#ROBOTUS SICKFIC WHEN <333< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[cognitosclowns]

Ooooooo what about if Robotus somehow got a virus from the internet (if he was somehow let on) or if someone thought it would be funny to give him one. How you think he’d handle being sick?

AAA this is the cutest ask,, sickfics make my heart <3 EXPLODE TYSM

I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF HOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. THIS IDEA IS SO CUTE, IM PUNCHING THE AIR.

OH JUST,,,,,, the whiniest motherfucker. 'most advanced creation alive' my ASS.

I gotta cut him the slightest bit of slack bc,, hes quite literally never experienced sickness before,,,,,,, but he’s still gonna be very dramatic about it.

‘Oh I see - you’d rather let your perfect creation die than offer me help?’

‘You have a cold. The technological equivalent of The Sniffles. You’re fine.’ Reagan has the patience of a saint.

Reagan already programmed him w/ antivirus measures (as close as he has to an immune system??) so,, tbh there’s nothing to really be done? 

It isn’t worth the effort of messing around in his innards, plugging him into a terminal and fussing with code to get rid of,,, a Virus his body is already gonna take care of in a few days??

Voicebox glitches, surges of electricity causing pain/dizzy spells, his joints will start stalling for periods of time, limiting movement. His internal heating and cooling systems go outta wack, so he always feels either too warm or too cold.

he may try resolving the problem himself by Messing Around With His Innards which,,, yeah that just ends in a lot of Very Sharp Pain. 

Once he gives up on that (valiant?) effort, expect to find him,, huddled in the basement sulking, rewatching Friends on loop (<3 even Genocidal Robots have Comfort Shows <3) - if he’s particularly huffy, he might amuse himself with watching the feed of the War Room, or JR’s office. The Gang is,, constantly causing problems for themselves. It’s cathartic to know that no matter how badly he’s doing, they’re gonna be doing so much worse.

JUST SOME,, SCRAMBLED THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER. TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK