#Potato Ramblings

[might-be-a-potato]

[oobbbear]

Please understand that when I say I grab you, I don’t mean grabbing your face or arm thats rude and creepy please don’t do that to anyone

When I say I grab you I’m saying it like I’m grabbing you like a potato. It’s my way of saying hey I appreciate and respect you let’s be friends

[potatoeofwisdom]

This has an audio that goes with it but idk how to sample that on tumblr. If anyone really wants it just say but I’m not too fussed for these comics to find it atm

Edit: guess what?

[queerofthedagger]

there's a correct answer but i will first and foremost always encourage propaganda

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

Just a kindly reminder that, this sequence exists in the official Witcher game youtube channel for their modding kit, and that it is the most replayed moment of the video 😏. Followed by Roach on a roof top 😅.

Geraskier with fruity Jaskier is always there.

Bonus : Witcher!Jaskier AU.

[galacticnova3]

Since she has now flown off I am obligated to post the order of potato fairy extra large that I looked after for several days. Aka a gloriously chumby Polyphemus moth— the second one I’ve seen alive in over a decade— that decided to hang around our porch for most of its adult life. I saw the first live one on the same day, but he flew away when I tried to get close. But still, that’s a great sign that their population in my area is finally starting to recover! Anyways, here’s the wonderful big little creacher where I found her, which should probably make it clear as to why I moved her. Ants don’t mess around and I wasn’t gonna just leave her inches away from danger.

I was pretty glad I did, as even after her wings were fully dried and extended and everything she couldn’t actually take off. See: her first “flight”.

Big fan of the loud impact PLAP sound, really added to the already very good demonstration of gravity. Worry not, she was totally fine afterwards. Here she is that night and the day after! Very cute and fuzzy, 1000/10.

The next day I thought she had flown off, but then the day after that she was back on the porch! I could tell she was the same one because of her damaged antenna. She started laying eggs on the house and I realized that wasn’t going to be good for the caterpillars that might hatch, since it was a relatively long distance to any host plants even without including the vertical climb to reach branches of leaves. Since she clearly felt safe where she was, and I was also worried about ants and birds and possible insecticides, I ended up making a little “baby box” for her out of a thoroughly rinsed plastic container that initially held salted honey-roasted peanuts. I gave her a stick to hold on to which also gave her a route to climb out of the box if she wished, and provided various fresh oak leaves to lay her eggs on. Figured it would be a good setup because I could easily move it to a safe place once she was done, and keep an eye on the eggs until they hatched. I might even try to raise a few caterpillars if the eggs are fertile. However, during the process of me setting that whole deal up, she decided I looked like a good egg laying spot.

You can see the “glue” that sticks the eggs to surfaces! It was cool to see up close: she’d lay an egg, wait for it to dry, and then lay the next right by it. She ended up sticking four on me before I was able to gently nudge her to the egg laying box. The stick was eventually deemed an acceptable substitute, and over night she… made an egg stalactite of sorts on it? Very weird, I think, I dunno; most of what I read online said their eggs would be laid in spread out clusters of two to three on suitable host plants. I know it wasn’t because she couldn’t get out, as when I went to check on her she had already made her way to the top of the stick and was hanging off of it outside the box. I didn’t think to take a picture of that as I needed to drive to college, but source: dude trust me. Here’s a picture of the egg sculpture I took when I got home.

When I was done with that I went to move her off the porch where she had been staying safe for the last 5 or so days to the more wooded area of the yard, but she ended up flying off to the treetops on her own after I brought her into the open. I guess laying a bunch of eggs made her finally light enough to fly. Maybe she was feeling upset at me for not being able to pay child support and making her lay her eggs on a stick instead? Or she was just doing normal moth things or whatever. It was bittersweet to watch her go, but I’m glad she had the chance to soar the skies at least once before her time was up.

@onenicebugperday

[potatoqueenpal]

"Wedding this! Wedding that!", Yeah that's cool. Um.

Milo finding a severely injured, nearly dead sweetheart bleeding out and runs to Colm practically begging for his help because Marie's not around to heal them. Milo is so desprate that when most of the healing is done, he just... slams into Colm's arms and cries. Milo hasn't let Colm hug him in years. His little boy is letting him, hug him again. And for a second. Just a second. It is all okay again. No department, no gambling problem, no constant fighting or moving. It's just Colm and his son hugging. Like they used to. And God, he wants the feeling to last forever.

And then Sweetheart wakes up, and Milo and them make out the end.

[mifink]

you know what would be funny? if arthur wore glasses precanon. and when he got possessed by john after opening the book his glasses fell to the floor and they never picked them up. so john is fully convinced that its normal to see in 144p.

[lazylittledragon]

it’s october which means it’s finally SOUP SEASON!!!!!

[falloutnewnobody]

the men in fnv have the hottest voices to make up for how ugly their character models are send post

[etirabys]

me: cooking is sooo tiring [rarely re-makes the same dish to benefit from the reduced cognitive overhead & more streamlined workflow]

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

this little slime friend has been living in the empty flowerpots in my backyard for a couple weeks now and i’ve been going out to water him daily like a plant

[potatoeofwisdom]

has someone done this already?

[misc-obeyme]

First of all, Asmo with love handles sounds adorable. I want him to keep them.

Second of all, what do you think Barbatos considers to be “too much of a couch potato?”

I think it’d go like this:

Barbatos is sitting on a sofa with perfect posture, hands folded in his lap, thinking about tea. He’s been there for five minutes.

He sighs. “I fear I have become too much of a couch potato.”

Meanwhile, MC is having visions of him slouched on a couch while watching TV and wearing sweatpants. He sneezes delicately before getting up to clean something.

[allseeingharlequin]

Trying to read actual books but my gay man home screen keeps prompting me to read fanfiction about them @teafromthemicrowave you put the gay man curse on me

[jellyjamheadobb]