#Rachel (Baccano!)

[brightlydust]

miss rachel baccano you will always be famous

[amoeba219]

Just finished watching baccano and now im rewatching it again

Anyway here's Rachel

[cosmic-horror-clown]

Baby Rachel

[rinmemesuoka]

GOD baccano! is so good i need to watch it again i cant even remember if we still have DVDs somewhere in storage auuugh i hope so

[yeahthisisbaccano]

this might be rachel from baccano

Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

Fuck women in a homosexual manner

Rode the train to places you want to visit

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements

[idontthinkimokaymentally]

Hello there Rachel fans.

[gunmeister]

anyway i really do love the baccano! anime and it's one of the best examples of how to adapt a source material longer than the length of time you're given for adaptation but nothing and i mean NOTHING makes me more sad than not getting the scene between claire and rachel on the train.

maybe it is not important to everyone but it's deeply important to me, really, that rachel gets to have that conversation on the train because without her genuinely worrying fixation on the trains and sullying them and her desperation to STOP claire from desecrating the trains rachel is very much just like. she's kind of nothing. if you take that scene and the extent of her love for the railroads away she loses a lot of really interesting things about her character.

[writinglittlebeasts]

nine people tag

tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller

RULEZ: Answer these questions and then tag 9 people to play too!

i will tag (gently; that's a lot of people): @unhingednovelist @rmgrey-author @tabswrites @karolinarodrigueswrites @void-botanist @outpost51 @camillenrose @moonluringfrost @at-thezenith

and i am. Rambling. in this tag game, so i'm gonna throw it under a cut lol

Three Ships

see, when i'm not thinking about these things they fall right out the back of my skull, so i have nooooo idea. ... and you know what that means !!! 🤪🤪🤪

quentin + eliot from the magicians! they are my everything; they invented love and when i think about them i want to scream and cry and throw up. don't have any other details, if you know you know if you don't get well soon

julia and kady and penny from the magicians! the arrangement doesn't matter! i also have a fun au where both pennys are alive at once and in the same polycule, and initially it's super weird but they get over it. julia and kady have everything, they were forced together but stayed together on purpose, their history is so tumultuous but they care so much about each-other. kady and penny's romance feels rushed but when they decided they were doing it they were great and i was totally on board (+ rewatches have made a lot of the rushed-ness make sense in character

fen and margo from......... the magicians! this show was sooo committed to making fen an accessory character to margeliot (i refer to margo and eliot together this way because it feels wrong to separate them) that they crushed her character into a little box and still, Somehow, she and margo have like Allll of the chemistry, it's ridiculous. i think about the scene where margo tells fen that if eliot dies she'll take care of her every day. i languish under the knowledge that fen's destiny being textually intertwined with margo's was never romantic to the writers the way it was romantic to me. the king's wife and the queen who also happens to be the king's best friend slash qp??? it's sooooooo good.

Currently Listening

in the interest of naming a song instead of just saying i've got reads with rachel running in the background, lp's lost on you but specifically this version is one of my most listened tracks this year i think. it's like, right underneath francesca, it's so good

Last Movie

i watched nimona a couple of days ago and puss in boots: the last wish this morning <3 i read nimona aaaaaages ago (ought to read it again) and i was so excited for the movie. i'm still thinking about it. nimona my friend nimona. puss in boots was fucking gorgeous, also, it was So pretty

Currently Reading

i FINALLY finished paris daillencourt (my beloathed) so i guess i'm back to reading ninth house and house of leaves alternately. though i might bounce around a little and read whitesmile instead because baccano! is one of my favorite series and it's just been sitting on my shelf, driving me nuts because i didn't want to add another book to my, like, (at the time) 3 current reads

Currently Watching

i'd say the rain but i really don't like it so it doesn't count lol . i've been catching episodes of sailor moon while my roommate has been watching them, though, and i've been enjoying that!

Currently Consuming

basically just arizona green tea. it never stops (the arizona green tea)

Currently Craving

absolutely nothing lmao . inspiration for original stories.

