#Puns and Poisons [Ryuuken+Rima]

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"Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you." (To Ryuuken! From @penandswords )

Giving up his day off for the Shinigami to come to this living world and help their little pet humans was never his favorite thing, but he'd given his word to help. And at least they mainly wanted him for his use as a doctor rather than as a Quincy. However being summoned even as a doctor didn't make him appreciate her puns. Her tone told him at least some of the effect of the recently found infection from the silly girl's apparent decision to get involved in a fight with a Hollow and he hoped that was all of it.

"Do you have a desire to rush to the Soul Society?" He chose to completely ignore what she had to say, face not so much as twitching as he catalogued that particular joke for Hiroshi. The surgeon loved silly things like that and would love another medical one. And even Ryuuken's sometimes flat tones wouldn't ruin the delivery. "Those talons were apparently poisoned."