#REJECTED AND BITCHLESS ALL AROUND

[hoejosatoru]

Got Game?

Ranking of Tokyo Revengers men based on how much game they have. Basically does your fave has rizz or nah.

20. Kisaki

Kisaki is dead fucking last I’m sorry. I really can’t picture him being flirty at all. He kinda has bitchless vibes, which is maybe why he is so trifling. 

19. Hakkai

Bro is just too shy. He really struggles to talk to girls, especially the ones he is attracted to. The only reason he is not dead last is because I think it could unintentionally work in his favor in some cases. Like some people may find it cute, but he is not really doing it purposefully, so it doesn’t really count as having game.

18. Takemitchy 

He is just a tad awkward. I think he would try to approach girls to impress his friends but then when he’s actually there in front of you he doesn’t know what to say. I think he could work his way into someone’s heart over time, but does not have a lot fo success trying to pick up someone he just met

17. Shinichiro

Pains me to put him so low but he has canonically been rejected like 20 times sooo. He definitely gets better over time. I think his problem would be he’s not good with his openers (I could see him doing corny pick up lines half ironically), so some people don’t even give him a chance. But if they do, he can be pretty endearing and end up getting numbers. But does strike out quite a bit. 

16. Kazutora

Kinda shy and similar to Hakkai in that talking to people he finds attractive would make him super nervous. However, Tora is a sneaky, smart dude. I think he would be aware that his (let’s be honest femboy lmao) look can really work in his favor. If he finds someone who is into that, he does pretty well, but if not he doesn't alway get them

15. Taiju

He’s low just because he comes off super intimidating. People will avoid him or get nervous around him in a bar or wherever, so he isn’t always able to strike up convo. I feel like he is not self aware enough to know if he toned it down a little he’d have better luck. Definitely gets a decent amount of pussy, though, because the size kink girlies love him.

14. Sanzu

He also loses points for being intimidating. Not for his size, but he just has an unnerving aura about him at time. He is fearless, though, and will walk up to anyone he thinks is hot and is not deterred until he finds someone who is into him. His confidence definitely is what helps him get laid.

13. Koko

He flirts by being mean, which sometimes works really well and sometimes it does not at all. He’s like 50/50 on success rate.

12. Takeomi

Another guy who is like 50/50 on success. I think he likes to play into the older guy thing, which, when he finds the right person, works super well for him. However he is definitely been called a creep on occasion lol. 

11. Izana

Definitely another one who can intimidate people off the bat. He is a lot smoother with his words and can easily talk your walls down if you were nervous about him at first.

10. Mikey

He’s such a flirt oml. He will flirt with people just for fun and the attention. Does pretty well though like if he intends to hook up with someone he almost always can. Only turned down on occasion and it’s usually because they see him flirting with everyone

9. Chifuyu

Chifu is really good at charming people. Also very fun with he is flirting, but is better at directing it than Mikey. He’s the guy you don’t expect much from when he approaches you but by the end of the conversation you’re asking him for his number.

8. Kakucho

He is the shyest guy this far up because I do think he’s nervous around people he’s attracted to. However, he’s so sweet and genuine that it works in his favor almost all the time (plus being fine as hell doesn’t hurt). He’s good at making a joke at how nervous he is, which breaks the tension for both of you.

7. Baji

He also flirts by being a little mean but he is better at it than Koko. He knows how to work up to it and make it like fun banter. He’s very bold and can come on too strong for some, but for the most part he is getting laid as much as he wants.

6. Rindou

He’s really laidback with flirting. I feel like he is the type to buy someone a drink from across the bar and like get you to approach him. Not because he’s shy but because he likes the power trip. Sometimes it doesn’t work but when it does, he almost always goes home with that person that night.

5. Mitsuya

He’s so fucking smooth but in a subtle, natural way. He’s super genuine and is the best at making whoever he’s flirting with feel comfortable. He is a great conversationalist, so there are never any awkward silences. He’s the type of flirt that you don’t even realize he’s flirting with you. Not because he’s bad at it but because he’s so good.

4. Hanma

Hanma has cornered the market on crazy bitches. He knows his brand and the type of people who go for that and can sniff ‘em out anywhere. Because of that he has a super good success rate. He can come on a little strong at times and sometimes has crazy vibes (because look at him), but again he goes for people how are into that so it usually doesn’t hinder him.

