#ROBOOTY KUN

[cowboy-robooty]

the hetalia content scale. my beautiful mutuals please put yourself on this with me 😏. and uhh anyone else who wanna do this but dont wanna be in the same room as me blank below

[maribeilschmidt]

FOR @cowboy-robooty EHEHEH HAPPY MARTES AND BDAY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💕💕💕

[slimycracker]

FAQ (SUBJECT TO BE EDITED AT ANY TIME)

Q: Are Slimycracker and Mr. Kuchinawa actually you guys?

A: FUCK NO. Slimycracker is an OC that belongs to Wien (who owns the channel) and Mr. Kuchinawa is an OC that belongs to Robooty (@cowboy-robooty). They are not our sonas at all, we have separate designs for those. Also Slimycracker is an evil futanari girl while Wien is a he/him dude. Robooty and Wien are dating though. All these characters are more mascots rather than actual personas of ourselves, although they tend to share similar traits like favorite producers, certain funny habits, etc.

Q: Is it okay to create ship art/fanfic/whatever-else-you-can-think-of of you guys?

A: PLEASE LORD YES. SLIMYCRACKER IS THE MOST CONVOLUTED FUTANARI DOUJINSHI IN THE WORLD! THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE CHANNEL IS FOR PEOPLE TO DRAW SLIMYCRACKER X MR. KUCHINAWA PLEASEEEE!!!! There is a restriction that Slimycracker always semes ^_^

Q: Is it uh... okay to make 18+ content of these characters? >///<

A: Yes. Restriction here is that you’re old enough to and Slimycracker has her beautiful Mexican Schlong. Send to Robooty only.

Q: Is this an RP blog?

A: I mean. Technically? All of slimycracker is RP technically lol. When Wien or Robooty posts and its us talking to you guys we will tag it appropriately. But most posts will be tagged if it's supposed to be from our characters or us.

Q: How should I contact you?

A: For casual questions and such feel free to send an ask in our inbox. If you have business inquires or are a creator that wants to do a collab with us then please email slimycrackerr@gmail.com

Q: What art programs do you use to make the assets?

A: We use IbisPaint and Procreate on the Ipad

Q: What program do you use to edit?

A: Wien uses VN on his Ipad. On the rare occasions Robooty edits, he usually uses ToonSquid or Cute Cut on his mobile devices or uses whatever free editing software he is testing out on his computer (still has not found loyalty yet... whore)

Q: Why does your Project Sekai look like that?

A: BECAUSE ITS FUCKING JP SEKAI. JP SEKAI IS A YEAR AHEAD OF EN SEKAI. JUST GET A GODDAMN JAPANESE APPLE ID. STOP FUCKING ASKING THIS EVERY VIDEO

[ask-itager]

A bit dark, but uh, what would happen if one of you died? How would the other react?

im not really the type to want to protect anyone but now if germany was in danger i would absolutely make sure he would survive instead of accidentally saving him with the pictonians. since if he dies that means hes leaving me!!!!!!!!!! D:

germanys honest reaction would be the blog banner lawl

[wienertit]

will post on the gram later. gift for robooty kun @cowboy-robooty

[digital999placebo]

I’ve been scrolling too much through cowboy robooty’s blog. It feels weird seeing Germany without Kun behind it. He is literally Germany Kun . LIKE THAT IS GERMANY KUN *insert sfw pic of Germany here I only have nsfw ones at hand do not ask me about it*

[cowboy-robooty]

hello my robootylings.... i finally made the gaw damn meet the artist for the 1738 subscriber special ^_^ comment below what danganronpa execution i should get based on what youve learned abt me from this

[cowboy-robooty]

Regarding like Itager like in your mind what kind of dates do they go on

Like are they the kind of couple to go on like extravegant ass dates to like fancy restraunts and stuff or do they just like sit around in their house and like watch random movies

