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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live#do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it#update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING#poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny#he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip#helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real#anyagays#tma#tma podcast#the magnus pod#tma fanart#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#my art#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#tma jmart#tma season 5#tma spoilers#i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad#if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....
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sketch of the scrungle bun himself. i despise drawing long curly hair however, so i put 'im in a man bun cause 💅✨ (its so much easier for me to draw :'))
#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#the magnus protocol#tma podcast#tmagp#the magnus universe#tma fanart#tma jon#jon sims#jonathan sims#the archivist#the brainrot is real#getting serious gender envy from this man#i like drawing him with pretty ass eyes
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johns evil laugh is so funny to me because youre like oh he does that because hes a spooky scary entity
and then youre like, oh, no, hes just like that
and then youre like, oh my god, its because hes the king in yellow
and THEN youre like, oh, no, hes rejected the king in yellow because he’s found meaning in life, he really is just Like That
#kills me every time he does an evil laugh at a normal ass thing#literally the prozd bit where its guy who has a supervillian laugh but is a real nice guy#malevolent#malevolent podcast#i dont know if this makes literally any sense but it does to me so#its staying#i could streamline this but then the delivery would be so off
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update re: I Watch Marvel Content So You Don’t Have To: they did give the teenage boy a boyfriend. i mean technically he’s had one the whole time but they gave him one on screen and not just as a number on a missed call with a single line. they got to kiss and have several scenes together. i begrudgingly enter Didn’t Fumble This into the record.
#agatha show…. doesn’t suck ass#i wouldn’t call it good per se#but it’s alright. which for marvel. is progress.#3 episodes left is ofc plenty of time for things to get stupid and is in fact usually when things start getting real dumb#but it’s ok. the important thing is now that i’ve watched it i can also watch like three and a half hours of ringer podcasts about it.#mcu
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fanart for T33la’s lovely fic, Flipbook. please give it a read! it’s an achingly warm exploration of a much-needed conversation post-SAINW, and is filled to the brim with evocative prose and dialogue. ^_^
[Image ID: A two page digital comic with a painterly rendering style. The color scheme transitions from dark blues and purples at the top to a red orange color at the bottom.
Page one: The upper portion centers a far away planet earth with clouds swirling around it. The clouds expand and show sketches of different scenes from the story. The first scene in the top left is of Donny working at his cluttered desk with a thoughtful expression, chin resting on one hand and a pen in the other. He works on a small drawing attached to a pegbar. The second scene in the top right shows a paper airplane flying in front of a dark sky. The third scene shows Mikey reaching down between machinery and pipes to grab the flipbook with a curious and somewhat awed expression. The fourth scene shows Donny and Mikey lying on the floor and hugging tightly, both looking like they're crying. The fifth scene shows a memory from the future. Mikey stands with his shell to the camera, his severed arm barely visible, while Donny stands beside him, looking back with a mournful expression. Their figures are silhouetted against an electric sky. Below all of these scenes, earth moves incrementally closer until it fills the bottom of the page. A balloon flies above it, the string twisting along with the clouds.
Page two: The bright clouds from the previous page extend into this one, crawling down the sides. The top half shows the inside of a helicopter cockpit. Donny and Mikey are huddled together, their masks pulled down around their necks. Donny leans his head against Mikey's shoulder as Mikey thumbs through the flip book, both of them watching it quietly. Below this scene, a humanoid robot in a sketchy pen style stands from a bird's eye view. It looks like the robot has been cut out from a piece of paper and pasted into the scene. It reaches out to hold the balloon string. It's surrounded by patches of grass, sunflowers, and a few large trees that frame the edges of the page. The warm color palette relays a sense of peace. End ID.]
