#Ratchet breaks out the secret high grade stash

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Oh lord the chaos would only get worse when the triplets are born!! Specifically: Hashtag.

Soundwave is getting increasingly frustrated because someone keeps hacking into the nemesis computer… and sending him memes. He is baffled beyond comprehension and increasingly frustrated because he can’t figure out who it is. Who are you. How are you doing that. Why are you not trying to steal information. Can you stop sending him the ‘never gonna give you up’ human.

Assuming the kiddos are born when Starscream is off on his own, Hashtag comes home one day (Ratchet does not remember teaching her how to use the groundbridge. Who taught her how to use the groundbridge. MIKO!), and she excitedly tells her siblings about her new shiny and sarcastic friend. No one knows how the hell she found Starscream but no one is happy about it. (Star doesn’t know where this newspark came from, who lost their progeny?! And can he keep them? He’s lonely)

Knockout keeps finding her in drive in theaters. He’s just happy to have someone to talk about horror films to (breakdown won’t watch them anymore, he doesn’t like seeing Squishie’s insides).

Optimus and Ratchet are getting the mother of all headaches. Hashtag please… stop…

QBWVEGEGWJBQVEGWH this is amazing

Hashtag would screw with the Nemesis so much. But like. For fun. When Ratchet and Optimus find out that she’s been hacking the enemy for weeks to send memes they’re gonna lose their minds. How the hell did you achieve this. How the hell is Soundwave not tracing you. They’re going to kill you when they find out. WHY. MEMES. The processor aches that day will be legendary

Bonus points: Since it’s 2011, one day Megatron walks into the bridge to yell about someone blasting the shitty human song “Crazy Frog” on the comm system. He finds Soundwave and the vehicons loosing their shit and all the monitors frozen on this image: