#Pokemon Sordward

[urfavssins]

I think shielbert and sordward from pokemon sword and shield should go to hell for having the worst hair and names I always have to look up to remember how to spell

these stupid fops are going to hell together! DO NOT SEPARATE!

SUBMISSION RULES

THE SINS

[pokemanix]

Official Shielbert Cards from the Pokémon TCG

Sordward & Shielbert (135) - Sword & Shield: Battle Styles Sordward & Shielbert (TG28) - Sword & Shield: Silver Tempest Trainer Gallery

[deerdeardarling]

THEY ARE STUCK IN MY HEAD ALMOST ALL THE DAMN TIME BECAUE THEY ARE FOILS TO THE POSTWICK BROS AS DECENDANTS TO THE FIRST KINGS

GHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Not directed at you I am yelling to the void)

[cutekittenlady]

[lucifer-morningstars-wife]

These men have too much of my brain held captive, I love them

[blazingstar400]

@kitakami-kid YOU GOT ME SO GOOD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! I forgot it was April Fools today and when I was reading this I was so shocked and then I wanted to bang my head on something after I read the April Fools tag.

Congratulations you have successfully tricked me lol.

Anyway are you keeping the Sordward icon from here on out or are you changing it back to Kieran after April Fools ends?

everyone, i've come to make an announcement.

after thinking things over, i have made a realization: kieran is a pathetic little whelp with zero redeeming qualities. he was so entitled in the teal mask and demanded that ogerpon belonged to him just because he was her fanboy. and he only continued to be selfish in the indigo disk. he FORCEFULLY captured terapagos even though it clearly wanted to be with the mc. and the writers had the AUDACITY to "redeem him" even though he was always in the wrong? frankly, it's disgusting.

and with that realization, i have come to see the light... the real BEST character in pokemon... is the absolute CHAD known as Sordward!

He is elegant, brilliant, handsome, and most of all, he's of royal descent! What more could you ask of a man? Game freak was so cruel as to disguise this perfect being as an antagonist in the post game of pokemon sword and shield, when he was only trying to recover his rightfully owned artifacts from the "heroes" known as Hop and your player character. This character deserves all the respect in the world, and I am happy to oblige!

GET OUT OF HERE DUMB IDIOT BABY!!! ALL HAIL SORDWARD!!!

[offline-nobody]

i’ve been trying to come up with who the funniest character to get isekai’d ala ingo in the new legends game is, and i think ive landed on it: one of these fuckers

i will not be taking further notes

[jadeazora]

Pokemon's main moral across games in regards to its villains seems to be "do not trust the rich." Like, just think about how many of the main villains have probably been totally loaded.

Giovanni runs the mafia/yakuza, and says outright Team Rocket's main goal is to make money. No fancy ideals or higher goals, just plainly out for profit.

Cyrus, Rose, and Lysandre all run some kinda technological or alternative energy company. (With Galactic, it's mostly a front, but it's stated Cyrus is quite the philanthropist in the anime, responsible for many libraries being built.)

Flare also has a $5 MILLION admissions fee (Was reminded the PokeDollar is supposed to be a yen tho so that would translate out to about $32k. But still, my point stands, if you're poor, you're not getting in), with some girl in the Lysandre Cafe swooning over him and mentioning how she'll have her money saved up soon.

Lusamine inherited the Aether Foundation from her father, but it's implied they're a multi-region organization, and developing the technology needed to break open gateways to other worlds or create THREE chimeras must cost a fortune. (Plus having dozens of cryotanks running too.)

Ghetsis, Lysandre, Sordward, and Shielbert are all descended from or are royalty.

So, if you're a loaded dude, I'm looking at you like you're the most suspicious person in the region. (Sometimes tho, that does misfire, like it did for me in Paldea with suspecting Clavell until we learned he only became headmaster pretty recently and the school's actually about 800yrs old, or with Cyrano who's actually a pretty nice guy/not an important character at all.)

I feel like the only ones that really aren't are Archie and Maxie (since they mostly just steal what they need, but it is notable they did have the tech to develop the Magma/Aqua suit tho, which is resistant to extreme heat and serves as a functional spacesuit), Yell and Skull (who are stated to be pretty poor, and who are secondary threats to begin with--and by a far margin to the problems caused by the real big bad.), and Volo (a merchant who constantly skips work and despite referring to you as his favorite customer, you're only ever capable of buying from him once.)

Sada/Turo too are kinda a grey area, since they had the outside funding for their Area Zero research. That said, I don't think those investing quite knew what they were doing down there, and a good amount of what they were able to do was accomplished by what they had on-hand with the power of the Terastal crystals.

[bulbagarden]

please feel free to check out the winners of our spring 2024 bulbagarden fanfiction contest, trainers! they were all incredibly written and deserve lots of praise! one of the winning entries is by a certain mod of this tumblr...! (-lisia)

best overall: birdcage effect (m/m, emmet x volo)

runner-up: if i could become a comet (m/m, ash x gary)

best romance: dream (m/f, lucian x shauntal)

runner-up: farewell letter (m/m, ash x gary)

best usage of theme: blossoming (m/f, soldward x sonia) and farewell letter

runner-up: a betting takeoff (f/f, m/m, skyla x elesa, steven x jasmine)

best lgbtq+ romance: there was a union/of heart and mind/the likes of which are rare/and, oh, so hard to find (m/f/m, wallace x winona x steven)

runner-up: if i could become a comet

best polyamorous fic: there was a union/of heart and mind/the likes of which are rare/and, oh, so hard to find

readers' choice: birdcage effect and if i could become a comet

runner-up: blossoming and there was a union[...]

[kobandan]

I have decided to stop posting about submas, I'm done drawing them, they are not interesting. Booooo. Now here comes the Galarian twins, and their awesome haircut. Those are the real deal, amazing characters, 10/10 designs, can't do better than that.

[vanillray]

swsh manga bl 𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭 and 𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 AND I LIKE IT

[milk2641]

Unhinged Pokémon screenshots from my switch (2/2 because I’m on tumblr mobile)

[pokemanix]

Official Sordward Cards from the Pokémon TCG

Sordward & Shielbert (135) - Sword & Shield: Battle Styles Sordward & Shielbert (TG28) - Sword & Shield: Silver Tempest Trainer Gallery

[noxarie]

Celebrity!

[pokemongymsmashorpass]

[pokeficdaily]