#Pete is just as dense as Big Bob
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Now I pretty much like lying and being and hypocrite so here is a COMPILATION that I made of scenes from the episode "Father of the Bob" I put a minimum of effort on this so I hope for myself to not freak out.
Yeah this is about Big Bob and Pete... no comments.
#bob's burgers#no one dare to judge me#only the gods can judge me#why do I ship this two big older man?#well i think i just answer your question#they just get each other so much#i dont know why my brain love this it just happened#Pete is just as dense as Big Bob#they get each other!#the moment âlike a son of a bitchâ is just so precious to me#and to see that Pete really loves Bob's Family#and that Linda and the kids also very much like Pete#the kids would love to have this man as their second Pops#and he is just always by Big Bob side#but also trying to be the moderator between Big Bob and Junior#Oh and the ânow shake that puddingâ is just one of my personal fav moments#so yeah leave me alone with my delusions#im cringe but im free
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pillow fort tragedy | peter parker
summary: what do you do when you have the entire compound to yourself? thatâs right, you build a gigantic pillow fort with your boyfriend and the two dudes you have to babysitâan enhanced ex-soviet assassin and the god of thunder from outta space. good luck with that.
pairing: peter parker x avenger!reader
warnings: language, fluff, tiny bit of conflict and mention of injury
word count: 2.6 k
a/n: absolute crack fic lmao enjoy! x
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It was another Sunday at the Compound which meant that something completely stupid had to go down at some point. This time, it was a real team effort and Steve wouldâve surely been proud to some extent. Only, Steve wasnât there and if he were, all of this wouldnât have happened in the first place, which probably wouldâve been better for everybody involved. Wherever you looked, miles and miles of pillows and blankets covered what used to be the comfort of their home. Now, it was a new empire.
Turning on the comm in your ear, you continued squeezing through the narrow passage of blankets that were poorly draped over some wobbly chairs and shelves. âGuys? Pete, can you hear me?â No answer. For a second, your back touched a blanket and the whole interior started to wobble, making you hold your breath. Who wouldâve thought that a highly trained assassin and an invincible God were absolutely terrible at building something as simple as a pillow fort? Hah, not you.
It all started at 11 a.m. sharp when the others left for a mission that neither you nor Peter were allowed to join, but that wasnât anything new. The two of you were used to it and almost always found something to occupy your time with. The same thing couldnât be said for Bucky and Thor though, who were both incredibly offended to be treated like âdense punksâ. Dense punks as in Peter and you. But then again, the only reason you both werenât allowed to tag along was your age.
The former was denied because he kept forgetting to put down the toilet seat despite various warnings on Capâs side and death threatâs on Natâs and the latter wasnât allowed to join because of the smell coming from his room that was almost tearing off the wallpaper in the hallway. They were practically grounded which was hilarious, especially since this was quite a rare combination of team members that the Compound had never witnessed before. So, to break the ice and get properly acquainted, Peter had the revolutionary idea to build a pillow fort with every godforsaken pillow, blanket and bedsheet that the Compound had to offer.
And so it began. Every bed, except for Thorâs because you were almost 100% sure that something lived underneath it, was brutally stripped off its covers and used to build the most atrocious and unsteadiest one of its kind. From the Common room to the elevator, every square meter was covered. Your heart race had honestly never been as high as when you tried to get yourself something to drink after having to dodge every pillow tower on your way to the kitchen. You still managed to end up with a wet shirt and a swollen ankle.
It was honestly all fun and games until the games turned into the mission of their lives. Peter had jokingly commanded them to not let this fort go down, under any circumstancesâa stupid thing to say to the Winder Soldier and the King of Asgard. And it wasnât because of their admirable determination and ambition, noâit was because both of them were stubborn idiots who would never dare lose a game.
