#Razzle Bitty

[dawnsbitties]

hi! may i have a Honey Wyvern, Blue Amphipetere, Razzle, Trot, melody, and a Flare?

- Dawn looks up from some papers she’s reading over alongside Lyel, her face brightening as she sees you. “Well hello there! Always glad to see a friendly face around here!” She tells you, putting away the papers for now as Lyel runs off to do chores. As you tell her why you’re here, she smiles even brighter. “Looking for more family members? That’s just fantastic! I’m sure we can find some that’ll fit in with the rest of them!”

- She leads you to a side room first, where upon entering your eyes are immediately drawn to the huge fake tree in the middle, several different Melody bitties are hopping around, singing and playing, and looking closer you realise there’s even a few Blue Amphipetere bitties who are playing along with the Melody ones! Dawn tells you to try and sing or whistle if you can, or to play some music to them. Doing the one you think would be the best, you spot that all the harpies have stopped to listen in, a few of them bobbing along to the tune, but one of them flies down to be closer!

- After a bit longer listening in, she joins in on the music, clearly loving it! And then you both are surprised when a Blue Amphipetere joins in with you, seemingly not wanting to be left out! But then a noise cuts off the lovely tunes as the dragon bitty turns around to start scolding whoever did a horrible job joining in - it’s a Honey Wyvern! And by the looks of it, the brother half to the first dragon! Once their squabbling has settled down, you ask them if they would love to join you and your family, getting three eager nods of agreement! Success!

- Dawn then leads you outside, showing you a bunch of Trot bitties running in a race with some Flares overlooking it all or sunbathing! The Melody sings out, getting the attention of one of the Trotters, who immediately runs over to happily greet you! You chat a bit with the Trot, and also the Flare when he comes over to join in with your conversation and you happily chat away. After a bit, you tell that you’re going to be adopting the Melody bitty but would also love a Trot and Flare bitty. The Trotter seems more than happy, but the Flare says he’ll only join.. If you can find the Razzle he hatched alongside!

- Accepting the challenge, you move over to the ambush bushes, hearing giggles, rattles and leaves rustling about, but see no sign of any scales or tails. Letting out a thoughtful hum, you turn your back to where one of the bushes is giggling more, waiting a bit… And then turning around, watching the startled face of the Razzle who’d been trying to sneak up on you! She’s been caught! She pouts in annoyance, but after a bit admits defeat, saying that now you have to adopt her! Luckily, the Flare comes over and happily says you won his challenge, meaning this was the right Razzle! You’ve found all your bitties!

- Going back into the centre, it’s no issue filling out all the paperwork for the new family members, Dawn happily looking over it all before giving it the all clear! You’re surprised when Rio the Floof shows up, holding out a care pamphlet that is meant for you to know how to care for the Melody bitty the best. “You have a Trot, who will help you out, but I am very protective of any feathers who leave the centre. I am the main Melody bitty rehabilitator after all!” He tell you. Nodding in understanding, you promise to take good care of her, and with a nod from him you finally have the all-clear to head out and home with all your new bitties, all of them chatting away about their new homes… Well, all except the Honey Wyvern who is fast asleep.

[insomniasdelusion]

Request rules!

-Fandoms

•Rotmnt

•tmnt 2012

•bitty TMNT Au

•Pressure

•Dandy’s world

•undertale AUS

•Murder drones

Feel free to request other things as well from video game and anime’s!! If I don’t know it I won’t do it.

-WILL DO

•Fluff

•Angst

•sibling reader x canon (platonic)

•parent reader x canon (platonic)

•parent canon x reader (platonic)

•headcanons

I’m fine with a lot!

-WONT DO

•tcest

•minor x adult

•sibling x sibling

•smut

•fetish’s

Any other weird shit or things I deem uncomfortable with I will not do. If I’m just not sure what the requester is asking me?

Requests may take time!! Do feel free to send as many as you please just don’t spam like 5 a day please-

[bittyfromquotev]

SO I HAVE AN IDEA FOR DANDY’S WORLD

It’s not really an AU I don’t think but more of a concept. It’s based off the first half of this song:

And I have characters planned for everything EXCEPT one:

“Master Of All”: Dandy (prolly twisted but idk)

“Two Headed (freak) of Nature”: Razzle Dazzle

“Siren”: Twisted Glisten

“Blue Beast”: ???

the “narrator”/lost child ig: Toodles

If anyone has any ideas please send me an ask! :)

[gale-dragon-writer]

Guardian Zestial Pt 1

Something that has somewhat been living rent-free in my brain for a while.

}I{

When Charlie was an itty-bitty little babe, Lucifer started worrying about his precious little girl getting in trouble. Since Razzle and Dazzle aren't in existence yet (idk how old these two are or when Charlie got them as her servants/bodyguards), the King of Hell started looking for a suitable bodyguard that could double as a caretaker. The tricky bit was looking for someone who wouldn't try to use Charlie as leverage because this was Hell.

Therefore, Lucifer made a very detailed list of criteria that he wanted for this Protector for his precious little girl. Someone strong enough to protect Charlie from any type of threat within Hell, wouldn't use Charlie as leverage to get to Lucifer, wouldn't harm Charlie in "Any" way, could care for a child, smart enough to be a tutor if needed, and most importantly, someone Lucifer could genuinely trust.

Simple list, but given that this was Hell, that was a tall order. So Lucifer created little "Speye Ducks" to search the entire Pride Ring for his precious daughter's perfect protector.

