ALRIGHT
THIS SEASON
IT WAS A LOT
my liveblogged thoughts under the cut
Episode 1
· Exhilarating! I love Ben
· Ben already has more lines in these first five minutes than he had in the first season
· This montage is good
· ALLISON BABY
· Luther yelled for Diego first I love this
· Diego is immediately in vigilante mode…….hot
· THE SHOT PARELLING VANYA’S FIRST WORDS
· Vanya is a mess we love to see it
· The shot of Five’s feet hitting the puddle? So aesthetically pleasing
· The battle scene is such a smart way of reintroducing everyone’s powers and their Final Form™ succinctly
· I love Hazel. So much.
· The Umbrella Atomic Explosion™ is SO clever I love it
· ALRIGHT UNCHARTERED TERRITORY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
· Oh Hazel and Five make me soft
· Agnes and Hazel had a good life
· Hazel is so dead
· Welp that took no time at all
· “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases?” ily mister five
· I love the Swedes they’re stupid
· Are we ever gonna know what Agnes made Hazel promise?
· Five is honestly world’s best character
· FUTURE HEADQUARTERS
· “Well the truth is out there!” abkdkblhlkbkhl
· I shouldn’t make quick judgments, but conspiracy nut guy is nice and I hope he doesn’t turn out evil, because I also through Harold was nice in the beginning
· Diego got himself arrested already what an idiot
· Asddjgflkflhfl Diego’s problems all put out
· Okay, set-up for Diego’s character arc of self-actualisation we love to see it
· Lila is awesome, but I hope they don’t make her crush on him excessively
· Diego and Five is an underrated duo
· THEY ARE SO BICKERY
· Five is jut gonna murder him sometime along the way
· I LOVE FIVE SO MUCH WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
· Oof Vanya is so cute in that outfit
· This scene perfectly encapsulates women having to listen to men
· VANYA’S GOING TO MILFTOWN Y’ALL
· I cannot tell white men apart, does Carl look like conspiracy nut guy or is it just me?
· As usual, Ben and Klaus are bad at everything
· “neither does your beard” icon Ben Hargreeves
· I support Ben pummelling Klaus
· I passionately hate the beard and love the coat
· Why do all the white men look alike, I thought this poker dude was a Swede
· I KNEW BEN WAS LYING
· “Pick a better time to self-actualise!”
· I still hate the beard, let’s see if it grows on me
· Yusuf Gatewood………….hot
· By far the hottest couple so far in TUA
· Please tell me she’s not still hung up on Luther
· Yes she is goddammit
· The moon thing is cute though, I can appreciate that
· Luther finally gets a well-soundtracked fight scene I love it
· OI THAT WAS BRUTAL HOLY SHIT
· Oh Luther is pulling a Five in feeling bad about his excessive violence
· I already hate his boss
· Raymond marry me pls
· Allison marry me pls
· OH MY GOD VANYA LAUGHED
· Sissy and Vanya have excellent chemistry
· Oh I see the deliberate parallel with Vanya, Umbrella Academy, you aren’t fooling me
· SWEDISH ASSASSINS BABY
· Do you think they’ll say a single word or?
· Literally the only way this show knows how to signal danger is through flickering lights
· Two bopping fight scene and Five hasn’t been in any of them
· Lila and Diego have no braincells between them it’s beautiful
· Alright, she knows how to fight……..supicious
· If this show wasn’t so hellbent on making Luther and Allison a thing, he would be best ace rep
· Lmao “I don’t give a shit” I love you Luther
EPISODE TWO
· ALRIGHT THE HANDLER IS BACK???????
· Okay so Hazel and Cha-Cha are dead but that pestilence still runs around??? Bruuuuuuuuuh
· Kate Walsh is still hot though
· AJ??????
· THE FISH SMOKES?!?
· God the Commission is such a capitalist hellhole
· Oh there we have 743
· H E R B
· Okay I am here to see her humiliated but please no redemption arc for her
· I love the deliberate parallels between Five and the Handler
· “Like a masseuse?” IDIOTS
· Oh Five is so lost and vulnerable baby boy
· Also the character developments in Luther!!!!!