[drfeelgreed]

❔ ( you're helping me craft the verse so now i've GOTTA know )

OK! just got home from work, let's do it.

because of what we discussed it might be a little obvious but i would naturally say that my daily days affiliated muses would be a great way to start. i'd actually submit gustav st. germain as my first option; gustav would technically be his boss as the vice president of the daily days! also he's much more actively involved in situations than most of the rest of the infobrokers and would probably be the sort of person who would frustrate alastor with his unwillingness to actually sanction any formal involvement in brokerage without the proper approval. he's like the main guy who CANNOT be coerced. rachel and carol would be alright choices too but i think he'd scare carol and rachel wouldn't care much about him.

my next victim i mean muse is going to be keith gandor, obviously of the gandor family, you literally know keith. you know keith. anyway, keith works the most closely with the daily days of the gandor family and after the events of 1932 d&td alastor would actually know keith to be immortal, hence the reason to get into his good graces. that's not to say keith would particularly like alastor, but he's also not about to risk a good relationship with the daily days over being impolite to their new radio host who has theoretically done nothing to him. he gets chatty over the phone which is probably where most correspondence would take place anyway. goes without saying but berga and luck are available too based on this. just. keith would be the one i toss out first.

edward noah would be a good straightforward pick. definitely for a more like, detective v. killer plot. though. he's a cop turned member of the fbi who works under victor talbot's specially created division that deals with the containing of immortals, but they also investigate ordinary crimes that MIGHT have a connection from time to time so there's ample reason for him to be going after alastor, especially if he catches wind that alastor is looking to become immortal ...

this is such a baccano ass plot that i'm throwing out next but in my head and i literally can't let this go by the way but in my head alastor getting involved with the vanishing bunny would be hilarious, like a classic "whoops, we're all in a situation and hijinks started happening" situation where they have no idea how dangerous alastor really is and are like "WE GOT THIS RANDOM GUY INVOLVED IN OUR WEIRD HEIST" except pamela (the one who has a brain and rational thought) is clocking the serial killer vibes, lana is like pamela you can't just SAY that about people, and sonja literally could not care less she is shooting guns right now. actually i think alastor might even like sonja.

IT'S CHRISTOPHER TIME. that's right i'm recommending you christopher shaldred not because i think plotting would be easy but because i think they have very interesting differences and similarities. especially because you mentioned he's looking for any excuse to "shrug off god's intentions" in relation to this au whereas christopher was created and considers himself to be an abomination against god and secretly envies nature and humanity for their natural existence. but if you examine their personalities their personalities are weirdly similar it's weird. they seem like people who'd get along on the surface. christopher even has the classic sharp teeth grin.

gunmeister smith. no further questions.

claire OR ladd would be very interesting considering what you've laid out to me as his criteria and philosophy when it comes to killing. claire because. well, he's SEEN the rail tracer in action thanks to his presence on the flying pussyfoot, but also because claire is exactly the sort of pompous person who alastor might butt heads with, though claire wouldn't butt heads back. ladd on the other hand is the sort of person alastor might take pleasure in killing in terms of his general audacity and harm to others, but then again they might get along since ladd ALSO really only kills people who are arrogant enough to believe death will escape him. he's just umm. a lot more open about his own proclivities for violence.

anyways. sorry. send stuff to literally anyone these are merely suggestions.

let's all hold hands and write with baccano! muses together. / accepting.

[tillman]

ok OFFICIALLY have ifnished baccano! the anime . i thought hte wrench homo sucked and all his scenes in the specials dragged on and on but everything else was so fucking perfect whatveer the hell was happening with claire and rachel at that resteraunt was thje best scene in anything ever . sweep .

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

1, 5, 8, 18 for baccano?

Thanks for the ask!

1. When did you first get into baccano? What was your first exposure to it?

I first saw it in the spring of 2015, about a year after I started watching anime and immediately started bingeing as much content as I could. My friends at the time showed me a lot of anime because theyd been watching anime for longer, and baccano! was the last one we watched in my freshman year of college. I immediately rewatched it with my twin and then re-re watched it within the month. Immediately obsessed, even though i wouldn't find the fandom for another six months or so. It was also the first time I felt like i was actually Part Of A Fandom, participating with creators.