Thankfully, none of the denizens of the Pride Ring noticed the Speye Ducks; if they did, they either didn't care about them or thought they weren't worth their time.

It takes a year or two for Lucifer to find some potential guardians for his precious little daughter. A handful of Sinners and a few members of the Goieta. The biggest issue was whether or not he could trust any of these potential guardians. Therefore, Lucifer created a plan to test these potential guardians. An easy test of trust on paper, but easy to fail.

Lucifer summons these people (separately) and gives them a sealed envelope, telling them that he needs them to deliver this secret letter to a potential grand commander for the army he's planning on making. Lucifer makes it a point to tell them he trusts them with this valuable information and not look at it. He sends them off after he tells them where this "commander" is. Once he gives all the potential Guardians the test, he teleports himself to said location and waits.

All but one failed the test. Zestial.

He is the only one to take a moment to weigh his options regarding this 'information', considering the pros and cons of looking at the 'information' and following Lucifer's orders. Seeing that it would be more beneficial to have the Ruler of Hell's trust in his corner over a glimpse at something that would possibly become public once the 'army' was established, Zestial proceeded to deliver the envelope to its destination without opening it.

Zestial is understandably surprised and confused when he arrives at the location and finds Lucifer there.

Lucifer congratulates the Overlord on passing his little trust test and then proceeds to tell Zesital why he did this and why. Ofc, Zesital is confused by all this.

Lucifer goes into more detail on his desire to have a perfect guardian for his precious daughter and why. He explains how Zestial fits the criteria he's looking for and wants him to be that guardian, and ofc Lucifer isn't asking Zestial to do this for free.

So they talk for a while to iron out this little Deal. For the care and protection of Charlette "Charlie" Morningstar (plus the possibility of being a teacher to her), Zestial will earn Lucifer's backing as an Overlord, given protected areas during the Extermination in his territories for the souls that he owns (not the entire territory because that will be too obvious to others in Hell and the Exorcists, but scattered across it in easy to access areas), and the access to the Morningstar Mansion to him and anyone he holds close to his heart. Ofc, Lusicer makes sure to put in the contract that Zestial couldn't use any personal information he gains while at the Morningstar Mansion or while caring for Charlie. Both beings keep their souls.

After solidifying the contract for the Deal, both Lucifer and Zestial agree to it and seal it.

It doesn't take too long before Zestial becomes attached to the cheery little toddler while in his care. While bitty Charlie didn't enjoy the screams of the denizens of Hell, she seemed to enjoy the teas that Zestial brought. The little tot was more interested in the sweeter teas than the bitter ones.

It doesn't take long before Zestial brings little Charlie (maybe when she's 6-7ish) over to the Carmine Family for a get-together. Odette and Clara were overjoyed by the fact that they could be big sister figures to Little Charlie. Carmilla is understandably confused by this, at least until Zestial confides to her about his little charge while the children are playing. Ofc, Carmilla gives him a 'what are you thinking?' talk. Zestial understands his friend's concerns and explains why he accepted the Deal, adding that he asked for Lucifer to also place a Safe Zone in the Carmine Residence and that little Charlie might as well be his little goddaughter. Carmilla couldn't help but agree that the youngest of the Morningstars was easy to love and was willing to look after the youngling in case Zestial was busy, somewhat adding that her daughters would be willing to look after her too. (Family Bonding!!)

Over the years, Zestial learned more about the Morningstars as well as somewhat became part of the family.

But the more subtle yet information Zestial gained came specifically during and after the Extermination. He saw how much the Morningstars loathed that day. Charlie was more obvious about that since she was still pretty young and didn't understand what was going on. Lilith seemed to get irritable. And Lucifer was... Complicated... He seemed to have this strange combination of anger and sadness when this day came around... Zestial watched these moments from the shadows for years, unsure how to broach the subject.

Until one year when the Exorcist decided to have the Extermination a week early when Zestial was out and about with the Carmine Family and little Charlie for an afternoon stroll in a bizarre to get some supplies for said event. The attack was sudden and there was no real time to take cover for anyone. However, Zestial was quick to act and used his powers to grab the Carmines and little Charlie and then teleport them all into the Morningstar Mansion with only seconds to spar.

Ofc, Lucifer is confused by their sudden presence and asks what was going on. When he's told about the early Extermination, Lucifer goes through several different emotions in a matter of seconds. Sock, disbelief, worry, relief, anger, and resentment in that order. Little Charlie rushed into her father's arms in tears, still terrified over the whole ordeal.

That was when Odette and Clara shouted at Lucifer, asking him why the hell he allowed the Exorcist to do the Extermination every year before Zestial and Carmilla could stop them.

Lucifer quickly snaps back in anger, "You really think I want this shit to happen!?" The ruler of hell then says in anger, "But does Heaven listen when I suggest any alternative solutions?! NO!! They don't give a crap!!" Lucifer hugs his confused daughter closer when he says softly, "All I was able to do was make sure they leave the Hellborns alone..."

The Carmine Family and Zestial... Did not know how to respond to this... Reveal... But due to Lucifer and Zestial's deal, this information stays between them. Never to be told to anyone outside the Morningstar home...