· “Dad should’ve left him on the moon.” Five is, simply said, an icon
· Oof Sissy is SO cute
· I’m already not ready for Five to find Vanya
· Lila is so extra can we keep her
· Great now I have sympathy for Carl
· Luther’s new outfit looks so good on him
· OH LUTHER IS THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HER
· Well that was dramatic and didn’t lead anywhere
· Alright two episodes in, Civil Rights plotline hasn’t been fucked up yet
· WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SWEDE DRINKING SO CONSCPICOUSLY
· ELLIOTT IS THE NAME OF MISTER CONSPIRACY
· “cousins on my robot mother’s side”
· “Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”
· Lila is great I love her
· Diego is gonna throw both Five and Lila through a wall at some point
· Five is so ready to throw Diego under the bus
· Klaus Hargreeves, world’s worst cult leader
· ……….did Klaus built a cult on pop lyrics?
· Klaus and Raymond bonding I love it
· DIEGO AND FIVE BEST TEAM
· REGINALD IS THE UMBRELLA MAN
· OH LUTHER IS GONNA FIND HER HOLY SHIT
· THE BARN FROM THE PROMO PICTURE
· This scene is so good
· “You shouldn’t be the one to apologise.” I’M GONNA CRY
· Tom Hopper and Ellen Page are so good in this scene
· WHY DID HE LEAVE
· What the flying fuck is up with the Swedes
· BRO WHAT THE FUCK
· Is Five ever gonna bring up the fact that he was supposed to kill Kennedy or?
· Raymond is wasted on someone who doesn’t give him her whole heart
· What the FUCK, Klaus
· Why does she remember her name tho
· The violin starting up when she talks about the callouses on Vanya’s hands
· Brotherly bonding is my new favourite scene
· Do the filmmakers know that your scene can be suspenseful and well-lit
· Okay maybe baby Pogo is cute
· There is gonna be no Five murdering spree, the blood is solely from Pogo
· Next well-soundtracked fight scene
· The choreography of this!!!!!
· Man Reginald is a shitty dad before he even becomes a dad
· Diego cannot catch a break poor baby
EPISODE 3
· SHITTY WIG ON KLAUS ALERT
· THE LEVITATION IS BEN I HATE THIS
· So far, all title card umbrellas have not disappointed
· You are running in a straight line you really should hit her
· Yep, Watchmen flashbacks
· Luther remains cute and awkward
· THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER BABY
· S E Q U I N S
· SNEAKY LADY ALLISON IS BACK
· FINALLY
· A HUG
· Allison and Klaus are so cute
· What in the goddamn Looney Tunes is this outfit lady
· WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY
· ALLISON HARGREEVES YOU QUEEN
· This spooky ghost show is great
· Everyone going off on Five is great
· @ this show stop ripping Vanya and Five apart and let them be soft
· Diego is so naked this entire season
· Diego and Lila are a good dynamic
· Elliott is a babe I love him
· The Handler continues to be creepy about Five
· So much driving
· Luther is baby and Raymond deserves better than to deal with all the baggage from all the Hargreeves brothers
· HE SHAVED THE BEARD
· Ouch this is awkward
· I don’t get why they didn’t cast normal Dave to play young Dave they’re not that far apart in age
· Oh he’s gonna have to let Dave go
· Oh this scene must be so triggering
· Oh shit’s bad and it’s only episode 3
· PUPPY???
· WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT LILA
· WHAT DO YOU MEAN THANKS MOM
EPISODE 4
· Oh my god the Handler is pure fucking evil
· She learnt the fighting from her mom alright
· THE RED BOOTS WERE THERE ALL ALONG
· Man I hoped that the antisemitism was gone
· Vanya being protective of Luther :’)
· Luther only has shitty father figures
· I can’t believe they were better organised last season
· Why do you hate the Vanya/Five dynamic so much, show?
· Five got an extra dose of asshole today this season huh
· Reggie is probably the twelfth
· Oh boy Klaus is a trainwreck
· That marriage is also a trainwreck
· I understand Ray though
· Why is there Styx on this soundtrack
· Oh Klaus baby
· GALA NIGHT BITCHES
· Five is a smart young old man
· Oh baby is eating his heart out
· Oh the hug makes me soft though
· Honestly, Tom Hopper and Emmy Raver Lampman have such cute chemistry
· AWKWARD DARLING MAN
· “Doomsday” *nervous chuckle*
· Ballroom lessons as kids
· This is an excellent dance scene
· OH MY GOD MOM WAS MADE AFTER A REAL WOMAN
· THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW
· Reggie is gross
· Diego’s mommy AND daddy issues are put on blast this season
· Sissy is such a babe
· Man we got budget BUDGET for this season
· Alright, the white violin can revive people now cool cool cool
· How different her powers are when powered by love
· I love Elliott I hope he survives the eason
· I am down for Luther and Elliott getting high together
· LET’S GO LESBIIIAAAAAAAAAANS
· God Allison and Klaus make me so soft
· I am very supportive of Elliott and Luther becoming bros
· You already shanked one son, go poker stick another one
· YES EXCELLENT FIGHT MUSIC
· They both?????? Just left him to fend for himself??????????