5. Favorite novel? Least favorite?

Hhhhhhhhhhh i love so many novels... but probably the second Slash! novel. The whole rooftop fight scene, the highlights on some of my favorite characters, it's all just so good.

8. Favorite headcanon you've made?

Probably headcanoning Rachel as aroace, she was one of my first strong aroace headcanons.

18. Is there a character that the fandom changed your opinion of?

Probably Elmer. He doesn't really have much of a role in the anime, just enough to confuse me about what he was doing there. I didn't start reading the novels until a year or two after I first watched the anime, but in that time I heard SO MUCH about what people thought about Elmer and it really made me intrigued to see what the hype was all about. So by the time I got into #5 I was primed to get obsessed with him.

[boundlss]

meechi put me in a baccano mood so like this for a starter from one of my baccano! muses. i'll list them under the cut but there's a lot so you don't have to specify; i'll just pick one for you if you don't. multis still specify on your end please!

claire stanfield

melvi dormentaire

luchino b. campanella

maria barcelito

laz smith

huey laforet

ronny schiatto

nader schasschule

graham specter

christopher shaldred

keith gandor

victor talbot

nile

sham

dallas genoard

gretto avaro

ladd russo

dune

pamela mccall

lana sutton

sonia bake

rachel jones

roy maddock

edith carmine

renee parmedes branvillier

connor torra

[the-worst-bracket]

The Worst Round Two

The first round is over! Our first round losers have been released into the wild, where they will decimate the local songbird population!

New Bracket under the cut, all times are in CDT

Bracket A (5/3 - 5/10)

Mineta Minoru (My Hero Academia) vs Iago (Othello) 11:15 AM

Mimic (Dark Souls) vs Dan (Dan Vs) & Pink Diamond (Steven Universe) 11:30 AM

Jurgen Leitner (The Magnus Archives) vs Zeus (Greek Mythology) 11:45 AM

Steve Cobs (Inanimate Insanity) vs Alex Eggleston (Yiik) 12:00 PM

Jerry (Undertale) vs Old Man Who Snitched on Haru (A:TLA) 12:15 PM

Ashfur (Warrior Cats) vs Mr. Burns (The Simpsons) 12:30 PM

Octavian (Heroes of Olympus) vs Gendo Ikari (NGE) 12:45 PM

Walter White (Breaking Bad) vs Medusa Gorgon (Soul Eater) 1:00 PM

Bracket B (5/3 - 5/10)

Jin Guangshan (The Untamed) vs Michael (Wii) 1:15 PM

Mitsuhiro Higa (Danganronpa) vs Creek (Trolls) 1:30 PM

Manfred Von Karma (Ace Attorney) vs David (Animorphs) 1:45 PM

Mayuri Kurotsuchi (Bleach) vs Cronus Ampora (Homestuck) 2:00 PM

Micheal Tritter (House MD) & The Director (Red v Blue) vs Lila Rossi (Miraculous Ladybug) 2:15 PM

Lord Henry Wotton (The Picture of Dorian Gray) vs Jodie Foster (Dungeons & Daddies) 2:30 PM

Bill Hawks (Professor Layton) vs Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!) 2:45 PM

The Dark Lord (Miitopia) vs Cybelle (Carole and Tuesday) 3:00 PM

Bracket C (5/4 -5/11)

Admiral Zhao (A:TLA) vs Rachel Berry (Glee) 11:15 AM

Darth Maul (Star Wars) vs Jessica (The Bastard Son & the Devil Himself) 11:30 AM

Pong Krell (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) vs Gamzee Makara (Homestuck) 11:45 AM

Dorodoron (Futari wa Precure Splash Star) vs Tate Langdon (American Horror Story) 12:00 PM

Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs Spike (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) 12:15 PM

Orin Scrivello DDS (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Minecraft Skeleton (Minecraft) 12:30 PM

Major Frank Burns (M*A*S*H*) vs Carter Pewterschmidt (Family Guy) 12:45 PM

Borsolino (One Piece) vs Pennywise (IT) 1:00 PM

Bracket D (5/4 -5/11)