BOTH! I think because of germanys inexperience in his brain a date is only a date if its like "Take to dinner. Watch Movie. Wear something nice. Escort Home and if youre a slut get a kiss on the cheek." yknow the textbook definition, and because of that maybe once a month or something he will plan a date like that and be like Italy. Lets Go..... on a Date. and ofc italy is like hell yes bro me when i dont have to plan and hell pay for my meal n ticket 😍😍 I think even sometimes he borrows Japans shoujo manga (since he canonically in draws in a manga-like artstyle.. thats crazy) and studies it with sticky notes and shit to get ideas for new dates. so i think if you asked them theyd say thats what their dates are, but really theyre having casual dates like every fuckin day. Because theyre also best bros and Italy will shoot himself in the head if germany cant attend daily movie night with him (never forget when germany hung out with greece for four hours and italy went *cries* YOUVE BEEN SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME WITH GREECE LATELY....) They go on adventures together all the time like Harold and Kumars quest for white castle and i think something like that can be considered a date, since a date is just doing shit together yes? If anything I think they get equally romantic together on a fancy date and daily best bro adventures, bc on a fancy date its not like germany suddenly gets all gay, hes still normal its more like theyre just hanging out doing fancier things because germany doesnt really know how act romantic (besides being classic germany flustered... actually i think the only difference in their pda together is that as bros germany is like whatever. ill hug you its a bro thing. but when hes on a date hes like PDA IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. PLEASE WAIT UNTIL WE ARE IN A PRIVATE AREA. >///< and italy goes PLEASEE PLEASEEE GERMANY KISS KISS KISS IT ISNT A DATE WITHOUT A KISS PLEASEEEE and germany goes eugh.... fine. *blushes* and does it because germany will do anything for italy if he asks twice) and italy doesnt really change his behavior either cuz if anything he already constantly acts like a clingy affectionate amoeba so its actually all the same...? The only difference i suppose is that ironically at the end of the date they usually part ways because in germanys head thats what a gentleman doss after escorting someone home and italy is like whatever lol bc either way that night he breaks into germanys house, crawls into his bed naked + uninvited, and well.... *looks around* did anybody else see that? And when theyre at home chilling the only difference is that Italy already has step one done (infiltrating germanys home) so... it always ends the same practically everyday! What a wonderful date!

*NOTE: i do think that Italy has learned that he can only try macking out on Germany inbetween episodes/movies because bro locks in hard and will go BITCH GET OFF ME IM INVESTED RN if he tried mid show. And even when germany says fine ok after Italy asks twice hell be distracted bc he was so locked in so Italy has learned its better to just wait until his brain is released from the screen. In general thats how Germany is if hes doing a task so thats why one time they got hospitalized for 2 weeks because Italy tried to give road head while also being the driver! A man has to do what a man has to do

[cowboy-robooty]

i only put mein most important opinions on here... i have smaller ships i like but they need explanations or are just not important enough to clutter the chart with lol. also theres ships that i think are true and deadass its just not otp or love bc im not personally invested in them but i think they are the Truth

[maribeilschmidt]

could I draw your oc/mariger? they look lovely! 💕

How is that even a question? Omg yesYESyds of course!!!!!! (* >ω<) ill probably draw something in return for that

I love drawings so much I have some printed heh

Theres some of my favorite recent drawings, 2 of them are art trade ^_^

Yaa i valuate these so much!!

[cowboy-robooty]

What is your schedule in a day?~😌

Hi Fax!!!!! >u< Sorry this is so late !! I decided to doodle this out to make it a little more interesting ^_^ My summer schedule is very chaotic, so I just have a collage of things I do daily in whatever order. Here is a link to my highschool schedule though! LINK

[cowboy-robooty]

see actually i do like an accept content that is germany and italy shipped with other characters but it has to be done accurately ie. their lives have to be absolute dogshit because theyre not together. because i can enjoy a good rusger or ameger but only if germany is literally enduring the worst torture known to mankind and doesnt even really end up actually loving the other person its more of some stockholm syndrome shit because i in fact do believe thats exactly what would realistically happen in a universe where germany and italy dont stick together for whatever reason. like for italy he doesnt need to be experiencing actual guantanamo bay torture like germany but he does need to be living a "hate my wife" syndrome existence with the other mf. because i think italy would only not get hate my wife syndrome with germany and with anyone else eventually hed end up cheating n shit lawl

[cowboy-robooty]

ROBOOTY RANSOM. (50 USD REWARD. DEADASS)

Hello everyone... it has been almost two months now. And the man who created germany dances gangnam style still has not responded to me on da facebook. So I am putting this video up for ransom.

IF YOU CAN PROVIDE ME THE FULL GERMANY DANCES GANGNAM STYLE VIDEO BY OLIVER KIERKEGAARD IN REASONABLE VIDEO QUALITY. YOU WILL BE AWARDED 50$ VIA PAYPAL OR VISA GIFT CARD BY ME.

These images below are the only screencaps I have of the video. Please. Please find it for me. I have been searching for years I need it.

please if you can reblog and share to spread the word.

