#Proclaimed by myself / I'll give you plastic eyes / and give you nylon hair / and I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired'' from RTRT.

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Thinking about Shoko should be considered an Olympic sport (I'm lifting the weight of my despair)

[numberonehatershrimp]

the game.

sincerely, Mili anon

Hop, hop, you came along my secret laboratory

Spiky, spiky, bloody fangs hungry for my 气

Hold up, mister

Right there, mister

Sit down, mister

How about some retort, pouch of curry?

Pouch of chili, pouch of M.R.E.

But you're rather picky

Well, I'll make you something else, don't need to show me how

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself

广东 or 四川, 江苏 or 湖南

No matter which one you pick, I'll get it done

炸酱面 and 小笼包, 馄饨 and 叉烧

Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch

You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort

You're my only retort, you're my only retort

一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七

一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七

Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug

Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile

Come here, mister

Help me, mister

Right here, mister

You took up my spoon

Stirring curry, stirring chili

That's when I've realized we've became friendly

Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding

Laser guns and 八卦 signs

Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the

Trigger, your head bursts

Sh, I'll stitch you back up, don't need to show me how

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself

I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair

And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired shark

Fin soup or 点心, dumpling or 北京 duck

Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back

But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort

I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort

NO……. THESE STUPID SONGS ARE BACK??!?!???!?!?!?!