#Plz someone write more fanfics of THIS energy plz

[foilfreak]

Beauty and Her Beast: Chapter 7 (aka the ‘big boobie vampire mommy’ and ’mutant servant girl that is very horny for her’ chapter)

WARNING PLZ READ BEFORE CONTINUING: This fic is rated NSFW and contains graphic depictions of things some people may find disturbing or alarming, including, but not limited to: violence, gore, unhealthy family relationships, Oedipus complexes, gratuitous amount of pornographic literature, ableist language, physical, mental, and emotional abuse, etc. If you are someone who does not enjoy fiction with these elements in them, then I suggest you refrain from reading this, because this fic will have all that, and probably a lot more. So, this is your first and final warning to turn around and go somewhere else if stuff like this just isn't your vibe, because from this point forward, your emotional wellbeing is in your own hands, and I will not be accepting blame if you disregarded my warnings and ended up reading something you didn't like. Idk why I feel compelled to write one of these despite this being Resident Evil fanfic, but I figured I'd cover my ass just in case.

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“Good evening, sir. Is there something I can assist you with, tonight? It’s quite late, and my mistress has already retired for the evening due to the strenuous nature of today’s events, so while I’m sure the good Lady Dimitrescu won’t be too terribly displeased if you’ve come with urgent news that requires her immediate attention, I’m afraid anything outside the realm of absolute importance will have to wait until morning, when my mistress will be better rested and therefore better able to address whatever concern you’ve brought” The low and smooth voice of an older teenage girl said, staring slightly downward at Salvatore with a level of such blank indifference that he would have wondered if the girl hadn’t seen him had she not outright greeted him upon opening the door.

With piercing red eyes, dark skin and long, black curls tied up neatly and carefully into two thick buns on either side of the top of her head, and dressed in a pretty, but still practical dress, the older teen looked every bit as much the role of a dignified estate’s head servant as she acted, right down to the pencil straight stiffness of her body. Despite how uncomfortable the stiff position looked to Salvatore, the subtly bold way she carried herself did give the older teen an air of confidence and reliability, however what it didn’t do was answer the multitude of questions flying around in Salvatore’s head about who she was, and more importantly, where she came from.

And then it hit him.

“Y-you’re… Alcina’s g-gift… aren’t y-you?” Salvatore asks aloud, though seemingly more to himself than the girl standing in front of him. Said girl furrows her brows in confusion for a moment before huffing in, what appeared to be, mild offense. Though what on earth Salvatore could have done to offend the young teen, he had absolutely no idea.

“I have no idea what you mean when talking about these so called “gifts”, however I think it's important for you to know that I am a very busy woman with a great many things to do, so if this is all some kind of sick game you’re playing to waste my time then I’m going to have to politely ask that you take your rotten whale behind and go throw yourself into the nearest body of-”

“Anastasia?” a low, feminine voice booms from somewhere behind the older teen standing before him. The girl immediately stiffens, her skin around her nose and cheeks darkening even further, her eyes growing wide and her breath catching in her throat as she turns around. Immediately abandoning Salvatore at the still open front door, the young servant clumsily made her way further into the room before disappearing out of the narrow view the hooded man had been given of the castle through the crack in the door.

Taking a step forward and opening the door enough to slip inside, making sure to close it securely behind him, Salvatore lingered along the walls of the room, merely observing the events before him unfold as the young girl, Anastasia, quickly moved to stand in the center of the circular design on the floor of the entrance hall. Waiting for her on the landing at the top of the stairs was none other than the lady of the house herself, Alcina Dimitrescu, standing as tall, proud, and intimidating as Salvatore last remembers, though it would appear that the disfigured man’s fear of the much larger woman was not shared amongst everyone in the room.

“Y-yes Lady Dimitrescu! Is there something I can do for you this evening, my Lady?” Anastasia asks, hands clasped together in front of her and eyes blown wide at the gargantuan woman leering from above, like a lovesick puppy dog waiting for a command from its beloved owner. Eager to perform. Eager to please.

“Why yes, my sweet, I was just wondering what on earth all that racket was and if it could wait until morning to be finished? The girls and I have had quite the taxing day and I do so wish to retire to the sound of peace and quiet” Alcina coos warmly, causing Salvatore to pause in confusion.

“Oh goodness, I apologize, mistress. It’s just that there was a visitor at the door and despite my repeated attempts to convince him to come back when you were rested, he insisted upon making a nuisance of himself. Please forgive me if my attempts to preserve your restful evening were for naught” the girl said sadly, bowing deeply in apology as she continued to speak.

Alcina practically purrs in delight at the teen’s polite, but genuine behavior. “Fear not, my dear, I had only just taken off my earrings when I heard the commotion. I came out here merely to see if things were getting out of control, but it would appear as though you’ve handled things perfectly.”

The girlish blush on Anastasia’s face only darkens in color as the young teen casts her adoring gaze to the floor, joyous glee from having been praised by her mistress evident all over the younger girl’s body.

Not wanting to stay here any longer than absolutely necessary, especially if this is what he’d have to witness the whole time, Salvatore gathers all of his strength and uses it to clear his throat and take a step forward, revealing himself to both women as he gingerly comes out into the light.

“YOU!” Anastasia yells, immediately turning on her heel and making a beeline toward the increasingly anxious Salvatore. “So not only have you made enough of a nuisance of yourself to disturb the lovely Lady Dimitrescu just as she’s about to retire and rest from a very long and taxing day, but now you’ve decided that you’re so above everyone else that you can just waltz right into someone else’s home without even the slightest hint of respect or admiration for the incredible woman living in it, how dare you be so crash and selfish you overcooked blowfish, exit this castle immediately, or I’ll shove my boot so far up your rear end you’ll be fishing around for it for weeks you-”

“Anastasia, calm yourself, dear” the loud, but calming sound of Alcina’s voice said, causing the young teen to pause in her angry scolding of Salvatore.

“My Lady?” The young teen asks, dutifully awaiting orders.

“Let the wretched man inside, he’s the furthest thing from a threat to us, even if he is an annoying little manthing. Although, I’d be lying if I said a visit from you at this hour of night is something I’ve come to expect of you, dearest elder brother.”

The disfigured man swallowed thickly as he stepped past Anastasia to fully face his other younger sister, who looked all the more intimidating from her looming perch upon the upper story.

“I-I know this is s-sudden…” Salvatore begins, hoping he’d at least be able to explain himself before Alcina tossed him back outside on his ass.

“I’ll certainly say” Anastasia bursts in angrily, but she’s quickly silenced and sent away to tend to her other duties by Alcina, who motions for Salvatore to ascend the large set of stairs leading up to the rest of the castle and join her on the landing for a moment.

