#Prince Xiao Jing

[rp-guzi]

((OOC WHOLE POST)) - HUMAN QI RONG HUMAN QI RONG HUMAN QI RONGGGGGGGGGG

So I found out from Kicktor's youtube channel that this human Qi Rong was posted to announce an upcomming tgcf short film!

SO HYPEEE!

[undertheredhood]

AU where after dying, shen jiu wakes up in the past back when he was a slave to the qiu family and immediately gets fuck out of there and travels as far as he can away from both the qius and also the cang qiong mountain sect (in which all his former martial siblings have regained the memories of their past life in this au but that’s irrelevant because shen jiu intends to never see any of them ever again), until he finds himself in the kingdom of xianle and comes face to face with none other than qi rong, who is being his usual gremlin self.

[ifjenn]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

[whydoyouaskmethis]

Me laughing at Commander Meng's confused face as if I'm not as clueless as him

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

whenever something happens to li yu everyone's like "they fucked with prince jings fish? they deserved their deaths" or some shit it's hilarious

[gabrielokun]

[bitterflames]

yanyan my beloved

[undermine-the-instinct]

You know that one mother daughter quote thats like

What if I become you?

What if you become more?

Yeah, that's totally Xie Lian and Qi Rong

[ausana]

The Imperial Coroner - Episode 1

[rp-guzi]

what do you think about the people who ship your dad with lang qianqiu? Do you think they would be a good match or do you have someone else in mind who would be a good match for your father?

S-ship? Like... want them to get married? To each other?

( 〇 □〇）

I ... don't really get what stake those people have in the whole thing? But I wish them well???

I think what matters is that my dad and whatever other person he might marry would be happy. I don't have anyone in mind. As for Lang Qianqiu, there are some things in his favor and some kinda really big things working against him...

Pros:

He's a crown prince, and I think it takes someone who's royalty to fully understand my dad.

His sword is SO COOL!! I would love having it as a sword-in-law!

Imagine if they BOTH turned into daruma dolls??? AAAAA! It would be so cute I would perish on the spot! Maybe they could have dolls of them made for the top of their wedding cake! (｡•̀ᴗ•̀ ｡)✧

They are both very mad at Scrap Gege

Cons:

He's from Yong An (this is the biggest thing. I don't think my dad can ever look past this.)

He did boil my dad alive once

My dad tried to have him killed too (so I guess maybe they're even???) ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

He's a god, and my dad isn't really a fan of heaven.

[undertheredhood]

Doctor Elise Qi Rong AU

in which shortly after dying in canon (i know that since his ashes weren’t destroyed that he’s probably still alive but please bear with me), qi rong finds himself reincarnated in the modern world and decides that in this life he's going to become someone that guzi would proudly call his father (nevermind the fact that the kid loves him just the way he is), and decides that in order for that to happen, he’s going to become a doctor and save lives and he ends up becoming a super accomplished surgeon with an extremely high success rate.

unfortunately while on his way home from a hospital shift, he ends up getting hit by a truck (you know i had to include truck-kun in this au!) and when he wakes up, he’s in his bedroom back when he was still prince xiao jing of xianle.

the good news is that he can be reunited with guzi again, the bad news is that he’s going to have to wait 800 years before the reunion can happen.

so because he can't really do anything but wait, qi rong decides that he's going to continue his work as a doctor and he ends up accidentally single-handedly revolutionizing ancient china's world of medicine along the way.

[ifjenn]

・。・。・。・。・。・。・。・。・。・。・。

[zhoudadudugongjin]

legally i had to

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

More Tiny Cumplane!

Og Mobei Jun: *stares down at tiny Qinghua. Wonders if Qinghua got cursed. Sees wide excited eyes staring back at him. Really wonders if his human got cursed* Hm.

Airplane (currently the size of a 3yold): *beaming smile, not worried at all about getting killed by his favorite character* Hi! You are very pretty, my king!

Og Mobei Jun: *knows Qinghua only calls him that to others when questioned on why he supports the 'weak' fourth prince. Also knows that Qinghua only talks about his looks when drunk or drugged. Worry increases* Oh? Is he now?

Airplane: *nods happily, gesturing wildly* Of course! My king is the best after all!

Og Mobei Jun: *flattered even if his concern has skyrocketed. Plotting on finding out what happened to his human* Hm.

Og SQH: *rushes into the room* Xiao Yi! I told you to go to Qing Jing! Why are you still... *Sees Mobei Jun* My Lord!!

Og Mobei Jun: *two Qinghuas? One big? One little? Yi? As in one? Stares at his human searching for answers*

Og SQH: *panicking because the child was not supposed to meet the demon he works for! The little brat will share with his friend no matter what. And while Shen-shixiong will not be told anything, the disfavored disciple will be* This lowly one apologizes! Aiya! Aiya! Xiao Yi get over here right now.

Airplane: *skips over, enjoying this immensely. Has a horrible idea mid-skip. Grinning as he continues over* Okay Mama!!

Og SQH: *keeps his annoyed expression without faltering, but now silently screaming and wondering if he was actually his much of a menace as a child (yes), pulls the child out of the room* Excuse us my lord, I need to talk to my child for a moment.

Airplane: *seeing that this is backfiring quickly, tears up* I'm sorry Mama. Xiao Yi just wanted to see 'your king' as he's Xiao Yi's king too!

Og SQH: *finish dragging the child out of the room, silently wondering if killing his 'younger self' would be worth it* And Mama did not think it was safe for Xiao Yi to do so yet. That is why Mama told you to go play with A-Yuan and Bing-ge on Qing Jing. *Tightens hold on child's wrist slightly* You are very lucky my lord is feeling merciful at the moment Xiao Yi.

Og Mobei Jun: *listening in, wondering when his human had a child and more importantly with who. He could have sworn he ran off all the others eyeing his human. Did Qinghua go behind his back even with this? ... Was his human so desperate for a child that he wouldn't wait for Mobei Jun to propose? He had been waiting for Qinghua to respond to the courting attempts... Had he missed something? Did Qinghua respond and he just went along like nothing happened? If so did his sneaky human take matters into his own hands as usual?* Hm. Mobei Yi then.

(Yes, Mobei Jun has come to the conclusion that Airplane is his and Qinghua's child. That SQH went out of his way to have out of frustration of their courtship going nowhere. He is never corrected on this. Airplane finds it hilarious and Og SQH is blind to this conclusion.)

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

was telling my mom about tdtppf and how goofy it was and now she wants to read it because it "sounds fun"

so like, do i tell her about the mpreg and merman sex or do i let her go in blind?

edit: I explained the mpreg and she was like "fish lay eggs its science. it makes sense the babies turn human cause the fish switches back."