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[So, what has happened? Give me the rundown. That’s police business. Triple the volume from where you were?]
#s28e25 triple d nation - for everyone#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#police business#rundown#volume
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Just you and me
I’ve been itching to do a comic with these two for weeks now, and I finally finished it! Took a lil longer then I thought it would- am a little rusty with making comics but was a great way to get back into making them
Sorry if it may be a lil out of character for either of them? Buuut I would expect after the devil’s playhouse that all that ‘partner literally died’ thing was bound to have some kind of lasting effect on their dynamic
#myart#sam and max#freelance husbands#sam and max freelance police#comic#fanart#tdph spoilers?#tdph is more implied really#currently have finals happening but this was a fun way to keep myself busy :]
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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Little PSA
#no#seriously#its none of my business what kind of art other people make#and I am not going to hunt you for sport or harass or police or block you for whatever you like to do#this goes for tcest#proship stuff#whatever other labels you guys have??#I dont know them all but seriously. I dont care#long as you guys tag your stuff properly and dont interpret my stuff as something it is not then by all means enjoy yourself#and kudos to you for being brave enough to share your individual and unique stories#if you unfollow me and slap a label on me or whatever after this post#by all means go for it#but then can you return back to twitter please?#anyways enjoy the fma meme redraw
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Doodle Dump :D !!!!!!! Enjoy my amalgamations <3
#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#splatoon#splatoon 3#deepcut splatoon#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#my art#Been busy :p#When i saw the splatoon concept art again for the original characters for splatoon I just HAD to draw deepcut as mammals#i feel like they would have Hares instead of Octolings if they went through with it#shiver is a hare :3#BM is a bear#and Frye is a bunny#also i was taken by the gravity falls propaganda 😔
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weird request, but id just like to see moon and boreas interact at all
would've been a weird request if I hadn't gone into a private turbo brainstorm mode about them back in November. there's quite a bit to make them an appealing duo
#rw#rain world#oc tag#oc: boreas' blessing#looks to the moon#philosophy sessions au#my art#there is so much TEXT its an INFODUMP dear gods the comic-making police (me) is gonna kick my ass#Moon n B are distant business siblings. 99% of time super professional. the other 1% is B being grumpy n Moon telling him his name is weird#(he agrees but glares anyway)#and still...
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"I don't hate polyamorous people but—" OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION OF POLYAMORY. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND LET PEOPLE LIVE.
#i dont hate polyamory but *proceeds to say wildly disrespectful and hurtful shit*#i dont care what some mono prick thinks off polyamory but they certainly make sure to insert their opinion as every opportunity#I'm just frustrated with people man#like why do you care about other people's relationships so much?#quit policing other queers you freak#polyamory#polyamourous#polyam#polyamorous people 🤝 apsec people = fellow queers policing us and being up in our god damn personal business all of the time
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No one ever talks about how Rick aged Nico up specifically to ship him.
#riordanverse#pjo#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#percy jackson series#solangelo#we know why they dont#its because theyre too busy sucking ricks dick#personally the only part that annoys me is he couldnt even come up with a canon reason and just did it with no in universe explanation#but i know the morality police - the mopo if you will - pretend to hate aging characters up to ship them#and yet its crickets how sus of them almost like they dont actually care about aging characters up for ships
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MewMewKyu !
Mine -Do not repost! - Suggest by @leebeearts 🫶
#alex’s art#mimikyu’s disguise serie!#pokemon#Mimikyu#mew#fanart#pokecontent#allanimanga#userdahyun#userdoyeons#rhitag#caprisee#useranusia#usermairin#pokemonart#pkmnart#pokemon art#pkmn art#mew art#mimikyu art#ghost type#fairy type#ghost pokemon#fairy pokemon#Alola#Kanto#reminder I’m not an amazing artist I’m just good enough bdjsbsjs#I wanted to post that before sleep but my neighbours got into a fight we had to call the police so I was really exhausted mentally#and had to go to sleep cause I had to wake up at 6:45 woke up at 6:30 so I slept 3 hours last night 🤪#worked my small job and was busy until now 😭😂
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I need these men to longingly kiss eachother Christmas style and I’m too cowardly to reveal my face
extremely valid lmaooooo luckily I also need that!!