Pierce Hawthorne (Community) vs Whirlpool (Wings of Fire) 1:15 PM

Thaddeus Campbell (Dishonored) vs Takumi Ichinose (Nana) & Heimskr (Skyrim) 1:30 PM

Gale Weathers (Scream) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb) 1:45 PM

Director Ton (Aggretsuko) vs Odalia Blight (The Owl House) 2:00 PM

Kyubey (Madoka Magica) vs Dr. Gregory House (House MD) 2:15 PM

Rachel (Tower of God) vs Miki Kawai (A Silent Voice) 2:30 PM

John Winchester (Supernatural) vs Hippeux (Animal Crossing) 2:45 PM

Saint Charlos (One Piece) vs Dr. Janet Lubelle (WTNV) 3:00 PM

Bracket E (5/5 -5/12)

Martin Blyndeff (Epithet Erased) vs Calico Jack (Our Flag Means Death) 11:15 AM

John Gaius (The Locked Tomb) vs Crawlings (The Mysterious Benedict Society) & Liza Lotts (Scott the Woz) 11:30 AM

Zolf J Kimblee (FMA) vs Nandor the Relentless (WWDITS) 11:45 AM

Logan Roy (Succession) vs Fermet (Baccano!) 12:00 PM

Emperor Belos (The Owl House) vs Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars) 12:15 PM

Stuart Little (Stuart Little) vs Bibble (Barbie: Fairytopia) 12:30 PM

Grima Wormtongue (Lord of the Rings) vs Balloon Boy (FNAF) 12:45 PM

Felix (Red v Blue) vs Bro Strider (Homestuck) 1:00 PM

Bracket F (5/5 - 5/12)

Count Olaf (ASOUI) vs Phillip Anderson (BBC Sherlock) 1:15 PM

Drosselmeyer (Princess Tutu) vs Hiram Burrows (Dishonoured) 1:30 PM

Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs Marty (Steven Universe) 1:45 PM

Norman Osborn (Marvel) vs Stregabor (The Witcher) 2:00 PM

Barney Stinson (HIMYM) vs Griffith (Berserk) 2:15 PM

Lionel Luthor (Smallville) vs Shadow Weaver (SPOP) 2:30 PM

Rand Ridley (Inside Job) vs Fire Lord Ozai (A:TLA) 2:45 PM

Joseph Sugarman (BoJack Horseman) vs Kylo Ren (Star Wars) 3:00 PM

Bracket G (5/6 - 5/13)

Ross Geller (Friends) vs Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) 11:15 AM

Evil Do-er/Dark Blue (Animation vs Minecraft) vs Clint (Stardew Valley) 11:30 AM

Colin Robinson (WWDITS) vs Ghetsis (Pokemon) 11:45 AM

Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) vs Servantis (Ben 10) 12:00 PM

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives) vs Tingle (The Legend of Zelda) 12:15 PM

Trishna (Papa Louie) vs Unparalleled Innocence (Rain World) 12:30 PM

Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts) vs Suzy Johnson (Phineas and Ferb) 12:45 PM

Dr. Hotti (Ace Attorney) vs Sarah (Ed, Edd, and Eddy) 1:00 PM

Bracket H (5/6 - 5/13)

Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends) vs Andy Bernard (The Office) 1:15 PM

Caillou (Caillou) vs Gideon Gleeful (Gravity Falls) 1:30 PM

Joshu Higashikata (JJBA) vs Touga Kiryuu (Revolutionary Girl Utena) 1:45 PM

Ambassador Udina (Mass Effect) vs Father (FMA) 2:00 PM

Akio Ohtori (Revolutionary Girl Utena) vs Kray Foresight (Promare) 2:15 PM

The Worst (Ben 10) vs Hisoka Morrow (Hunter x Hunter) 2:30 PM

Tony Stark (MCU) vs Clay Puppington (Moral Orel) 2:45 PM

Bling Bling Boy (Johnny Test) vs Enji Todoroki (My Hero Academia) 3:00 PM

[baccano-gauntlet]

BACCANO GAUNTLET ROUND 2 MASTERPOST

Lana v. Frank

Fred v. Leeza Laforet

Sham v. Pamela

Rachel v. Isaac Dian

Dallas Genoard v. Charon Walken

Huey Laforet v. Chané Laforet

Czeslaw Meyer v. Nader Schasschule

Gretto Avaro v. Esperanza C. Boroñal

Donatello v. Sylvie Lumiere

The President of the Daily Days v. Roy Maddock

Berga Gandor v. Carlotta

Chaini v. Claire Stanfield

Christopher Shaldred v. Eve Genoard

Angelo v. Victor Talbot

Kate Gandor v. Miria Harvent

Feldt Nibiru v. Laz Smith

Melvi Dormentaire v. Ennis

Donny v. Charkie

Carnea Kaufman v. Ronny Schiatto

Niki v. Edith

Mark Wilmens v. Maria Barcelito

Molsa Martillo v. Rail

Graham Specter v. Firo Prochainezo

Lebreau Fermet Viralesque v. Nice Holystone

Misery v. Adele

Lucrezia de Dormentaire v. Nile

Jacuzzi Splot v. Luck Gandor

Aging v. Lua Klein v. Fil

Carol v. Nicola Casetti

Paula Wilmens v. Denkuro Togo

Begg Garrott v. Claudia Walken

Ricardo Russo v. Tick Jefferson

Maiza Avaro v. Monica Campanella

Elmer C. Albatross v. Juliano

[silver-heller]

Huh, there's a note on this computer...

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Call me havoc. (5'0" and in 20s). From top left to right: Regular form (#havoc🎭), demon form (#baggiezombie🔩), Katamari form (#havocboo👻), music form (#dododo🎧), villain form (#wherethethornsaintfake🌹), and, finally, my Night Vale S/I Worden (#isee👁️).

I'm 21 and this is an 18+ blog.

Selfshipping and D.I.D blog (@kittenandmuse)

I'm new to this whole thing so be nice to me, please.

Idc if you have the same F/Os as mine.

Will not be posting smut.

Any adult x minor shippers will be punted into the sun.

Their Verse

My Fanfic Writing

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F/Os below

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

S/I Version: Demon

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 26 Height: 7'0"

Orientation: Asexual demiromantic Met: When asked if I could pet his head as part of a deal.

An overlord in Hell, known as the radio demon. Known for making deals with others and toppling overlords.

Daisuke Kambe (The Millionaire Detective: Balance Unlimited)

@daisukebriefcollector

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 26 Height: 5'6"

Orientation: Demisexual Homosexual homoromantic Met: Almost being thrown off a bridge.

Member of the Modern Crime Prevention Task Force and uses modern and questionable means to solve his cases. Often getting into trouble and having to calculate his way out of it.

Izaya Orihara (Durarara)

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/she/they Age: 24 Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Asexual demiromantic biromantic Met: Was recommended to him for information.

The mysterious info broker of Ikebukuro, known for pulling the strings and acting as "God". Is more himself online and struggles to have any friends.

Percival de Rolo (Vox Machina)

S/I Version: Monster/normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 23 Height: 6'0"

Orientation: Asexual biromantic Met: Brought into the party when my village was destroyed. Water mage.

The brains of Vox Machina (sometimes). With a royal title at his back, he is doing his best to move on and make the life he wants for himself. A bit of a nerd and a clumsy dork.

Celty Sturluson (Durarara)

S/I Version: Normal/monster

Type: Platonic (older sister) Pronouns: She/her Age: Mentally in her late 20s Height: 5'8"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Saved by goons.

Celty, also known as the black rider, is a mysterious urban legend that rides the streets of Ikebukuro. Is truthfully a Dullahan who came to this city in the search for her head.

Jinx (Arcane)

S/I Version: Normal/villain

Type: Platonic (close friends/sisters) Pronouns: She/her Age: 19 Height: 5'4"

Orientation: Asexual biromantic Met: Found abandoned on the street.

Sister of Vi. Adopted by Silco later in life and works with his goons. Known for causing chaos wherever she goes.

