#Pom-Pom also doesn't know about sex because whatever they are they don't reproduce sexually (that'd be... a little odd)
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March 7th (because of memory loss) and Trailblazer (because of being less than a year old) never got the talk. They don't know what sex is. They don't know how babies are made. Everyone they meet thinks they know. They do not know. March even had Welt and Himeko fooled for a while, and even though they did eventually find out, they figured she wasn't having sex yet or planning on it any time soon and if she was, they'd know about it (because she can't shut up) (that's affectionate btw I love her). They continued this with the Trailblazer (who is completely and utterly bitchless. They have negative bitches. You're all delusional if you think TB gets hoes.)
Dan Heng has not figured this out yet (which is incredibly surprising to all involved). None of the people of either Belobog (where sex is simply not talked about) or the Luofu (where sex isn't super taboo but you're probably not telling the General about your sex life) have figured this out. Herta has a hunch about TB that she has shared with Screwllum. Both are trying very very hard to keep Ruan Mei from ruining TB's innocence.
#HSR#Honkai Star Rail#Stele hsr#Caelus hsr#Trailblazer#March 7th#Himeko#Welt Yang#Astral Express Crew#Pom-Pom also doesn't know about sex because whatever they are they don't reproduce sexually (that'd be... a little odd)
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