3. Draken

Draken is such a good flirt oml. Similar to Mitsuya in that he doesn’t come on strong and it feels like that’s just his natural personality. He is not shy at ALL like if he thinks someone is hot he’ll find a way to approach them. But also makes it seem super nonchalant??? He definitely likes to use teasing a little bit. Not a softie at all (at least not right off the bat). He can come off a little gruff, which on occasion works against him. HOWEVER, most times if he’s chatting up someone he’s into he knows how to work it in his favor.

2. Wakasa

Just look at him. That should tell you why he is number 2. But fr he is super confident and sooo good at the approach. He also likes to play a little hard to get, but knows how to execute it perfectly. Has never struck out once. It’s a gift.

1.Ran

Again, just fucking look at him bro. Could charm the skin off a snake. It’s so easy for him. He’s interesting because I think he could easily come off as sleazy or laying it on too thick but somehow never does?? He’s so good at getting even the most sus people to put their guard down. Will have you blushing and giggling and handing over your number before you even know its happening.

[corvidae-00]

Tsudere /sub touch starved Jax in heat that pretends to hate the reader but does things to secretly be with them x a fem happy but smart Uzadere that loves being in the circus.She loves adventures,animals,cute things,fighting,food ect! lots of energy too but can be pretty insensitive and a little selfish with a little crush on jax. I feel like at first jax would completely reject liking her then he would be extra mean,then Maybe subconsciously know he likes her amd hates the feeling lol. cus he copes by trying to not have feelings and tries to act "tough". its pretty obvious that the reader is in love with him but his dumb ass cant catch on . She gives lots of compliments which makes him flustered and mad ( he is mad bc he thinks nobody likes him that much, he is mean to her to make her go away but it doesn't work ) but he pretends not to care. the reader would definitely confesses first tho. Sorry for such a long request its just that not many people write jax in this sorta way so i had to be detailed lol. also if you don't wanna use female pronouns you can make it non gender ofc 😅tysm for even reading such a long thing! and you don't have to do this at all lr you can switch it up. Anything is VERY appreciated tho😊 also i feel like max would be a massive virgin due to how annoying he is...he definitely a horny bitchless rabbit-

AHHHH! MY FIRST ASK ;0; Thank you!!! And i personally LOvE Jax- like its an issue 0-0 but im so happy to write for him first! your request is amazing and i truly love it! i hope i did it justice!!! i hope you dont mind HCs! if you did want a story just hit me back up in the answer box and ill write a lil something for ya! ;)

MDNI BELOW THE CUT+ Warnings: Smutty smut themes, bottom Jax <3- Cussing, swearing, the norm

The Reader definitely brought light to the Circus, when she first appeared she was the TALK OF THE TENT, everyone was happy to finally have someone around to liven up the place- > besides jax- the little shit made it his sole duty to make sure Reader was the punchline of his jokes or somehow always "in his way" and the Reader often got the butt of the assult. > Jax being Jax when the feelings for reader started to arise- he got scared- a little worried- upset even. More at himself than you but still pretty pissy- this just made the tourment wose oh lord- > Reader found this fun, more ways to annoy and poke and proad at Jax, finding his constant target on the Reader absolutely hilarious > Reader always calling the oblivious rabbit pet names!!! *Toots, Fluff butt, Shnookums (Only because it pissed Jax off and everyone would laugh), babes, Etc Etc, > Jax STILL oblivious to the reader ;0; taking it as her teasing him and pushing him and oh no we cant have that!!!! Jax haaates it. Secretly likes it HATES IT- >Despite the tension between the two Jax would often threaten Caine or sneak the other circus members things of value to be around reader. not knowing why- HE IS MADLY IN LOOOVE he wanted to be around Reader!! SMUT >Jax in heat is something i dont think even he saw coming- like they are digital code- BUT DAMN- > Stuck in his room alone humping a pillow and pulling his ears over his face embarrassed beyond belief at his own actions > Reader was coming to annoy Jax concerned why she didnt see him at breakfast (His favorite meal of the day may i add- >Knocking on his door reader had a shit eating grin "Sleeping in pookie?" She calls through the door only a groan and a loud huff was the response she got >Thats rude. Reader thinks and just assuming he is having one of his man period days- Reader enters his room- and boy is the sight she sees amazing- Jax face down and ass up with a pillow under his hips, face flushed a deep purple and his overalls down to his waist- > Reader and Jax are just staring at eachother with wide eyes >"G-GET OUT!!" "Nah i dont think i will" >Lets just say reader helps the little bunny get the relief he was so looking for- >They dont argue as much anymore-