“Spunky little thing, isn’t she?” Alcina says when Salvatore finally makes it to the top of the stairs, panting slightly as he follows the much taller mutant’s gaze to the door that Anastasia had just exited the room from.

“Th-that’s certainly… one way… o-of putting it” Salvatore stutters, not wanting to offend Alcina by calling her servant rude, but clearly not seeing what’s so great about someone who just yells at you a lot the second you walk through the door.

“Yes! She apparently received a strain of cadou that was quite similar to mine, however her need to consume blood to maintain herself is far more similar to that of leeches. Rather than having to consume it regularly in smaller doses, like myself, she’ll only require one feeding every few weeks or so, which I thought was quite interesting. The only issues Mother Miranda brought up was the fact that her hunger, if it gets bad enough, can trigger both her transformation, as well as some sort of feral and animalistic meltdown that only ends once she’s finally had her fill. Apparently more than a few villagers were lost in the process of learning this information” Alcina comments casually, tucking her hair behind her ear. “Mother only brought her over earlier today, just before dinner, and yet she’s already managed to carve quite the little space for herself here. I hadn’t realized how dirty this place was without any girls left to take from the village until she went through and washed all the walls in the west wing spotless. It was like night and day, I could hardly believe how open and bright the halls looked” Alcina stated.

“W-wow… so th-then… d-do you think y-you’ll keep her a-around… long term?” Salvatore asks curiously, craning his neck so he could get a better look at his sister’s face.

“Perhaps. I’m certainly thinking about it. Not only is she an incredibly hard and fast worker, but she’s also got such a lovely spark of energy and excitement to her, and she’s always very polite and respectful, if a bit obvious in her “admiration” of those she looks up to… not that that’s a bad thing, necessarily. It’s quite sweet, actually!”

“S-she did look… q-quite taken… by y-you” Salvatore comments, having noticed the girl’s far-too-eager-to-be-innocent disposition when Alcina was in the room, vs. when it was just him. Not that it was a terribly surprising turn of events. Alcina, for all her monstrous height and sheer mutant bulk, was still a very beautiful, and very desirable woman at the end of the day, meanwhile Salvatore was only about 2 rolls of the genetic dice away from sharing a more recent common ancestor with the blobfish than he did humans.

“I know, isn’t she adorable? She came exactly like this, too. Mother Miranda has no idea if this is a result of the mutation process or if it's merely her former personality finally returning now that she’s awake and out of containment, but I suppose the logistics of things aren’t really important in the end. I'm so glad I chose her over the other two, I don’t know what I would have done had such a promising and delectable little morsel like her go to waste on the rest of you imbeciles” Alcina coos in amusement. “Regardless of what Mother Miranda said however, I was almost certain this whole “gift” situation was going to be nothing more than a pile of useless drivel that I’d be left to clean up all on my own once the novelty wore off, however after having Anastasia here for these past few hours, and seeing all that she’s willing and capable of doing, I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps I’d been too hasty in my final decision.”

“Funny… K-Karl thought m-much the… th-the same thing i-initially… w-when I t-talked to him… th-the other day… th-though… knowing him… I doubt h-he’s having q-quite as much… of a ch-change of heart… as you a-are” Salvatore said suddenly, more than anything due to the incredible shock that was the concept of Alcina and Karl sharing a similar opinion, at the same time, while both occupying the same dimension of reality.

Alcina’s face immediately turns sour at the mention of Karl. “Oh, did he now? That’s an unfortunate thing to learn,” she says in annoyance, clearly displeased by the notion of agreeing with Karl on anything.

“Y-yes… he… he th-thinks that maybe… M-Mother might b-be using the g-gifts… to d-distract us w-while she’s g-gone away… o-on her mission… b-but that maybe… sh-she also wants… s-something else out of a-all this… something… th-that she isn’t t-telling us… f-for some reason” Salvatore explains, unsure if he should be revealing all this information to Alcina, notorious and open critic of Karl and quite literally everything the younger man has ever done and said, is doing and saying, and will do and say sometime in the span of his chaotic lifespan.

Contrary to what Salvatore assumed, however, instead of looking bored and uninterested in what Karl thought about this whole situation, Alcina looked just the slightest bit… intrigued, if still clearly wary. “Really? And what, pray tell, does our dear sweet little brother Heisenberg believe will come of this whole situation then? Did he say?”

“H-he… he never m-mentioned anything s-specific… but he th-thinks that the g-gifts… might p-play a l-larger role… in all th-this… than M-Mother has been l-leading us to believe.”

“I see,” Alcina says, remaining silent for a moment as she thinks, looking almost concerned by what she’s heard. “And what do you think of this whole mess, Salvatore?”

“U-um… well… I-I think it’s nice… th-that Mother trusts us e-enough… to g-give us her p-previous experiments… and u-use them however w-we want… b-but I’d be l-lying if I s-said… that I d-didn’t think Karl… was o-onto something… I-I don’t know w-what I believe to be t-true a-at the moment… but I d-do know… th-that I’d like t-to give… g-give a gift of m-my own… to Nadine… and that… and that y-you might be… s-someone else who c-could help me… w-with that” the hooded man explains nervously, hoping that Alcina was in a good enough mood to feel like humoring him and his sudden request.

“Nadine?” The tall, pale woman asks in confusion, before suddenly nodding in understanding. “Ah, your gift…”

Salvatore nods. “D-Donna… is f-fashioning a n-new dress… for her… a-and even gave me… this b-beautiful nightgown… to hold h-her over until… until the real one is c-complete. I th-think she w-will… e-enjoy the nightgown b-but… but I’d like to… l-like to get her something else t-too… like a… like a necklace… a-a gold one… o-one that w-would… c-complement her skin tone… j-just right.”

Alcina briefly stares at Salvatore with a blank expression, momentarily making the hooded man worry that he’d overstepped his boundaries and said something to offend the much larger woman. His nerves are thankfully calmed when Alcina turns and orders Salvatore to follow after her, which the disfigured man happily does if it means what he thinks it means.

The two siblings arrive at Alcina’s personal chambers just as Anastasia is exiting them, her arms filled by a large basket of blood soaked towels and clothes, some collected from Alcina’s room, the others likely from either Bela, Cassandra, or Daniela’s rooms.

“Good evening, Lady Dimitrescu! Are you finally retiring for the evening?” Anastasia asks, bowing cheerfully as she finally notices her mistress approaching her. “I’ve already gone ahead and prepared your bed for you, as well as collected all the soiled laundry from today’s harvest. Is there anything else I can do for you tonight?”

“Thank you, my dear, but not quite, I have one more matter to attend to before I fully turn in. Since you were so kind to offer however, I would greatly appreciate it if, once Lord Moreau and I are finished with our affairs, you would be so kind as to escort him to the front door and bid him a good night, for me. You are free to retire to your own chambers for the evening once he’s left” Alcina orders softly, which the young girl obediently nods her head to.

