#Phil shamelessly ships them

[justcallme-ange]

Techno: i can now sit on Dream's lap and lay on top of him

Coming back to the AU with some fluff!

Hey it’s free real estate XD

Techno takes full advantage of this - mostly because he can’t squeeze Dream out of places, so now it’s using his lap as a pillow and watching him try and stutter his way through conversations.

Or in this case, falling asleep on him. Cat rules and all - lap being used, can’t move.

[bonesandthebees]

Ooo are Roier and Cellbit a thing in the vampire AU? Or any other ships?

after the different covens come together to form their Giant Coven while they're investigating the Federation, Roier and Cellbit slowly grow closer until feelings start to blossom. After Bobby gets killed (haven't decided how yet) Cellbit ends up helping Roier a lot, which only leads to them getting closer. So yeah, at some point later on in the story the two get together! Though they do have a bit of an on again off again dynamic going on

The other ships present mostly reflect canon as well. Forever originally flirts with Phil because he looks like an old human 'friend' he used to have like 70 years before, but once he gets to know Phil it turns into something much more genuine. Meanwhile, Phil plays into it a bit if he's in a good mood, but he doesn't really reciprocate. Missa is also in love with Phil but he's not around enough for Phil to even pick up on it. Fit also shamelessly flirts with Phil whenever he gets a chance but that's just a joking thing and nothing serious. Still, the Philza effect is real

Wilbur and Quackity were never a Thing but they did meet in a nightclub where they danced together... a lot. After Quackity turned him though Wilbur got very pissed, and later once the binary monster attacks start and the covens start to come together, they run into each other again and Wilbur is not super friendly to Quackity. Even still, there's a lot of romantic tension there

Foolish and Vegetta met about 15ish years before the story and decided to stick together for a while since they were both on their own at the time. Gradually their dynamic grew into more and they're probably the healthiest couple in the group

Cellbit and Forever are still very great friends but act like they've been divorced for decades. No one is sure if there was ever anything romantic there or not and tbh they might not know either

Everyone in the group is convinced Foolish and Bad were together at some point and broke up centuries ago. They were not. They've known each other for 300 years and are literally soulmates but in a negative way

Charlie and Mariana definitely, uh, got up to some stuff while they were raising Juanaflippa together. Their relationship is pretty unclear now since they parted ways after her death

[dnp-dreams]

I had a dream my friend and i went to some fancy cat caffee/karaoke bar, and we planed on playing battle ships, but when we came there dan and phil were sitting at a table next to us and they were filming a new gaming video, they were playing truth or dare and they were acting like a couple, they were really touchy calling each other cute pet names, and we were just staring at them shamelessly

this is going to be their next upload

[sinkix]

《What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Nekoma Edition》

Yo-hoo! Here’s another part to this potential(?) series! I hope you enjoy the possible call-outs in some of these lmao. Writers block been kicking my ass recently but I had a lot of fun writing these. Enjoy <3

You can find the Karasuno ver. here 

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Kuroo:

Have a hand fetish and will not say no to choking.

Daddy kink™

Will not accept anything below 6 inches.

More of a dog person but would love to own a black cat.

You drool over tattoos.

Your grades are mostly B’s but you know in your heart you deserve that A, and tbh you probably do. Chase ur goals bby.

Halloween is likely your favourite holiday.

You have to resist not to carve a dick into the pumpkin EvEry GodDAmN YeAr.

You either study for 6 hours consecutively or cannot study at all and you get very frustrated at this.

Have the potential to be a good leader and command the room but probably don’t put it to use as much as you should.

Your playlist parkours from sad 3am crying into your pillow songs to aggressive punk music you could rob a store to.

You like bad boys who hang around bars and look like they would put out a cigarette on your forearm and call you a slut. Just stating facts sweaty xoxo.

Either dress very feminine and girly with a ‘smol girl uwu’ aesthetic or a hardass punk who would kick your ass for a can of beer no in between and tbh both are equally hot.

You’re a big softie at heart either way and just want to be held and told everything will be okay.

Ur a hoe for when people stroke your hair or caress your chin it’s your ultimate weakness.

Watched Rick & Morty.

Twice.

Sleeves rolled up veiny forearms and donning a silver watch are your muse and something you fantasise about frequently.

Most of your memes are shitty top text bottom texts that are somehow funny and I don’t understand why lmao.

