#Pure-bloods in the crowd: lol how did you two not know about the magic afterlife?
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Harry: Try for some remorse. I've seen what you'll be otherwise.
Voldemort: What do you mean you've seen what I'll be?
Harry: You know. In the afterlife. Dumbledore says hi btw.
Voldemort: THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE?! AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! I didn't even need to make Horcruxes?
Harry: yeah. i mean now you'll just suffer eternally bc your soul is damaged. you could put yourself together again except i killed all the pieces. sorry about that.
#Pure-bloods in the crowd: lol how did you two not know about the magic afterlife?#Harry: I grew up in a cupboard!#Voldemort: I grew up in an orphanage. I cannot believe this. WHY WAS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN OUR CURRICULUM AT SCHOOL?!#Voldemort#Harry Potter#Harry Potter crack#humor#Harry Potter incorrect quotes
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Pure-bloods in the crowd: lol how did you two not know about the magic afterlife?
Harry: I grew up in a cupboard!
Voldemort: I grew up in an orphanage. I cannot believe this. WHY WAS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN OUR CURRICULUM.
Harry: Try for some remorse. I've seen what you'll be otherwise.
Voldemort: What do you mean you've seen what I'll be?
Harry: You know. In the afterlife. Dumbledore says hi btw.
Voldemort: THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE?! AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! I didn't even need to make Horcruxes?
Harry: yeah. i mean now you'll just suffer eternally bc your soul is damaged. you could put yourself together again except i killed all the pieces. sorry about that.
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