----------------------------------------------------- THANK YOU FOR READING!!! I hope you enjoyed your request and it was too your liking! im still getting back into writing so its a slow process!! let me know what you think!!! thank you so much!!! <3333

[seobstarr]

ON THE COURT— 015: WOAH.

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His body struggles to move through the crowd of bodies as he makes his way to her, constantly trying to squeeze between people. “Found you!” He chuckles, taking a deep breath from all of the pushing and shoving.

“And you wanted me to dance…” She scoffs playful as the red cup lifts to her lips, Theo’s body leans swiftly over the countertop they both rested against, his forearm grazing against hers.

After a couple of minutes of painful silence his eyes dart to the ping pong table, where their classmates were. “Do you wanna go play?” He nudges her slightly to catch her attention and her head whips to focus on the activity he pointed at.

“Beer pong?” Her voice questioned

“Yeah, it could be fun!” He hoped to god she didn’t reject him, considering how all she’s been doing was sitting and observing everyone at the party

“Hmm, sure why not” Theo sighs in relief when she agrees to the offer with a light shrug and smiles, his hand interlocking with hers (making sure he didn’t touch the still wrapped one from the coffee incident) and leading her through the crowd.

Her body tensed as he gently guides her through the crowded living space, his hand tightening when it was too hard to push through the bodies. The blood rushes to her cheeks and her smile starts to become more prominent.

“Hey, Theo! Was wondering where you were” Keeho, who had just got done missing his turn, swung his arm around Theo in a childish gesture.

“Had to do something first, my bad.”His eyes dart down to the locked fingers between the both of you then goes back up to link with Theo’s nervous eyes “Hm, I see now…:

“Manager” Keeho smiles

“Hey, Kyo!” Y/n fastly waves back with her free hand

“Are you guys here to play?”

“Yeah, thought we could give it a try” Y/n says again and Theo nods.

“Cool, we just finished this round so you guys get next. Y/n, you’re on Sumin’s team. Theo, you’re on mine,” Keeho explains and Y/n quickly unlocks her hand from Theo’s grasp to walk over to the right side of the table.

“Y/n, right?” Sumin points.

“Yeah! You must be Sumin?” She nods from the introduction.

“Yup, glad to meet you! I think we have a class together, no?”

Y/n’s brain racks at the thought of her, at any familiar feeling “Introduction to Philosophy?” She questions back, the lightbulb in her head brimming with inquiry

“Yes! You sit in front of me most of the time!”

“Right, it’s good to see you!” Y/n says back, giggling a little. “These are my friends! They’ll be on our team.” she nods in solidarity as Sumin hands her a ping pong ball.

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keb notes!: BYE IM SORRY FOR SLOW UPDATES LOLLL IM SORRY YOU GUYS HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG FOR CHAPTERS

:( but senior year is NO joke (i’ve been watching one piece instead of working, i made it to timeskip :p) but i promise things will pick up from here 🫡 alsoooo after this i think i wanna make a sequel with riize, smth ab sungchan since i made him bitchless in this smau😭 AND AND AND proud to say that riize and stayc WILL be main characters in this story starting from here on out !!!

[wazabii]

Haitani Rindou- lovin ain't easy when you were never loved

Rindou, the younger haitani brother. The lesser sibling. The one who's bitchless, and it's not his fault, his brother is just more appealing to women. The sibling, only known as 'Ran's younger brother'.

Rindou haitani, who used to only watch his crush of 3 years, (y/n) Gojo, walking around without a care in the world while stepping on ants. The boy could only hope, hoping that she'll one day look his way.

Rindou who found it unfair that no matter what, he will always be inferior, the second choice compared to his dear older brother.

The younger has always had thoughts.

