#Piama Tananahaakna

[theauthor-1234]

Some character refs for a MITM au I'm currently working on. Not giving away too much info as its still changing

[ladyofdecember]

Piama is crazy yo!! 😂 She smashed a cop in the face with a mug??

[putrid-pixie]

under appreciated couple, they were fucking adorable

Malcolm in the Middle → Francis x Piama

“I don’t care about that! My husband is being disrespected by a woman who isn’t fit to eat the crap between your toes. Someone ought to cut that woman’s belly open with a rusty knife and strangle her with her own entrails.”

“I love you, too.”

[mozzarellatampon]

my mitm posts have been getting a lot of likes in the past few days so have some more content.

[posarmeklen]

The brand-new Mrs. Francis, drawn from memory after watching her intro episode ("Hal's Birthday", an absolute creme de la creme Malcolm in the Middle episode). What 👏 a 👏 woman 👏

[fandomgalore-blog]

The best duos in Malcolm in the Middle in no particular order:

1. Francis and Ida

2. Malcolm and Reese

3. Hal and Francis

4. Reese and Lois

5. Malcolm and Stevie

6. Craig and Malcolm

7. Dewey and Jamie

8. Dewey and Craig

9. Reese and Dewey

10. Dewey and Francis

11. Francis and whoever his boss is at the time

12. Abe and Hal

13. Herkabe and Malcolm

*Bonus groups*

- All of the Wilkerson siblings together

- Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie

- Lois, Francis, and Ida

- Hal and his poker friends

- Piama, Francis, and Lois

- Dewey and his classmates

[therideisfarfromover]

Hi, pls have some (mostly post-show) Malcolm in the Middle headcanons for no other reason than this show has completely taken over my life and I love this family so much ❤

Reese is Piama's favourite of Francis' brothers, because she always knows where she stands with him

I don't care what the show says, Malcolm and Stevie were friends with the other Krelboynes all the way through high school and beyond: they even take a little weekend trip together, just the 5 of them, every summer

Whilst a janitor at the school, Reese always sneaks extra ingredients into the food when cleaning the kitchens. When the lunch ladies find him out, they hire him as a cook instead. This somehow gets local press coverage (cos school food has never been that good) and he is able to get a job as a chef in a local restaurant, and is head chef by his early 20s

Dewey then gets a part-time job in the same restaurant playing the piano

Cynthia also goes to Harvard and her and Malcolm become inseparable basically as soon as they rekindle their friendship. She's majoring in pre-med, the icon.

Malcolm tells Lois that Cynthia is his girlfriend so he can date around without Lois constantly grilling him. (Lois knows they're lying but is hoping they'll slip into the usual fake dating trope pattern of actually falling for each other)

On their 10th anniversary, Francis and Piama renew their vows so that the family can actually join them for a wedding ceremony

Reese gets himself his first boyfriend in his early 20s. He didn't actually realise he wasn’t straight until then, but once he does, he feels kinda stupid to have repressed it so long. Francis is the first person Reese comes out to and this is when Reese finds out that Francis is bi.

Lois generally manages to have better relationships with the boys once they leave home, and eventually even apologises to each of them the way she did with Francis

Francis and Piama reconcile with Otto and Gretchen, and often spend holidays at the ranch

Once Malcolm and Reese move out, Dewey is finally given the attention he always wanted, and makes sure that Hal and Lois treat all 3 of the kids at home equally, and take photos of them regularly!

Dewey manages to get into Julliard on a scholarship, continuing to compose, play and conduct. NY life suits him well.

Francis, after a few years at the office, realises that he would rather be helping people with his job, and so becomes a health care assistant at the hospital. He loves working with kids who have got themselves into the same scrapes he always did

He and Piama eventually have two daughters, and give them both Native American names. Piama starts a local gallery of Indigenous art/things tourists think are art

Malcolm and Reese both bought each other Mamma Mia on DVD for Christmas in 2008, as a joke about that time they saw it at the theatre. They both laugh, but it becomes the comfort watch when they miss each other

Hal eventually stops wearing his fave leather baseball jacket, and in his teens Jamie finds it in the back of the cupboard and starts wearing it. (Hal cries when he first sees it, of course)

Reese and Abby remain pen pals, and she is still -other than his boyfriend and his brothers- the best friend he's ever had (he also still visits his pal Judith in the nursing home when the nurses actually let him in)

When Hal retires, he does haircuts for women in the local area for the low price of some juicy gossip

Anyway that's probs enough, but I 100% plan to write fics about some of these (my Reese romance fic is already written in my head, just need to actually get it down)

[krelboyne]

piama for the character thingy!!!!

OH YAY I LOVE PIAMA

favorite thing: ABSOLUTE BADASS. WILL DESTROY YOU IN A FIGHT

least favorite thing: i feel like francis she can be too stubborn sometimes

favorite line: really any snarky comment towards lois or ida

brOTP: i think her and eric wouldve been best friends absolutely

OTP: okay i actually DONT ship francis and piama and let me explain

nOTP: SEE LIKE. i dont HATE the idea of the two of them together. I LOVE FRANCIS AND PIAMA INDIVIDUALLY. BUT. their relationship was forced (intentionally by the show ofc) and it was actually kind of irritating to watch sometimes

random headcanon: she can sing better than most pop singers out there. and has a soft spot for puppies and kittens.

unpopular opinion: there was NOT enough piama episodes. i really wanted to hear more about her family conflict

song i associate: (n/a)

favorite picture:

[dineshgilfoyle]

My 100 Favorite Comedy Performances Ever

1. Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation)