A few years go by, little Charlie starts spending a little more time outside the Morningstar mansion. But most of that time was either with Zestial or the Carmine Family, learning a lot of useful skills. Charlie learned about conjuring magic from Zesital while she learned combat and weaponry from the Carmines. It didn't take too long before she could handle any type of threat on her own, mostly. Charlie was still an oddly kind-hearted soul for a hellborn and princess of hell. Zestial usually takes care of the would-be assassins behind Charlie's back by using fear tactics.

To be continued in pt 2.

[xxitslivxx]

Cuphead rap lyrics 😱😱😱

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead

One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep

Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead

Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt

Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset

I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?

Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead

Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless

They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet

I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it

You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket

I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman

You don't really wanna get your head busted

I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'

After doing these devilish deeds, God damn!

I'll stop this train even if it's haunted

"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk it

Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches

Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions

Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'

Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'

Unless all you wanna end up dead

You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

Any line that you happen to draw

Is a line I'll be stepping across

Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws

Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls

My demons need some exorcise

A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized

Will we ever get to heaven when we die?

Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives

Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out

I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Micky Mouse

I'll kick his ass then I'll knock Walt Disney out

I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (no!)

My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though

I'll go all in when the rest all fold

Look's like I'm on the last straw so

Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks!

Come see what we been brewin'

Something to keep ya movin'

Must be the beat I'm boomin'

Hit me with that funky music

How do we keep on groovin'?

Once could say we been juicin'

Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'

Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

I feel like the holy grail

Just hope I don't go to Hell

If so that won't go so well

I've been bad, but no one tell

I'm much more than just cup

Raise a toast and pick me up

Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke

'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from

I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun

Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun

"You two, do my bidding" done and done

I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled

After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle

When I'm stuck up shits creek without a paddle

Just imagine, the glass is half full

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

[fantasy-fields-rescue-unit]

Dessert Rescue

Name: Dazzle

Species: Dessert (Underfell!Muffet from Fantasy Fields)

Morph: Furmuff, Vitiligo Type N, Off Color

Variant: No Variant

Age: Teenager

Size: 4’4” Feet Tall (Average Fullsize)

Personality: Protective, Greedy, Territorial

Compatibility: Dazzle and her younger sibling Razzle are a dynamic duo that try to sell their baked goods to pretty much everyone that walks into the rescue center!

Dazzle is a business woman, and she’s very good at it. Using her charm, she can often trick other bitties into paying ridiculous prices for her sweets. It’s not like she’s selling them garbage, though. She has a real skill when it comes to baking, her specialties being Alexandertortes and Berliners! It amuses her when people don’t know what those are.

She doesn’t really care what the household uses as currency. Whether it be monopoly money or buttons, she just likes to be able to collect something so she feels powerful. Dazzle really likes to be in power, and can get aggressive to anyone but her sibling if she feels helpless or endangered. She has a similar reaction to her sibling being threatened, perhaps even stronger. Her care for her sibling can’t be overstated, and she refuses to go absolutely anywhere without them.

Despite her sibling’s insecurities, she doesn’t see them as any less than her. Even if they’re not very good at lying, she cares about them so much and will never abandon them for any reason. She’ll be by their side until the day both of them die. Dazzle needs an owner who can put up with all her flaws for the good parts of her personalify!

Feeding habits: Dazzle, much like their sibling, prefers to eat things the two of them made rather than something given to them. However, she’ll happily allow you to help them when they make food!

Additional info: When not baking or scamming others, she’ll often be found crafting little spiders with whatever she can find! She’d really like to learn origami so she can make more!

Injuries: N/A

Special requirements: Dazzle is part of a bonded pair! This means she absolutely HAS to be adopted with her sibling, Razzle! We will refuse to let you adopt only one of them!

Warnings: N/A

Reasons for rescue: Dazzle and Razzle were rescued from an overly cramped home where bitties died from neglect frequently.

Once, Dazzle was bonded to a Muffin bitty in the house, selling pastries to all the bitties that were gullible enough to actually give her the large amount of small objects that she asked for. The two were inseparable, no one ever saw them apart from one another. That was, until the Muffin bitty fell down. It had gotten sick and there were barely any remedies around. There was no hope for it.

It was around that time that Razzle experienced a similar tragedy. The two, who had barely known one another before this, saw themselves in the other and grew closer as a result. Dazzle found an younger sibling in Razzle, and they haven’t been separated since!

Difficulty: Advanced

Color/Pattern: Black hair, Denim Blue skin, Eight Navy Blue eyes, Light Blue patches on skin, Black fur on ankles.

[dobodleaday]

03.26.23 An Itty Bitty Razzle-Dazzle 🪙✨

[suzie-guru]

Time for some Fosse, baby! 

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

[chimericarchitect]

> After confirming with @xxforsaken-angelxx that he has a moment (and some privacy) for a spot of complete and total nonsense, you pack up your prop and pop right on over.

> The moment for this joke may have passed a little teensie itty bitty bit, but not enough to deter you. You just want a little laugh, it's not a crime! With the standard almond-joy nature of your being on full display (and absolutely zero warning or explanation) you drop into a stance before your datesprit and razzle-dazzle your hands in the fashion of upward supplication, a bunch of bananas tumbling slow in your psi between the two of you, the object of your fizzling gooberfied worship manifest in fruity yellow cylinders. Ba. Na. Na. Ba.

> You begin to recite the chant, knowing in your pump of pumps that the silly clown before you will join in. Or at the very least laugh, or, perhaps he'll feast fancifully on the forbidden fruit-- though actually, that may be more the realm of Ringleader's behavior, all snapping jaws and pratfalls.

