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padawansuggest · 1 year ago

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Jedi and Mandalorians all get invited to pride parade on a planet and a bunch from each show up and now Palpys plans are all ruined cause they can’t get out of each others asses long enough for his plans to destroy them all to work he’s sweating bullets and now they keep showing up at each others planets to have sleepovers he’s dealing with so much he needs a vacation.

#Qui gon brought eleven year old Obi who immediately got adopted by Jaster and swept up into kiddo friendly fun #Obi doesn’t know what’s goin on but that drag queen gave him cuddles it was great #Qui gon is on too many drugs to be a proper guardian #Quinlan and Tholme end up trapped on the planet so they come and Quin holds Obi’s hand for the first time it was best ever #it didn’t even give them cooties Garen lied!!!!!!#Jaster is trying to woo Tholme and it’s working #everyone is wearing rainbows and Obi Wan confuses it for a circus and says ‘wow idk what people got against clowns’ and points at a DQueen #lil boy is so lucky he’s a baby Stewjoni gay okay he’s insulting everyone and sneezed on multiple kings #he’s full of baby germs!!!#star wars #obi wan kenobi #jaster mereel #jango fett #quinlan vos #qui gon jinn #tholme #the Jedi #Mandalorians

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