#Pirates of The Caribbean

[pinqui]

JACK DAVENPORT as JAMES NORRINGTON ↳ PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)

[nocauseislost]

Trust me, young Master Turner. It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem. It's getting back.

[happydragon]

I'm noticing a pattern

[ellena-asg]

2025 and sparrington is still the biggest mlm ship on potc ao3 and generally most popular one - just after willabeth. Gosh, people still write for them 😭♥️

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean

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Source: AO3

[nicstylus]

Barbossa :]

[srdonix]

A pirate haunts my waking thoughts...

[thundersongfury]

headcanon, Salazar is an animal person

(soz for bad spanish, i tried to do my research on what spanish people call their pets or smthng)

[ellena-asg]

[andrevalias]

It came to me

Credit and Extra Reading

Skyrim headcanon: The Dragonborn is the College mages’ favorite person, specifically because they’re an incorrigible dumbass.

If asked about their newest student, one of the College instructors would probably say, “They’re an idiot. One of our senior members asked them to summon an unbound Dremora and fight it into submission, and they actually agreed to do it!

“One of their fellow students asked them to let her test her spells on them, and rumor has it they were briefly turned into a cow. I doubt they’ve learned their lesson.

“A second student asked them to test a new flame cloak on some undead, with apparently… explosive results.

“And judging by the fact that they later helped Arniel try to recreate the event that caused the disappearance of the dwarves… no, they haven’t learned a damn thing.

“The other instructors and I have started taking bets on whether anyone can make a request that’s so absurd, so likely to end in utter catastrophe, that this student won’t say yes to it. So far, nobody’s been paid.

“All in all, they’re the stupidest student we’ve ever had, and we’re lucky to have them.”

[filmesbrazil]

[madame-helen]

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[brainwormsoop]

maybe i need to be the change i want to see in the world and finally write the will/elizabeth/jack fic that's been rolling around in my head for the last ten years

day 1939484773829 of being mad that pirates of the caribbean never gained a big fandom like why did we collectively FUMBLE that as a society

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[everythingispirates]

on the topic of black sails let it be known I think the classic "oh the potc cast wouldn't survive a day in black sails" bit is so funny because like yeah absolutely but like do you reckon the fine homosexuals from black sails would do all that hot in potc like girl there's curses