You call someone ‘bro’ even if it’s someone you’re immensely attracted to.

Did someone say ties? No it’s just ur dirty ass thoughts thinking about that hot business dudes attire from across the street and how you wish they were tied around ur wrists.

Probably had a crush on Jeff the Killer as a tween and are relentlessly haunted by your old Wattpad library. 

Tbh any dark-haired dude with bedhead that screams rugged and probably not good for you is something that draws you like a moth to a flame.

You often question why every person you’ve fallen for has been a Scorpio and curse that tendency of yours.

Dw man they’re hot so I feel u.

Kenma:

Went through a ‘I’m not like other __’ phase and it’s something that you think about a lot and wish you didn’t.

Watched dan & phil as a kid.

Any mention of Pokemon has you turning into a rabid beast you get way too excited.

It’s cute though dw bby.

Pretty antisocial but interesting to talk to.

Your family often question how you’re able to sleep in till 3pm and judge you heavily for it.

Nocturnal night owl gang rise up.

Frequently have bags under your eyes but somehow manage to pull it off.

Listen to ASMR on the down-low and will never admit it to a single soul.

Frequently go on BL binges and have many related book marks.

You pray that someone will never find your laptop bc holy fuck the amount of smut on that.

You wear scarves & beanies even when it isn’t that cold outside.

100% went through a scene hair phase/attempted to.

You dye your hair a lot or REALLY want to.

You have a voice kink low-key so anyone with a pleasant/soothing sounding voice just gets u goin’.

Cats are your favourite animal and you either do or want to own several.

Would name them after video game/anime characters u fuckin nerd lol.

Speaking of cats ,you fantasise heavily about cat-boys and have a folder dedicated to them.

Oversized hoodies are your vibe and always ball the sleeve hems in your fist as a comfort mechanism.

Shopping centres are your worst nightmare and trigger your claustrophobia or social anxiety and honestly I feel that spiritually.

Have a cute sticky note collection.

You like a lot of music consisting of guitar and slow/soothing beats.

You also fw EDM/ techno on occasions.

Honestly wouldn’t wanna anger you since you have a seething temper when pushed far enough.

It’s the kinda temper that’s eerily quiet but no less terrifying, like the other person can tell you are graphically plotting their demise.

You love sleeping to the sound of rainfall and often play those nature ambience videos while you sleep.

Never tidy your sheets and it’s just a big scrunched up heap of fabric in the centre of your mattress most of the time.

Make your fucking bed.

Lev:

Your ships are chaotic and shamelessly controversial.

Would do something just for the sake of creating mayhem lmao.

You were the fucker who stuck their chewing gum under the desk, I see you.

Your brain never stops whirring it’s a constant hurricane of crackhead energy and you have no idea how to turn it off. 

Would eat a stick of pencil lead for $2

You don’t help your situation with the amount of coffee/energy drinks you consume.

The class clown who cries themselves to sleep.

Such a wholesome dumbass but somehow kinda intimidating??? 

Even if you’re not confident you can do something you’ll try anyway and honestly I respect that about you.

You !! use!!! a lot??!! of!! random punctuation!!! so you always??!?!? seem!!111!! excited!!!!!11!?

Every time you’ve ever tried to make a sandcastle it has failed.

You tried to eat the sand once but we don’t talk bout that.

You would  also pick up slugs and snails and chase your friends around with them.

Can never tell whether people are laughing with you or at you and while you don’t let it show it high-key bothers you when you’re laying alone in your room at night.

Not one to hold grudges, you carry a ‘shit happens’ mentality which is v good but it sometimes leads to people taking advantage of it or walking all over you.

Your meme collection is both questionable and horrifying.

Like how many cursed images and heavily distorted pictures does one person need.

Never organise the files on your PC/laptop so it looks like a complete dumpster fire.

The one at sleepovers who persistently woke everyone else up with their snickering and refusal to sleep till dawn.

For the love of Asahi charge your damn phone.

I see that red bar and ‘12%’

Charge it now.

Bought a plant one time, gave it a name and talked to it frequently.

It died not long after bc u forgot to fucking water it.

No one better ever make you responsible for a pet.

Type of person that when someone asks you to tag along on an endeavour no matter how stupid it is you will agree.

2am skydiving in france? hell yeah.

Midnight shopping spree and spending over half your pay check? count you in.

Exploring an abandoned hospital and performing an Ouija board to summon the demons of hell? you’re damn right you’ll be there.

