#PoTC

[piratepolls]

((Not sure how into potc you are but the pirate captains poll account seems to be doing a few more on that topic))

"not sure how into potc you are"

[phonexmelody]

This is why I love Pirates of the Caribbean! Their lore goes hard!

holy fucking shit

[timegodzo]

Has anyone else noticed Elizabeth Swann has a kiss of death going on?

Kisses Jack, he is eaten by a kraken

Kisses James, he is stabbed by Bootsrap Bill

Is kissed by Captain Huang, he is killed by shrapnel

Sure she kisses Will like a million times, but dude had his heart carved out and spends ten years at a time in the afterlife, which could be considered SUPER death.

Girl just has lips to die for

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[goingroguepod]

words cannot express how obsessed I am with the Keira Knightley/Jack Davenport audio commentary on the first Pirates of the Caribbean film

[xalphafox]

I second this wholeheartedly!!!

PleasePleasePlease?

Capture

Just in time for the end of Pride Month, @bluelionsbf​ asked for a transmasc reader x Norrington, and I had to oblige. The reader gets captured by Norrington, and things take some interesting twists from there ;) Happy Pride everyone!

@emdrabbles @tesserphantom @paljonkaikenlaista @viper-official @wordsinwinters @groovyfluxie

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          The cobbles flashed past your feet as you sprinted down the alley. Heavy footsteps echoed close behind, and you scrambled over the streets trying to escape them. Loud voices shouted after you, but you weren’t paying attention to the words. You were just trying to get away.

          The bright Caribbean sun beat down on you, hot and unforgiving, and the winding streets confused your sense of direction. You couldn’t quite find your way out of Port Royal, and you were sure that you’d run in circles. All the buildings blocked your view; you didn’t know where you were. Not to mention, you weren’t familiar with Port Royal in the first place.

          You could hear people from all sides, now. I can’t let them capture me. It was your only thought. If they caught you, you’d be hung within the week. The Navy wasn’t known for their mercy, especially not with that damn Norrington in charge, and that was saying nothing of Cutler Beckett. Bastard. No doubt you’d be lucky not to be burned at the stake.

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[owenhcrper]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

[baltharino]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[lucybaird]

favourite character: elizabeth swann         ↳ pirates of the caribbean trilogy

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Honestly this could work with Jack on the right and any antagonist on the left

[joanna13]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....

[imagopirateversion]

bringing the potc fandom back one meme at a time #11

[kitkatopinions]

[beemovieerotica]

i know pirates of the caribbean would have never been made today (on-location practical effects film) but if it WAS...

we'd absolutely have another "Introducing Disney's First Ever LGBT Character!!" moment, and of course everyone would be like "oh yeah, jack sparrow is bisexual, we're aware, got it." and then disney would be like "No."

and so we'd be like, "Oh, okay, Pintel and Ragetti are definitely not related and there's something homeoerotic going on there. Cool. We support that." and disney would go "No..."

and then they'd point to this fucking picture

"Maccus, the shark-headed first mate, has unrequited feelings for Davy Jones..." and there'd be an approximately 0.5 second scene where Maccus looks at Davy out of the corner of his 3rd eye and goes "Davy....." and Davy ignores him and disney is like "We're so brave for this."

and it'd be another goddamn gaston/le fou situation where half of y'all would be going "oh my god slayyyy love is reeaaalll" while the other half are pointing out how weirdly homophobic it is to have the cursed, PERPETUALLY DAMNED, ANIMAL-LIKE men be hinted as gay

and the fanart would be vile

[flameandignite]

Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.