· Ancient Greek??? Bitch what
· This show is rated for violence and we have barely seen any!!!!!! What!!!!!!!
Episode 5
· Okay baby Pogo and Grace is adorable
· Why is Pogo in space now
· THEY KILLED POGO
· AGAIN
· Hargeeves got a hug before Five did what the effing fuck
· He might be a dick but his instincts are good
· Haha old cowboy
· Ben is so done
· Vanya……..Sissy……..my heart
· Wow Reginald continues to be a massive arse
· Luther/Diego/Five are DUMB and I love them
· “No, bro, he shanked your heart.”
· God the Handler!!!!!!
· THE MUSIC AT THE REUNION
· We didn’t even see Five reunite with Allison and Klaus!!!!!
· GOD WHAT A SISTERLY UPGRADE
· KLAUS VANYA AND ALLISON HUGGING
· Allison and Diego rights babey!!!
· Are the Swedes ever gonna say something or
· LILA AND FIVE TEAM-UP LET’S GO
· I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY BABY
· The red-blue dynamic in Luther and Diego I live for that
· Luther and Diego are gooooooood together
· What is up with that
· Klaus, Vanya and Allison are dumbasses and I love them so much
· Alright where are the Swedes doing and why is that tree so creepy
· Oh the youngest Swede just went tits-up
· Please tell me Five is finally getting a fight scene
· Excellent fight scene
· Great, now I feel sad for the Swedes
· They deffo have a cooler aesthetic than Hazel and Cha-Cha
· This cover is beautiful
EPISODE 6
· This wig looks better than Klaus’
· Also Ben has barely been in this season where is he at
· Oof Ray is so cute
· The Handler and Five have such good chemistry holy shit
· Diego, Luther and Vanya are a god-tier dynamic
· We love the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
· BENNY BOY HAS A CRUSH
· Wait how is this only episode six I feel like this is already the pensum of the first season
· Clothing montage baby!!!!!
· God they look so good together
· Oh Allison can be RUTHLESS
· THE BINGO CARDS
· Oh no no no no I didn’t think Klaus and Dave could be even more tragic
· THEY TALK
· God she is so fucking creepy stop lusting after a child
· World’s most satisfying elevator shot
· This scene is chaos I love it
· God everyone just harps on Diego’s daddy issues jesus
· Oh baby no
· Oh babies no
· NO NOT THE DISSOLUTION OF TEAM ZERO
· Why are there so many antisemitic dogwhistles in this
· This scene between Five and Reginald is good
· NOT ELLIOTT
· Oh no no no no Carl
· Alright at least this promises a good fight scene
EPISODE 7
· This polka music bops
· Wait how did he get to 1982
· HE SAID FUCK
· Man Carmichael was out so quick
· No fish-eating?
· Awwwww Klaus and Ben have a heart to heart
· Oh God, Diego and Luther have no brain activity between the two of them
· That is a Look
· Oh this montage of Ben rediscovering touch
· The writing of this show was oddly prophetic
· Oh wait Vanya’s gonna be incarcerated too right????
· Oh this is heart-breaking
· Really?????? Ben’s the dorky one???
· Oh my god Ben is getting a hug and Diego is so soft
· Man why are Five and Vanya so antagonistic
· FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
· Dude a fight between them would have been so epic
· Diego
· You idiot
· Oh Allison really loves him and he loves her
· Oh I am so sad
· Yeah this episode is infinitely worse than the day that wasn’t
· FUCK YEAH BACKSTREET BOYS
· What the fuck
· Yo that is sadistic as fuck Allison what the flying fuck
· This scene might ruin the song for me
· There definitely was an easier way out
· They fucked it up
· I am not surprised
EPISODE 8
· Oh she speaks Russian
· Five just snapped and honestly deserves it
· Yeah I feel for the Swede
· What is it with commission assassins and axes this season
· “Your vagina needs fresh glasses.”
· Nepotism
· Oh Grace is turning on him baby!!