[cowboy-robooty]

selfie of me and my boyfriend

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys see robooty itager is the slowest burn fucking imaginable. because i think that 1) italy would have to initiate them dating since germany thinks hes rejected forever after buon san valentino (my boy loves one sided crush) and 2) if they dont slow burn theyll crash and explode. because i think italy takes forever to realize he genuinely really fucking love germany and ONLY loves him and is willing to be loyal 'n treat him well to have him. Since i think italy isnt the type to really love ever since his kindergarten crush so he takes forever to recognize what he feels is genuine love (plus his love is born from a sense of entitlement but thats a whole 'nother enchilada). but yeah and because they take forever and are fully developed in their feelings when they date things are happy happy sunshine swag peace and love ❤️ they do stupid shit as bros the only difference now is they make out sometimes and japan cries himself to sleep everyday ^_^

but in a world where somehow they started dating BEFORE italy completely sorts out his feelings then OHHHH MY GOD. HELLWORLD. LITERAL HELLWORLD. because italy would totally cheat on germany and germanys heart would have youtube poop glass shattering effect explosion and italy would be #unloyal and #mean #scumgong and he would break up with germany for being so clingy and upset about him breaking his heart everyday or germany would break up with italy because everyone in his entire life (2 people: japan and prussia) is telling him that he needs to because italys making him chew glass (they take like 6 years to convince him and have to resort to saying its for italys own good if he breaks up with him). and then when they break up germany would hashtag die and explode because he obviously still loves italy but hes held back by prussia to not come back to him and tries to satiate his autistic brain by thinking "he was mean to me and told me to leave. im sorry ill leave now sorry for bothering you" and he also doesnt feel close to anybody except italy and has to go "brother....... i am.... not feeling good right now........" and cant say much else bc WE SAW IN THE ANIME GERMANY WANTED TO VENT ABT ITALY AND REALIZED HE HAS NOBODY BC HE ONLY IS CLOSE ENOUGH IN THAT WAY TO ITALY. and then cut to italy and hes partying it up because hes pissed off at germany for being on his ass hardcore every single day for the past god knows how long (hate my wife syndrome) until a while later the partying slows down and he has a bunch of moments where he thinks "well usually right now germany would do [thing]" and that builds up until he is hit with the full realization that germany is not going to stay by his side anymore. because hes run away now and hes never ever coming back. and that realization is like the evil version of italy realizing that he loves germany and wants him to ALWAYS be by his side; so much so that hes willing to do what it takes and compromise and be loyal n shit to make that happen. and now italy is freaking out because he doesnt feel this urge ever and now hes already fumbled the dude hes fr in gays with. but this realization is evil because its under a sense of panic and shit so its also motivated by italy feeling a sense of entitlement to having germany by his side and like HES SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

and from there italy would get back together with germany either easily bc he would just ask and say sorry and germany would go "well to be fair I should have been better as well. yes we should try again i want to too, i will try my best to not fail you this time." or it would be hard because germany would have his mind made up (with prussias support and urging and shit) to be like no italy we arent good for eachother and i cant (shouldnt) forgive you for doing those things to me and italy would be like Oh. and chew glass and freak the fuck out until he decides hes going to use #emotional manipulation and sob to everyone about how germany wont take him back and make everyone hate on germany and call him a terrible guy n shit to make germany feel so guilty and think hes an awful person to italy that he takes italy back. but even then their relationship is now fucked up forever because they live in perfect symbiosis thats their entire thing but now they dont because germany now has doubt of italy because of how he went into their relationship before and didnt give a fuck and italy unlocked his evil paranoia because now when he gets scared that germany will leave him he cant be comforted by thinking that would never happen because IT DID. HE WAS SEPERATED FROM HIM IT IS POSSIBLE TO MAKE GERMANY RUN AWAY. and because of that italy gets a lot more freaky about not wanting anyone to like germany so germany wont like them more than him and being emotionally manipulative and possessive and yandere shit because his paranoia is driving him to it. itager is great because it has so much potential to be evil like italy could emotionally manipulate germany so hard and all that shit but it would never happen because germany is so loyal and obsessed with italy that he never makes italy feel paranoid and like he has to. theyre like imagine if someone who has potential yandere gene in them dated a person who loved them more than anything in the entire universe and bends to their every will and never even glances at another person. that yandere gene is never getting activated bruh and at most manifests when italys like WAHHHH GERMANY YOU WONT LIKE RUSSIA MORE THAN ME RIGHT?? WHY DONT I HAVE THE MOST GERMAN TOURISTS IN THE WORLD WTF IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT ME I NEED TO CHANGE????? but in the world where they rush things they break up and it disrupts all this homeostasis and makes them a little evil afterwards because italy has excessive paranoia that cant be quenched and germany has autism doubt because "he betrayed me once...... so hell probably betray me again *cries*"

[cowboy-robooty]

i have this terrible habit of constantly eating moldy food because when I like something I save it away but I save it for too long and it goes bad and I dont wanna waste it so im perpetually eating moldy shit all the time