Sometimes he wishes he was the older brother. Maybe women like that better. Sometimes he wishes he has his brother's carefree personality and words. But no, he just had to have this stubborn, unlovable, stoic attitude. Sometimes he wishes he was standing right next to his brother, not above nor below. Sometimes he wishes he wasn't 'Ran's younger brother' or 'Ran's sibling'. Sometimes he wishes he was never in the haitani family.

He didn't want to be compared with his brother Ran, as much as he adores his older brother, he just wanted to be...... Rindou haitani.

Sometimes he wishes to be.....loved.

Rindo who on the day he found the courage to confess, was so shaky his knees buckled. He was way worse than having to face the blue afro male, Kawata Souya at their brawl. The poor boy came prepared for rejection, ready to leave hear something along the lines of 'i like your brother more' or 'you're brother's more my type'. I mean it would make sense that his brother is more suitable for you. Rindou is only 172 cm (5'8) while (y/n) was 180 cm (5'11). His brother was 183 cm (6'0) which obviously is more comfortable with her height.

He who heard laughing and turned around muttering an apology while getting ready to sprint, basically accepting your mockery, only to be shocked when he was shoved ot your big,soft chest.

It took him a while to comprehend what you said, but once he did it was waterworks. A simple 'of course!' was enough to send him bawling. He wrapped his arms around you with a bone crushing hug while sobbing into your chest.

'Rin is me being your girlfriend making you that happy?' 'You choosing me over my brother makes me the happiest man alive!'

"I promise you will never regret me being your boyfriend! I'll make you the centre of my life and love like no other. I'll do this so you won't have to go through what I did. I might not be the best lover at first but I'll prove that I can do better for you! But do give me time, as after all

Lovin ain't easy when you were never loved '

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[silverynight]

How to ask a cheerleader out

Chapter 1

Katsuki is getting tired of that blond guy with the weird smile; he thinks he's better than everyone else, which is why he's always trying to piss Katsuki off because he's actually the only one who doesn't believe anything that he says.

But he must admit, he's getting on his nerves that morning.

"Just ignore him, Bakubro," Kirishima says, looking a little bit tense, probably because Katsuki is infamous for his explosive personality. Sometimes he wishes he could actually blast things off with his hands; he would have made that presumptuous guy shut up already. "Mina told me one of the cheerleaders (that cute new guy actually) turned him down and that's why he's been like that lately."

"Ha! I knew Monoma couldn't get himself a date!" Kaminari laughs then, but he's loud enough for the guy in question to hear.

"He wasn't even that cute," Monoma comments, getting closer to their table, which is why Katsuki starts cursing Kaminari internally. "Besides, you can't say anything if you're bitchless."

Kaminari grimaces then, but looks down at his bowl instead.

"FUCK OFF!" Katsuki growls; he's not in the mood to tolerate stupid people.

"Blasty!" Monoma grins. "Can't believe you're even more pathetic than your friend there! Because people do seem to find you attractive, but they say you're too intimidating to date. Bet you don't even know how to ask someone out!"

"I'M THE BEST AT EVERYTHING! SO SHUT UP!"

"Don't listen to him, Bakubro."

"You don't have what it takes–"

"You know what? Shitty hair is right, I'm wasting my time here," he seriously needs to start his essay after all, but he's not going to say that because he doesn't want to look like a nerd. "Besides, I don't have time to date anyone."

"What? Are you afraid of getting rejected?"

Katsuki has been trying to control his anger, but sometimes it's really difficult, especially with idiots like Monoma around.

"I bet you can't ask one of the cheerleaders out and take them to the school dance as your date."

"That's enough, Monoma..."

"Don't worry, I'm not making him ask your precious Ashido out. Good for you for landing that one, by the way."

Kirishima narrows his eyes; he always gets upset when someone like Monoma mentions his girlfriend.

"I told you to fuck off! I'm not interested!"

"Seriously? No one? Look, the cheerleaders are just walking in the cafeteria! What about that last one who looks like a nerd?"

Katsuki's heart starts beating in a funny way inside his chest as soon as he sees those green curls; he recognizes those freckles and that laugh, although he must admit, the thick thighs are new... No! Why is his mind going in that direction?

Still, Izuku looks really good in the cheerleader's uniform.

Katsuki has to shake his head and blink a couple of times in order to snap himself out of it. He can feel his own face turning red.

That's his childhood friend. The one he thought he lost, the one he didn't treat that well when they were kids because he used to have a crush on him and didn't know how to handle it back then.

But he does now... right? Although it's not like Katsuki still has a crush on Izuku.

At that moment Izuku starts giggling at something one of his friends says and his cheeks turn slightly pink; Katsuki's heart becomes louder, almost like it's trying to tell him something.

Alright, maybe he still does.

"So you ask him out, go on a couple of dates with him and then you can break up with him after the dance."

"No. I'm not going to do that."

"You're no fun!" Monoma sighs dramatically. "I'll have to ask someone else instead..."

"No, I'll do it!"

"That's not manly, Bakubro!"

Katsuki ignores his outraged and annoying friends in order to shake that idiot boy's hand.

"But you'll have to do things for me and my friends for a month and shut your stupid mouth up."

"If I lose, Blasty." Monoma grins. "And if you do, you'll stop talking to the cute cheerleader."

Katsuki hesitates, but just for a second.

"Are you afraid to lose?"

"I always win."

"We'll see."

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"Don't do this, Bakubro! Why would you break the poor guy's heart just for a bet?"

"Kiri is right. Besides, I know you're a jerk sometimes, but I thought you weren't that kind of a jerk," Kaminari pouts, looking from his bowl to Katsuki.

"I'm not going to break anyone's heart!" Katsuki has to lower his voice because they're still in the cafeteria. The mere thought of hurting Izuku (more than he did when they were kids) makes Katsuki feel physically ill.

No, he's going to take care of him this time. And maybe also make Izuku fall in love with him.

Just like he is already... Alright, perhaps Katsuki doesn't have just a crush on Izuku after all.

But he can't handle it this time; he's not going to panic or get overwhelmed by his own feelings.

"You're going to break up with him!"

"No," he almost growls, but the thought hurts him, even though he's not dating Izuku yet. "The idiot guy said I could, but I'm not going to."

"So you'll date someone you don't like?" Kaminari cuts in, confused. Kirishima looks seriously worried about the whole thing.

"Who says I don't like Izuku?"

"Izuku? That's the cheerleader's name? Wait... How do you know that?"

Katsuki pinches the bridge of his nose, takes a deep breath and then proceeds to tell his friends about Midoriya Izuku.

He doesn't like the fact that Kirishima looks even more concerned now.

"Of course I'll... ask for forgiveness first. I'll try to make it up to him."

"You must know that this could go very wrong. Bakubro, you should tell him the truth."

"That I made a bet about him? Yeah, way to earn his trust back!" Katsuki hisses, although he can clearly see Kirishima's point. He didn't want to do it at first, but he wasn't going to let Monoma go to someone else. Someone who could break Izuku's heart. "I told you, I'm not going to break up with him. I'm going to win the bet and stay with Izuku because I... really like him."

He loves him.

"So it's a win-win situation, right?" Kaminari relaxes immediately. "That sounds pretty good actually."

"The fact that Kamibro thinks this a good idea should tell you something," Kirishima says, almost desperate. "No offense, Kaminari!"

"Nothing bad is going to happen!" Katsuki growls before heading towards Izuku's table. On his way there he sees Ashido walking towards the opposite direction, probably to see her boyfriend.

"Where are you going, Blasty?"

Katsuki ignores her, because he's too nervous to say anything.

However, everything seems to fall into place as soon as those green eyes meet his. Oh, he's missed him so much.

He's not going to let him go this time.

"Kacchan?" Izuku jumps from his seat, before taking a few steps towards him. "It's been a while!"

"De-Izuku... Can I talk to you for a second?"

"Of course!" He beams, like nothing happened, like Katsuki was never a jerk towards him, like he never ignored him when they were kids.

A girl with brown hair glares at Katsuki before asking Izuku if he's alright.

"Yes, don't worry, Uraraka! I'll be right back!"

They get out of the cafeteria and walk around for a bit. Katsuki is nervous and it doesn't help that Izuku looks absolutely stunning in that cheerleader uniform.

"Listen, Izuku... I wanted to apologize for what happened years ago..."

"We were kids."