· Ha remember when we were all like ‘oh no they’re making Reggie sympathetic’
· Yeah so much for that
· Five and Luther are……..soft
· What the fuck is up with that
· AYYYY BUTTHOLE SURFERS ON THE SOUNDTRACK
· Oooooohhhhhhh trippy kid scene
· Also Reggie is bad at German
· I love Luther and Five so much
· We finally get to see older Five’s tie pattern
· Alright Lila makes me uncomfortable
· FIVE IS GONNA GO FERAL Y’ALL LET’S GO
· Man after the last rampage you’d think they’d upped security in this place
· Herb for president!!
· Some catch Diego’s ego is going berserk
· Oh not again
· Dot is a rebel now
· Everyone is ragging on Five, even Five
· This is so trippy
· Oh yeah the brains. Forgot about those.
· I……….sad
· Oh my god oh my god oh my god
· Of course it’s all the government’s fault
· Love how they just walked into an FBI building
· Bro what the fuck is going on
EPISODE 9
· Allison is always there for Vanya and I love her
· Hello Klaus and Diego are so cute
· Oh my heart you go Klaus
· So much for that
· BUT BEN
· YOU ARE CLIFF-HANGERING BE INSIDE AN EPISODE
· Crazy Five is an idiot I love him
· “I’m the daddy here” is not the gazelle, but it’ll do in a pinch
· The 743!!!!!!
· Oh God, Harlan is in danger
· She loves him?!? You barely know the man!!!!!!
· WHAT’S ON THE PAPER
· Oh it’s her file
· HELLO LET US SEE THE FIVES TYING TO OFF EACH OTHER
· This continues to be trippy
· These visuals are so stunning
· This is my favourite scene so far, this is so good, this is an excellent talk
· NO
· NOT BEN
· NOT BEN
· “I’m askin’, Carl.” You go Sissy, love you, you’re doing excellent
· Alright, we have a mini-Vanya here
· Oh I hate the Handler so fucking much she is the worst
· What a plot-twist
· Oh god so much is going on in this season
· Oh we get fish-eating, but it’s not Five? That’s lame
· Why are they all so hell-bent on making stupid decisions
· Klaus you idiot
· Oh that SON OF A BITCH HARGREEVES
· What the fuck what is on the dark side of the moon
· What the flying fuck what the fuck what tebdjbdgkbjdsgkbjgsdjgnj
· WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO WAR
EPISODE 10
· Oh the kids are back for Ben’s funeral
· I hate this
· Reginald is just. The worst.
· My emotions are all over the place
· Oh……..babies
· OH MY GOD DIEGO
· AND FIVE
· It wouldn’t hurt to go to an abandoned farm
· God this is a family of shitty choices
· I don’t want Ben to be gone
· FAMILY TIME
· Oh shit I totally forgot about the last Swede
· BRO THE STAKES
· YEAH THIS LOOKS BAD
· ALRIGHT Harland is gonna be alright
· All these assassins have shit aim
· HE’S MATRIXING
· LILA’S ONE OF THE 43
· SHE CAN ABSORB AND REDIRECT THEIR ENERGIES
· ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
· Awwwwww they love each other
· Oh great THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN
· Oh now LILA will have to fix the timeline
· Wait now they’re all dead
· The swede to the rescue?
· Please tell me she’s dead for good this time
· We love a de facto protagonist saving everyone’s asses once more
· GO VANYA SAVE THE BABY
· Dot and Herb are precious dumbasses
· This is heart-breaking, but I understand Sissy so much
· WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIFFHANGER
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magazines play
My gamble is, the more things are put openly out onto the table. the safer it gets. this post will not be disproving any relationships (because at least 95% of population won’t believe in ‘conspiracies’ anyways) but about ‘so called coincidences’ and media play.
No one would disagree that the media is a powerful tool for manipulating minds, a mean for surveying people’s unconscious reaction regarding topics being mentioned in media, and of course, the marketing and promotion of certain people and topics. (dw media won’t ever care about this post because they are being ‘exposed’ here, (don’t worry) this should be safe)
Media can lie, and can work with bigger companies (obviously, or else why would we see ANY advertisement and exclusives at all for any brands e.g gucci, celebrities news etc)
first,
Back in 2012 there was an insider post, and it said
‘ji will possibility be paired with krys, they also discussed ji and yooxna. but this is unknown, this ji person’t doesnt like to do ship, boyx boy, girl x girl’
2012 insider post was one of the biggest evidence that kxk was planned. so if there is a first time, there will be a second (jxk).
but before kxk, two things happened
1. infamous tae x ji x krys photoshoot WKxrea magazine photoshoot.
The magazine is released in July of 2015. The timeline makes sense as it is about a year before kxk. A good timing for sm to have just started planning kxk seriously.
