#Punk jer AU

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

a tiny punk Jeremy for @rebuke-me because it’s late at night and I’m BORED might’ve made him look too silly

[amateur-flamingo]

Can you explain your jeremike?

YEAH I CAN (I hope I understood the question correctly xD) (still hoping for a translator)

I have (relatively) two storylines with them, at the moment one is canonical, taking place in the original fnaf timeline the second is fanon, in a happy AU, where they are just happy buns in both of them Mike meets Jeremy at university, in his first year (I don’t really know this system in America, so I rely on Google)

I’ll talk about them briefly, I think, because I’ll get tired of translating it all x)

1. in the canon route, Jeremy helps Michael process his traumas (partially, at least), and get away from William, because this is clearly a much more traumatic and abusive experience for him I haven’t fully worked through it all yet, because the ending of it all kills me a little, but that’s what it is :"" they hang out together, spend time, meet, etc. The problem is they don't talk about what they should. Mike is used to it being “not accepted” because no one in his family did it, and Jer thinks the same so in the end they have conflicts due to understatements and other things and despite the fact that they've been dating for, like… five or six years, they break up when Will texts Michael asking him to come to Sister Location Conflict: Michael feels guilty towards his father and wants to return, Jer finds this out of the ordinary given their experiences together they quarrel and separate :( and then Mike dies

I was doing "all about pairings" with my friend and we had this thing that was like Michael is the first to apologize, but has a hard time letting go of grudges and Jeremy waits for an apology, but immediately forgives him and, as it were, in their relationship it became habitual, when after a misunderstanding Mike apologized, Jer forgave it, and they continued but after his death, Michael couldn't bring himself to call Jeremy and apologize plus Ennard also put pressure on him, which made him believe much more that he did not deserve forgiveness

2. it's a happy AU where Willry and Jeremike are canon, just because me and my friends find it comfortable William and Henry started a family, they are raising five children - Michael, Charlie and Sam, Elizabeth and Evan (by eldest) Mike doesn't suffer from attention deficit disorder and doesn't act like a jerk, he just hangs out with his gang and enjoys life, plus he helps his fathers and siblings again, he adheres to the punk subculture, he really likes it x) so this implies all this rebellious nature, anarchy and so on

it also implies the logical desire of him and his friends to create a musical group! one problem - they don't have a drummer AND WHAT WOULD YOU THINK? OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY STUDYING WITH US ON THE PARALLEL COURSE?! Jeremy Fitzgerald?! wonderful, he will be in our gang!

so Jeremy becomes part of the "bullies" (xd), they also hang out together with a punk rock theme, everyone dreams of motorcycles (eventually they buy them) and OF COURSE PLAY MUSIC!!! and, well, Jeremy on drums and Michael on bass. I have the most wonderful joke about "drum and bass" ;)

Over time, the Jeremikes start dating, and there is nothing particularly harsh here, they just happily spend time with each other, look at the stars and flirt

3. (SECRET POINT!!!) I have an au au for the second storyline in which everything is the same, but they are monsters >:3 Mike's family are vampires/werewolves (he himself is also a werewolf), Jeremy is a gargoyle (I'm still wondering if the stone boner joke is racist???)

AND IT ALSO TURNS OUT IN THE FOREIGN (?) SEGMENT THERE IS SUCH A CUTE THING AS AN ANALOGUE OF "BABE" THAT LOOKS LIKE "BOO" AND IT'S JUST SO CUTE AND AND FITS PERFECTLY IN THIS AU AU :DDDDDD

in general, that's all there is for now, I'm gradually posting sketches with details you probably saw one sketch of mine in russian about мохер so here it is there's a joke about Jeremy being a milfhunter that's all

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i must know.. what are punk jack and daveys fav bands/musicians?

Hello!!! What an excellent question!!!

Jack:

JER

Dead Kennedys

Dazey and the Scouts

Bad Brains

Davey:

Against Me!

Le Tigre

Unlocking The Truth

Radkey

Thanks sm for this ask!!!! I love talking abt them and this AU so much. Now that I’ve finished uni for the year (and started medication) I’ll be back on my newsies bullshit!!! Especially punk au.

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about me

hi i’m jupes/jer! i write fics and post bullshit.

i’d rather u didn’t use any pronouns but if u gotta, i use she/her pronouns and identify as an aromantic lesbian!! 

my ao3 is worstgirl, u. probably know my fics if you've read any Deere ever. also im the creator of that one punk jeremy au <3

my current favourite fandoms are be more chill, drawtectives, fantasy high, and we know the devil.

i rlly love the ship deere, jake/jeremy from bmc! (deere fic intro masterlist here!)

current fic posting: n/a

current fic writing: punk au offshoots, original works, etc

all tags of my current fics will be under “jupiter’s fics,” and im posting little scenes and things i like under the tag “jupescribbles.” if you don’t want ANY spoilers for my fics, block the tag jupescribbles :D

I don't have many dnis I don't care but if I catch u posting squipemy u will be blocked thx <3

carrd || ao3

[nyancheetosmusical]

Diet Squip AU

Oh it’s time folks.

