#Rats make me crazy 👁️👁️

[niki-the-cat]

throws a rat into the walls

Have some more friends :))

[quandaryqueen]

My thoughts on each Riddler

I have a fever and was feeling like I need to state my mind about each individual Riddler there in Batman medium. Obviously not including all of them because the comic book universe is heavily convuled.

This piece is brought to you by me and my delirious ass, enjoy. This doesn't follow any criteria, it's just me going off. As this progresses, I grow unhinged.

💚 Gotham 7/10

My first ever Riddler crush, he's the one who introduced me to the Riddler rabbit hole and the reason why I watched Gotham. Love the season one counterpart because I'm a softie for tall ass dork with glasses who are inherently pathetic. But then season 2 rolled around and I find myself wanting this little bitch to submit to me because like... Nothing fills me with satisfaction than see dominant people fall to their knees in submission.

Though I absolutely hated the relationship he has like, really? Isabella? Lee? Aight before anyone of you comes at me, I love those two gals but not just WITH Eddie. Tbh I stopped watching Gotham because of school works and EdLee. Like, omg kill me.

💚 Young Justice 7/10

He's barely appeared in it, but like, 👁️👅👁️ awooga I knew I've always liked them dweeby nerds. First I wasn't into his voice (cough because I have a thing for voices too) but like it grew on me and god I'd kill to hear his voice crack.

Idk why, I find it adorable when voice cracks it's just so stinken cute ugh. Like this boy sputtering out amid a conversation, flustered, can't even be coherent, then his voice cracks so he reddens more in embarrassment and cover his face?

Okay but anyways, yea I love him. Wished we had more of this little bitch. I like my men flustered and unable to talk from it, thank you very much. I want to break his pelvis by riding him and make him unable to speak and walk properly for the next few days.

💚 Arkhamverse 8/10

This pathetic washed out sewer rat has my neck in a chokehold of love, I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR! JRNFNDJCJ it's just that he's so... Rat looking. Though I must say, I have my eyes in his more... Sane looking days at Origin, so fucking sassy and sarcastic and cute and adorable and pretty and look at his slappable ass.

Thoo, I just know if I were to be in a relationship with a person like him irl, I'd fucking leave at like day 3 because your girl, this girl has seen enough red flags and can't really be bothered to take care of men who treat you like trash.

But anyways! I like this dude, he's so well-written and god I'm such a slut that I didn't even played the games and yet I simp and write for this dude like I know his entire story.

💚 Harley Quinn 7/10

Sarcastic, sassy, bitchy, smart, BUFF! God with every muscle he gains the more he loses his smarts, but I don't mind 👀

Since Harley Quinn is getting season three soon, I wish he will have more screen time because gosh I live for this bastard and every single quips he has with other characters.

💚 Batman the animated series 8/10

Honey pie, sugar bunch 🥰

Man got me smiling like a dork, this dork is just ugh. I love him, there's nothing more to say.

💚 The war of jokes and riddles 7/10

THIS MAN CAN MAKE ME DO THINGS WITH A SINGLE LEER AT MY DIRECTION, YES I AM AT HIS DISPOSAL JUST KEEP LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. TALK DIRTY? NAH, RIDDLE ME DADDY~

💚 Batman Unburied 8/10

This man had singlehandedly revived my voice kink, ik ik I'm a crazy bitch but some people can have me at the tip of their fingers with their voices alone, get me?

I love how fucking annoying and irritating he is but at some point something about him broke my heart like um??? SIS YOU DESERVE BETTER 😭

But like, every time he speaks my eyes are hearts and I'm beaming like an idiot.

Also, iconic bitch 👌

Hah jencjdjfif can't wait for season two, aka more him.

💚 The Batman 2022 8/10

Get this incel away from me—

Okay at a portrayal standpoint, I love the acting of Paul Dano and the new flavour he brought for the new Riddler. He's scary, I was unnecered at him screaming, the Ave Maria singing activated my fight or flight response, but personally I like my Riddlers yassified.

