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I don't buy Lady C. Sure she hears some gossip but she exaggerates. There are no grounds for KC to get custody of those kids. There is no law it was a claim made by George I in his disputes with his son.
I don't think Charles personally wants custody of the children. I think they want to know what their legal options are so that they can get the kids away from Harry's wife, as much as legally possible.
The kids aren't going to be in good hands if they're left in California to Harry's wife's ambitions. They're going to be pimped out to make money for Mama Sussex. The entire BRF knows it.
#ask#King Charles III#Pimp Mama Meghan#2023 sussex divorce#archie mountbatten windsor#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor#duchess of ka ching!
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2/27/2024
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It took me so long to understand Sophie Wessex's refusal to look at both of them & her death stare to M in Westminster Abbey. Didn't Just Harry talk about James Windsor being a potential groom for fake Greta? Disgusting fool!
Lol...no he was talking about Prince George, William & Kate’s son. He literally tried to pimp out his 6 year old nephew. Which they all found out about that morning before the service, also right around the time Meghan & harry pitched a fit about not walking in the procession. Reason why Kate wouldn’t even look at them. You can talk trash about her marriage but you bring her babies into the mix and you are DEAD to her. Another reason I don’t believe the articles about William and Harry talking every day now.
Harry literally gets prank called and talks about setting his 6 year old nephew up with a 17 year old girl and still throws a fit over not being able to walk in the procession so he can be seen as a Senior Royal and in his mind, equal to William. You can’t make this up.
Sophie and Kate are close. Sophie and the York girls are close. Sophie is a mama bear and you don’t mess with her friends or family.
Sophie has also been fighting for women’s rights long before Meghan came on the scene and then Meghan tried to steal that platform right out from underneath Sophie.
Sophie has every reason to despise Meghan.
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Sure enough, Brat...she's in her monetize the kids phase. I remember when you said this would happen.
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Yup. She needed the kid to be photographed with Harry so people will know who she is later on.
#ask#prince harry#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor#paparazzi#pr games#Pimp Mama Meghan#duchess of ka ching!
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I'm absolutely HOOKED on your predictions for William!! Give the Sussexes a break, give us some brf predictions please!
Yeah, well, Harry's Wife is going to probably make some kind of announcement this week. She's not going to let Will & Kate be pictured in all their finery without attempting to redirect the press towards herself.
Their BAFTA appearance has been known for awhile, which means Harry's Wife will have already pre-planned something prior. Camilla Tominey's recent article basically reinforces this, as she details Harry's Wife's new public instagram account, which is yet to officially launch. (She's probably still working on her bot management to boost the numbers when she launches.)
I still suspect she's going to pimp out her kids for cash. Probably with that new instagram account. No designers are going to pay cash for that dumb prince's stupid wife to wear their clothes. However, paying for the Americanized Prince Archie and/or Princess Lilibet will probably be worth their while. Until Charles issues a letters patent stating that they don't have those titles & styles. Another plan of hers will be dashed because Archie & Lili can only really bring in the cash with official royal affiliations.
Then will come the ultimate burn when Will & Kate announce they'll be expecting a fourth child. Harry's Wife will never be able to counter that kind of announcement with her normal pr games. The interest in a pregnant Princess of Wales will be too high.
By then she'll have to announce she's divorcing Harry, because she has no other pr options, which is fine by me. I, and so many others, will be so glad to have that public nail in Harry's stupid wife's pr coffin. Because--FINALLY!--we'll have the palace pr agencies unleash all her dirt bit by bit to show everyone who she really is underneath her fake as fuck smiles.
Those are my predictions for the next few weeks.
#ask#Harry's Wife's Public Reputation Management#that dumb prince's stupid wife#Pimp Mama Meghan#the tig#Harry's Wife & The Tig#instagram#camilla tominey#titles 'n shit#2023 sussex divorce#pr games#my gif
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I wonder why Meghan and Harry have never seen walking with their children? Where are Archie and Lilibet?
With the nannies. Harry & his wife were caught by the paps because his wife alerted the paps to their location.
The pap agency was Backgrid. Shock, shock.
For some reason, Harry's wife thinks keeping the kids away from the paps increases their value for some kind of money scheme down the road.
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#ask#pr games#Harry's Wife's Public Reputation Management#paparazzi#prince harry#that dumb prince's stupid wife#duchess of I NEED PRESS#Pimp Mama Meghan
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How soon do you think we will see photos of Archie and Lilibet?
I've seen rumors that she's allegedly had photos taken last year (2022).
I thought we would have seen them by now, but I guess she's still working on buyers/investors for her next plan.
#ask#merching#archie mountbatten windsor#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor#Pimp Mama Meghan#duchess of ka ching!
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Imagine how furious Megan is now because of the photo of her grandchildren with the Queen
The Patron Saint of Victimhood, Vindictiveness, and Short-Sightedness is furious? She's probably nuclear at this point.