Literally thought of in a Costco cause I looked at a box of Diet Mtn Dew and wondered what that would do to the Squip

...yeah

Here’s the glorious text dump, yet again between @justpidgance and I on Skype

So what would Diet Mtn Dew do?

Oh

OH

THE SQUIP DOESNT REALLY HAVE ANY POWERS IT JUST GETS EMOTIONS

LIKE IF YOU ACTIVATE IT WITH DIET MTN DEW

like its just an emotional search engine in your brain

DS: "I don't know if you should do that..."

J: “Why not?”

DS: "Because I want us to go home and watch HGTV"

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J: "I WISH YOU WOULD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"

DS: "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE OKAY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DRANK DIET MTN DEW"

J: "Are....are you crying?"

DS: "....no I just think a synapse fired in my eye shut up"

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It's like ultimate soft squip

but like

not so soft

and not really a squip

It would literally be the worst

Just having another teenager in your brain?

but... Jeremy is kind of lonely?

so...score?

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DS: "OH JEREMY NO DONT EAT THAT!!!"

J: "What no it's fine it's just an oyster"

DS: "EXACTLY IT SEEMS REALLY GROSS- OoooOOOOOoohHhH I AM GOING TO THROW UP-"

J: "you are a computer chip in my brain you physically cannot throw up"

DS: "...OKAY BUT IF I WASNT I WOULD”

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And like he's not completely broken

he still has good advice and can look things up and process possible outcomes n stuff

he just has like no control over Jeremy and also has his own emotions

HAHA WAIT, JER'S EMOTIONS SOMETIMES INFLUENCE THE SQUIPS

DS: "Jeremy could you please stop being so sad it is making me sad"

J: "Oh yeah? And how do I do that?"

DS: *dialing sound* “...Calling ‘Player 1’...”

J: “-wait whAT NO NO NO”

and he literally dials Mixahel and puts him on speaker in Jeremy's head

M: "hey dude what's up"

J: "kdafljsdkjfble nothing it's nothing accidentally called you, you should probably hang up-”

DS: "Jeremy feeling sad and I don't like that so you should come over and cheer him up"

M: "...who is that"

M: "JEREMY WHO IS THAT"

J: "no it;s nothing don't worry about it-"

M: "HOLD TIGHT JEREMY IM COMING DON'T LET HIM ROB YOU"

and he hangs up

DS: "....well that was not the most orthodox way to do that but it worked"

J: "...why did you do that, Michael shouldn't have to deal with my problems."

DS: "yes, but you shouldn't have to deal with them on your own."

DS: "uH I MEAN"

DS: "YOUR SAD WAS MAKING ME SAD AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT OKAY THATS ALL"

Michael busts through the door

“JEREMY ARE YOU OKAY-”

and he sees a not good sight

He can tell Jeremy was unhappy

M: "....there's not a burglar, is there"

J: "....no. I'm sorry, you should just go home-"

M: "No way dude, I'm not leaving you like this. Come on, we're going to Dominos to get some of those new parmesean twists”

And Michael takes Jer

And they’re off

And Squip is so pleased with himself

He did something right even though he was defective

Or maybe he was feeling good because Jeremy was feeling good

who knows

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OMG HE KEEPS UP WITH THE LATEST TRENDS

WAIT NO EVEN BETTER

HES FAULTY SO HES LIKE 10 YEARS BEHIND TRENDS

OKAY SO LIKE SOME DAYS HE GLITCHES

SO HE WEARS WHATS FASHIONABLE LIKE A CENTURY AGO

TOP HAT, COAT TAILS, CUMMERBUND

HE’S GOT IT ALL

DS: "...Don't you dare say anything."

J: “Can’t you control it?”

DS: "I SHOULD be able to alter based on what's current and trending, but because SOMEONE thought Diet Mtn Dew was a good idea..."

J: "No no I like this better than anything modern this is wonderful"

Dude, can he glitch into those wacky outfits from the early 2000s please and thank you??

DENIM ON DENIM

SILLY BANDS

CROCS

CYBER CROCS

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SODJFDOHFLIFDHGDSPF

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE TO CALM DOWN THIS IS JUST SO AMAZING TO ME OKAY

so

imagine

whatever music Jeremy listens to

it alters the Squip’s appearance

(bc the way the brain processes sound the broken computer takes it as a suggestion and is like "oh okay sounds good")

so like sometimes Jer listens to Screamo rock band music

just because the Squip ends up looking like some punk neon goth

DS: "Jeremy please I have some dignity”

J: “Not anymore” *blasts music louder*

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and jer, though he doesn't like to admit it always, also kind of cares abt the Squip

I mean when you spend every waking hour with someone you get to know them real well

and Jer can see the Squip occasionally has good intentions

he's not outright malicious

he's just another teenager

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So the tagline for Diet Mtn Dew is "Diet Mtn Dew is all the Dew, without the calories"

"Diet Squip is all the Squip, without the helpful parts"