And from there on, it kind of went downhill. Things started to escalate, highly expensive items were shattered, people were thrown, pillow fights happened inside the pillow fortâit was awful and you were just glad that nothing had caught on fire yet. Suddenly the subtle âclickâ in your ear made you halt and you listened carefully. âY/N? Babe, can you hear me?â Peterâs voice was shaky and you hastily answered. âYes, IâI can hear you, Peter.â He let out a long sigh, relief flooding over his aching limbs. âOh, thank god, youâre still aliveâWhere are you? Are you okay?â You nodded eagerly and looked around. âIâm fineâŠbut I think Iâm lost. Actually, I have no idea where I am. The tiles all look the same. Stupid Tony and his stupid monochronic taste in architecture,â you mumbled under your breath and you could hear him chuckle.
âOkay, thatâs fine. Your ankleâs still swollen, right? Donât move it, weâll come get you. I think I can hear your heartbeatââ He paused for a moment and you thought he expected some kind of reaction so you hesitantly responded, ââŠAww?â
âHm? No, thatâsorry, Thor is holding an inaugural speech and he just started to list off his childhood best friends and one of them, you wonât believe it, is called Bob.â He snickered on the other side of the line and you furrowed your brows. âBob?â He hummed. âOh, well. Uhm, anyway, why exactly is Thor holding a speech again?â
âOh, he just pronounced himself King of Blankard.â
ââŠCome again?â
âBlankard? Because itâs a pillow fort? But we also used blankets? And Pillowgard just doesnât haveââ
ââthe same ring to it. Got it.â You glanced in each direction of the tunnel but it seemed like you were still the only one in this area. âPeter, when are you guys going to get here?â He didnât respond and the only thing you heard was a slow clap and a whistle. You rolled your eyes. Your boyfriend was cheering for the new King of Blankard so you might as well have to start thinking about ways to fend for yourself once dusk would fall. You heard some shuffling before his voice came back. âSorry, babe, I just assumed itâs bad manners to interrupt a God while theyâre monologuing.â
It wasnât biologically possible for you to roll your eyes any harder but you made it work.
âJust get here.â You sighed and he smooched a kiss into your ear. Your ankle started to pulse so you decided to sit down for a while until they would find you.
A few minutes passed and you finally heard distinct chatter. Crawling toward it, you felt like a big toddler when Peterâs eyes locked with yours and lit up. âBaby!â He cupped your face with both hands and excitedly planted kisses all over your face, making you giggle. Parting from you, you shot Thor a smile who gave you a friendly nod. âPlease, do not expect a greeting of that same manner on my behalf, Lady Y/N.â
You laughed. âThatâs totally cool, Thor, donât worry.â Leaning forward to look past Peter, you realized that Bucky wasnât with them. âWeâve lost him,â Peter explained as he watched your face turn into pure horror.
ââŠTo death?â
He almost choked on air. âDear god, no. He took a wrong turn and now we canât find him. Heâs still very much aliveâŠI think.â You nodded swiftly and glanced at your watch. âOkay, guys, it was really fun while it lasted but I need to get to my room now to send in that Biology paper. And maybe put some ice on this bad boy.â You gestured to your ankle but they stared at you blankly.
âWhat?â
âYou canât get through the hallway, Lady Y/N.â
âWhat?â You repeated yourself, brows knitted. âWhy?â
âBlanket collapse. Kind of like an avalanche,â Thor explained and you stared at him in disbelief.
âGuys, I donât want to play anymore. I really have to hand in the paper now. The deadlineâs in 10 minutes.â
âBut you canât get through.â Peter tried to reason.
âWhat do you mean? Itâs blankets and pillows. You justâŠâ You gestured a sweeping motion. ââŠpush it aside.â
He pouted. âBut then the fort will collapse.â
âPeter, I donât care.â You sucked in a sharp breath to speak calmly. âCanât we just tear the fort down?â
âNo!!â The two suddenly shouted horrified as if you had just suggested to run over a puppy. The terror on your face turned blank.
ââŠWhat?â
âY/N, I love you, but I swore to Thor that, as a rightful citizen of Blankard, I would put my life on the line for this fort. Itâs my home now and he even made me swore over a pillow and everything, it was really cool, you shouldâve seen it.â Thor nodded proudly.
