#Pizza oven for sale

[bbqgenerals]

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[gilletterestaurant]

Finding The Best Used Pizza Equipment For Sale

When it comes to running a successful pizzeria, the correct equipment is essential. From ovens to mixers, having the right tools can make all the difference in pizza quality and operational efficiency. Many restaurant proprietors find it difficult to afford new equipment. That's where used pizza equipment for sale comes in.

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[1fanexpert]

(via Outdoor Pizza Ovens for Sale : Efficient)

[tandoorstore]

Website: https://www.tandoorstore.co.uk/

Tandoor Store UK offers high-quality tandoors with a long service life.

Ceramic tandoor is a home outdoor oven in which you can cook not only meat products and vegetables. In our tandoors, you can bake bread from your own dough. And of course pizzas.

The benefits of our tandoors:

Other manufacturers claim that at the first ignition on the walls of the tandoor cracks appear. In our case, the furnaces ""grow"" the mesh from the incisions, which can hardly be seen. Unlike many analogues, we produce only high-quality tandoors: you can easily check it in practice, because after the first 2-3 roses on the walls will not appear cracks, and formed barely noticeable to the human eye ""web.""

In the best traditions of the East, we use exclusively certified shambolic clay. The margins of error of the size of the tandoor are 5%

The EASY OPEN lid folding mechanism with a retainer is for safe and convenient use of the tandoor.

To avoid heat loss, thermal locks under the lid are built into our tandoors.

Each order - a set as a gift: the skewers , poker, scoop, cross, waterproof cover, set 4in1 and the mechanism of lifting the lid.

We make insulated tandoors with a thickness of walls of 15 cm - and this is 20% stronger than the analogues.

We use certified shambolic clay, which serves as an indicator of the quality of the number one in the production of tandoor furnaces.

Due to high-quality raw materials and traditional manufacturing technologies, our tandoors have a high performance: from 2 to 5 hours of heat recoil.

The walls are 7-8 cm thick for non insulated tandoors.

Thanks to the double ceramic coating, our insulated tandoors are not afraid of temperature changes.

Taking care of your safety and convenience due to the folding mechanism of lifting the LID EASY OPEN with an automatic retainer.

Why choose our tandoors?

Quality control:

During the production process, each tandoor undergoes an examination on the ecology of the composition and the strength of the structure. Thus, chemical analysis and all sorts of tests, which are carried out at the plant, allow to exclude defective products in the early stages of production. So be sure to the best - you will get an exceptionally high-quality oriental furnace.

Forging:

After 2-3 roses you will see how cracks will appear on the walls - this is inevitable for any tandoor. Unlike other manufacturers, ours forms a mesh of incisions, thinner than a human hair - you can hardly see it with the naked eye. And even with this arrangement, we traditionally strengthen the walls of the furnace with a blacksmith forging in 4 mm, which in case of extreme overload will keep your tandoor intact.

Tradition & Technology:

Authentic production techniques and an innovative approach have allowed us to create the perfect tandoor. High-quality raw materials and construction, tested for centuries, combined with the latest technologies: thermal lock and lifting technology EASY OPEN for fixing heavy ceramic cover. To the wish, we will also build a thermo sensor in the lid: be prepared to receive even more compliments in favor of your culinary abilities.

Oriental Cuisine All Year Round:

Three types of insulation are used in insulated tandoors. Therefore, you can use the oven throughout the year. The insulated furnace will keep warm for up to 5 hours even in severe frosts.

Easy Cooking Process:

Given that in tandoor can be baked, fried, simmered and stewed - it does not require unique cook skills, but very quickly tightens and becomes a favorite pastime. In addition, you can easily find a recipe and instructions on the preparation of any oriental dish on the Internet. Armenian kebab, chicken with vegetables or fish in foil: under any taste preferences of your loved ones.

Lifespan of at least 10 years:

A good tandoor can be determined by several signs: the thickness of the walls from 7 cm, the smooth ceramic surface and the presence of blacksmithing. Everything will show the first ignition, after which deep cracks should not form - with our furnaces you will not face such a problem. They satisfy all quality indicators, which is why they have a longer lifespan than their counterparts. If properly operated, it is at least 10 years old.

