#Razul : So can we let them go ?

[vicompte-de-latarteaucoing]

Ooooooooh 😳😏 I think I like this vision !!

Parodied B&M AU where Olrik does nearly everything humanly possible to get on Blake or Mortimer's way (bonus point if both at once 🙃) just for the fun of it, and also because he secretly actually likes them, and because there is nothing more satisfying than to get to watch with a cynical smirk as their eyes go wide and they exclaim in unison an ever so absolutely stupefied «Olrik !?!» (though they should already expect it)

And Nasir is that one person keeping the sacred braincell, and his friend's plan B, and litteraly has to drop everything and run around the world to go save his friends and try to stop Olrik (rather than just getting himself into trouble while trying to save Mortimer and ending up having to be saved by the professor)

Just curious about which character is the most appreciated in the fandom.

[fully-realized-creation]

103, Splash and his students?

this probably wasn’t what you were expecting at all but here ya go——Symbol was on his way to his office to maybe, finally, get this paperwork finished when there was a tinkling on his Ira Glass and a voice whispered his name. He dug the glass cylinder out of his pocket, still hurrying down the hallway.“What,” he snapped. He really didn’t have time to talk to anyone right now. Alola had been breathing down his neck to get these forms filled out for two weeks, and now she was threatening to suspend his pay if he didn’t get them done by the end of this week.“Well, hello to you, too, Splash.” It was Raz’ul. Symbol sighed and rolled his eyes. He didn’t even bother taking the time to correct the dwarf on his name.“What do you want, Razul, I’m in a hurry,” Symbol said. There was some shuffling noises and whispers in the background. Then, Randy’s voice came from the Glass.“We need your help in one of the training rooms,” he said. “We’re trying to figure out this chord progression but something isn’t working. Can you come help us?” Symbol felt a headache coming on. He resisted the urge to pinch the bridge of his nose, if only because his hands were full. “I’m sure you three will get it eventually,” he said, “I can’t be there right now.” There was some more shuffling and whispers.“Splash, c’mon please,” Yashee pleaded, “we’ve been working at this for hours and we’re all really frustrated. It won’t take you nearly as long to figure out what we’re doing wrong. Please?” Symbol began to slow his pace and really thought about this situation. Sure, Alola really needed these forms done in a few days, but right now his students needed him. Aren’t they just as, if not MORE important than some paperwork? Surely the headmistress would understand if he didn’t get the forms filled out on time due to focusing on actually teaching his students valuable bardic lessons. He turned down another corridor and started to make his way to the training rooms.“I’m on my way,” he said, and Chaos Sauce cheered. ---It only took Symbol a few minutes to reach the training room where his students were practicing. He could hear them trying to work through the song, but they were right--something definitely sounded off. He opened the door, already planning out three different ways they can improve the composition when he felt a tug at his ankle and he was suddenly looking at his students upside down. They were bent over double laughing, and Randy and Raz’ul high-fived.“Oh man, that went way better than I thought it would!” Yashee said. “I can’t believe he actually fell for it!” Randy laughed even harder.“Yeah, I know you’re busy, Splash, so we don’t want to hold you up for too much longer,” he said, wiping away tears.“Headmistress Greenspire should understand if you’re a little tied up at the moment,” said Raz’ul before he actually fell on the floor laughing. Splash frowned and finally looked up--down?--at what, exactly, was keeping him “tied up.” At first he couldn’t see anything, but then he shifted a little and noticed a slight magical sheen around his ankle--Mage Hand. He shot a sharp look at Randy and wiggled a little, trying to get the Mage Hand to let go. It held fast.“Put me down,” he said, “I actually do have work to do, you know.” His students were finally calming down and Randy nodded, and with a wave of his hand the Mage Hand was gone. Thankfully, Symbol’s dexterity saved him from landing on his head, but didn’t do well enough to get him on his feet. The breath was knocked out of him as he landed on his back with a--squish? He placed his hand on the floor next to him and then held it in front of his face. It was covered with a greenish substance. He gave it a sniff and gagged.“Is this key lime pudding?!” Chaos Sauce cracked up again. Now they were all on the floor, barely able to breathe. Symbol gingerly stood up and tried to avoid slipping back into the mess. He turned back to face his students.“Do you know how much time I’m going to have to take to wash my clothes now?” he said, trying to keep his voice steady. “Do you realize how much of my day you’ve wasted?” “Aw, come on, Splash,” Yashee said, lying on the floor on her back. “I know it’s gonna take a while to clean up, but you gotta admit the detour was kinda worth it, right?” Symbol thought for a moment, and then slowly nodded as he turned and walked through the doorway. With a quick wave of his hand, the pudding in front of the door turned into quicksand. Raz’ul and Yashee gasped and Randy started to giggle. “You’re worth every second of my time,” Symbol said over his shoulder sarcastically before closing the door behind him and magically locking it. He walked down the hallway with a slight smile on his face, the cries of disappointment and laughter of his students fading behind him.

[fia-bonkginya]

Headcanons for Randy or Razul from Bombarded? You already covered Yashi!

oh MAN okay my friend @allmyfavesareflawed and I have been talking about bombarded headcanons like... all day..... so let me share some!!!!

Raz’ul is a bi trans dude

Randy is genderfluid!! 

it takes him awhile to come out but when he does raz’ul and yashee are accepting like. immediately. obviously.

randy is super touch starved and is also bad at expressing his feelings

the first time the three of them shared a bed randy put himself on the edge of the bed because he didn’t want to initiate the contact in case yashee and raz’ul didn’t like it

(he woke up in the morning in the middle and being cuddled by both of them)

the three of them are platonic soulmates!! we talked about this for... a while so let me share some of this good pure stuff

it’s the kind of soulmate thing where you’re born with a tattoo that is like... a symbol of your soulmate

all 3 of them are soulmates and so their tattoos are cool mixes of both symbols

raz’ul’s symbol is vines/leaves/flowers, yashee’s is a spoon, and randy’s is jobe (his teddy bear)

they’re all idiots and it takes them way longer than it should to realize that they’re soulmates (splash is probably the one who is eventually like “guys.... come on.....”)

the soulmate bond comes with a sort of psychic connection where they can feel each others emotions sometimes!!

that helps them know when one of them is in trouble or really needs a hug or whatever

oh also when yashee finally tells randy and raz’ul about her spoon quest randy starts going out every. single. night. and stealing a spoon from somewhere for her

he leaves it on her pillow for when she wakes up and never admits that it’s him but they both Know

basically all of these bards are amazing and none of them are cishet and they all love each other very much