#Raphael on his ninth cup of coffee and about to broker another deal
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Two unsolicited Hell headcanons:
If you happen to have a harem of succubi or incubi, even when they aren't getting frisky, they'll cuddle up like kittens. You'll just find them in a pile, squished together, snoozing.
Raphael loathes this and struggles with just. staying. still for long periods of time. He's like his dad. Don't ask him to cuddle. He's got schemes to supervise. If he's not supervising, there's a 90% chance they fail. He will not delegate. His brain is always going, and it meshes with his obsession and (occasional, not Meph levels of) mania in a frequently negative way.
Hence why he's playing lanceboard in some random inn with some random kid at midnight. It's why he's waiting to jump you in the woods after practicing his poetry for hours. He doesn't need a lot of sleep and that's a good thing because he's rarely, if ever, settled enough to rest.
Until I'm told otherwise, Raphael runs off caffeine, spite, and daddy issues. He doesn't have time to sleep; he has to prove he's awesome. Asmodeus is always like, "ooh, look at Glasya, look at my awesome daughter." Fierna's dad? He may be plotting against her, but he's pretty chill in an occasionally incestuous way.
Raph has none of that and he'll die mad. Or better yet, kill his competition.
#bg3#bg3 raphael#rat husband#idiot tier headcanons#succession but devils#Raphael on his ninth cup of coffee and about to broker another deal#haarlep would be concerned but#haarlep prefers to cause problems to solving them#hes neat like that
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