Certified Factory Manufacturer:

Mandatory certification of clay raw materials and roasting products at a temperature of 1200 degrees give as a result of tandoor, which has passed all stages of inspection and is ready to please your whole family for years. With it you will live a lot of unforgettable gastronomic discoveries. Pork kebabs for my daughter's birthday or weekend at the cottage with a real Uzbek pilaf: the valuable joys of living in the circle of relatives and friends with our oriental ovens.

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[thebbqstore]

Are You Looking for the perfect Pizza ?

Look no further than a Ooni Pizza Oven.

Boasting exceptional craftmanship and quality that is second to none creating the best pizza is only onw of the things this masterpiece can do.

With the help of the Cast iron skillet made by Ooni roasts are no problem.

The Duel sided grizzlier plate takes care if steaks , burgers and chicken.

You can prepare a grand feast for any occasion.

Come down to the Preston's (NSW) or the Mt Waverly (VIC) and have a look at our range and chat with our staff and we can get you sorted out with everything you need to be called Pizzaiolo in no time.

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[moneyalphanews]

Ooni slashes 20% off ALL pizza ovens in Black Friday sale

Ooni slashes 20% off ALL pizza ovens in Black Friday sale

FOR Black Friday the pizza oven aficionados, Ooni, is slashing 20% off all items sitewide.The sale kicked off this week with discounts across almost everything on the website, including a range of cooking accessories. Read Full Text

[chronicallycouchbound]

Let People On Food Stamps Eat Hot Meals

Particularly on cold, rainy days (like today), while unhoused, sometimes all I want is a hot meal but it’s so difficult (if not impossible) to cook outside in the rain.

On top of this, I’m physically disabled and chronically ill. Medically, I’m supposed to have assistance with making meals as part of in home care. But I can’t get in home care without a home.

I just finished making dinner for my partner and I, it took 2 hours (3 if you include clean up). My knees are burning, my back is aching in it’s core, I feel like I’m about to faint, and all my joints are screaming. But it’s the only way we could have a hot meal today and get some protein, which is vital for our health conditions.

People judge us for using what little funds we have on McDonald’s some days. Because sometimes, it’s the only hot meal we’ve had in days. And sometimes I’m physically unable to stand, move, and do all the actions needed to cook. Or I faint while cooking. Or the rain doesn’t let up. Or we don’t have access to a kitchen for the day. Or the fire danger outside is too high. The list goes on.

Without my own kitchen to use, I don’t get to sit down while I cook (right now, everything is wet from the rain), I can’t meal prep, I can’t stock up on freezer meals, I can’t use an oven or a microwave to reheat leftovers, I can’t just reach across the kitchen for a fridge item (we have a small amount of fridge space friends let us use), everything about cooking is exponentially harder.

And even if I had 24/7 access to an accessible, full kitchen, it’s not even physically safe to cook my own meals. Even then, having a pre-made, hot, ready-to-eat meal could keep me safe and give me independance.

And all the safety needs for hot meals aside, emotionally, hot meals are also life saving and comfort. Meals are a part of community, culture, love and art.

So many gatherings we have as communities center around food. Most people in the United States would think of ones that often hold great value to Western culture. Mother’s Day breakfast. Spaghetti fundraisers. Wedding cakes. Birthday dinners. Bake sales. Carnival treats. BBQs on weekends. Holiday roasts. Lunches with friends. Casseroles brought to grieving neighbors.

Our world revolves around food.

I firmly believe that no poor person could ever “take advantage” of a system designed to feed us by using food stamps on hot food. This restrictive rule serves no purpose but to punish the most vulnerable of poor people— unhoused, disabled, and those of us living in unsafe conditions.

It also serves to restrict our access to joy and comfort. The joy can sometimes come from the food itself, but also the joy from having shared experiences solidified by the sounds of laughter and forks clinking on plates. The comfort can sometimes also be from the food itself, but also the experience of being loved and cared for while your close friend brings you pizza from your favorite restaurant because you lost your drive to eat three weeks ago and they worry about you. They know you. Those slices of pizza bring color back into your world.

Poor people deserve to be able to have the comfort, joy, and care that goes into a hot meal. We deserve the autonomy to choose foods that are best for us ourselves. We deserve to be able to eat in ways that are accessible to us.

Above all, we deserve access to hot meals.

Originally posted to my blog on 6.3.22

[mewvore]

Rank the frozen grocery store pizzas

tombstone supreme pizza clears them all in the flavor to price ratio, only beat by red baron brick oven crust supreme if its on sale. if I had no price limit, screamin' sicilian or motor city pizza co. detroit pan. if I'm absolutely broke as hell, totino's triple meat party pizza. if I hate myself then I'm getting digiorno rising crust supreme. worst frozen pizza I've had is giant food store brand thin crust, never again in my life do I want to eat that

[pinkluver93]

Is This Jealousy I'm Feeling?

Dr. Keh X Player fanfiction. I posted it on Aooo too. Enjoy :)

After a long day at your shop, you harvest the 300 artichokes Keh told you to grow (why the heck did he need so many anyway??) and drive over to Keh’s shop. As soon as you walk in with them in a grocery tote, he approaches you, smiling that punchable smile you hate so much….

“I see you’ve been harvesting a lot of artichokes. I’m impressed, I had such low expectations for you.”

As he takes the tote from you, you mumble something under your breath. “I’m impressed your ego allowed you to have any expectations for me at all…”

“What was that, Ovenist?”

You straighten yourself up and watch what you say next. He can easily not allow you to search the shop if you give him attitude, after all. “I said thanks for that and all….”

Keh raises an eyebrow at you, maintaining his Cheshire cat grin. “I’ll let you look around my shop, even though I still don’t want you here. But before you go wrecking it, do you have anything to show me or tell me?”

As he looks down at you into your eyes, you gulp. Why is he so….intimidating? “Nope, I’m good.”

As he goes back behind the counter to look at his store’s final sales of the day on his tablet, you take a look around his shop, your pen writing down what you see in your investigation. As you look around, you feel so inspired looking at his futuristic décor and technology, and you see his menu board, with his grinning face hanging right next to it. Next you see his grinning face AGAIN holding a pizza right next to his NIT (National Institute of Toppings) degree.

You roll your eyes, and quietly scoff, with a grin. Just what someone wants to do when they eat a pizza here….stare at this man’s smug face!

You look even closer at the pictures again, and you sweat.

That well-taken care of…handsome…gor-

RING RING RING RING!

The sound of a ringing phone (almost a trendy, futuristic ringing) brings you out of your trance and Keh answers. “Keh-lifornia Pizza Kitchen; the home of the world’s most renowned pizza….ah, you’d like to place a catering order for tomorrow? Of course you do, I’m the only shop in town that can properly fulfill that kind of order….”

You multi-task between looking around his shop and listening to his conversation, and boy, Keh is as smug on the phone as he is in person. With your notebook, you look around. After you see the trophies on the wall and take note of them, you go behind where Keh is standing to try to reach up to pull a rope, but have trouble. It appears to be too high up, and you jump up, groaning. As Keh continues to chat with the potential customer on the phone, he notices you struggling.

“Hold on one moment…” He puts the phone on hold, and, with his 6’3 height, easily pulls the rope up and showcases what’s behind the curtain. He grins down at you. “You remind me of a cat trying to reach into a tree. Quickly look around, Ovenist. I need to lock the shop up very soon.”

As he returns to the phone call, you roll your eyes and look around, taking note of what you see. Special sauces in test tube bottles, fancy cooking tools imported from Italy, and some sort of group of papers (you put these in your backpack to analyze later, as they may be important for the case and cannot be read quickly). You look around for more things when some fancy envelope on top of the oven catches your eye.

What’s with that fancy envelope? Who is he writing to?

You didn’t dare ask for help again, even though it sounded like Keh was off the phone now. You jumped up really high to grab the letter and look at the front.

“To Michael…from Angelica..”

You drop your jaw, as well as the letter. You grip your notebook tight.

Angelica Bechamel?? What is he doing writing to HER??

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Footsteps approach you, and soon, Dr. Keh walks by with the artichokes he was bringing to the kitchen. He sees your jaw open before you quickly close it.

“What’s with you? You look as though you’ve come to the realization that you’ll never have a pizza parlor as magnificently sumptuous as mine.”

You shrug. “Nothing’s wrong, I’m almost finished searching!”

He looks at the ground….seeing the letter. “Ah, I see you’ve found my letter from Angelica.”

You put your notebook down and cross your arms. He’s just coming right out with it! “Yeah, I did. It all makes sense now…”

He looks at you, curiosity in his eyes. “Oh, does it now?”

You nod, animatedly. There are butterflies in your stomach now, but it’s not like you can escape. You stutter out your next words with anxiety. “Yep, I totally knew you two were going out. You guys are SUCH a perfect match, aren’t you? That Pizzagram hashtag was so accurate.”

His curiosity in his eyes turns into wide eyes for a few seconds, then he chuckles loudly. “Is that what this is about? You think I’m in love with my former rival??”

“Well yeah! Who writes letters to each other these days unless you guys are star-crossed lovers? And that envelope must’ve cost as much as a week’s worth of rent in the city!”

Keh puts his hands on his hips. “I see. That’s your naïve assumption, is it? That only lovers write letter to each other, hmm? And pray tell, Ovenist, did you even look inside the letter? Or are you simply judging the letter by it’s envelope?”

You knew you didn’t read it, but….you feel like you didn’t need to since you pretty much saw everything. Who writes a letter to someone that closed their family business down?? ‘Hey Dr. Keh, thanks for closing my business. You really ARE the Master Ovenist! Talk soon! Love, Angelica’

“I…no, why would I read it?”

“Because then you would’ve seen that inside the letter were….business matters being discussed. Much to your chagrin, people tend to still compose letters to each other in modern times as emails are not very….confidential, if you will. And I am a much sought-after man after all, this tiring investigation aside….”

You look up at him in confusion. “Business matters?”

Keh grins down at you. “Nothing for a current rival to be concerned with….at least for right now anyway….let’s just say you should enjoy your little gravy train while you still can…”

You look down and sigh, with yet another worry in your head for the future. “Well fine….forget I said anything..gotta go!”

As you try to leave, Keh stops you.

“Where are you going so fast? Now I have a question for you…”

You look up at him in fear. Perhaps this is where he reveals himself to be that handsome villain from the movies that will tell you that you know too much, and that you must be…disposed of somehow…

”….w-what?”

“Why were you so upset to find a letter from Angelica of all people? I write to colleagues all the time, even those I went to NIT with….you seem very upset I am writing to her specifically….”

You blush, swallowing. “I-I don’t know, I-I just don’t like her, and just think that she’s a horrible person, and…”

“And I’m not? Is that what you were going to say, Ovenist?”

He’s caught you. The man has the highest degree you can get at any university, so he’s nowhere near stupid! Now you’re in trouble….

“No, not that, I didn’t say that! I-“

He smiles again, but this time….it’s almost a smile that….isn’t punchable this time? Instead, it almost looked….delighted?

“I can’t believe it, Ovenist….you’re JEALOUS, aren’t you?”

The blush on your face is even more red now, with red anger in your eyes added on. “No way! Why would I be jealous of you? Are you insane?”

He crosses his arms and grins. “Hmmph. Well you can’t be jealous of my pizza making skills, since you think your mediocre pizza is so much better for some reason. You’re still delusional as of this point. Perhaps….it’s something else….”

You start to shyly rub the back of your neck.

 “Ovenist….you’re attracted to me in some way, aren’t you?”

With sweat dripping off your forehead, you grab your notebook and run out of Keh’s shop and drive away. You ran out at super fast speed, that you don’t even realize that Keh has chased you outside, looking on as you drive away in the pouring rain…

You also don’t realize….he’s holding your pen you left behind….

[trivialbob]

This turned out well.

Home Run Inn is my favorite frozen pizza brand. It's also the most expensive ($10.49) pizza at the grocery store and never goes on sale like other brands. The stores by my house only carry sausage or pepperoni HRI pizzas.

The other day I went to Walmart instead of my preferred grocery store. I had been in the mood to shop somewhere besides my usual Cub or Lunds&Byerlys. There’s Target too, but it doesn’t appeal to me as much as the first two stores.

The Walmart I chose is chaotic, messy, and crowded. There's always a squad car parked near the front door. I felt up for an adventure.

Walmart had the HRI pizzas for $6.49. Holy cow! Prices on other things were pretty nice compared to Cub. V8 juice at Cub is $4.89, but was $4.00 at Walmart.

Walmart also carries the cheese HRI. Which is what brings me to today's blog post.

Some time ago I got on the HRI email list. Occasionally the company sends out "recipes." I put the word in quotes because they don’t show how to make a HRI pizza from scratch. What it is though is more along the lines of what I like to do if I’m not feeling ambitious.

HRI suggests different toppings to place on the cheese pizza. Not the typical things you find at Dominos, but unusual or uncommon ingredients. The recipes are easy, says the guy making dinner by placing a frozen disk into a toaster oven.

This one is Mexican Street Corn pizza. I had all the topping ingredients on hand already. The directions are simple. The results were delicious. I'm going to have to try some of HRI's other "recipes."

[smoshidiot]

hey guys: i ranked every smosh video

yes, every. single. smosh video. (every main channel sketch from 2005-2017 + 2023)

here it is under the cut if for some damn reason you're curious

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[bbqgenerals]

Affordable Portable Pizza Ovens for Sale - BBQ Generals

Discover top-quality portable pizza ovens for sale at BBQ Generals. Perfect for backyard parties or on-the-go cooking, these ovens deliver wood-fired flavor anytime, anywhere. Compact and easy to use, they’re designed for delicious, crispy pizzas in minutes. Shop now and bring the pizzeria experience home!

[ehlihr]

happy pride to the contractor who came to our garage sale and wanted to buy our pizza oven. unhappy pride to his husband who he called and told him not to buy it though. hope those two are having gay pizza fridays though he was nice

[moneyalphanews]

Ooni slashes 20% off ALL pizza ovens in Black Friday sale

Ooni slashes 20% off ALL pizza ovens in Black Friday sale

FOR Black Friday the pizza oven aficionados, Ooni, is slashing 20% off all items sitewide.The sale kicked off this week with discounts across almost everything on the website, including a range of cooking accessories. Read Full Text

[aintenisiki]

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Title: Home alone, but not quite. Fandom: The Nanny Summary: Fran and Maxwell leave Gracie home alone for the weekend to go to Paris (because what else do these two dorks do?), trusting their responsible teenager to keep everything under control. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: Nothing. Because Gracie is a pro… at calling a cleaning service and ordering pizza.)

Genre: Comedy, found family, the nanny banter Word count: 2,649 Warnings: Heavy use of sarcasm, overprotective Fran, and a Gracie who might just be smarter than everyone combined.

Why read?

• It’s The Nanny, cmon!! You’ll get all the classic Fran sass, and a little of Gracie’s growing independence, and of course, Maxwell’s obliviousness (be serious, is it really that nanny without that dumb hunk?)

• Guaranteed to make you laugh and maybe feel a little nostalgia for 90s sitcom family chaos.

No actual pizza was harmed in the making of this fic, but your stomach might growl by the sheer amount of times it was mentioned

Excerpts :

Gracie: ”Fran, I’m sixteen. I think I can go a few days without you capsizing the house.” ———— Niles: *”Don’t worry, Fran— she’s had excellent role models! remind me, how does the oven work again?”*

Fran: ”Hey! I know how to work an oven! It’s the big hot box, right?” ———— Fran: “Negotiations? Sweetheart, I’ve been negotiating with you for years. If I’d known I was competing with stock prices, I would’ve brought Val along. At least she knows how to show a girl a good time… even if her idea of a good time involves double coupons at Pathmark.”

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Highlights: 💄 Fran comparing Maxwell’s work addiction to a Macy’s sale on Black Friday (it’s kinda true tho) 🍕 Gracie ordering an ungodly amount of pizza and somehow getting away with it 🏠 The house cleaner Sadie, who low-key knows more than she lets on 🤔 Maxwell setting his phone aside for more than 5 minutes (!!!) 👗 Gracie proving she’s more responsible than anyone thought… or is she?

If you like banter, and just a tiny bit of teenage mischief, then check out this fic on AO3!!