> You do your best to mimic the gusto of the video.

[sansy-fresh]

Freshie’s long ass fic ideas list

okay boys, here we go again since I’m up to uh.....*whispers* 56 ideas......

MAMA MIA

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Fics I’m Already Writing On

- Little Fangs: Underfell babybones, badster, dadby - Garish: Reader/Swell Bros, lots of culture shock - Harried and Torn: Fell bros end up in Undertale - Hold Myself Together: Bad Bro Red AU - A Silver Chain: Vampire Honey ends up dating a bunch of vampire hunters - Flatly Concerned: Portgual/Twist, angst and hurt/comfort - Bitter White Memory: Pre-Spicyhoney, hurt/comfort and fluff -Gran and the Big Bad Wolves: Fell brothers&Reader AU where reader is old

Fics I’ve Written On In The Past (and want to continue/rewrite)

- The Reset Conundrum: Sans and Paps both go through the Resets - The Ole Razzle Dazzle: Razz and Slim adopting Chara during the Pacifist Run - Fragmented: Sans has multiple personalities - Klepto: CopEdge and HooliganRed Fellcest AU - A Bit of Spice: a month of Spicyhoney  - Can Anybody Find Me: Sans was abused, Polybones AU - Nontypical: my boys in the Atypical Universe

Fics I’m Going To Start Soon (funded stuff, won’t be written otherwise)

- Black Lotus: Royalmoney, angst and hurt/comfort - Weeping Softly: Spicyhoney Breakup AU

and finally

Fic Ideas I Can’t Start On Yet Even Though I Desperately Want To

1.-Portugal as vampire hunter, Sunshine is the vampire he’s hunting (oneshots probably)

2.-Sans, Papyrus and Gaster are all brothers, Gaster is middle brother (from birth to barrier falling)

3.-safe house

4.-Fagan gets and takes care of Gregory

5.-sequel to Fagan and Gregory

6.-Sansy and Edgy and their anxious new owner

7.-Fell gets pregnant from a night with Stretch, decides not to tell him

8.-Segregated Bledgeup, lots of angst

9.-Trav gets some specialty bitties 

10.-Marian gets some bitties

11.-something with Papyrus/Reader (Pap, 12. Fell, 13. Stretch, 14. Slim)

15.-Caramel gets preg

16.-all the skeles in a fic

17.-HT bros/Reader

18.-reverse harem with mytho reader

19.-reverse harem in general

20.-reverse harem with reader and oc boys

21.-UT bros/Reader

22.-US bros/Reader

23.-sans/dante fic

24.-fell and red showing up in undertale

25.-sans/butch slowburn

26.-King Edge, Spicyhoney/Honeymustard/Fellcest with Honey

27.-Swellcest+Talecest

28.-Flowey and Papyrus fic, ambassador Papyrus

29.-Rottenjoke, with 30. Classicparfait sequel

31.-Salphyne series, slowburn while they figure out their dorkishness

32.-Teacher Fell and teacher Sans, with Kedgeup

33.-Coterieverse skeletons, reverse harem with reader

34.-Fellcest, King Edge

35.-Ambassador Papyrus, Polyruses (the moronpoly)

36.-chara/frisk (possibly asriel)

37.-edgeberry/honeymustard

38.-Ambassador Edge struggling and Honey and Blue show up, Spicyhoney and Cherryberry

39.-Sansgore, sweet and fluffy, maybe a different au?? Mmmmm flowershop

40.-Cash hoarding the other papyruses

41.-Fell and Red going through counseling, possibly fellcest

42.-Mapleketchup hitman/philanthropist AU

43.-Star Wars Jedi/Sith Spicyhoney AU

44.-Village Spicyhoney AU

45.-Monk Edge/Fox Spirit Honey AU

46.-Dignitary/Slave Spicyhoney AU

47.-Fell Mettasans, Rich Brat/Hardworking Poor Guy, kid Fell and kid Stretch

48.-Churchtale, Kedgeup

49.-Spicyhoney breakup AU

50.-Spicyhoney angel/demon roommates AU

51.-Edgepuff, Pap helping Edge with his trauma

52.-Grillcest, Tale/Fell/Swap/Swell, figure out Grillbys

53.- Edge gets Hurt AU, Spicyhoney

54.- Lonely Edge AU, no one likes Edge

55.- Blind Slave Honey AU (tribal Edge)

56.- Librarian Edge/Ruffian Stretch AU

[thenewnio]

My version of JT’s Cuphead Rap

La la, la la, la la, la la,

La la, la la, la la la

(Yo, cut that out

Let me spit something real)

(scat)

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead

One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep

Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead

Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt

Yes, I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset

I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?

Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead

Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless

They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet

I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it

You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket

I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman

You don't really wanna get your head busted

I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'

After doing these devilish deeds, hot dang!

I'll stop this train even if it's haunted

"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk it

Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches

Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions (Wah!)

Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'

Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'

Unless all you wanna end up dead

You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said (Nyeh!)

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took that devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

Any line that you happen to draw

Is a line I'll be stepping across

Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws

Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls

My demons need some exorcise

A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized

Will we ever get to heaven when we die?

Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives

Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out

I'd like to pick a fight with that darn Mickey Mouse

I'll kick his butt then I'll knock Walt Disney out

I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (Oh, no!)