“Of course, mistress, thank you very much! And I’d be happy to see Lord Moreau out for you, so please don’t hesitate to call me once you’re finished with your meeting” Anastasia says, bowing lowly to both Alcina and Salvatore before wordlessly skittering off to do… whatever it was she planned on doing to those dirty garments.

“Now, about that gift you were talking about” Alcina says upon entering her personal bedroom, immediately striding over to her vanity and beginning to sift through several boxes worth of jewelry, “you said you wanted gold, correct? And a necklace specifically?”

“Y-yes! I-if you have anything y-you’re willing to… g-give away… of course… I’d feel t-terrible taking something i-if it meant a g-great deal to you” Salvatore answers, standing awkwardly in the doorway as he waits for Alcina to return to him with whatever she finds.

Of all 3 of his siblings, Alcina was the one Salvatore was easily the least close to, despite having been the only two around for a considerable amount of time before the eventual arrivals of both Donna and then Karl. It wasn’t that Salvatore was displeased when Mother Miranda first informed him that he’d be getting a “sibling” all those years ago, but Alcina’s natural personality, coupled with her terrifying size and strength from the mutations, had made the very meek and timid Salvatore hesitant to reach out and form any kind of sibling bond with the younger woman, like he had with Karl.

Karl was a royal pain in the ass to deal with on even his best days, but at the end of it all, there’s still only so much a 6 year old can do to you, anger issues and mutant metal bending powers or not. Alcina was both a royal pain in the ass to deal with more often than not, but also a fully grown adult when she first joined the family, so needless to say the 2 oldest siblings hadn’t been given very many appropriately opportune moments to bond or get along.

That being said however, the simple but elegant golden locket that Alcina procures from one of her many boxes of jewelry has Salvatore wondering if maybe he had misjudged Alcina, having never expected her to show him something as luxurious and real-looking as this, especially when the understanding was that she’d be giving it away whatever item of jewelry Salvatore took a liking to.

“This is an old locket I received for my 3rd birthday from a relative who died long before I was old enough to care about who they were, though all those diamond star details on the front do make me think they could have been close with us at one point, or perhaps they just had that much money to throw around? It’s an old and well-loved piece of my collection, but Duke has been bringing back such wonderful treasures from his travels that I just have to start getting rid of some of these old sentimental trinkets so I can make room for all the new additions I plan on purchasing once he finally returns” Alcina explains, gingerly handing the necklace over to Salvatore, who could do nothing but gawk at how extravagant and, to be perfectly honest, expensive the necklace looked.

With 4 small diamonds, likely real knowing Alcina, embedded into the surface of the locket’s front cover, surrounded by small engravings that give the glimmering stones the appearance of stars in the night sky, the necklace looked like it belonged upon the neck of a fair and noble princess, into which the radiant beauty could then place the photo of the man who’d stollen her innocent heart. Nadine wasn’t actually a princess and Salvatore all but gagged at the idea of a picture of his face, mutated or not, being put somewhere for anyone to see, however the necklace was far too perfect for the hooded man to possibly turn it down.

“So what do you think? Will something like this do?” The taller woman asks, curiously. “I could continue looking if that isn’t quite what you’re after, however if that is the case, then I would like to politely request that you come back and look at them tomorrow. It's already so late and I’d have to have the rest of my collection fetched from the vault downstairs.”

“N-no no… th-that’s alright… this i-is perfect… thank y-you… Alcina… this w-was very k-kind of you to do… f-for me” Salvatore says, carefully tucking the glittering necklace into the bag Donna had placed the nightgown in.

“Don’t fret about it too much, I only did it because I had a bit of time to spare prior to going to bed, and you happened to catch me in a good mood. That’s it” Alcina states firmly, though something in the back of Salvatore’s head can’t help but take the taller woman’s words with a grain of salt, feeling as though there was more to Alcina’s sudden generosity than just pure coincidence. “Besides, who knows what gaudy thing you’d have shown up with had you not made the surprisingly wise decision to invoke Donna’s and my vastly superior knowledge of the feminine experience. I don’t even want to think of what tacky little trinket you’d have tried to gift her. Why the thought of that alone is enough to make me want to run for the hills, how on earth do you think your poor little gift would have felt? I’d have had to murder you on the spot if I found out you tried to pass some disgusting pile of garbage off as an appropriate gift. In fact, if I didn’t know that Donna was working on a more fitting dress for her already, I’d have half a mind to skin you alive for only having a flimsy nightgown to take back with you, but I doubt any of the dresses I have, that would be appropriate to wear with that kind of necklace anyways, would come close to fitting her, and I really do want to start making room for some newer, more exciting pieces. So, with all that in mind, count your blessings that the stars have aligned in your favor tonight, dear brother, because I won’t be doing this for you again… unless, you’d be willing to do me a few favors in exchange for some of the other pieces of my collection, that is.”

Aaaaaaaaaaand there’s the Alcina that Salvatore knows and secretly likes. In vehement denial that she feels anything positive for her 3 siblings and also actively trying to get someone else to do her dirty work for her. It's certainly not how the hooded man prefers to operate, but he supposes that if Alcina can somehow convince everyone around her to do all of her work for her, why wouldn’t she take advantage of that as much as possible?

“I-I think that’s e-enough… for t-tonight actually… maybe i-if I decide I’d l-like to get her s-something else… I’ll c-consider that offer y-you brought up” Salvatore says, bowing politely to his sister as he makes his desire to leave obvious.

Thankfully, Alcina seems more than happy to send her older brother on his way, calling Anastasia to come lead Salvatore back to the front door so he could finally begin making his way home.

“Th-thank you again… Alcina… I really a-appreciate this… an-and I'm sure Nadine w-will love the gift t-too” Salvatore says just as he’s about to bid Alcina goodnight and begin following the young servant girl.

“Yes, yes, you’re very grateful of my wondrous kindness to you, I know, you’ve made that fact more than clear already, brother” the taller woman says with an only mildly annoyed roll of her eyes as she stands just outside the door to her chambers. “Just make sure you don’t waste the opportunity my graciousness has afforded you, do you understand?”

Salvatore stiffens nervously as Alcina shoots him a pointed look that screams ‘don’t fuck this up or I’ll fuck you up’, a threat which the hooded man knows she’ll make good on, should Salvatore make it necessary for her to do so. Salvatore wasn’t sure how Alcina had picked up on the nature of his budding affections for Nadine so quickly, or how she seemed to instinctively know what he was planning despite having never asked directly, but clearly she’d noticed something and was now in the process of making the matter of whether Salvatore successfully courted his gift her business.

Heavens above have mercy upon whomever is unlucky enough to have their problematic situation noticed and meddled with by Alcina Dimitrescu.