I hope you have a mum friend by your side bc if not how are you still alive.

You sometimes put the milk in before the cereal and it’s something I’ll never forgive you for.

Yaku:

Very responsible and usually make the right decisions.

You do have moments where you act like a complete dumbass though.

Like u go from 50 year old to 5 year old in the blink of an eye.

A hopeless romantic but it’s a side you don’t often reveal.

Prefer strawberry milk over any other flavour.

You’re the type of person to shower twice a day w/o fail.

Where that stank smell coming from? Not you clearly bc your skin is basically 90% The Body Shop’s rose scented soap at this point.

You get stomach aches a lot and you can’t figure out why.

Probably an allergy to everyone’s bs.

Really good at dirty talk even though you don’t seem the type so people are always taken aback.

You have to be really in the mood though otherwise it falls flatter than Oikawa’s ass, use your skill wisely.

You often call people clowns when you know you’re secretly the biggest one going.

Honk honk, hoe.

You send messages in one paragraph rather than multiple texts unless you are REALLY excited.

People underestimate you at times then are shocked when they realise you are capable of being a fire-breathing dragon from the flaming pits of hell.

You like spicy chicken wings.

Such a petty little shit at times lmao.

Enjoy the view from the top of mountains so you either hike a lot or really want to.

Way more of a cat person since it’s just much more convenient for you.

Usually pretty cheerful or calm and people are drawn to your stable/friendly aura.

Went through a phase of drinking mountain dew and your body still feels the awful effects

Fav element is probably air.

You’re 5′6″ or shorter.

Box dyed your hair brunette several times and can never get the pigment out to this day.

Yamamoto:

Whenever you smell something weird in the room you always internally freak out and think it’s you.

Head-butting walls is your hobby.

You fell off your bike as a kid and still have the scar on your knee.

Probably have tons of ear piercings.

Would tame a pigeon and call it Larry.

You get frequent nosebleeds and can never tell if it’s a medical issue or your extreme simping for fictional men/women.

Hopefully the latter.

You constantly chew your pen/pencil in class so you never lend them to anyone out of embarrassment.

I really hope no one ever lends you stationery bc 30 minutes later it’ll look like it was mauled by a rabid rottweiler.

You really want to own a dog and would call it something intimidating like Banshee or Diablo.

You bleached your hair that one time and it almost fell out so now you’re forced to stay at least 10 metres away from all at-home hair dye products.

You tried your best though bby so A for effort, even if it did look like dehydrated ramen afterwards.

Your grades are mostly C’s and you’re barely passing bc you just don’t care about your classes lol.

Still though you’re actually pretty smart so put it to good use you lazy oaf, channel that crackhead energy into something good.

Your phone screen has several cracks in it from when you dropped it on the bathroom floor while shitting and you’ll always be angry at yourself for that.

You have some really weird quirks but you make it work.

Actually a v chill person but you just kinda attract chaos/trouble wherever you go.

Carry a lighter with you even when you don’t need one.

Shy texter but once people see you irl you are the complete opposite, you just dk how to text without coming across as awkward.

One of those people that’s unintentionally funny and always get confused when you make someone laugh but it makes you feel good regardless.

Have a cool necklace collection and own at least one dog-tag/army style pendant.

Should really consider buying a rabbit you would look so cute w/ one.

You have really nice legs and people should compliment them more.

Either severely dehydrated or overly hydrated to the point you are peeing pure tap water so for the love of god please learn moderation, your kidneys and bladder will thank you for it.

Inuoka:

Your favourite character would be Hinata but you like people taller than you so your love for Inuoka spawned.

You really enjoy using the double spiderman meme.

Cannot correctly verbalise your feelings without creating a minimum of 10 misunderstandings but once people are used to it it’s kinda endearing.

You usually wake up in a good mood and people can never fathom how or why.

You either stay up till 5am or you wake up at that time no in between.

A morning person bc you love the sunrise.

Change your lock-screen very regularly bc you get bored.

Your humour consists solely of poop jokes.

When you don’t understand a joke you laugh anyway and hope they don’t ask you if you actually get it.

Happened once and you’re still traumatised from the cricket silence that fell upon the room.

Really like the taste of lemonade and drink it more often than you should.

Often think about what you would look like with a shaved head.

More of an extrovert but def have occasional introvert tendencies where you wanna be left tf alone.

