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meridianowl · 2 years ago

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"yknow I like to consider myself able to peacefully coexist with others" I say with hubris

and then someone leaves the toilet lid up overall, "which is frankly ok I can just live with closing it after I use it, they dont worry about the data that says its more hygienic to do so" I say again with hubris

AND THEN some FUCKER who NEVER puts the seat back down because they presume the default state of a toilet is for the seat to be lifted up and left that way because THEY piss standing up is SURELY the way that others want it to be left, because SURELY everyone uses the restroom that way OR that others are just fine with constantly having to put the seat down after everytime a FUCKER has used the restroom.

its not a public restroom! it's where my home is! and you are not even my guest, you are my roommate's guest!

the rage contained within my burns with fury beyond the blackholes that litter our universe, and yet I am constrained and bound to some measure of peace.

#unsanitary #I have never voiced this to this individual #so it is understandable that this is continually a problem for me #and in theory I could voice it #but I anticipate they will view it as an unreasonable ask and say that its my duty to put the seat back down #I am not the one who lifted it why should it be my problem #and because they stand #Presumably because quote Its Faster unquote BULLSHIT #their aim is shite #like not elementary school shite but enough that like #if I dont want the risk of their piss on my shorts or dick #then I need to clean it

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