“Y-yes… I u-understand… an-and I’ll be s-sure not to w-waste... waste the g-golden opportunity you’ve g-given me… OH! An-and Donna w-wants her mannequins b-back... too… sh-she wanted m-me to tell y-you” Salvatore replies, his anxiety only mildly calmed when Alcina makes a face at the mention of Donna’s yet-to-be-returned-still mannequins.

“Oh for goodness sakes, I always forgot about those stupid things. Anastasia?”

“Yes, Mistress?” The young servant dutifully answers.

“Please make a note to remind me to have Heisenberg come by so he can collect and return the manequins Donna leant me while I was commissioning some dresses from her earlier this month. That foul-mouthed mutt owes me a favor, and so if all goes the way I’d like I’ll be making this his problem in the morning” Alcina says devilishly, crossing her arms over her chest.

“Of course, Lady Dimitrescu, I’ll be sure to remind you of that first thing tomorrow morning” Anastasia replies warmly, though her amicable grin is quickly replaced by a flush and a girlish giggle when Alcina waves and turns on her heel, swaying her hips in an obvious fashion before bending down to enter through the door of her chambers.

Salvatore passed exceptionally confused glances back and forth between his sister and the young servant standing in front of him, totally clueless as to what just unfolded a moment ago as a feeling of disgust, the kind you get when you see something you wish you hadn’t, began to curl in the pit of his stomach. Whatever it was that was going on in the Dimitrescu house, and more importantly with their new servant girl, it was clearly none of Salvatore’s business. Not that he’d wanted it to be in the first place.

Salvatore had enough problems to deal with regarding his own gift, he didn’t have time to worry about whether or not Alcina was already making moves on hers.

“Have a safe journey home, and do make sure to stop by with Nadine if things turn out well between the two of you. Based on how today played out, it would seem as though things are about to get a lot more interesting around here… and a lot more fun too. Goodnight, Dear Brother” is all Alcina says before gently closing the door to her chambers, effectively ending their conversation without so much as a single word from Salvatore, not that he minded being handed the chance to finally get out of here, especially after… whatever the hell that exchange between Alcina and Anastasia was.

Best not to think too hard about it, probably, especially when there was another woman back at the reservoir who was much more deserving of Salvatore’s lustful and impure musings.

“Uuum… the front door is this way… Lord Moreau,” Anastasia says suddenly, her face still dark from embarrassment, though whether it was from her earlier treatment of him before she learned he was another Lord and not just some random man from the village, or from… that thing he just saw that he doesn’t feel like thinking about anymore, the hooded man couldn’t tell.

Nor did he particularly care to find out.

[fictionxlover]

bonkai fanfic wishlist (aka throwing out aus into the universe) :

end of s8 au: the au where kai IS NOT separated by the only person he likes in mf

post tvd au: the one where bon and kai get closure and explore who they are and what they want after the events of tvd (preferably each other)

lucifer au: demon!bon wanting to be more than devil!kai’s soldier finds herself captivated by cute detective!stefan salvatore and begins to help him solve mysteries. while she begins discovering who she is outside of being a demon, the devil is losing his shit and having to seek therapy so he doesn’t burn earth to a crisp because of bonstefan newfound friendship (btw bonkai centric plz)

soulmate au: they are soulmates but are too stubborn to realize it

prison world fuckfests: kai traps bon and himself in a pw for revenge against her for leaving him, again

body snatch au: kai escapes the prison world by snatching someone’s body then becomes bonnie’s new bff 🙃 (someone go fancast fem!kai. listen sometimes i just get in that mood you know? where I think ‘what if kai wasn’t a straight white man?’)

greek mythology au: persephone!bon shows Hades!kai who is the top of the rl in the underworld

assassin au: bon gets promoted and gets to track down the best assassin in Europe aka kai aka they get obsessed

witchy!outlander au: bon gets transported to a prison world filled with a cult-ish coven and gets into an arranged marriage with the gemini killer (think @albion19 was going with this idea during our conversations)

got au: bonnie and kai have a crazy intense jamie/cersei rl (minus incest) in the world of asoiaf cuz we love complex fucked up ships and kai/cersei are two sides of the same coin and that’s the TEA or *coughs* some gendry/arya type thing but darker cuz they are bon *cough* kai. for real, i can see joshua becoming this bitter man because he wanted to fuck a bennett THEN his least favorite son actually falls IN LOVE with a bennett. my gods shjsjsks also bon has arya energy already so OR (god I feel like barney from himym lol) *whispers in the microphone* don’t freak out psa but creepy shipping no we’re not going to have kai get obsessed with bon’s daughter and try to fuck her and black out and just see bon in her cuz he cuckoo no we’ll FLIP it. bon is the daughter he obsesses over and bon is kinda attracted to his darkness and is learning how to wield power. she is the only person understanding him yes he betrayed sheila but that’s another story ahsjjsjs OR (I’m just writing asoiaf bonkai ideas rn wtf) we do some fucked up targ shit. you know how terribly written jon/danys rl was in s8 then Jon was like ‘Dany don’t you see those burnt kids down there?!’ and Dany was like “FUCK THEM KIDS!!” (OOC by the way) but you know THATS BONKAI 🤣😆. Okay I’m done with asoiaf bonkai minutes we are thru, NEXT-

murder mystery au: they solve mystieries together and are 🥰

princess and asshole au: shajsjKsjsk i can SEE it. he has the beard too oooooooof

buddies au: they are buddies with sexual tension bon ignores but kai is at his breaking point. one time while they are playing Mario Party things just pop out off.

will regroup later and tell you more 🙃

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what are your favorite writers and your top favorite works from them?? like a top ten

I saw this ask in the middle of work and I wanted to scream aksldfjalks I’m gonna tell you rn that I got really overwhelmed with the amount of authors that have earned a spot in my top favs that I actually cut this to just the authors that I have most recently visited (this counts as returning multiple times to reread a certain fic… which happens… a lot)

@arckook Ria is one of the first authors I ever read from for k-pop fanfiction. Until Ria, I was just highkey on that Haikyuu volleyball gays/imagines and I’d like to believe that she was one of the main reasons why I began to invest myself heavily into the kpop fandom. I’m always amazed with each piece she releases. Her style is so unique and hypnotizing. There’s a big section in my heart reserved just for Ria that I don’t have enough words to convey. plz support. plz love. she’s the best

- To The Stars (Jungkook, BTS): Zombie Apocalypse AU, Enemies to Lovers AU, series, violence, angst, drama

This read is not for the light hearted. You have been warned. You will sob hysterically. You will feel rage seep into your bones. You will punch a hole in your screen. MC is an entire badass, but so broken and vulnerable; somehow she manages to keep herself together and carry on. Even when she hates Jungkook with every cell in her body, she makes sure to keep him alive, watch his six, just as he does for her. There’s only a handful of works that have kept me as heavily invested and on my toes every step of the way. And that list begins with To The Stars

 @brokeandjetlagged I cannot tell you how many times I’ve made a fool out of myself in public while reading Bailey’s work…. like lord help me I can’t stay in my chair…

- We Take A Shot (Baekhyun, EXO): Office AU, boss!Baekhyun, one-shot, fluff

Even after re-reading it 2-3 times, I cannot help the obnoxious laughter escaping my mouth….sounding something along the lines of a screeching seagull. Dorky Baekhyun trying to be Mr. Businessman really killed me. LIKE PLZ THE HOVER BOARD asdfjsj I’m laughing just thinking about it

- Hurt Me, Heal Me (Yixing, EXO): Hospital AU, nurse!Yixing, one-shot, fluff

Honestly, I would pay to be Baekhyun in that moment. Someone kick me in the face if that meant I could spend some time with nurse Yixing. He’s so adorable and I highly relate to MC being a mess when he thinks that she’s Baek’s girlfriend. Overall, this fic makes my heart go kyuu~

- Bromance .2 (Minseok, EXO) : College AU, frat!Minseok, enemies to lovers AU, series (ish), fluff, smut, drama

enemies to lovers…. honestly I’m not entirely sure of what to say other than that you should read it

@sehun-smut ngl. one of the reasons, besides me passing out, that this rec list took so long to make is bc I stopped to re-read both of these fics…. no ragrats… I don’t think you’ll understand until you read all of their work… so like… you know what to do…

- Business in the Front (Baekhyun,EXO): Restaurant AU (ish), one-shot, smut

Older Baekhyun is a kink okay. I’ve never wanted to call someone daddy more in my life than while reading this fic… and like to begin with it’s hard for me to imagine Baek being zaddy, so that should say A LOT.

- Deceitful (Chanyeol, EXO) - Mafia AU, series, smut, violence

I think this is the first honeytrapper fic I’ve ever read in my life. I mean I was aware of the job description but not the actual title. I must say I’m thoroughly aroused and equally terrified.

 @exhoe-imagines I really adore Ruby and Jewels. Like, they’re so funny and interactive with their followers; and their content is always breath taking. highkey power couple energy

- Can’t Hold Back (Jongdae, EXO): Enemies to Lovers AU, one-shot, smut, drama, slight angst

You already know Jongdae is fucked the minute he sees MC’s bathing suit on the ground while she’s in the pool. You already know that when he went home that evening, his meat was begging for mercy by the end of the night. jfladskjf okay I’m gross, I know, but carrying on– the growth between Jongdae’s and MCs relationship is really heartwarming. Could not have asked for more from this fic

- Lucky (Baekhyun + Chanyeol, EXO): College AU, one-shot, smut

So…. let’s talk about the elephant in the room… or should we say two? bc there is definitely more than one trunk for MC to handle… so…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET WREKT MC

@yehet-me-up I will never not be in love with Sarah. Her Exodus Mall series really takes me back home. Often times when I’m feeling down and sick, I return to Sarah’s page and re-read that series. To say the least, I find home in Sarah’s writing.

- The Problem With Wanting (Kyungsoo, EXO): Mall AU, series, fluff, slight angst, smut

listen to this song and just take it in…. I think this was the first fic I read from the Exodus series and it will always hold a special place in my heart. This fic in particular is what I find myself coming back to again and again, time after time, and I always feel renewed. I feel youthful. More like… you know that feeling you get when you realize you’re falling in love with someone? That’s this. Please read. Please.

- Disqualified (Kyungsoo, EXO): Friends to Lovers AU, one-shot, angst, fluff

Imagine twisting a knife in your gut and slowly removing it through the opposite side of your body. That’s this fic. But like. With love. askdjflksjd I really love the way Sarah portrays Kyungsoo. Her descriptions of his thoughts, mannerisms and quirks make me feel like I’m watching a movie. Everything is so distinct and the atmosphere feels tangible. idk words. I just love Sarah.

@snakescript I don’t know too much about this author but I’m totally and completely enamored with their writings. 

- Make The Devil Cry (Taeyong, NCT) : College AU, one-shot, light angst, smut

I’m weak for the “playboy” tamer… and tbh I feel like this would be Taeyong irl. Hard and complex to the eyes of an observer, but a major softy and sweet pea to the eyes of a listener. I’m upset of how little attention this fic has bc the world is really missing out on a diamond.

- Face Like Thunder (Chanyeol, EXO): Mythology/Greek God AU, one-shot, light angst, fluff

I would like to file a complaint. My heart is crying and my love for Chanyeol is soaring and I’m ACHE FOR THE MAN. Lmao I’m not even a Chanyeol stan but this fic got me thinkin’

@johobi you can always count on Jo to make you cream your pants in the middle of Target (stay away from the baby section kids)

- Bloom / Snared (Yoonji/Yoongi, BTS): Mafia AU, smut

honestly, Yoonji can wipe the floor with my body, in pool of my own blood, and I would thank her. I really really love the way Jo depicts Yoonji here. I can just feel that fem fetal power and that in itself got me ruining my underwear.

- Tooth and Claw (Jungkook, BTS) : Werewolf AU, smut

I’ve never related to furry more in my life than while I read this fic. high key wanna be rawed and torn in half by his king kong schlong … idk how MC survived, but she’s my idol.

- Dig Deep + Interval (Yoongi, BTS): Space AU, smut

I’m ngl. I really went to Pornhub and looked up tentacle porn after reading this. Y’all can @ me, roast me if you like,,,, but you’re a got-damn liar if you say this doesn’t get your blood pumping. p sure I wrote this on my tags but i didn’t even know I liked tentacle porn until then…. I hate myself

 @bread-jinie idk where to start…. there are so many things I can say about Kat…… im tongue-tied…. 

- Wings (Chanyeol, EXO): Friends to Lovers AU, angst, fluff

I think this fic is my favorite work Kat has written so far. It’s like she knows the right words to tug the strings of my heart and play me like a puppet. A heartbroken but hopeful puppet. MC and Chanyeol always looking at each other but never at the same time breaks me; thankfully, the ending patches me back together.

Honorable mentions bc I’ve grown v tired and cannot continue with full details for info regarding everything, in addition to the fact that I’m inpatient and I want to post this ASAP:

@kollectionn GOD SENT. DO NOT PLAY AROUND. YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE. YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. THE WORLD WILL END AS YOU KNOW IT. THEN BE REBORN FROM THE ASHES AS C WILLS IT SO. (sorry for the all caps but I feel INTENSELY about C and her works of art; If I can recall correctly, I believe she said that she would begin to write her own non-fanfic when she finds the time. I think she has the power and ability to write best selling novels that would leave J.K. Rowling quaking in her boots. Plz go and love C. Don’t ask for updates. Just show her all the love she deserves and more; I haven’t been lately and I feel terrible for it; I hope she knows I love her!!!)