"That still doesn't make it, right," Katsuki argues, looking from Izuku's eyes to the ground. "I'm sorry. I truly am. It's okay if you don't want to forgive me, you don't have to, I just wanted to let you know I feel bad about what happened and I'll try to make things right if you let me–"

Izuku pulls him into his arms, prompting Katsuki to relax into the embrace almost immediately.

"I forgave you a while ago."

"Of course you did, nerd," Katsuki rolls his eyes, feeling like he doesn't deserve any of it. He forgets about everything else for a moment; he's just so glad to have seen him again.

"Let's start again, what do you think, Kacchan?"

"That's a great idea," Katsuki nods, smiling in a way he knows it makes him look like a besotted idiot, but he doesn't care because being with Izuku feels so right.

Like he never stopped seeing him, like he still knows him completely.

Everything is going to be fine.

Right?

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[ratgingi]

a couple murr facts before i pass out so he will hopefully leave me alone

as ive said before he falls in love Really Easy and when it happens its hard and fast . he also technically 'recovers' from it really fast when rejected because hell just mope abt it being another tally on the board rather than the specific details of the thing itself yk. he also has an issue of he can be totally indifferent on a person but if they say they like him in that way he falls head over heels

he has three other rings that he doesnt wear that may or may not also be from past marriages he never specifies, also the rings he does wear have diamonds on them but he turns them so that the diamond is hidden / faces the inside of his hand rather than being on display. sometimes he fidgets with them by spinning them around nd stuff though. this is because he used to have Six Rings but got mugged once and learned his lesson </3

ive stated it a couple of times but he has a brother named atticus, the two are twins but unlike murr, atti is capable of getting and keeping bitches he just doesnt like people enough to do so. he will occasionally call murr with no purpose except bullying him for moving into dt and being bitchless. the two dont get along what so ever and murr does not know Why but just accepts it and returns the energy as he does with most things. this is partially why he and roe have an issue bc frm his pov roe is just mean and hates him for no reason so much like with his brother hes like fine ill go out of my way to Bother You then .

he can be pretty spiteful at times and will occasionally feel bad abt it later until hes back around whoever he had the issue with bc then it just flares back up

hes very pathetic and annoying but he can be incredibly sweet too, i wouldnt recommend going to him for advice or anything but he listens well when the situation calls for it and has a lot of compassion for those around him if they havent given him a reason not to yet or anything yk. also hes pretty affectionate obviously and gives good hugs so

he literally couldnt care less about what people call him in terms of like. pronouns gendered terms whatever the hell. he responds to it all the same bc he cares more about the intention of the words than what words are used if that makes any sense

hes constantly pouting / generally sad looking. the only time hes not is when talking to someone he likes (which does not always include friends lmao . for example hes still mopey when around charlie, charlie just tunes it out). when he isnt though he lights up pretty brightly

hes almost always twirling his phone cord (or hair in fleshhead situations) around his finger. its kinda just what he does when he doesnt have something else to do with his hands

he has a slight french accent + speaks french too but due to not using it much hes sorta rusty with it

[dykebeyondthebinary]

You reblogged a post that was like "I want stories in my askbox" among other things, so let me tell you a wild story about fifth (ages 10-11) grade in the USA.

So, context. I'm going to call my school Smallcock elementary. Smallcock was overcrowded, so the 5th graders were put in trailers on the field. There were four 5th grade teachers: Ms. Weirdname, Mr. Gayvoice, Ms. Pokemon, and my least favorite (and my homeroom) Ms. Aloof. In Ms. Aloof's class, there was also a student teacher who I'll call Ms. Bitch. Ms. Bitch hated me, and did this thing where she obviously favored the neurodivergent kids and made it very obvious who they were, which made the rest of us resent them because she wasn't very nice to us. Ms. Bitch did shit like take away my books if they were "too hard" (the ones I remember were Animal Farm and The Hunger Games, both of which my parents were fine with me reading) and would be very loud about giving the neurodivergent kids calculators on tests. This led to there being two groups in the class: the "smart kids" (gifted kids + neurotypicals) and the "dumb kids" (everyone else). The smart kids extended their reach to other classes, and liked to show their smartness with maturity, like using musically constantly, ditching class, and dating. Enter the Smallcock Elementary cheating scandal.

