#Profitsgalore

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oh dear me, i'm surprised Smuggy didn't exploit his precious pet as well

“Why on earth would I exploit my precious Bitey? He’s my greatest treasure!”

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Octopus slaps Smugglers face with a Harisen (@supportive-dreams)

“I GUESS I’M SMUGGLING CALAMARI TONIGHT YOU TENTACLE MONSTER!”

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Can you boil things with your head old man? Just asking for someone~ ;)

“I AM NO ONE’S GRILL SO DON’T EVEN TRY!”

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I was paid a lot of money to take my frustrations out on a Smuggler.

“That frightens me more than you could ever know.”

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"Hey, Domehead!" And then Red just punches him right in the face without warning. ( @primarycolorbombers )

“Hm? What do you wa-”

CLUNK

“OW!”

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who's that "bitey" ballom you speak of, smuggler?

“Bitey is my little ballom pet, the best one of his entire species if you didn’t know. I take extra special care with him. So don’t ask about prices.”

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"smug"-gler. its literally says it old man.

“I’d prove you wrong on that being the main reason my name is Smuggler but that would just get me in more hot water.”

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smuggler=one smug bitch

“HEY! I AM NOT THAT SMUG!”

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are you a lava lamp smuggler

“I mean… Techinecally? I don’t exactly know myself. My head wasn’t exactly supposed to be one but, that’s how I turned out I suppose.”

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So Smuggler... What kind of Balloms do you have for sale?

“Every kind of Ballom! Except for my pet, he’s off limits for purchase. Don’t even think about taking my little Bitey or your casket pricing will be the least of your worries.”

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I’m sure you’ve heard the horror stories about me, smuggler *Holds up baseball bat*

“KEEP THAT BAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!”

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Vic Viper Zero scoured the warehouse, poking his head into the boxes... ( *orbital-frame-bombers* )

“Hello there you… Weird… Lanky thing! Why and how the hell are you in here.” He was clearly not happy to see anyone breaking in to snoop on his… Recent smuggling jobs.

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i don't have to if you already said it, old man ;)

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nya

“I won’t say it until you pay me.”

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(Tag Dump)

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Hey Smuggles, my Ballom seems to be obsessed with Skyrim and Fuus Roh Dahhed the Pizaa guy off the balcony. Is this normal?

“…….Why have you allowed them to commit murder.”