Alucard (Castlevania)

S/I Version: Monster

Type: Queerplatonic Pronouns: He/they Age: 20 Height: 5'11"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Wondered onto his castle one day.

Son of Dracula, and lives in his old castle. Not known for being very friendly to strangers, and a bit paranoid.

Kaoru Sakurayashiki Aka Cherry (SK8)

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/they Age: 26 Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Taught some skating moves when saw him attempting it in the park.

One of the members of an underground skateboarding rink. Is a calligrapher as his full time career, and keeps his other identity as "Cherry" under wraps.

Chane Laforet (Baccano)

S/I Version: Normal/villain

Type: Romantic Pronouns: She/her Age: 20 Height: 5'8"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Saved when almost fell off a train.

A secret agency who had her voice removed so she could no longer tell any secrets. Extremely cautious and perspective.

Rachel (Baccano)

S/I Version: Normal/villain

Type: Romantic Pronouns: They/them Age: 20 Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Found hiding at a train station after almost fell.

An undercover spy working to clear her father's name. Tries to stay out of the spotlight but sees it all.

Westley Vuk (Wyldeflowers)

S/I Version: Normal/monster

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 25 Height: 6'0"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Met when accidentally fell into the other world.

The owner of a bookshop in a magical world. Secretly a werewolf, and fighting to accept himself.

(SPOILERS!!!) Miles Upshur (Outlast)

S/I Version: Normal/monster

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 24 Height: 6'1"

Orientation: Homosexual homoromantic Met: Met at the old outskirts of the asylum.

A journalist who went into Mount Massive Asylum after hearing about their unethical practices in an email from one of the employees. He never came out and is now the Walrider.

Viktor (Arcane)

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 25 Height: 5'10"

Orientation: Asexual biromantic Met: Met on the bridge when Viktor was brainstorming.

Viktor is a scientist working to make magic work with science. Helped create a new energy source for the world but rarely got any credit.

Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

S/I Version: Monster

Type: Romantic Pronouns: She/her Age: 24 Height: 5'8"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Saved from a Hell beast.

The mage of the group. Uses her magic to fight the monsters of Dracula and other vampires.

Damien Bloodmarch (Dream Daddy)

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 25 Height: 6'1"

Orientation: Asexual biromantic Met: At a local coffee shop they both frequent.

A gothic dad just trying to make his way in the world. Secretly a bit more soft than he lets on. Known for being quite poetic.

Senpai (Friday Night Funkin')

S/I Version: Music/monster

Type: Queerplatonic Pronouns: He/him Age: 18 Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Was working at the same coffee shop where Damien frequents.

A senior college student whose quite popular in his class. However, this has caused him to be a little spoiled, and he can get very ill-tempered when

Spirit (Friday Night Funkin')

S/I Version: Music/monster

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: Adult being Height: ???

Orientation: Pansexual biromantic Met: Through Senpai.

The spirit haunting Senpai. Wants to steal the bodies of others to be freed.

Yuuki Anzai (Devils' Line)

S/I Version: Normal

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 21 Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Asexual biromantic Met: Being saved from a devil one late night.

A devil in the F squad, working on devil related crimes and dangerous. Unsure if there can ever be peace between devils and humans, but wants there to be.

Man In The Walls (Red Haze)

S/I Version: Villain

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: Adult Height: Unknown

Orientation: Asexual omniromantic Met: When stayed in that apartment building and heard him in the walls, guiding her out.

A mysterious voice behind the walls of the apartment building, occasionally giving keys and other assistance. Has never been seen before, only heard.

Building 9 (Tales From Off-Peak City Vol 1.)

S/I Version: Normal/monster

Type: Platonic Pronouns: It/its Age: Adult Height: Unknown

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: When delivering pizza with @mrslitmus.

A sad building that just wants a little pizza to cheer it up.

Carnival Attendant (Smile For Me)

S/I Version: Normal/Worden

Type: Queerplatonic Pronouns: He/it Age: Adult Height: Unknown

Orientation: Bisexual biromantic Met: Attending a strange carnival with Kevin.

