#Random notice board: can someone PLEASE get rid of the nekkars nearby? Yes I know we could probably take care of it ourselves
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me playing the Witcher 3: Jesus Christ almighty this man is just always in situations. I will never escape the situations. Can’t you idiots solve your own problems for once instead of hiring a crossbreed of a private eye and mercenary?
#Toss a coin at your Witcher my ass this guy can’t catch a break#Dandelion: geralt I fucked someone’s wife and I planned a heist over dijkstra’s secret stash of gold pls help me#Zoltan: I need playing cards that people are killing each other over I need you to lie about your knowledge of fishing#Random notice board: can someone PLEASE get rid of the nekkars nearby? Yes I know we could probably take care of it ourselves#Priscilla: help me write a play and I need you to forget that I wrote a song about your personal love life#Fucks sake can any of you help me find Ciri
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