#the real reason this comic is so detailed is because i listen to my D&D podcast while i draw#and it got to a super intense arc so i was just feverishly drawing all weekend B)#tmnt 03#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003#hamato donatello#hamato michelangelo#illustration#fanart of fanfiction#teenage mutant ninja turtles#pitdwellers#sorry about the length of the post but i don't want to put the id under a cut#and tumblr's image alt function is ass#described#frogs.art#my best art
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Quietly been working on a Jon/Gerry fic that probably only I want, but it won’t leave me, so here we are
#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#tma shipping#they’re more friends with benefits#its slow going#real life is kicking my ass
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Honest question, why do yall care? I mean, if it’s real, good for them but like, this feels so gross. I’ve seen how fans treat them like characters, they deserve all the privacy they can get, relationship or not
#also looking back there’s a lot of signs that it is fake#I’ll list them if anyone cares:#first the shipping has been weird specially from the perspective of assuming Shayne’s sexuality#he’s been saying he’s straight since forever and court is enby#so doing so you’re actively trying to out him#Courtney would never wear a dress like that#also court would do something with their hair#those photos look like all the photos Brennan takes#the engagement one was probably shot in the same day with a shitty phone to fool yall#there are literally no pictures of them inside a venue or with anyone else#the only people sharing stuff are smosh people#those pics have already been edited and to edit wedding photos it takes a long ass time#it wouldn’t be possible to have them ready by Monday if they married on Friday#they’ve wanted to have the podcast to reach a certain amount of views in 24h#and what better way to do so then to lean into the parasocial babies who can’t diferentiate real and fiction?#anyway#I feel bad for them#if I’m taking out of my ass here and the marriage is true#they deserved privacy#they deserved to not have every interaction they had not be analyzed#no one should have to hide a relationship in fear of public response#lety rambles#shourtney#shartney#shortney#Smosh#Courtney miller#shayne topp
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sometimes you have to full-on sob and weep over the (kinda) gay dad dice podcast.
and it'll be alright
#dndads ep 61#i am full of snot and tears and love for ron stampler#on a maybe lighter note not my ass seeing ron episode 1 and immediately going 'ah yep that's me'#BEFORE I FUCKING KNEW ANYTHINGGGGGG#dndads#dear lord#you ever look back at something and go 'ohhhh this fictional podcast is barely an exaggeration of the real things i went through. ha. ow'
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thinking of John's appearance changing in different seasons based on how he perceives himself/discovers himself
#like he's more beastly in season one and all spiky and smooths out a bit later#he's expanded himself in ways that fit who he is and it includes his faults#like he has a sort of cracked phantom of the opera ass porcelain mask real fancy like season one#the cracks filling with gold like kintsugi in season 2/3#and like eventually the mask coming off entirely later but there's marks that look like gold along his face#because it's still a part of his journey and past#i love him alright he's my favorite ever#podcast fiction#audio drama#malevolent#kit talks#malevolent podcast#john doe
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My The Honjin Murders review
I was enjoying it…until…I wasn’t 💀
#so interesting and then becomes so stupid and unearned!#useful i guess in terms of understanding closed room tricks#more than anything it just reminded me…of everything i fucking hate about detective novels and why I don’t read them…#maybe im just not the audience for these novels but like the emotional truth was so fucjking stupid and unearned! in my opinion!#all tricks..no heart…without a doubt…one to SKIP#in terms of potential dna that went into umi…the names of Kenzo and Ginzo stood out but maybe theres only a similarity to a non jp reader#in addition to the idea of an unusual number of fingers being a major identifying feature#but idk idk….much less than what I initially thought there would be. maybe even none#its very…tell instead of show with the emotions and it disappointed me so much#like idk its not that i dont like mystery in general or even detective stories. I love columbo! but like. it just. sigh.#not the dazzling emotional classic of famliy drama i was imagining#and i found the trick so stupid smhhhhh#removing it from my post about the podcast episode lol bc like this sucked bro i dont want anyone else to go in thinking itll slay#man the ending/solution reallly ruined my night smh. let me go eat and recuperate this letdown#it literally felt like when erika pulls all that shit out her ass at the end of ep5 to frame natsuhi. but like. thats the real ending…#umineko spoilers#for my tags
