#Probably ranted to Amphitrite being like ‘how do you put UP with that guy?’
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“Sad wet cat of a man” is the most accurate description I have yet to read for Odysseus (other than “the man of many twists and turns”)
do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.
athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!
athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!
apollo: athen-
poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?
apollo: poseid-
athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!
poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?
apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-
athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.
poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!
athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.
apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!
poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok
#Apollo is so tired of them by the end of the day#Got Asclepius to switch in with him#Probably ranted to Amphitrite being like ‘how do you put UP with that guy?’#Ares would be enjoying the argument with a fine margarita and Aphrodite#Hermes joined in and brought popcorn and skittles#sorry I love EPIC#I’ll rant any time I can#Zeus invited Hades and Persephone up for nectar with him and Hera and in the middle of good sibling bonding they hear Poseidon and Athena#Zeus: “ah family#am I right?”
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