My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though

I'll go all in when the rest all fold

Look's like I'm on the last straw so

Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks!

Come see what we’ve been brewin'

Something to keep ya movin'

Must be the beat I'm boomin'

Hit me with that funky music

How do we keep on groovin'?

Once could say we’ve been juicin'

Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'

Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took that devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

I feel like the holy grail

Just hope I don't go to Hell

If so that won't go so swell

I've been bad, but no one tell

I'm much more than just a cup

Raise a toast and pick me up

Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke

...

'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from

I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun

Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun

When he says "do my bidding", done and done

I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled

After I whoop and wallop your butt in battle

When I'm stuck up the creek without a paddle

Just imagine, the glass is half full

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took that devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill (One more time!)

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took that devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

La la, la la, la la, la la,

La la, la la, la la la

[havocstarx]

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead

One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep

Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead

Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt

Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset

I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?

Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead

Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless

They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet

I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it

You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket

I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman

You don't really wanna get your head busted

I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'

After doing these devilish deeds, God damn!

I'll stop this train even if it's haunted

"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk it

Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches

Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions

Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'

Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'

Unless all you wanna end up dead

You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

Any line that you happen to draw

Is a line I'll be stepping across

Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws

Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls

My demons need some exorcise

A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized

Will we ever get to heaven when we die?

Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives

Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out

I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Micky Mouse

I'll kick his ass then I'll knock Walt Disney out

I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (no!)

My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though

I'll go all in when the rest all fold

Look's like I'm on the last straw so

Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks!

Come see what we been brewin'

Something to keep ya movin'

Must be the beat I'm boomin'

Hit me with that funky music

How do we keep on groovin'?

Once could say we been juicin'

Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'

Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

I feel like the holy grail

Just hope I don't go to Hell

If so that won't go so well

I've been bad, but no one tell

I'm much more than just cup

Raise a toast and pick me up

Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke

'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from

I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun

Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun

"You two, do my bidding" done and done

I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled

After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle

When I'm stuck up shits creek without a paddle

Just imagine, the glass is half full

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled

My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?

I took the devilish gamble

Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle

And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

im a cup and a man, and ive made a deal with the devil, ill escape if i can with my own immortal soul. Im a cup and a man, and ill try my best to fight and see the good thats still inside of me, contractually!!!

none of this enough enough with this i absolutely cant do this please today

[sorasan000]

fallenwithstyle replied to your post: So Suwon and Gobi parallels. Talk to me.

big picture people with an “end justifies the means” approach to bringing stability to their kingdoms?

but alternatively, a coup planner who’s going to find his intended puppet king harder to control than anticipated? it’s Keishuk

Bitty late teens Tao and Suwon team up to give Gobi and Keishuk the run-around razzle dazzle like “YOU THOUGHT--”

[talhaghafoor2019-blog]

The top 100 tracks of 2018 | Music | The Guardian

Kicking off our roundups of the best music of 2018, polled from votes by more than 50 Guardian music writers, we count down our favourite tracks of the year – topped by a man who managed to unpick US racial politics, launch a thousand thinkpieces and reach No 1 in the US charts, all with a single track. Read about the top 20 below, and hear the whole top 100 in playlists on Spotify and Apple Music. We’ll be counting down the albums of the year throughout the rest of the month, with No 1 announced on 21 December.

There are only two bands in this top 20, showing how the cultural dial (at least among Guardian critics) has continued to drift away from indie and rock. But this Melbourne quintet show that jangling guitars will never, ever stop being a joy, no matter how much tastes change. Mainland has a scrappy garage chug, tempered with the sweet breeziness of chillwave indie like Real Estate, and vocal harmonies that cock an ear to Teenage Fanclub – plus bags and bags of melody.

One of Drake’s three transatlantic No 1s in 2018, In My Feelings was given an extra fillip by the viral dance craze created by Insta-comedian Shiggy, but its success was sealed by the sheer harmony of the track itself. Drake balances a beautifully simple, keening top line with the chaotic big dick energy of late rapper Magnolia Shorty, whose sampled exhortations to “clap that ass” were duly followed on dancefloors across the globe.

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There’s no greater crime in Kacey Musgraves’ world than a big head. She got cosmic on her fourth album, Golden Hour, yet her effortlessly pop songwriting remained grounded. The villain in High Horse is a buzz-killer who thinks they’re cooler than everybody else – too cool to get down with her sumptuous string flourishes, the kind of Bee Gees razzle-dazzle that begs for a synchronised dance routine and a chorus that, astonishingly, lands the phrase “giddy up” with aplomb. More fool them.

17. Rosalía – Malamente

Malamente is about defying a bad omen, but even if you can’t understand a word of Spanish star Rosalía’s lyrics – thrillingly rapped, trilled and whispered – the song’s dangerous air of seduction makes her proposition perfectly clear. She brought electronic minimalism to flamenco and coupled it with a ravishing aesthetic more complete than that of many cinematic auteurs: a star was born.

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The sort of filter-house edit that rolls into clubland with pleasing regularity, the German producer delivers a masterpiece of condensed emotion by mashing up a two-bar loop of Melba Moore’s Pick Me Up I’ll Dance with vocal samples from Gladys Knight’s Neither One of Us. The sound of an Ibizan sunset.