It has x2 longing bc they are A) longing for each other and B) longing to get into shenanigans LMAOOOOO (obligatory warning, mistletoe is poisonous please do not eat it or have it unsupervised around kids or pets hjflfjskhdjshshgd)
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays y’all!!! May your day be restful and pleasant regardless of whether you’re celebrating anything 💕🌟❄️
#teehee thanks for the ask anon!!#also now that the holidays are over I should be able to draw more soon?? hopefully?????#been busy with a lot of different projects and work hours have been longer so that sucks ugh#but hopefully things will let up soon lmao#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#my art#asks
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🎃💀NEW LIMITTED TIME FANMERCH DROPPED!! :D🎃💀
Now these t-shirts are on sale from today until October 31st of this year!
🎃💀🐰Buy Max T-shirt here 🐰🎃💀 🎃💀 🐶Buy Sam T-shirt here🐶🎃💀
#AVAILABLE TILL OCTOBER 31th!!#So hurry up! c: <3#sam & max#samandmax#sam and max fanart#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#fan merch#fanmade#small business#halloween#etsyshop#etsyseller
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pisses you off by reading lots of greek drama and loving medea the most in every translation
#anna.txt#as usual i cannot be expected to give a shit when people play the 'is it FEMINIST to kill your children???' card#be fucking for real.#she's meant to be tragic. he wrote her that way. he uses her to speak to how wronged foreign women are.#as he uses the trojan women to speak to the condition of enslaved captives of war#euripides was not a feminist. he died in 406 bce#if you are so busy policing whether people are too sympathetic to a fictional woman that you can't spare a moment to ask yourself#what his concerns about the condition of women in this ancient play may actually be#then you are even less feminist than that#reread tag#a tag for bitching
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Jacqueline Pearce guest stars as fashion model Leonie Peters, but it could be she's mixed up in bank robbery and murder in New Scotland Yard: The Banker (1.10, LWT, 1972)
#fave spotting#jacqueline pearce#new scotland yard#blakes 7#blake's 7#supreme commander servalan#the banker#1972#lwt#a very pleasant surprise!#coming in the middle of a fairly fallow period in Jac's career; she'd started strong‚ making a couple of films for Hammer and having notable#guest starring spots in shows like Man in a Suitcase (follow the fave spotting tag for a sight of her looking very glamorous and cute in#a pixie cut and designer dresses for that show) but after a bitter divorce she'd moved to the US for a while‚ training at Lee Strasberg's#actors studio and taking some non acting jobs. she was back in blighty by '72 (clearly) but her career had lost a little momentum; thus she#ended up with smaller supporting spots for a few years until B7 called and made her wonderfully immortal as the iconic Servalan#here she's ostensibly a model‚ but suspicions are raised when the owner of a fashion house is assassinated in broad daylight (and as one#woman police officer points out‚ rather uncharitably i thought‚ Jac is neither tall enough nor skinny enough to fit the typical#model form). cue some mystery biz‚ but it isn't really a top drawer episode‚ and Jac only has a couple of scenes to play with#she is‚ of course‚ captivating; it's her who makes the mystery really compelling‚ as her strange‚ frightened reactions draw the inevitable#questions about what's actually going on in this boutique salon. there was still a few years before the Supreme Commander would turn up#onscreen but Jac busied herself plugging away in guest spots and developing a respectable stage career
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Itssss bingo time. I wanna interact with you guys on a bit more casual(?) level. Already did this a while back for my other fandom, but I wanna do it here now
Send me a DP character and/or ship and I’ll fill out a little square on here. DPxDC and other crossover ships are also welcome.
#danny phantom#revenant rambles#dpxdc#character bingo#ship bingo#I’m going to answer those prompt asks I swear. but I would like some simple stuff for a bit#also going to be very busy working on stuff for this fandom that y’all won’t get to see for a while :( but I wanna be more active here#so give me asks as a compromise mwah ha ha#also also I just tried to watch a video about chimps. Let’s just say it did not go well for me mentally.#it really needed a trigger warning in there for the police call contents.#so I kinda need this to cheer up a bit haha
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME MARTYN AND JIMMY ARE TEAMING UP
#This is. Exactly what I wanted and I'm too busy being in a warzone and also having depression#This is unfair#property police#trafficblr#traffic smp#traffic series#life series#secret life spoilers#jimmy solidarity#secret life#solidaritygaming#secret life smp#slsmp#slsmp spoilers#martyn littlewood#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#I'm actually heartbroken
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