2. Courteney Cox as Jules Cobb (Cougar Town)

3. Busy Phillips as Laurie Keller (Cougar Town)

4. Jane Kaczmarek as Lois Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle)

5. Constance Wu as Jessica Huang (Fresh Off the Boat)

6. Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

7. Andre Braugher as Ray Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

8. Danny Pudi as Abed Nadir (Community)

9. Martha Plimpton as Virginia Chance (Raising Hope)

10. Lisa Kudrow as Valerie Cherish (The Comeback)

11. Alison Brie as Annie Edison (Community)

12. Gillian Jacobs as Britta Perry (Community)

13. Bryan Cranston as Hal Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle)

14. Kether Donohue as Lindsay (You’re the Worst)

15. Zooey Deschanel as Jess Day (New Girl)

16. Aya Cash as Gretchen Cutler (You’re the Worst)

17. Tracee Ellis Ross as Rainbow Johnson (blackish)

18. Jane Krakowski as Jacqueline (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

19. Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

20. Rashida Jones as Ann Perkins (Parks and Recreation)

21. Abbi Jacobson as Abbi Abrams (Broad City)

22. America Ferrera as Amy Dubanowski (Superstore)

23. Yvette Nicole Brown as Shirley Bennett (Community)

24. Zosia Mamet as Shoshanna Shapiro (Girls)

25. Donald Glover as Troy Barnes (Community)

26. Retta as Donna Meagle (Parks and Recreation)

27. Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna (Malcolm in the Middle)

28. Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

29. Anna Chlumsky as Amy Brookheimer (Veep)

30. Lauren Ash as Marika (Super Fun Night)

31. Kristen Schaal as Carol Pilbasian (The Last Man on Earth)

32. Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly (The Office)

33. Lily Tomlin as Frankie Bergstein (Grace and Frankie)

34. Edie Falco as Jackie Peyton (Nurse Jackie)

35. Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

36. Tina Fey as Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

37. Jane Fonda as Grace Hanson (Grace and Frankie)

38. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer (Veep)

39. Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart (That 70s Show)

40. Rebel Wilson as Kimmie Boubier (Super Fun Night)

41. June Diane Raphael as Julie (Burning Love)

42. Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)

43. Adam Scott as Ben Wyatt (Parks and Recreation)

44. Sam Richardson as Richard Splett (Veep)

45. Donna Lynne Champlin as Paula Proctor (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)

46. Sabrina Carpenter as Maya Hart (Girl Meets World)

47. Rowan Blanchard as Riley Matthews (Girl Meets World)

48. Milana Vayntraub as Tina Shukshin (Other Space)

49. Thomas Middleditch as Richard Hendricks (Silicon Valley)

50. Eliza Coupe as Jane Kerkovich-Williams (Happy Endings)

51. Shannon Woodward as Sabrina Collins (Raising Hope)

52. Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation)

53. Max Greenfield as Schmidt (New Girl)

54. Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)

55. Tony Hale as Gary Walsh (Veep)

56. Adam Driver as Adam Sackler (Girls)

57. Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

58. Steve Carell as Michael Scott (The Office)

59. Will Forte as Phil Miller (The Last Man on Earth)

60. Randall Park as Louis Huang (Fresh Off the Boat)

61. Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

62. Desmin Borges as Edgar Quintero (You’re the Worst)

63. Hannah Simone as Cece Parekh (New Girl)

64. Ben Feldman as Jonah Simms (Superstore)

65. Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)

66. Mark McKinney as Glenn (Superstore)

67. Anthony Anderson as Dre Johnson (black-ish)

68. Ian Gomez as Andy Torres (Cougar Town)

69. Fred Savage as Stewart Sanderson (The Grinder)

70. Ilana Glazer as Ilana Wexler (Broad City)

71. Timothy Simons as Jonah Ryan (Veep)

72. Terry Crews as Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

73. Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

74. Garret Dillahunt as Burt Chance (Raising Hope)

75. Matt Walsh as Mike McLintock (Veep)

76. TJ Miller as Erlich Bachman (Silicon Valley)

77. Lamorne Morris as Winston Bishop (New Girl)

78. Topher Grace as Eric Forman (That 70s Show)

79. Tituss Burgess as Titus Andromedon (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

80. Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute (The Office)

81. Gary Cole as Kent Davison (Veep)

82. Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil (Review)

83. Reid Scott as Dan Egan (Veep)

84. Natasha Leggero as Lillian Bellacourt (Another Period)

85. Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

86. Jim Rash as Craig Pelton (Community)

87. Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

88. Zach Woods as Jared Dunn (Silicon Valley)

89. Blake Anderson as Blake Henderson (Workaholics)

90. Matthew Perry as Ryan King (Go On)

91. Martin Starr as Bertram Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley)

92. Kumail Nanjiani as Dinesh Chugtai (Silicon Valley)

93. Josh Brener as Big Head (Silicon Valley)

94. Colton Dunn as Garrett McNeil (Superstore)

95. Arturo Castro as Jaime (Broad City)

96. Vella Lovell as Heather Davis (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)

97. Hannibal Buress as Lincoln Rice (Broad City)

98. Tyler James Williams as Owen (Go On)

99. Aziz Ansari as Tom Haverford (Parks and Recreation)

100. Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez (Glee)

[mvrkuskus]

[mozzarellatampon]

[mozzarellatampon]

i am on such a roll making these. y'all should send me alignement charts so i can make more of these

[mozzarellatampon]

i havent slept in 3 weeks

[mozzarellatampon]

back on my bullshit

[mozzarellatampon]

these are all i know how to do so it will be my contribution to the fandom unless I get stoned and write shitty fanfic/headcanons

[krelboyne]

i love piama #girlpower

PIAMA IS MY FAVORITE I love her so so much 🥺💞 she was a surprising addition to the show but an amazing one