15. Lizzo – Boys

Yes, Boys’ sassy chimes and vintage funk licks bring to mind Blurred Lines and Uptown Funk. But this screamingly delightful ode to Lizzo’s voracious sexual appetite (encompassing “big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner-city boys” and more besides) is no mannered pastiche, and rights the coercive wrongs of Robin Thicke and Pharrell’s infamous single by insisting on pleasure for all involved.

Quite early in My My My!, Troye Sivan appears to give up on writing proper lyrics and decides to succumb to sensation: “Oh, my, my, my!” he exclaims, over and over and over again. This is exactly as a song about sex in a new relationship should be: as his coy, sultry verses give way to irrepressible pop euphoria in the chorus, he preserves the awe in ecstasy.

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Could he become the new Giggs? The east London rapper certainly shares his deep-throated authority on this breakthrough track that threw down a marker like a banger on a pavement. This is UK drill at its most glamorous, high-definition and addictive, Unknown T conveying the claustrophobia of crime-ridden streets even as he delivers withering disparagement of his foes; the sheer resonance of his voice makes the chorus incredibly catchy, linked by a bridge of pure bashment power. It quite simply slaps, and is a reminder that MC culture in the UK remains thrillingly vital and innovative.

Héloïse Letissier has made a career of living out her multifaceted desires, but Doesn’t Matter confronts the consequences of self-denial: denying treacherous thoughts while lying opposite a lover, denying eating disorders, denying the sense that you want more than you’re supposed to. Deny yourself long enough, and existence and escape become inconsequential. It is a desperately sad song: bass lurching like an oil spill that tapers to a calligraphic point, a stark Hey Mickey drumbeat that’s almost mockingly peppy. A shimmer of light finally offers a reprieve, tempering Letissier’s desolation with hope.

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An utterly exquisite nu-disco pearl, as suitable for dancing around a penthouse in a cocktail dress as a dive bar in a sweaty T-shirt. Muffled deep house organ chords are topped by chiming bells, with a little ribbon of acid wriggling between them; Gou’s own Korean vocals are a beautiful combination of naivety, boredom and earnestness.

The millennial We Didn’t Start the Fire or Sign O’ the Times, Love It if We Made It is an assault for our intolerable times, delivered by Matty Healy with a numbed intensity that mimics today’s information barrage. But two beautiful, intangible ideas defeat all the concrete headlines he cites about Trump, Kanye and weaponised mistrust: faith and empathy. “I’d love it if we made it,” Healy sings, in one of the year’s simplest yet most affecting lyrics.

Hip-hop’s relationship to material wealth can be so jaded that relentless invocations of “ice” and brands become just another production texture. There’s sometimes beauty in this, but beauty too in a newcomer appraising their potential spoils like Violet Beauregarde walking into the chocolate factory. The best line in this year’s song of the summer is: “I like those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks,” conveying Cardi’s novel purchasing power and sending up some frankly silly shoes in the process. It’s a perfect come-up track: its salsa, trap and boogaloo sound paying tribute to Cardi’s roots while she tries on her new life for size and relishes the fit.

8. Robyn – Missing U

You feel for Robyn: what has she lived through to so adeptly transmute pain into song this consistently and effectively? The true successor to her defining hit Dancing on My Own, Missing U encapsulates the horror of a breakup: not the immediate ugly-crying aftermath, but the horrible period where the other person remains a part of you, like a phantom limb you can’t hold. By making it danceable, meanwhile, she hands you a tequila shot, pointing a route out of pain through hedonism.

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In which the Norwich duo crush assumptions about young women as “objects of disdain” and “drama queens” to be patronised with this total beast of a song (and with it, preconceptions about their more whimsical, earlier incarnation). Peppered with “glitter-eaters”, “ponies in the sky” and flashy industrial clatter courtesy of producers Sophie and Faris Badwan, it plays out like a video game set in a neon dystopia. Crushing the patriarchy: 100 points.

After the 18 months she’s had – the Manchester bombing, the death of a beloved ex and the end of a brief, high-profile engagement – nobody would have blamed Ariana Grande for disappearing somewhere hot and secluded. Instead, she once again seized tragedy by the collar and made something beautiful. Thank U, Next’s sing-song delivery and featherweight R&B production shared DNA with many a pop kiss-off, but disguised heavyweight sentiment: benevolence to her exes, but more importantly, herself.

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Full of the whipcrack claps, voluptuous bass and Muzak tinkle of 80s boogie, this was saved from being a nostalgia exercise by the sheer sexual charisma of Héloïse Letissier. Her delivery in the verses is provocative, prodding you in the ribs; on the chorus, she seems to shrug and let you come to her. These are all means of seduction, one way or another, as she tries on the macho energy of a cocksure guy – and wears it well.

4. Robyn – Honey

The jury was out on the Guardian music desk as to whether this song was about emotional nourishment or cunnilingus. Well, perhaps it can be both: how sex can be spiritually restorative, or self-care its own kind of eroticism. Sensuality is certainly invoked by the production, which is techno at its most ambient and pulsating: the bass a warm throb, the kick drum like a velvet-gloved finger tapping a glass table.

The witty genius of this song, Grande’s first release following the horror of the Manchester arena attack, is that it enacts its tale of moving on through the music itself. It begins as a quailing power ballad before shaking that mood off in favour of a sassy pop strut, showing that the only way out from rock bottom is up. By making statements such as this and Thank U, Next part of her public grapple with trauma, Grande is crafting her own bracingly resilient narrative.