Never allowed to pick up anything in stores bc the last time you did you sniffed a scented candle and it shattered to the floor.

Constantly have spontaneous ideas of what to change about your appearance.

You use a lot of hand gestures like thumbs up and peace signs.

‘Dude’ and ‘lmao’ is 90% of your vernacular.

Your nails are a disaster, some are down to the nub while others are pretty grown out bc you only bite a select few please sort it out.

Look really good in red.

Your laptop has way too many tabs open from random google searches of words you didn’t know the meaning to.

You read a lot of books but for like 10 minutes at a time bc you have the attention span of a walnut.

You are the type of person to nuke your AO3 tags with things that aren’t even relevant purely bc you found them funny.

Your Tumblr drafts are a nightmare, you have like 100+ in the works yet keep starting new projects why do you do this.

Happy sunshine but you have a LOT of mood swings like that shit comes out of nowhere.

Cry pretty often but no one ever sees and it’s usually because of said mood swings.

You always smile and pick yourself up again though which I commend you for.

TYPES IN CAPITALS IN SITUATIONS THAT DO NOT REQUIRE SAID PUNCTUATION SO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE YELLING ALL THE TIME.

[knowseverythingaboutyou]

Ship! Blackhill, CapHill, SamHill, and our fwb!HawkHill :D

anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with

natasha and maria are so similar. similar enough that they probably shouldn’t work together, but they’ve managed to take those similarities and use them to their advantage. they know sometimes they need space, or not to be touched, or that all they can manage is to sit together in silence. natasha is the only one that maria doesn’t worry about (as much) if she goes radio silent (clint and steve have probably been kidnapped and sam doesn’t feel like the kind of guy to let a call go to voicemail). don’t get me wrong, she still worries about natasha constantly but it’s a thing she’s been dealing with since long before they got together. they let each other be soft and strong in equal measure. it’s good! but nat needs to stop worrying so much about maria at the same time. she knows how to take care of herself.

listen, i’ve been screaming about steve and maria since the moment she said “but steve” — no wait since she pulled her helmet off in the van — and i haven’t stopped. my sister is real sick of my shit but is also nice enough to listen to me yell about them. it’s a trial for her. we (you and me) are tiptoeing to that edge of flirting and liking and i just — okay i love and adore slow burns and also will shamelessly hop around the timeline a lot so maria can still get smooches. it’s great! it’s a little different with you since it’s still pre-serum steve since it didn’t make him big, like, she can’t look up at him anymore. ha! jokes. doesn’t matter how tall steve is. maria’s going to fall for his dumb stubborn ass every time. she likes that he has conviction and faith and sees the best in people, because she’s always looking for the worst. she doesn’t love that he has absolutely zero sense of self preservation (so she has it for him). they’re really good foils for each other and it’s one of the reasons i love them so much.

sam and maria is definitely on my radar because of some truly excellent fanfiction! (one is in the queue and i’ll post it shortly) most of these ideas are based on the mcu because that’s what i’m working with. let’s face it, they’re both levelheaded and pragmatic, though sam is also a bit of a dreamer — just look at that beautiful character development in tfatws, for one — and to be honest their (let’s call it a) meetcute is just the absolute best one of the movie series? i love it. i haven’t had a chance to write it before but i would love to, either as friends or flirting and moving towards a relationship. one thing i can say for sure is that they need to hang out more.

clint and maria came out of nowhere and slapped me in the face saying, this is a thing we’re doing now. yes they’re friends with benefits but the emphasis is on the friends (maria is careful how often she says it, because clint gets easily embarrassed when she extols his virtues) and he is one of her four closest friends at shield - nat, phil and fury being the others. maria loves him deeply and fiercely (right now just as a friend but I hesitate to say it will only ever be that because when i try to tell maria to do things she never listens to me). clint is a really good guy and he deserves nice things, and when maria can’t convince him of that she can at least make sure he has a few nice orgasms at the same time. it’s a bit of a weird trade off, maybe, but maria isn’t always good with words either, so actions are good.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

(TW) Drunk (3) Masterlist

Links last checked: September 13th, 2022

part one, part two, part four

Crossing the Line - phanficexchange

Summary: Dan and Phil play Mario Kart and get drunk and a little too… well, you’ll see..