@dropsofletters lemme tell you somm’… this author is so talented and diverse in her work that I find myself scattered with the amounts of fandom’s she holds in her clutch. I’m so thankful to have found her page on this godforsaken website bc she caters so much to this world. Talented. Spectacular. Amazing. Blessing to Society. I don’t think I’ve found any multi-fandom writers that has spread out as far as she has. She’s one of those authors that has exactly what you’re looking for, even if you don’t know what it is. An Angel.

@layhyunnie beautiful. ethereal. whimsical. Inspiring. I mean literally inspiring. I wrote a few drabbles after reading Guardian bc I wanted to try and bring to life a world outside of our own, to step outside reality, just like I felt while reading their work. 

- Guardian (Yixing, EXO): Supernatural AU, series, fluff

Again… I’m v tired… so here’s a short list of authors I meant to add here, along with their fics/full details of why I love them:

@knockknocksoosthere / @underthejoon @marshmallow-phd @kpopfanfictrash @yeolology @yeolology @whimsical-ness @remembeo @lofiexo @nochugguk @noona-clock @noonachronicles @oilblotter @soobadnoonecanstopher

((If you would like to know more about my interests in the unfinished authors, or any authors above for that matter, then please leave me an ask!! I will answer them when I am no longer tired akjsjdf I cannot reply via chat as this is only a side blog))

[thegiddyowl]

F and N for the fanfic asks, please!

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

From Wake With You:

“It’s done,” he whispered, his voice and mouth still raw. “And you have nothing to apologize for. You were here when I woke up, you never left.”

“Never,” she exhaled.

Jyn struggled to keep her eyes open, but she smiled when Cassian pulled the covers they had knocked back in their scuffle up and over her shoulder. She rolled on her side and snuggled under his chin. He rubbed her back with his knuckles, making her hum with pleasure. Warm and sleepy, he held on to the one he loved most and miraculously, she loved him back, feeling like the luckiest man in the world.

“I’ll be here when you wake up,” he murmured.

Jyn hummed in response, her smile fading slightly as she fell asleep. His fist massaging her back softened as his eyelids drooped--

“Did you forget I was here?” K-2SO scoffed.

Both Jyn and Cassian jerked back awake to look up at the eight-foot security droid staring down at them from the side of their bed.

“Sorry, Kay,” Cassian mumbled. “Got a little carried away.”

“Jyn Erso is not the only one who cares about you, Cassian,” Kay said, sounding genuinely miffed.

“It’s true,” Jyn chimed in. “Kay carried you out of the observation room to hide you in your quarters and nearly had you out of medbay, but Dr. Emino convinced him to move you on a stretcher instead since that would be more inconspicuous.”

Jyn’s face darkened when she said Dr. Emino’s name, so Cassian teased her. “Are you saying you would have let Kay carry me out in nothing but my underwear, Jyn?”She giggled behind her hands, her skin glowing pink. “It was sweet, like when you carry me to bed when I don’t want to get out of your lap.”

“Those are two distinctly different motives,” Kay whined.

“I appreciate your motive, Kay. Thank you,” Cassian said, feeling his last bit of energy fade.

“Noted. I will now go recharge facing a wall.”

So I really like how this worked out because when I was writing it, I got caught up in Cassian and Jyn’s euphoria and forgot that I had left K-2 at the side of the bed, so instead of rewriting the scene I decided to just roll with it and it came out to be a really funny scene that people also thought was funny!

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

MOAR CPR FICS PLZ. I just like the drama of it lol and I feel like I’m one of two people that writes it lol

[spoonielivingfree]

Me watching the Pre-Broadway version of legally blonde

The Harvard variations is literally an accurate depiction of the people you’ll meet at law school

I want to play Callahan just to sing Blood in the water

What the fuck is love and war like what is that song? I’m so glad they replaced that with Positive

Warner stop being so horrible to Elle, she is incredible, she is a capable law student, see her for the wonder she really is!

Viv stop being horrible to Elle, she is amazing, “one day we’ll be nominating supreme court justices and you’ll be tanning.” No Viv NO one day Elle will be a supreme court justice. 

Atleast the reason I went to law school wasn’t to win back my jerk boyfriend.

Elle honey, just do your reading, get out those books there’s power in doing your reading. 

Malam Prohibidem and Malam insae is all the law I know. 

Wow, the lines in Chip on your Shoulder are so different.

This is gonna be me next year in Children in the law, not really because I don't want to start an argument. 

Wonder if reckless abandonment is actual law. 

Emmett at the end of chip on my shoulder!!

See Elle is a nice lawyer, she helps people. 

10 years! I know the answer and it’s not even real law, I’ve just watched this musical too much. 

YAS ELLE YOU SLAY! 

Yas gal, that was law, that is the point of law, you’ve got it yas girl!

Warner fuck off, your not even charming.

YES ELLE! THAT IS YOUR NAME! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! YES YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

YAS GIRL! Your doing a great job at rubbing this in Warners face. 

Fuck those heels, how the hell does anyone dance in those. 

That end note is like running a marathon. How?

Can I have Brookes body plz?

OMG she just messed up with her skipping rope!

Fucking love Callahan.

Why are they allowed skipping rope in prison?

OMG THAT CREAM OF THE CROP AND WHIP UP YOUR LEGAL DEFENCE LINE! 

Yet another demonstration of now Elle Woods is a nice Lawyer and I love her and if I could be a criminal Barrister I would be the Elle Woods of my Chambers. She cares about her client more than anything else and I fucking love that about her. 

Callahan you dick Emmet and Elle are incredible, they are better Lawyers than you could ever be, they have Morals, you could learn from that. 

Take it like a man is such a good scene!

LBB’S VOCALS ARE ACTUALLY ORGASMIC

Kyle is actually such great comedy and eye candy and just sex OMG WHY DID THEY REMOVE THAT LINE THAT’S IN FRENCH? 

Literally Paulette! 

BENNND AND SNAP! 

The amount of energy that goes into this show is insane!

Elle needs to learn her court ettiquete, how dare her phone go off in the court room, that would make the Judge furious in real life. 

The bend and snap saves the day!

ENID IS SO GAY! She’s Arizona level gay. 

Fuck off Warner.

YASS! TIME FOR THE BEST SCENE EVER!

Gay or European, so many shades of grey! 

He’s gay! Yas Emmett well done!

Such a tragic joke Warner. 

YAS ELLE, now they believe in you gal. 

GET OFF OF HER CALLAHAN! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BABY!

Tears welling at the first sounds of “legally blonde”

Me when I’ve finished second year with a 2:2. 

Having an emotional performance of a ballad to myself. 

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT INTERLUDE?

Elle baby, actually me when I mess up and feel like a failure. Just let me be legally blonde!!!!! (Or brunette as the case may be)

Elle honey. My darling. 

YAS VIV! YAS, MY FUCKING MOTIVATIONAL QUEEN COMES IN TO SAVE THE DAY. YAS VIV GO ON, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I CAN BE  GOOD LAW STUDENT!

Actually want to play Viv

YAS VIV YAS! 

YAS ELLE! YOU DO YOU! NOW GO SMASH THIS LIKE WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN.

That American flag

What the hell, glad they changed that part of the song. 

It’s so different! 

Never have I seen someone throw a box like Paulette!

The Irish dancing segment is actual gold.

I swear the scene changes 10 times in this one song. 

YAS EMMETT! YAS! 

Actually adore fictional black judges. 

And then she had a shower. 

No I would like us all to go to the bathroom together!

Scene of the criimme! Scene of the criime! Scene of the criiiime!

YAS ELLE YOU SLAY! YAS GAL! YOU’VE DONE IT GIRL!

OH MY GOD OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS!! 

The oh my god reprise is such a bop

Warner, she can do better than you. That’s now how life works. 

Elle woods is an actual goddess. 

Yes girly “even if i crash and burn ten times  day” is the exact quote that keeps me going. 

She’s so gracious, I actually love her. 

Emmett forest please make the the happiest woman I know....

YAS! She’s found her love. 

Can i just spend my life writing Elle x Emmet fanfics?

“We’re setting you free now go home and be legally blonde” is so motivational. Like yas, lets hit the books and read some law in the summer break even though I don't 100% know I’ve got my chosen modules. 

[caffeineivore]

Still late but not AS late??!!

This is still for @sailormoonreviewevent, and, this will not be directed towards any fic or writer in particular, but more in general-- for which I will list reasoning below.

Day Three - Nov 25th | Motivate Authors of WiPs

So here is why I am not going to name any fic or writer in particular for this episode of @sailormoonreviewevent. As someone who has been writing fanfiction for close to twenty years, in more than one fandom, trust me when I say I have more WIPs, some of which I have basically not thought about for years, than I can shake a stick at. Yeah, I’ll probably never finish some of them, and to those who were hoping otherwise, I am sorry. But, things do happen. Real life stuff gets in the way, or you just lose inspiration, or maybe some particularly nasty, trolling so-called “Review” just made you lose your drive to continue. The mind is a powerful thing-- once you get that negative reinforcement with something, it’ll quite effectively prevent you from doing that thing again. It’s how we know not to touch that hot stove more than once, or eat food that has gone bad. And once you lose that vim, it’s really hard to get it back. And well-intentioned reviewers, the type who go “omg gr8 story plz continue” on a fic that was last updated five years ago may, in some cases, make a writer feel a bit called out, like they’re obligated to return to a task that they no longer have a taste for, that at this point in time working on would feel like a chore than a joy. And that defeats the whole purpose of fanfiction. 

Fanfiction is not like journalism or professional writing or blogging or any other type of writing out there in that there is absolutely no profit to be made from it. Not that journalists or novelists or bloggers should be discounted, certainly, but the bottom line is that they’re getting paid for their work. They have some obligation to finish what they start, if only for money, and while I am sure the vast majority of them do indeed love what they do, it’s not the same as a fanfic writer whose only motivation to write is because they want to. They love the canon material and want to explore it some more, build something further out of it. They make no money, acquire no prestige. They post their works mostly anonymously (i.e. under pseudonyms or handles) online where nothing is concrete and everything can get lost in the shuffle. They do it for the sheer joy of writing and creating and exploring that world which they love so much. 

Authors of WIPs, you’re not alone. It’s okay that your fic is not completed. It’s okay if it’s never completed. It’s okay if you have no completed fics and a gazillionty WIPs that you jump between like an ADHD jackrabbit. We still appreciate your contribution, and you know why? Because every little bit is a thread of colour in the fabric that is fandom. Every 3am burst of energy that causes you to churn out a chapter or one-shot, squinting at the screen under your blankets. Every squee when you get that particularly nice, thought-out review that just totally makes your day. Every bout of writer’s block. Every dive down the rabbit hole that is Wikipedia while you’re doing your worldbuilding research. Every time you agonize for hours over what to name a bit character who literally has two lines. Every time you red-pen the hell out of yourself before posting, then cringe when you realize that you missed one “its/it’s”. Every time you stumble down from a writing binge like someone losing a drug high, bleary-eyed, wild-haired, starving, not quite sure what time of the day it is any more, and sleep it off like a hangover still unsure if you’ve just produced 5000 words of eloquence and art or 5000 words of mindless drivel. It’s all precious, because it brought you joy (in a world that, sometimes, has so little joy), and will bring someone else joy, whether or not you know it. It’s all precious because it connects a group of people (in a world that, sometimes, is too busy and wont to hate and alienate for no reason at all), if only because they want to squeal over the 1293875th campy shippy AU for their OTP, loosely based off a manga about a magical girl who meets a talking cat. Keep doing what you’re doing, guys. Write more fic because it makes you happy. Continue that WIP as much as time and inspiration and all those other factors allow. Or not. As you wish. 

As you wish. In the Westley/Buttercup meaning. Because all of you guys are awesome for what you do. 

[gintamajustaway]

Hey Aero! Quick ? Has having a tumblr helped you with your writing career? You seem to do well with everything you do and it doesn't seem like you need a tumblr (don't get me wrong plz don't ever leave) I just wonder if having tumblrs has helped you transitin from fanfic writer to orignal writer?

THIS IS SUCH A COOL ASK!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS ASK IS RAD AS HELL AND I REALLY LIKE IT!! Because hell yes having these tumblrs before I fully stepped into the world of original works has made an enormous difference. I’ve always been writing original works alongside fanfiction, so my transition wasn’t from fanfiction to original works. Fanfiction has only ever been just a side hobby I do in my spare time and I’ve always wanted to be a writer. 

What I have really, really valued from having these tumblrs before excelling in the ~real world~ is the sheer amount of exposure I’ve had. The situations and experiences I’ve had while running this blog and my main one have been completely invaluable. So, I’m going to make a short list of things I’ve learned through this experience. I wish someone had told me these things before I got started with all this because it would have saved a lot of time and probably some turmoil as well. 

