#Pierre said ‘no no I WILL do it gimme a sec’

[ohblimeygeorge]

Gonna need a video of all the drivers doing this now pls

[kaytrawrites]

QSMP - the stars shaped across your skin

Summary in which Etoiles sees the aftermath of Tubbo's January 16th 2024 shenanigans. he is confused then amused.

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Etoiles yawned as he slowly came awake in his greenhouse. Out of habit, he checked the list of people who had entered his base and when, since he had fallen asleep.

Sunny, himself, Pac, Fit, himself, Pierre. Wait what?

Etoiles stared at his name, listed twice at times when he knew he was fast asleep. Had he started sleepwalking?

He double checked the times and pulled up the recordings of his minimal security cameras and watched as Sunny and himself entered his base, and headed into the training room. Eventually followed by Pac and Fit.

He went back to when Sunny and himself entered and turned on the sound. Something was wrong. The way he walked was wrong. The way he moved was wrong. And- his voice was very wrong. His accent was wrong. He was far away from the camera mic, so it was a little difficult to tell, but his voice sounded like Tubbo.

Muttering french curses under his breath, he stood and checked who all was awake. Phil, Pierre and Tubbo. He checked the map, and saw that Phil and Tubbo were at spawn, while Pierre was at his base.

Etoiles warped to Pierre’s base, and tracked down the man around back.

“Qu’est-ce qui s’est passé mardi.” Were the first words out of his mouth when he saw Pierre. “Est-ce que j’étais somnambule? Expliquez Pierre.” (What happened on Tuesday. Was I sleepwalking? Explain, Pierre.)

Pierre paused, then burst into laughter. “Je pense que vous devriez parler à Tubbo de ce qui s’est passé mardi. C’était très drôle.” He managed to get out between giggles. (I think you should talk to Tubbo about what happened on Tuesday. It was very funny.)

Etoiles warped to spawn, baffled.

Phil was down in the room under spawn. “My bro!” Etoiles called out.

“Hey mate!” Phil called back. “Gimme a sec.”

Tubbo emerged from the bakery, looking notably different than usual. His usually brown and blonde hair was an identical white to Etoiles own, and his skin was a similar color and visible texture to Etoiles’ green Cucumber Anthroplantae flesh.

“Tubbo what the fuck man.” Etoiles said, making the shorter young man jump.

Tubbo looked up at Etoiles, his eyes the same blue as his own. It was like he was looking at a younger brother.

“Etoiles!” Tubbo squeaked. “Hi. Uh. Oh god.”

Phil emerged from the room under spawn, and paused to stare at the pair before him. “Hey mate. How are you?”

“Well I'm confused, Philza.” Etoiles said, pointing to Tubbo. “How did this happen? Did the federation do this?”

Phil looked between the two. “Oh! Tubbo’s a shapeshifter.” He said.

Tubbo nodded frantically. 

Etoiles stared down at Tubbo. “Really…” He drawled.

And before his eyes Tubbo’s skin paled and smoothed out, and his hair darkened to a blonde. Then the back of his shirt ripped as a pair of charcoal colored feathered wings extended from his back.

“Toby, your shirt.” Phil said, chuckling.

“Oh fuck!” Tubbo said, his wings flaring.

“What the fuck man.” Etoiles burst into laughter.