Cruising for Control (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Dan and Phil play a rather kinky game of Battle Ship

distance makes the heart grow fonder (ao3) - eloquentlyphan

Summary: phil’s visiting his parents and dan is sad and alone. and tipsy. and horny. he decides to call phil and tell him exactly what he thinks about at night.

Drunk - waverlysangels

Summary: 2009!phan at a party during Dan’ first visit.

Drunk At Vidcon - dxnhowell

Summary: It’s Scott and Mitch’s first time at Vidcon as Superfruit. Things seem to be going pretty well for them until Scott’s anxiety starts kicking in and he finds himself drunk at a youtube party.

Drunken Anons (ao3) - maetaurus

Summary: In Dan’s drunken state of mind, he decides it’s a good idea to send suggestive anons to Phil. The only problem, Dan forgot to click the anon button.

Drunk In Love - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Dan drinks a little too much wine when filming his Internet Support Group video and one thing leads to another… Smut, fluff and drunk, needy Dan Howell ensue.

Feeling Good - birdyhowell

Summary: Dan steals alcohol and brownies from a party his brother was holding (who I made older in this fic) and meets Phil at their favourite meet-up place. Best friends for years, they get really drunk for the first time and learn that the brownies they had were actually weed brownies. Cue young Dan and Phil confessing some feels and start hooking up.

Green Light, Go (ao3) - getwrecked

Summary: They’re drunk in Singapore and they decide to have sex drunk off their asses, Dan accidentally pisses in Phil.

He Must’ve Forgot to Close His Door (ao3) - deletable_bird

Summary: The room is dim, Dan is drunk, he’s got lipstick in his hand, and Phil is sat beside him, nearly in his lap. What is he supposed to do?

la vie en rose (ao3) - legdabs (scvlly)

Summary: dan’s drunk, and maybe just a little bit smitten.

Only If You Want To (ao3) - irphanfic

Summary: Phil Lester likes to party. And get drunk. And make out with cute boys.

But what happens when the captain of the rugby team tries to take it too far?

Roll the Dice and Swear (ao3) - ramonaspeaks

Summary: Dan has a wet dream while sharing a hotel room with Phil.

Truth or Truth (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: aka the fic were dan and phil come home from a night out to drink even more alcohol and play an edited game of truth or dare and end up confessing their feelings for each other which lead to them finally giving in to how much they’ve wanted each other for so long.

vodka kisses (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “Danny, you know what we should do?” Phil asked almost shamelessly, and Dan swore that sentence broke the intimacy but he held in a laugh. “It won’t be the first time, so there’s nothing to be scared of.”

Whiskey on Ice, Sunset on Vine (ao3) - AnotherPhanficWriter

Summary: Dan gets drunk and after being just friends with Phil he’s too tired to pretend.

Why are you always drunk? - phantasising

Summary: Dan arrives at the flat drunk and adorable and Phil has to look after him, until Dan admits his true feelings to his flatmate.

Yin And Yang - howellslester

Summary: Sexual predator drunk Dan and tired drunk Phil.

You're Easy To Crack (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: Dan and Phil are both cocky frat boys that love beer almost as much as they love each other. Dan, drunk and horny, challenges Phil to a game of beer pong: whoever wins, tops. May the games begin.

You Used To Call Me On My Cell Phone (ao3) - danthrusts

Summary: post breakup au where dan is drunk and calls phil to pick him up.

[soysville]

When I heard the news, I knew I ought to draw some kind of tribute. The original plan was to draw Techno as a big, cool pig with a sword being a big, cool pig with a sword, as that's what the man himself said he likes and I always have fun drawing it.

But the day I drew this, I woke up thinking about all the kids and teens who looked up to Techno. No doubt many are mourning a loss for the first time, and no doubt many more are surrounded by adults who don't get or look down on YouTubers, let alone Minecraft YouTubers (I know many older adults in my life were not very supportive when I did fanart for the original MCYT fandoms, and it wore on me even though I was legally an adult myself by then). Then I realized, this fanart isn't for Techno. And I can always draw more Techno fanart for myself. Right now, I need to draw for those kids.

So came this idea. It's Techno reading a webnovel (fun fact: Internet personas read webnovels as books) surrounded by good memories he made for us. I figured the background objects would make folks pause to try to identify each one and where they came from, briefly interrupting any sad thoughts or doomscrolling. While I can't take away all of everyone's sadness and have no desire to deny anyone their feelings, I drew this to encourage folks to remember what Techno gave us, and maybe revisit the videos represented here. A little psychically induced self-care, if you will.