How can she pimp out her kids as "prince" and "princess" when she doesn't have any special pictures of them with Queen Elizabeth II?
#ask#Pimp Mama Meghan#crazy sociopathic bitch megs markle#duchess of I WILL NOT BE IGNORED BRF!!!#narcissism on steroids
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Not sure what magazine would pay her for pics? People won’t because they’ve never paid for “Royal” Baby or wedding pics. And Us Weekly, In Touch, their owners are cheap (huge layoffs amongst their recent acquisitions) so I don’t see it. It’s just not a good investment considering how much is sold at retail. Sub 200k copies/week and even less for some of those other magazines.
I'm not saying she would get paid for photo spread. I know I used the word "shopping."
But if she's going to start pimping out her kids, then she has to build public awareness of them and their titles somehow.
I'm sure she'll hope for a cover, even if she doesn't get paid, because then people will see it at the checkout line at the grocery store.
Basically free advertising.
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She's talked a good game about how much those kids were worth. She's also selling herself as solo Meghan--- because yes, divorce is still imminent, and she is selling the story that she has been this beleaguered spouse in a troubled marriage and that she has been collateral damage in Harry's vendetta against the media, but that's because he still unhealthily clings to his mythology about his mother. Her new story plus the kids is compelling enough it would seem. Left eye. Tear. Go.
And all the above is allegedly of course.
#reddit#2023 Sussex Divorce#Prince Harry#that dumb prince's stupid wife#Harry's Wife's Public Reputation Management#Pimp Mama Meghan#rumors...conjecture
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The gossip that is going around Hollywood is exactly this. Harry is the one who has kept the kids out of the spotlight. Once Meghan no longer has to pretend she's media shy for Harry, those kids faces are coming out. I've heard she's already aggressively trying to pitch Lilibet as a brand/model/child actor and is making calls to every contact she has (a dwindling list) trying to make this happen.
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They aren't taking her on. They're taking the kids on... allegedly
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This is further proof of the split. That they've been kept out of thenpublic eye has largely been down to Harry. I think she's putting them out front and center now because her and Harry's interests are no longer tied.
#reddit#rumors...conjecture#2023 Sussex Divorce#Pimp Mama Meghan#archie mountbatten windsor#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor
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She's planning on merching the kids. I just heard that she's already pitching Lili as a brand. Harry has been the one keeping the kids out of the spotlight, but if they divorce, she has carte blanche. Especially if she works the drunk abuser Harry angle with the courts. He's worth nothing to her now. She blames him for their getting flayed by Chris Rock and South Park and generally being laughingstocks.
#reddit#Pimp Mama Meghan#Merching#archie mountbatten windsor#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor#duchess of ka ching!#2023 Sussex Divorce
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I hear that New York-based Jake Rosenberg flew to California earlier this month where he took a series of pictures of Meghan on her own, cooking, and her with the children. The photo-shoot, at Prince Harry and Meghan's mansion in Montecito, coincided with the launch of Meghan's lifestyle and cookery brand, American Riviera Orchard. The venture was unveiled last week, in a glitzy Instagram video, in which Meghan could be seen busying herself in a rustic-looking kitchen. The video was posted a day after I contacted Meghan's office for comment on her plans. American Riviera Orchard will focus on home, garden, food and lifestyle wares. Rosenberg, who is originally from Toronto in Canada, where Meghan spent six years while filming the television legal drama Suits, has photographed the Duchess many times. On his website, he says 'his lens has captured the radiance of talent such as Meghan Markle, Oprah Winfrey, Priyanka Chopra, Cindy Crawford, David Beckham, and Michael B. Jordan, unveiling their authentic personas through his vibrant imagery'. There have been very few photographs of Archie, who turns five in May, and Lily, two, issued by their parents. They did. however, feature in Netflix's tawdry documentary series about the couple. A friend of Meghan confirms that the photo-shoot took place but insists they were 'portraits for the family'. The pal tells me: 'I would not connect those to the business.' Rosenberg could not be reached for comment.
#Daily Mail#fleet street#Richard Eden#Pimp Mama Meghan#that dumb prince's stupid wife#duchess of ka ching!
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I think we can all agree that leaving the Sussex kids in California full time with their Momager would not be ideal. Believe Lady C or not, you have a Constitutional Monarch whose son is an arrogant idiot who has something off in his head- wouldn’t you want to consult about what negotiating parental custody of the 6th and 7th in the line of succession would entail?
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#ask#2023 sussex divorce#King Charles III#prince harry#Pimp Mama Meghan#archie mountbatten windsor#lilibet diana mountbatten windsor
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I think Markle is going to panic soon and show the kids. Maybe after the new rumoured sit down interview goes horribly wrong or more damning faux car chase evidence comes out. I know people are expecting divorce a announcement but i think kids modeling or publicity deals then divorce.
Well, I still think she's going to pimp out the kids. Whether or not it's before a divorce announcement, who knows? She may need to announce a divorce and go for full custody of the kids to prevent Harry from objecting to pimping them out though.
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