#Protag onnist

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The kissing e!whybie talk reminded me of the fake dating sim where theyre the focus goal. How youd get the endings

1.I CAN FIX THEM(true ending): you'd have to be just kind enough to whybie for them to not chop your head off but rebellious enough that you aren't enabling their bullshit

2. PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER(evil ending): you have to enable their bad behaviors, but still get them to respect you as a near equal

3. REBELLION (rebellious ending): the protagonist gets executed for being too rebellious to whybie when they dont care that much about protag to listen to them

4. D.I.L.F (ancestor ending): you run away from whybie and join their hot revolutionary ancestors instead. Probably just depends on a path u pick

5. EAT THE RICH (cult ending): slashr and their cult picks you up similarly to the 4th ending and convinces you to join their plan to kill whybie.

6. PUPPET LEADER (bad ending): you have to agree to slashrs plans but side with whybie afterwards. To which the cult kills whybie and decides to use you as a puppet leader instead.

Some more i'd add:

-enabler ending: you're too scared to go against the emperor's wishes and are too obedient for them to think of you any more than a pet. You're safe, sure, but at the cost of your dignity

uhhh i forgot the rest lol

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Emperor!Whybie: okay so first things first, you will be addressing Us either as Your Majesty, Your Highness, God, Master, Owner, Emperor, or anything that is generally humiliating for you to say- DO NOT address Us in first person by Our title, it sounds weird-

Protag, internally: WHAT IS BLUD WAFFLING ABOUTTT 😭😭😭💀💀💀

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Emperor!whybie, wearing an "i used to be an atheist until i realized i was God" shirt: VVell, you see Protag, you're just not capable of comprehending it. And that's okay. You're not a based fuchsiapilled shreddit gamer like Us-

Protag, internally: if this creature could become the emperor then what the fuck could I have gotten away with in life

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The endings for the fake dating sim except its cursed cuz i never finished them

(the main plot is having to deal with emperor!whybie if you couldn't tell)

^ yes thats slashr. Oh amd also thats supposed to say ending 5: EAT THE RICH. but i forgot to put it there

Theres also ending 6 in which u get turned into a puppet leader 4 slashr and his cult but I didnt draw that

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Btw for that fake dating sim. I made a "character" for the protagonist. Theyre called Protag Onnist. That's their base name. They have basic horns and their hair covers most of their identifiable facial features so u can pretend they look like whatever.

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The way the protagonist of the fake dating sim achieves the "true" ending is basically. You have to not be licking e!whybies boots but also not making them hate you (which is. Easy to do).

E!Whybie would not listen to reason at first even if they think your points are correct, because theyre the emperor, their word is law, why should they change ? Its their godly right to do whatever they please etc etc. You'd have to get them attached to you first so they dont want to get rid of you no matter what you say or do. And trust, once they get attached, they do not let it go for any reason. Only then can u msnage to get through to them somehow

But also its not a good idea to just kiss their ass/be a bootlicker because. Then they wouldnt get attached to you at all because they wouldn't see you as an equal like. Ever. It has to be balanced yknow

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E!Whybie post true ending of the dating sim if they were a human would probably one day wake up and decide it would be a great idea to be a parent because theyd make an awesome parent. And then they tell that to their partner Protag and in all their wisdom Protag says Absolutely Fucking Not

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The Protagonist of the fake dating sim technically isnt supposed to have a personality cuz obviously you'd make your own choices in a sim but i usually portray them in a way that I'd react. Which is usually What The Actual Fuck

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concocting an Evil Troll to match e!whybie's freak rn /hj

HJ???