#Rael calls 3 months later asking if dinner is the next thrusday or Friday he forgot which | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

backpackingspace · 2 years ago

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Okay but the real reason the disaster lineage doesn't have family dinner like everyone else is simply because they are all petty bitches who make the most extreme incompatible food possible. Yoda is just serving up raw living frogs that hop off everywhere. Dooku probably serves up some mini rich food and then judges everyone for needing more food than 1/2 inch of whatever. Qui gon's is just straight up inedible. Obi wan makes the spiceist thing he can manage. Anakins involves bugs. Ashokas is just a plate of raw meat

#Star wars #disaster lineage #Yoda #yan dooku #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ashoka tano #Lineage dinners #They try to have one like once every 15 years #And it's a lways a mess #To be clear all of these people are capable of being normal about food #They just all individually decided to turn it up 11 for these dinners #And other family matters #Feemor shows up late with pizza #Rael calls 3 months later asking if dinner is the next thrusday or Friday he forgot which #This is clearly some happy au where everyone's alive and not a sith #One time anakin brought padme instead of telling anyone their married #She told him If he ever did that to her again she'd file for divorce

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