuwang tuwa sya sa vc, "oh my God it's you!!!!" Tapos umiwas sya sa mga kapatid nya, lumabas ng bahay. Nakita ko nagssnow!!!! Nageenglish bhie hahahaha

Nasa ibang bansa pala ang ferson. Tas medyo mahina yung signal saken, ang naririnig ko lang sa kanya, "i'm in hawaii with the fam"

Tas ako, "did you say hawaii?" kasi di ko talaga marinig ng maayos.

Tapos ayun dun na nagsimula. HAHAHHAHAHAHA

VC araw araw haha. kakanuod ko to ng the loud house, katawagan lagi nung isang ate yung jowa nya. Tapos nagbabatuhan din kami ng corny jokes,(reference in real life is another ate na naman dun sa loud house.)

Tas tinatawag nya na kong baby HAHHAHAHAHAA harot yarn. Sabi ko naman, "yes?" HAHAHAHAHA GIGIL

Sabi nya, what if I come to the Philippines?

Tapos dahil panaginip, in a snap andito na sya HAHAHHAA alam mo ginawa namin, nagturuan kami pano magdevo.

Ako din yung nahirapan need ko mag english.

Tinuturuan ko sya ng napakaraming acronym, tapos nakakimutan ko din andaming bura hahaha in the end, sabi ko "let's stick with SOAP"

Edi sinulat ko na ano meaning ng soap. Nagets nya naman agad, tas sabi ko "I'm so proud of you" kiniss ko sya sa cheeks. Gulat na gulat sya HAHAHHAHAHA

Tapos nag walk out sya na gulat na gulat pa din. Tapos sa ig, andaming nagcocongrats saken HAHAHAHHAAHA so i think official na nga hahahaha

Yun lang sadt walang continuation chariz

Naloka ako chieeee parang totoo. Kung hindi afam, half afam na lang hahahahahha