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the urge to kms is so real but I don't have the guts and then who'll read all those books that I bought and the ones i still have to buy? who'll listen to all those goofy ass songs and the comforting ones too, who'll love music like i do? who'll listen to all those podcasts?? and what about the good food ???? who'll make art or appreciate nature or read poetry or be happy about all the little things???? and WHAT ABOUT COFFEE??? I can't betray all these things....and so I continue to live :3
and so should y'all :D
#it's always about the little things#real#coffeeee#iced coffee#good music#goofy ass tbh-#but still good right^^#podcasts#emma chamberlain#diary of a romantica podcast#book podcasts#welcome to the dark academicals podcast#growing with the flow podcast#the bookworm podcast🍎#cozy club podcast#books and reading#books#good food#art#creating art#appreciating nature#nature#life goes on#<3
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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finding a blog that posts cool art music and fashion: 😁
all the other posts are reminiscent of 2014 "pale blogs", full of "ballet aesthetic" adjacent images, very pale thin women's bodies / exploitative model photography, childish anime girls in sexy poses with meme text over them, and text posts from op talking about dieting and skincare: 🙁
#this might sound extremely specific but i s2g i always see this shit on the blogs that show up on the 'in your orbit' thing#and that's kind of insane considering how much of that shit i have blocklisted and how meticulously i try to filter through before followin#and it's esp disappointing when i see this kind of blog is where a cool mutual of mine is reblogging from#i hate being so closely adjacent to this stuff like COME ONNNN i am trying to live in a bubble over here man this is why i'm not on tiktok#and yet i still can't escape the red scare podcast ass aesthetic contamination leaking onto my dash#like this is why i'm just gonna have to stay on my nerdblogging shit forever because it's the only way i can use social media without#having to be subjected to like weird covert proana posting and unendinggggggg obsessive conversation about 'beauty'#i used to be one of those annoying ass fandomblogger turned normie talking about skincare all day and it was the lamest thing i ever did#get real and start blogging about yaoi before i kill you <- joke#ok i'm getting mad on the internet this is bleak i need to go take a walk and look at the stars and the moon and then delete this xo#hashtag spread love hashtag love wins
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not me spending half my therapy session talking about tma
#oli talks#the magnus archives#i mean obviously i was using it to talk about my real life feelings#not just to tell my therapist what a sick ass podcast it is lol
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headcanon time, and this might just be me smashing 2 current interests together: Dean is a total music history nerd right? like if he actually had a home he would be one of those guys with 9000 records who can pull out any one and tell you everything about it on the spot. he just only keeps like 10 tapes in the impala bc he has a very particular vision he wants to project to the world.
in general i think Dean is kind of the Marcus Parks of that world, like, bottomless knowledge of the occult, true crime, and music. just instead of going to college and becoming a college radio DJ and joining a band, he got dragged around the country and forced to hunt monsters.
#this is definitely me being parasocial and i apologize#I'm just lowkey obsessed with the idea from The Costuming Department being A Little Too Obvious#that Dean keeps a whole lot of himself internal and projects a very specific masc image out into the world#as a defense mechanism bc he's had a real shitty traumatic life no matter how abusive or not you think john was#when you're hunting all sorts of demons and nonsense maybe you just kate your heart off your sleeve bc it hurts to have it used against you#also i HC that if dean listened to podcasts he would absolutely listen to No Dogs but for the most part he'd hate last podcast#bc it's too close to real life and also henry would drive him insane#he did listen to the crowley series and laughed his ass off and constantly bullies crowley about his last life as a victorian wannabe wizar#i need a tag for this#block 'steph screams about dean' if you don't wanna see this lmao#steph screams about dean
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I’m done being an adult today. I just want to go home and play the new Zelda and relisten to old episodes of my favorite pods.
#podcast#Zelda#I’m done#I was done this morning but now I’m real down#like my fuck capitalism meter is always high but at the end of a boring ass day of work it’s at its height
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