A carnival attendant that encourages people not to be afraid of their smiles. Always trying to cheer humans up.

Kevin (Welcome To Desert Bluffs)

Picrew

S/I Version: Worden

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/they Age: 20s or 30s Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Homosexual biromantic Met: Broke into his studio while being chased down by StrexCorp. He stopped them, invited Worden in as an honored guest, and let him take a nap on his lap to calm him down.

The host of a radio show covering the strange activity in Desert Bluffs, though wants to take over Night Vale as well. Known for being overly positive and encouraging others to smile wider.

Steve (Calico)

S/I Version: Music

Type: Romantic Pronouns: He/him Age: 20s Height: 5'9"

Orientation: Homosexual biromantic Met: While helping Steve with his potions and magic.

[closedcoffins]

most batshit fact about each baccano! muse i have

claire stanfield: aside from the fact that he has an actual god complex, once bent a solid steel door in half just to prove a point

maria barcelito: parental issues stemming from the fact that she DID NOT get to kill her grandfather like she wanted to

graham specter: once broke every single one of his own joints just to prove a point

jacuzzi splot: despite the fact that he will start crying if you look at him wrong he has straight up murdered people

nice holystone: has like 300 bombs THAT WE KNOW OF stashed in the genoard manor ( she does not own the manor she is squatting there FOR FREE ). also stores one special bomb in her empty eye socket.

huey laforet: injected his youngest daughter with the waterborne hivemind virus he created just to see what would happen

melvi dormentaire: gets his shit kicked in 3 separate times in 1935 and still walks around acting like he owns the place 

luchino b. campanella: hes the head of a violent worldwide organization in control of many business and inherited billions of secret dollars but he really just wants to be a stage magician and vomits at the sight of blood

luck gandor: once got his hand shot off and stabbed a man with the broken bone sticking out of the hand

sham: his existence is batshit

ronny schiatto: will just stop in the middle of the road to use his complex homunculus omniscience and somehow no one has noticed 

christopher shaldred: knife gun knife gun slaughters for fun

isaac dian: was locked up in solitary confinement in ALCATRAZ for like 4 days straight and didnt actually care even a little bit like he was perfectly chill afterwards he actually found it fun

ladd russo: owns a double decker bus (why)

maiza avaro: solution to encountering a cave-in was not “aw man let’s go another way” it was “hold on everybody i am going to obliteratw this car by driving it OVER THE ROCKS. lets be on our way”

jules upham: had a fermet encounter and lived (very rare)

chane laforet: every time shes overwhelmed with feelings she takes out a knife

gabe & juli barsotti: they each have a tricked up motorcycle which they have used to do complex assassinations on men in cars

pamela mccall: the most normal baccano character

lana sutton: faints at every scary thing (her career path of choice is ‘famous robber’)

sonja bake: actually thinks guns are god. like worships guns. like a lot.

rachel jones: sharpened a nail specifically for the purpose of cutting through ropes in case of a kidnapping (it happens a lot just part of the business idk)

molsa martillo: baccano 2002 just casually drops about thirty thousand dollars to send firo away on a honeymoon with ennis and czes

victor talbot: talks so much hes passed out from lack of air then woken up and continued to talk

kate gandor: married a mob boss because he appreciated her piano playing

laz smith: owns like 30 guns (gunmeister) and has not killed a single person even though hes definitely fired the guns. takes on an apprentice (ice pick thompson) who he buys the name ice pick thompson from because ice pick thompson (like a 13 year old boy) has killed more people than him. professional hitman btw.

roy maddock: i cant say anything mean about him hes been through enough

tick jefferson: let his brother tock believe he killed his pet rat for like 15 years for literally no reason

tock “tim” jefferson: he and his brother are named tick and tock and you would think this would make sense because their father is a clock salesman but actually the clock salesman is their stepfather so there is literally no reason for them to be named that

elmer c. albatross: you honestly had to be there.

dallas genoard: got put in a barrel at the bottom of the hudson river and as soon as he got out he began plotting a murder without knowing all of his murder victims are now immortal. he literally did not even hesitate to start planning those murders.