The arch-android who could explain every element of her immaculate pop on her previous albums professed to be lost for words on Make Me Feel, her brain scrambled by lust. It was a relief to hear: Monáe’s output had always always impressive, but sometimes felt hamstrung by her rigid adherence to poise and concept. But here she was, grasping to define her state of mind (“powerful with a little bit of tender / an emotional sexual bender”) and revealing the carnal side beneath her glorious hardware. Still, even as she yelped and gasped through her sexual awakening, the music – taut funk buoyed by a synth line later revealed to be a gift from Prince – maintained Monáe’s essential organisational architecture.

1. Childish Gambino – This Is America

And music video of the century while we’re at it. Donald Glover’s track was an immediate sensation thanks to its accompanying visual, but even shorn of its video, the track is still so rich with meaning.

The switch from a sunny, Chance the Rapper-style Daisy Age song to a stern trap track suggests Glover is asking black Americans to snap out of it and, per his other most famous song, Redbone, stay woke. The central message is to remember that this is America, where someone got shot by police who mistook his smartphone for a gun: “This a celly / that’s a tool.” Or could the phone be a tool you use yourself, perhaps to document police brutality (as in the video)? The double meanings start to stack up.

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By rapping “I’m on Gucci / I’m so pretty”, he’s perhaps saying that black America is distracting itself from these horrors with consumerism, and even glossy trap music itself. But paired with the heavily ironic minstrel poses he makes in the video, he could also be saying that these are the roles that black people are pushed into in a still-racist culture.

Indeed, a central lyric is “get your money, black man”, and so Glover is on one level leveraging the current wild popularity of rap, letting his audience know he is getting paid: given the track’s No 1 success, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. So, then, is Glover telling us to be pragmatic, to play by the rules? The sheer invention and daring of the song and video seem to contradict that.

Round and round we go. In the end, it’s a glorious reminder that, in an age of monomaniacal political discourse, art can be about two things at once, and then some.

• Tracks by Black Midi, Eris Drew and Pusha T featured in our top 100 but didn’t feature on all streaming services, and so have been replaced on the top 100 playlists with the next most popular tracks.

This content was originally published here.

[fantasy-fields-rescue-unit]

Guilt Rescue

Name: Razzle

Species: Guilt (Underfell!Chara from Fantasy Fields)

Morph: Freckles Type D, Shark Teeth Type B, Pastel

Variant: No Variant

Age: Adolescent

Size: 3’0” (Larger than Average Fullsize)

Personality: Impressionable, Blunt, Greedy

Compatibility: Razzle and their older sister Dazzle are a dynamic duo that try to sell their baked goods to pretty much everyone that walks into the rescue center!

Razzle is a deceptively sweet kid with a serious skill in making baked goods! They’re especially good with pies and tarts, often filling them with chocolate and whatever fruit they’d think taste good! Their best seller so far has been their chocolate-strawberry tarts!

Over the years, Razzle has learned how to use their “sweet kid” persona to swindle people into paying ridiculous prices to buy their baked goods! Whether it be them and Dazzle faking being sick and needing the money for treatment, or them pretending to be a lost child, the two of them are always scheming something! Despite that, Razzle isn’t very good at outright lying. They can dodge the truth and act very well, but they’re horrible at just straight up lying to people, as they usually blurt out the truth accidentally when they try.

They’re very insecure about not being tricky enough for their sister to keep around, despite her insistence that she’d never abandon them. They think that, if they even slightly mess up, something will go horribly wrong. They need someone who can show them that they’re worth more than that.

Feeding habits: Razzle prefers to eat things that them and their sister made, rather than something made for them. They do, however, appreciate it when you help them cook something!

Additional info: When not baking or scheming, they can often be found reading fantasy books for little kids!

Injuries: N/A

Special requirements: Razzle is part of a bonded pair! This means they absolutely HAVE to be adopted with their sister, Dazzle! We will refuse to let you adopt only one of them!

Warnings: N/A

Reasons for rescue: Razzle and Dazzle were rescued from an overly cramped home where bitties died from neglect frequently.

Razzle was once bonded to a Toriel bitty, thinking of her as a mother. They were as close as can be, often baking together and sharing the treats with other bitties in the house. Unfortunately, one day, the Toriel bitty fell ill from eating something that went bad. Razzle tried to keep their mother alive for as long as possible, but inevitably, she passed away.

It was around that time that Dazzle experienced a similar tragedy. The two, who had barely known one another before this, saw themselves in the other and grew closer as a result. Razzle found an older sister in Dazzle, and they haven’t been separated since!

Difficulty: Intermediate

Color/Pattern: Light Brown hair, Fair skin, slight rosy cheeks, Pink eyes, Pink flower-shaped freckles, Two rows of sharp teeth.

[troey-jibiani]

YAY! I got this on on Ao3 at a decent time so I can actually post it here!

The group chat is quiet, which is Nursey’s first clue that something’s wrong. Bitty texted him early, a simple ‘happy birthday!!!!’ with a lot of emojis, but no one else on the team has said anything yet. He really hopes they aren’t planning something, because he knows he specifically told them he doesn’t want a huge party for his birthday.

Dex walks with him to practice like it’s any other day. They live in the same building (and this year, they’re roommates), so they’ve been walking together since the beginning of freshman year.

Usually, Chowder comes from the Haus to walk with them, but he doesn’t today. Nursey asks Dex if Chowder’s sick or something, but he says that Chowder’s just in a hurry to get some assignment done, and that he’ll be at Faber by the time they get there. Other than that, they don’t really talk.