So, it all started with the head of the smart kids who I'll call Kate. Kate was dating Jack, and had started early in the year. Everyone thought Kate was super cool and mature. In like November, Nate and Izzy started dating. Note that all of these kids except Jack were in Ms. Aloof's class. In around January, Vivian came out as a lesbian again and asked Kate out. Kate rejected her, but it kind of sparked an idea in her head. She started talking to me and her bestie, Anne, about what would happen if you dated more than one person, and me and Anne were like no. Cheating bad.

And then Anne got together with Leo, but a guy called Brent who was notoriously unpopular told Leo that Anne was cheating on him with Vivian, so Leo decided to pick up another girl. He settled on Ava, a nice girl from Ms. Weirdname's class who had no way of knowing what was happening- especially since it was her first year at the school. Leo told Nate and Jack about this, and Nate told Anne, dumped Izzy, and asked Anne out. Anne told Ella from Ms. Weirdname's class, who then tried to set me up with Brent by telling me he had a crush on me. But Brent was one of the "dumb kids" so while I made an effort to be nicer to him, I never asked him out. He never asked me out, either. That is the end of my involvement in the story.

But Anne didn't dump Leo. She told Kate, and Kate took it as the all clear to ask out Zed. Zed and Kate lasted all of two weeks before Kate started feeling guilty, so she dumped him. Zed was sad and Izzy made him feel better, so he asked her out. The two were relatively stable for the rest of the year and were basically friends who called each other girlfriend and boyfriend. But Zed complained to Nate and Leo. Nate was close friends with Jack, and told him. Jack got really upset and wanted to be seen holding hands with a girl just to show Kate what it was like, and somehow settled on Vivian. Kate blew up at Jack and said that she was only doing it to gauge whether or not he was a piece of crap for his secret admirer. The "secret admirer" was supposedly Hilda, who was a known boy hater. Hilda denied this vehemently. Either way, Jack apologized and he and Kate stayed together for the rest of 5th grade.

This mess led Kate to talk to Anne about dumping Leo, since she suddenly cared about faithfulness. Anne was like ??? This was your idea bestie, but then Hilda spilled the tea to Ava, who immediately dumped Leo and stopped dating. Anne then realized it would be very funny if Leo was completely bitchless, so she dumped him. Leo was pissed and asked out Izzy, who said no. Leo didn't get any more girls.

But remember Ms. Bitch? Yeah, she's suddenly relevant. She pulled aside Leo and Kate and told them to each take out a student of her choice or she'd make sure they didn't go to middle school the next year. Her choices were the girl who still openly picked her nose and chewed on her toenails during class, and the boy who probably should've been in a special needs class with how disruptive he was. Leo sucked it up, the two were a thing for a week, and then the girl's parents were like no. Y'all are too young to date. And that was the end. Meanwhile, Kate couldn't make herself do it and insisted she was being faithful to Jack. Kate ended up having to write an apology to the guy, but was let off the hook. Like two weeks later, I swore Ms. Bitch out, and we were promoted. Fuck her.

Moral of the story: you can know you're gay in elementary school but goddamn do not date during that period

woah

[snugglebuddyhan]

Mannnnn, my sim is the leader of a sex club and the dude he's been pinning after for weeks asked to be his boyfriend after rejecting him time after time after time and now I have to disband my club, bc he is no longer bitchless. Worst timing ever istg and now all his little fwb's are walking around mad all the time. One of the ole dudes came over and started stomping around my house, kicking over trashcans, slamming doors, picked a fight with the boyfriend and not even 3 hours later called and said he had a crush on my sim and wanted to go on a date. Like, if he don't fucking relax lmao all those people he was fucking during club gatherings and he wanna be upset over one person? Be serious

[saladbroth]

out of all the pathetic little men (affectionate) in kinnporsche, tawan is somehow the most pathetic of all (derogatory)

mans really had his death faked, did a whole haunting his ex's new boyfriend act, badly cut all his shirts to show his tits and drank his half empty glasses of warm milk like the loser he is only for his ex to be like lol nah i have a boyfriend and then the guy he thinks is his future husband basically all but calls him a stupid bitch for kidnapping his ex's new boyfriend's little brother, shoots him and runs off, not giving a shit about his survival. like.

what a slimey little rat of a man, truly, but I gotta respect his grind he just kept getting more pathetic as it went on