#Probably both. Steve here would just Pokemon evolve into Scott when the boys start poking too much. ;D
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If you think you're getting brainworms for an obscure concept: Take comfort in knowing you're not like me, who keeps wondering how the fuck the cold boys would handle being thrown into Noita.
(Pictured: How most of them would handle it.)
...A game which, oh-so-coincidentally, is on sale at 50% right now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Noita/
#personal#No I'm not saying the Tuunbaq equivalent would be that Ukko there that's just silly#...Noita lore dictates that they'd probably be either of the Holy Mountain guardians Stevari or Skoude.#Probably both. Steve here would just Pokemon evolve into Scott when the boys start poking too much. ;D#Look when it comes to my desire to know historical accuracy in my OWN ideas that ain't happening#But putting those dudes in a hardcore magic roguelike I have over 1100 hours in? Very reasonable.#I mean it would make sense: Much of your early/mid game experience is just exploring the world of the game#All while learning how to deal with EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY trying to kill you#It's really mindboggling all the ways the game can kill you lol
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