Practice goes well, and no one acknowledges today’s date. Maybe they forgot? But how do you forget Valentine’s Day, much less your own bro’s birthday?

No one talks about plans. No one has a date tonight. No one says anything about the idea of an anti-Valentine kegster. No one is hyped to buy discount chocolate tomorrow, no one has a surprise planned for their SO. It’s all too suspicious to Derek.

He almost forgets about it later, after going to his classes. It’s not until he gets back to his and Dex’s dorm that he remembers everyone is acting weird.

“Nurse, C just texted me. He wants us to come study with him. He says he studies better with people in the room. Something about it making him feel like he has to at least look like he’s actually doing something?”

Yeah. Nursey knows Chowder likes to have them over to study. It makes sense. But he should have texted both of them.

Nursey goes with it. “That’s chill, I don’t exactly have any plans, so.”

Dex doesn’t acknowledge the cold undertone that Nursey just used. He just grabs his laptop, shoves it in his bag, and turns to the door.

The walk to the Haus is quiet, like their walk to practice this morning.

“Ok. What gives?” Derek finally asks.

Dex looks at him like he’s crazy. “Is something wrong, Nurse?”

“Yes, something’s wrong! My own roommate didn’t even say happy birthday to me at all today, the guys are all acting like Valentine’s Day doesn’t exist, and Chowder texted you instead using the group chat! I know I said I didn’t want a party, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want people to acknowledge my birthday!”

“Whoa, Nurse, chill,” Dex snickers. “Let’s just get to the Haus, alright?”

Nursey huffs out a short breath. It’s cold, cold enough to see his small tantrum in front of his face. He keeps walking, but he makes sure to do so a good four feet in front of Dex. They’re not walking together. They just happen to be going to the same place.

When he opens the door to the Haus, nothing is out of order. Ransom and Holster are playing Smash Brothers (Brawl, no items, Fox only, Final Destination, for some reason. Melee is clearly better) and Bitty’s in the kitchen, talking to Jack on the phone while he bakes.

Derek trudges up the stairs to Chowder’s room. The door is closed, and it looks like the lights might be off?

Dex catches up to him just as he opens the door. Dex pushed past Nursey to flip on the lights, and Chowder jumps up from behind his desk.

“Surprise!!!!!”

Chowder’s room is covered in balloons (and confetti, after the party popper that he just set off). There’s a banner hanging from one corner to the other, and two wrapped presents sitting on Chowder’s desk, next to an entire pie. It looks like razzle berry, which is what Bitty calls a pie with multiple types of berries in it. Derek hadn’t had it before he came to Samwell, but it’s now his favorite.

“So, I know you don’t want a huge party,” Chowder says, “but I figured a party that was just the three of us would be cool? I told Bitty and he said it sounded like a good idea. We got everybody in on it, so no one could ruin the surprise.”

Dex picks up a noise maker off the desk and blows it in Nursey’s face. “Your roommate didn’t forget your birthday.”

Nursey could totally cry right now. He’s not going to, because that would mess with his Chill Aesthetic, but he could.

“Yo, Nurse. Are you in there?” Dex asks, waving his hand and the noise maker in front of Derek’s face. “We just wanted to do something nice for your birthday, not break you. Hello? Nuuuuurse.”

He can’t actually say anything. Like, at all. No words want to come out. So, he does the next best thing and hugs Dex.

“That’s–a little–tight–can’t–breathe–”

“Oh oh me too! Group hug! Don’t forget me!!!!!” Chowder cheers, tackling the both of them. Dex takes several deep, gasping breaths when Chowder and Nursey release him. “So, do you want to open your presents or cut pie first?”

“Presents?”

Chowder ushers Nursey over to the bed and makes him sit, then grabs a party hat and pulls the strap over Nursey’s chin. He and Dex both grab one of the presents off the desk and hold them out for Derek to pick one.

He takes Chowder’s present first. It’s in a bag, with a complicated ribbon holding it closed. He fiddles with it for a minute before Dex pulls out a pocket knife and cuts it for him. Inside, underneath a few layers of tissue paper, there’s a phone charger, a pair of earbuds, and a paper gift certificate that says he can have one free drink at Annie’s.

“You were complaining about how you ruin chargers and earbuds really quickly so I thought you’d like some with more durable cords,” Chowder explains. “It’s a braided cord so it’ll last longer.”

“Thanks C, I needed a new charger,” he says.

Dex waits for him to more Chowder’s gift to the side and plops the box down on Derek’s lap. It’s very neatly wrapped, which Derek would expect of Dex, and easy to open. The paper comes off to reveal a plain white box, that holds a scarf and a matching pair of gloves–with string connecting them that can be removed by pulling a button out of a tiny loop in the yarn. They’re dark green, and warm, and Derek loves them.

“You’re always losing yours, so, I thought these might be better?” Dex says.

“Where’d you get them? Wow, there’s not even a tag,” Nursey asks. He wraps the scarf around his neck.

“They’re not, ah. I made them,” Dex mumbles.

“That’s really sweet? Thank you? Oh my god? You literally made me a pair of gloves that are harder to lose. Dex, that’s amazing. I love them, I really do.”

Actually, Derek just loves Dex. And Chowder. A lot. This is the best thing that anyone has ever done for his birthday.