People will hate you. This sounds to terrible and in theory it definitely is, but everyone should know this or at least be aware that it’s a thing that happens. People you don’t know, people you’ve never spoken to, people you’ve never ever done anything to – they will hate you. The reasons will be entirely shallow like they’ll take a look at your favorite ship and they’ll go, “Well I hate that ship so I hate that person!” This is an actual thing that happens and if that person is within a group of like-minded people, there’s a chance you will be targeted and bullied. For me, I had people hate reading my fanfiction and trashing it on twitter. Those people hated me and I’d never done anything to them. They’d advocate for Kyuubei’s gender identity, but then assign me an identity and trash me for that, too. I learned a hell of a lot from those experiences and it’s a good thing to be able to understand what kinds of people do that and also understand why no one should ever let those kinds of people get to you. 

People will hold you accountable for things that are not your responsibility. Some people will expect you to cater to them. They’ll act like what you produce is for them specifically and they will get offended if you don’t give them exactly what they want from you. 

People will turn on you the first opportunity they get if it suits them. This is a new one for me, but I’m much better off with the knowledge. You can treat someone with utmost respect, you can love them, you can give them things and always support them, but they can and will turn on you. This applies to everyone, really – friends, family, significant other – but the lesson is really that you should be careful who you put your time and energy into. You obviously won’t know if someone is trustworthy or not, so you take that chance, but learning how to cope and handle it when someone you really liked/trusted turns on you without actual justifiable reason or without even speaking to you first is knowledge I’m glad I have now. It hurt this time, but I think if it ever happens again I have a better feel for the types of people that do that and I’ll have a much more solid way of handling it.

You will not be able to get rid of some people. This is extremely important and I personally need to work really hard on this point. You can be really turned off by someone – as in: really not like them as a person – and you can leave them alone, you can not interact with them, you can ignore them, but sometimes they will continuously appear. I am not good at handling it when people I don’t like won’t go away despite how much I leave them alone. It is so good I’ve learned more about this on here because we all have things, you know? Those things that you just do not handle well and need to put more effort into fixing about yourself. This is one of my things. I have not yet experienced this type of person with original works ((which I am so grateful for)) but just knowing how I react when someone reappears too many times for me to feel safe or comfortable anymore is good knowledge to have because I believe that through what I’ve learned, I’ll be able to protect myself better in the future. This ties into when I was abused and you’d think I’d know by now that I don’t handle feeling trapped very well, but ahaa //flops

Time management. Not going to lie, my time management was pretty impressive before I became an online presence and now with running these blogs, going to school, being a writer, having a social life, working out, and traveling – my time management skills are off the charts. I have found such a great way to make things work and I kind of really love it in a way I honestly never thought I would since I’m such an introvert. I love talking with my followers, I enjoy anons, I enjoy asks, I LOVE supporting people with their craft – working in time to speak and engage with people on here has been so important and has really helped me grow as a person.

Making friends through my craft is one of the greatest highlights. I have made some truly remarkable friends through my time online and these are people I know without a shadow of doubt that I will remain friends with for the rest of my life. They are just incredible people and it was my fanfiction that brought them to me. Likewise, I have made friends through my original works, but I made strong and lasting friendships on here first and so I’ve known these people longer and have a more solidified bond with them. Learning to navigate my way through and find the people I click with the most is a good skill to have and the only way you can really learn it is through experience. 

Sometimes people will only suck up to you because they want something from you. This is a sad truth, but the good thing is that when people do this, it’s usually pretty easy to tell. Avoid these people, they will just exhaust you. 

Some people can’t be reasoned with. This one should be obvious, but it sure as hell wasn’t to me when I first got started on here LOL I’m the type of person that really doesn’t like to be at odds with people and so if I have a disagreement with someone, it’s usually important for me to speak to them and clear things up so that there’s a mutual understanding. FUN FACT: this does not always work with people. Another fun fact: sometimes trying to talk to the person rationally only makes things worse. Dealing with these kinds of people has been excellent for me because I’d never come across people like that before and so before being on here, I didn’t know how to handle them.

Something will always be Problematic. There is too much for me to say on this point since I feel so strongly about it, but basically, avoid people that go around calling stuff out for being Problematic. And I’d like to place a little reminder here as well: Just because a writer writes about something that is Problematic, that does not mean that the writer believes in or practices that Problematic thing. 

Stick with your values. I have values that I always do my best to uphold. I believe in supporting people, spreading positivity, being patient with others, making people happy, and oh my god making people laugh and smile is one my favorite things ever! Having these tumblrs has affirmed my values and strengthened my resolve. I love having a positive influence on others and I want to make others feel good about themselves. I’ve learned a lot of different ways to do that and I’ve been able to take what I’ve learned from here and apply it to other areas of my life. 

I’ve had a ton of great experiences on this site! I’ve had a few not so great ones, a couple of which actually made me cry, but all in all, I’m better for it. The good has infinitely outweighed the bad and being exposed to all this has for sure helped me with my writing career. You can’t learn how to handle situations until you experience them, ne? Hopefully this ask will help someone and anyone can come talk something out with me if they want! We are all learning and growing all the time and 100% I feel being on tumblr and being exposed to ~fandom~ has taught me a lot of great things!

[queerauradon]

I just wanna say I can't wait to read the he'll out of your Descendents/Stars Wars fanfic. And I wanted to ask if you'd be doing more aesthetics for it for like Doug, Chad, etc.?

Anon: Hey I was just wondering if you were writing that star wars au? I completely understand if you got busy and gave up I was just curious

Anon: oh, my god, can someone make a fanfic/story for your descendants the force awakens au storylines ??

@takenbydisney​: Hi so I was just reading all your Descendants Star Wars AUs and I was wondering if you were going to or if you've already written a fanfic based on those AUs because I would not hesitate for a second to read it 

@rainbowpandababy​: how's the Star Wars au?

Or: Here’s where I answer all the asks sitting in my AskBox re The Star Wars AU.

These were scattered all through the AskBox so thank y’all for still caring about this trashy AU even though its been forever jfc?

I’m still writing on the Star Wars AU but it’s going to be more like a collection of drabbles and one shots loosely connected by an overarching plot than it will be an actual legit fic. Because an actual legit fic would be way bigger than I have the time/energy for whoops.

Basically yeah there’s nothing online aside from whats in that tag because life ended up slowly killing me and I lost the plot for...ever. But now I’m back and things will get posted as I finish them.

Yes I would love for people to write (or otherwise create) in this universe! Take my concepts or make your own or whatever. I’d love to see what people make with it. I’m all about this. Never enough Star Wars AUs to go around. Go. Do. Achieve.

Also if you make some of this plz link me so I can squeal and make you graphics for it.

Speaking of graphics yes I’ve got several more aesthetics planned out. Now including new characters from Descendants 2! (Space pirates, fuck yeah!) Coming soon to a dash near you.

If you’d like to help me get the plot back either send me Star Wars AU headcanons or ask for them or whatever I don’t care please just feed my trash soul that wants to talk about this AU until the heat death of the universe okay?