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What games do you think the Basterds and/or Landa, Dieter, & Freddy Z got more than 100+ hours on? 🤔 #RealGamerz

i don't know if people will let me cook again after i post this but oh boy here we go🔥

(brought to your attention that this is a silly post!!!)

•To be accurate and loyal to my silly posts, I'd start with Landa spending too many hours on Animal Crossing more than one normal human being should. He wouldn't just care if he got called out for it or not too. When he's away from his PC he'd go for his phone to play HayDay. (83 lvl Facebook logged account) (old man activities or whatever you call it)

•For Hellstrom, I've thought of him being a Counter Strike dude. Not CS2, but CS:GO. He'd probably quit after the game died in activity, with Indian guys filling up majority of the servers. He a %100 tried playing CS2 but was dissatisfied entirely. He's definitely played Halo as well as other games, liked it but didn't think much of it.

•As for Zoller, he would sometimes play mobile games and roblox but never admit that he did. He'd find himself playing Age of History (II) often. (Nobody would want to play anything with him, even if he's good company most of the time.)

P.S(1)hc: An absolute pro in PvZ and Larva Heroes (the goofy game where you fight bugs and stuff).

•For the Basterds, they would have a 12 user discord server where they'd discover the wildest and oddest of games then test them themselves, but mostly prefer ones that are multiplayer.

P.S(2)hc: throwing slurs at Neo-Nazis they find in G-Mod. (a part of the mmongus grind)

P.S(3)hc: always on the ammmongus grind

P.S(4)hc: years wasted on the ammmongus grind

•Hicox, Wicki and Stiglitz defo would have their own discord server just like the others. They'd spend some time on CoD but most of their time on TF2. All three of them main the spy class.

P.S(5): the three get involved in the ammmmongus grind at one point as well

I didn't get into detail of each character because i will surely be making posts about this in the near future, hopefully.

hope i could entertain🤍

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The gaming question reminded me I meant to tell you, because I feel like you'd maybe appreciate it.

Partner set me up with a modded version of Fallout: New Vegas where the courier has been replaced with a custom character version of Frederick for funsies. He's of course got maxed tf out Gun perks and Sharpshooting but, when starting the new game we purposely gave him high charisma, high agility, and decent luck but mid intelligence and poor perception 💀

He also does have the Lady Killer perk now too of course

How would you do Fredboi SPECIALS build w/ perks? 😅

You see, i actually agree with you in most parts of the decisions about the specials. 🥸

I have a complicated love/hate relationship with Frederius Zollerus, so let's get started.

Strength: 5

•As much as we see him -in the fanon eye- as a tiny, harmless cute boy, Quarterback Tarantula didn't write him like we think. He killed 250 allied soldiers in a bell tower, in 3 days, with 1 one extra, the day he repelled the enemy from land. I'm aware that this would probably be a better example for agility, but i couldn't find anything better strength related. I'm not sure if he'd be able to be that great in melee combat though, I'm currently doubting this stat. There is nothing left for imagination, except the time he squeezed Shoshanna's arm and made her uncomfortable. Maybe he's got a heavy hand? So I'm just commenting on the effect he left on the viewer at that moment. Because if i were to comment on that mental strength of his, we'd be down by 1 on this stat.

Perception: 1

•I guess the 'P' isn't for our Prince Charming, because this guy has no sense of perception. His mind seems to be acting elsewhere instead of his judgement. Shouldn't have locked himself in with 'Emmanuelle'. Big skill issue. Idiot.

Endurance: 6

•I don't know if he wore some kind of armor under that uniform or if it was the adrenaline that betrayal brought within, but personally, i wouldn't have survived those gunshots in the projector room. Bro got shot in the back three times and still managed to get revenge? And about the time he got smacked by Joseph G's napkin? It's either this guy has great endurance or an amazing amount of luck. Oh well, maybe both.

Charisma: 9

•Getting recognised, signing autographs, the nerve in his replies... And i think the uniform adds a +3 for it. You know, he knows, we all know.

Fun Fact: The dress uniform Zoller wore in the movie night is meant to portray him as a prince, but one with a rather tragic ending.

Intelligence: 2

•Vegetable. Got himself killed because he ignored his impulses. Idiot.

Agility: 9

•It was either he acted that quick and agile just for the sake of cameras' shooting time in Stolz der Nation or was actually like that in Sicily too. Either way, i think he deserves this. 250 Allied soldiers in 3 days.

Luck: 8

•Well, that balances out, doesn't it? Lucky boy, interrupts his superiors yet doesn't get chewed out for it.

For perks, i love how you brought up lady killer because it is definitely fitting for him 💀 but for me, i think I'd go with terrifying presence, that would be pretty funny.

It's been around 3 to 4 years since I got in any kind of touch with the game. Might've missed some stuff in the paragraphs.

I did appreciate it by the way, thank you for sharing 🤍