It is possible that sm used this opportunity to get feedback from the gp and fans about how people view these three together, and to promote kxk. Evidently, they saw the good reactions and made that the kxk ship sailed even before the scandal was released.
In a general sense, this should just ‘an aesthetic photoshoot sm set up for promoting the three groups’ and no one would have suspected they were planning a scandal, but it is this benefit of doubt that makes it the bet way to get the most honest opinion about kxk from fans.
This is therefore also the best way to make sure kxk will be ‘accepted’ and that people think they are ‘compatible’ image wise.
2.ji and yooxna’s elle magazine photoshoot
This seems to be the feb issue for elle magazine in 2016, two months before kxk
This time it is less direct because its elle magazine, and its already this close to 2016 april, hence I believe this is not to survey people’s reaction on yooxna and ji. but a promotion of ji’s ‘straigt image.’
of course this elle iss ue may not be a huge conspiracy this time, but simply a prep work to promote ji’s straight image. but isn’t it a coincidence that the same two pairings mentioned on the insider post both had a photoshoot for magazines? why yoonax? well because both are very aesthetic and popular idols and sm has deemed them compatible ever since 2012.
3. WKxrea and exoclusivesx release in june 2016 after kxk.
why is it important to mention this? as we know there were different covers of all of ekso memebrs. this is a huge project that will cost WKxorea a huge sum of money (although they ofc will earn that back).
why is it significant? it is extremely rare for magazines to tie hand with idols, esp expensive groups like ekso and even have individual covers for each member. I have every reason to believe that after having a tae jij krys photoshoot in 2015 and ekso promotion in 2016. WKxrea and sm have a good relationship, and are somewhat partners.
2018 WKxrea November issue, this happened
The two were put into the same magazine, and this is done by WKxrea again. Who I greatly believe have a good relationship with sm. (so sm can have influence)
randomonline stores selling the issues named it:
so obviously, even selling websites recognize that those two are put together, fans would notice too. this is repeating kxk. jxk is being sailed and planted into our heads.
and this also happened
Those two were put together back to back.
Now this issue is released novemeber 2018, 2 months before the jan reveal. ‘Coincidently’, jixyoona was also released 2 months before the april reveal of kxk. You might ask then why not make them have a photoshoot instead, putting them together directly? But that won’t work and is not necessary because:
- it will be too obvious, yg and sm wont just suddenly join hands, all the stuff we see about taekxk and jixyoona are all artists from sm, that is much less supicious/
- people did notice, and the ship sailed.
- media manipulate our mind in the most subtle way. they dont need a photoshoot in our face to plant jxk into our heads. as long as people who buys this magazine sees ‘omg its jni! oh ji is in here as well!’ that idea seed is already planted.
update, interestingly, elle magazine also mentioned jxk on an online article in 2018 oct. As this reinforce my point above, they were indeed planting jxk into our heads.
what is the conclusion?
what are the chances that ALL of the pairings sm planned to put ji with were published on magazines and made big titles on allkpoop / sucksoompi etc? from kxk to jixyoona to jnixji on the same issue back to back, I don’t believe in coincidences anymore.
What are the chances of jxk on WKxrea when it is proven that sm def have good connection with WKxrea suggested by taekxk and exoclusivesx AND THEN this jxk thing published by WKxrea as well?
so what are the ‘coincidental’ chances that it is proven sm likes using magazine esp WKxrea as one of the mean of media play and promotion of their pairing (taekxk reactions, ji’s straight agenda for yoonaxji before dropping kxk)? and that jxn has been published together in the same WKxrea magazine that is shady with sm? And that all these issues are published in THE PERFECT TIMELINE that COMPLETELY fits all scandals that has been planned?
CLOSE TO 0. too many alignments, can’t be coincidental, has to be planned.
now will there be more of jxk photoshoots? this time it is UNSURE. (but chances are very low) jxk is smxyg. meaning sm doesn’t have complete control over everything. and since jxk is fake, I will assume that they actually never went on dates, and it is hard for yg or sm to have set up dates before hand due to their busy schedules and from two different companies. so, maybe there would be no evidence of past dates anymore.
what i would not rule out though, is that they might use some sort of display (update not like a public photoshoot, maybe some more fake news) to promote the couple instead.
there are two ways of doing things, ‘reveal past dates to make a couple legit’ or actually pr and promoting the couple.
both ways won’t discredit this analysis, and I will still have every reason to believe that media play is real, conspiracies do happen and sm and yg are never honest companies.
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