But yea, I love this adaptation, but would I fuck? No ahahahahhahaha

[ruvviks]

i gotta jump on this rn: vincent&gang meets vesper&gang. what's going to happen 👁️👁️ (i haven't talked that much about daniel, just think of funny, really nice guy, very curious and pocket sized rat boy, does crazy shit very often, he's the kind of person that needs to speak in every conversation even if it doesn't involve him. a mix of younger and middle child disease too)

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH pack your bags everyone we're going on a trip to night city i am going to talk so much rn. i would start with vincent because that makes the most sense but also my brain tells me i have to do this in alphabetical order so. we start with mikhail actually LMFAO

mikhail would once again keep his distance at first to just kind of observe the situation, but he's happy to just listen to the others have conversations :) i think he would have a bit of a hard time keeping his composure probably mainly because of daniel because i feel like vincent and daniel would probably both be going XCXBVXCBVCBNFHDGFN and mikhail lowkey wants to join in on that but also. he feels like he has a job to do (keep his friends safe from a possible new threat) so he's just standing there :/

i think he and daniel would probably get along the best, because as soon as mikhail drops his "i am on duty" behavior he turns into 🤪🤪🤪 and especially if vincent is also there. well. it's just going to be chaos LMAO

he would also get along with vesper i think :) first of all because her name starts with "v" and well he's just collecting v-named friends at this point LMFAO but also because she's gone Thru it and she's still kicking and he really admires that in people. and she can show him her motorcycle and he will start infodumping about vehicles to her :) he is. a car freak. unfortunately

i think he would try to befriend fenix because well he always makes an effort but. fenix is pretty unpredictable and mikhail isn't too great at dealing with that? he needs predictability and stability in his life and if fenix were to leave him guessing he would eventually have a really hard time trying to get closer to him or something, so their friendship would probably remain pretty superficial :( he is still going to be nice to him though. and maybe they can talk about combat stuff together >:) mayhaps clean their guns together or something. who knows

when they first meet, vincent is just. completely mesmerized by vesper i think LMFAO she would remind him of one of his older sisters actually ;w;; especially watching her and daniel interact he would just. sit there for a moment. and maybe just maybe miss his own sister just a little bit. maybe. it's fine. he's fine

anyway as mentioned before, vincent really tries to make things work out when he meets new people because he loves making new friends so he would put in a lot of effort to keep the conversation going and to find topics everyone can talk about :) he wouldn't mind daniel jumping in on everything either because if daniel is going !!!!! then vincent is also going !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL i think these two would get along very well. what kind of trouble will they (accidentally) cause together

i think. vincent would even grow to like fenix a lot :) fenix just kind of disappearing sometimes would make him a little :// because he himself is someone who can't even think about just leaving without saying a word LOL but he would also make so much effort to get to know fenix better and like. if fenix ever were to open up to vincent he would Understand him a lot better

since fenix is older than vincent and vincent is still Hesitant around people older than him (caused by older siblings who did not appreciate him talking to them about Serious Stuff) he probably wouldn't even attempt to give him advice LMFAO but he Would like. let him know that if he ever needs to talk then vincent is there :) AND vincent would LOVE to go on gigs with him. please let them go on a gig together. i don't know what would happen but. oh my god. the thought makes me insane

so as always, vitali is very reserved when they first meet and he would mostly be squinting at fenix a lot because daniel seems perfectly fine, just another excited little man for the collection vitali already has in his inner mercenary circle. vesper is a little hard to read but she looks like a respectable woman with standards and manners (but like. in a night city way then of course). but fenix? probably one of the first people vitali has trouble with to read because there's a lot going on there so hey good job fenix <3 you did the impossible thing, confuse vitali <3 LMFAO

vitali would admire vesper a lot for two reasons: 1) boxing and 2) her resilience >:) those two kind of go hand in hand a little bit but idk!!! i'm having thoughts about this!!!! like the way vesper always gets up after everything that happens to her and doesn't give up would just. resonate with vitali a lot OOF and he would also want to have a boxing match with her >:) or several if she's down for that. he doesn't even care about winning it's just. hogh. it's nice to have a sparring partner again because. you know. jackie isn't there anymore ;w;

he would also get along with daniel, but i think less so than vincent and mikhail LOL vitali is less like That and there's a significant age gap between him and daniel and that isn't like a problem (mikhail is the same age as vitali) but it would like. explain why vitali acts a little different around him LMFAO he's like Okay so this man is an adult. but also like a child. but like an adult. so an adult child. does he. does he know about taxes. hmmm

and now. fenix :) the thing about vitali is that. he is not very good at dealing with loved ones walking away from him. i don't want to spoil too much yet so i won't go into it all too much but i think the whole fenix leaving for unknown periods of time would really hold vitali back from trying to really befriend him because he knows he might end up getting hurt like that and would just. prefer not to have to deal with that </3 like mikhail however he WILL stay nice to fenix and will have conversations with him whenever he IS around and he Would absolutely enjoy his company but also. he can't get Too Close because that's going to Hurt :( going insane thinking about this actually hohohhg man. it's a blorbo day today