The intended meaning of each object is listed below the cut, but feel free to apply your own interpretations!

Take care of yourselves, folks ♥

Potatoes: the Great Potato War

Diamond sword: the weapon of choice in 1.8 PVP

Emerald: an idea shamelessly stolen from Philza's build to represent the Friendship Emeralds Techno gave him on DSMP

TNT block: mostly TNT Run, but not limited to it

Steering wheel: when Techno beat Minecraft with a steering wheel controller (and attempted to win Minecraft Monday week 1 with the steering wheel, but couldn't get it to work)

Purple Panda: the MC Championship 4 team made up of Techno, Wilbur, Phil, and Tommy that got all of them their first MCC win

Brick: like the horse

Wither skull: MCM week 6's chaotic Build Battle and Techno's wither skull collection on DSMP

Flags: an anarchist flag for DSMP!Techno and an Antarctic Empire flag for SMPE!Techno

Bell: hit that subscribe button

Gift: Grinch Simulator, namely the time he played against Skeppy that resulted in the most famous use of the phrase "The second worst thing to happen to those orphans"

Space ship: Techno's default answer in Hypixel's Guess the Build

🐷👑🗡️💖

gg

[weirdthingsphanniessay]

What's your opinion on this tweet, if you don't mind me asking? You don't support rpf (I don't either) but Dan and Phil seem to love it, so is it possible to argue that the concept of real people smut isn't good anyway when the people in question encourage it? People write inappropriate things in their fanfics all the time and the line between fiction and reality gets blurry, so how to expect people to behave and not say and do gross things outside of fanfics when they have such views?

Thanks for your thought-provoking ask, anon, I really appreciate it. The tweet which was sent in a separate ask says:

phan have literally written phanfics themselves and published it in a book. they like fanart on tumblr/twitter all the time. they’ve said they dont care if we write smut. dan fuckin encourages it. keep this in mind next time u say its gross to ship them bc theyre Real People.

Yes, they like fanart all the time - tame and tasteful artworks and not NSFW art or fanfictions of any kind. I wonder why they don’t reblog actual porn fanfics or drawings of them having sex. A true mystery ◔_◔

Yes, Dan&Phil have written 2 fanfictions about themselves; and anyone who’s ever read them can see that they’re nothing but a parody of poorly written phanfics. A corny vampire fantasy? A literal hand growing out of a stomach? Come on. I suspect Dan&Phil grossly miscalculated how people would react to something that’s clearly ridiculous on purpose. Instead of realizing it’s the satire of the whole fanfic culture and that they’re being lightly poked fun at, some people interpreted this as a huge sign of approval and are shamelessly using it as a free pass when writing the most inappropriate stories about Dan&Phil. I very much doubt that’s what Dan&Phil ever wanted to achieve. I will say that it’s a very silly idea in hindsight. They dug themselves into a hole with it and they probably regret it. After that they’ve had to roll with it obviously, but to me, doesn’t seem like they love it at all, or that they encourage it. They tolerate it at best and joke about it cynically.

I’d love to see receipts of when they said they dont care if people wrote smut or Dan encouraging it.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

are there any drunk smutty fics that aren't abusive or with extreme dominance? cant seem to find finished fics without those tags :/

Crossing the Line - phanficexchange

Summary: Dan and Phil play Mario Kart and get drunk and a little too… well, you’ll see..

Cruising for Control (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Dan and Phil play a rather kinky game of Battle Ship

distance makes the heart grow fonder (ao3) - eloquentlyphan

Summary: phil’s visiting his parents and dan is sad and alone. and tipsy. and horny. he decides to call phil and tell him exactly what he thinks about at night.

Green Light, Go (ao3) - getwrecked

Summary: They’re drunk in Singapore and they decide to have sex drunk off their asses, Dan accidentally pisses in Phil.

Truth or Truth (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: aka the fic were dan and phil come home from a night out to drink even more alcohol and play an edited game of truth or dare and end up confessing their feelings for each other which lead to them finally giving in to how much they’ve wanted each other for so long.

vodka kisses (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “Danny, you know what we should do?” Phil asked almost shamelessly, and Dan swore that sentence broke the intimacy but he held in a laugh. “It won’t be the first time, so there’s nothing to be scared of.”

I hope this is what you were asking for… apologies if not.

- Tori