You pinched the bridge of your nose to stop the steam from coming out your ears. âOkay, how about this? Iâm not a citizen of Blankard, right?â Your laugh edged on insanity. âSo I could justâŠâ You imitated the sweeping motion again. ââŠright?â
Not meeting your gaze, Peter fidgeted with his hands. âWellâŠâ
You let your head fall back with a groan. âPeter!â
âIâm sorry, okay! But youâre technically one of the Founding Fathers,â he explained sheepishly and you wanted to pulverize him. Your glare sent shivers down his spine. âPeter Benjamin Parker, I am not going to miss my deadline because of a pillow fort. Now, get meâŠto myâŠroom.â With every word you inched closer to him until you were pressed flush against his chest, piercing eyes boring into his soul.
He gulped and didnât found the right words, or any words really, to escape his mouth so he just nodded stiffly. Racking his brain with all the movies he had ever watched, Peter came up with a quick idea. âOkay, how about thisâŠâ As he started to ramble about his plan, you took notice of Thor who was comfortably sitting behind Peter while stretching out his arm with an open palm. Youâve seen that movement far too many times and thus knew exactly what he was doing.
Catching you look at him, he smiled brightly at you while giving you a friendly wave. You waved back and averted your gaze back to your boyfriend.
ââŠSo once Iâm outside, I can easily climb through your bedroom window, open your laptop and turn in the paper for you. Thereâs no way that we could fuck that up, right?â He laughed nervously and you had to suppress your shit-eating grin.
âSorry to disappoint, Pete, but looks like Thorâs already on that case. Donât worry about it.â
With furrowed brows, he whipped around and you could swear you saw his soul escape his body. âThor, NO!!â
But it was too late. Like domino stones, each and every pillow started to collapse and pull the blankets with it. Everything was happening in slow motion as Thor realized what he had done and once Mjolnir was in his hand, he quickly scooped you up and threw you on his shoulder. Peter landed on the other one and with both of you protesting, he ran away from the falling pillows and toward the elevator. Right at the doorway where the paths were lower, he let the both of you fall to the ground, screaming âCRAWL!!â.
Doing as told, you crawled as fast as you could in front of them, ignoring the sharp ache in your ankle but once you rounded the corner, you bumped into a hard chest. It was a very confused Bucky. His hair was tousled, he had a scratch to his cheek and overall looked like he came back from wrestling a bear. In unison, the three of you yelled âCRAWL!!â and he whipped around to lead the way.
It was all for nothing though. The walls around you started to give in and in the blink of an eye, four Avengers were buried under a pile of pillows and blankets.
It was silent for a second, no one comprehended what just happened. In some way, it was like the deadly silence that followed after defeatâa battlefield of buried hopes and duvets.
But you couldnât help it and started laughing.
Of course, it was muffled but you laughed hard. The realization that you had missed your deadline because of a pillow fort that you built with earthâs best defenders was comically genius to you. Your belly shook with laughter while tears brimmed your eyes and you knew you were seconds away from running out of oxygen when suddenly the distinct âdingâ of the elevator caught your attention and your laughter abruptly died down.
Peter caught your eye as he suddenly lookedâŠvery excited? He wasnât sure what part of his biological whereabouts made him feel this spur of adrenaline for being busted, maybe it was the teenage set of rebellious hormones, but it was for sure questionable.
Rising with the others, an all too familiar voice bellowed from the hallway. âWHAT THE HELL.â
A faint âLanguageâŠâ followed and the corners of your mouth quirked up. Dizzily looking around the room, you had to bite back your laughter again.
It truly was like a battlefield. The others were scattered close to you on the ground, still halfway buried under a few layers while sharing silent looks of fear. Well, except for Peter maybe, who looked like he was standing in line for a roller coaster.
The footsteps came closer and within a second, they all stood at the doorway, still geared and everything. As expected, Tonyâs eyes roamed through the room with bewilderment plastered on his face. Steve just portrayed pure confusion whereas Nat and Sam both had an amused smirk dangling on their lips, some might even say they were impressed.
When Tonyâs eyes landed on the four of you, sitting in the middle of the room, looking like lost puppies who had no idea what maniac instincts overtook them to create this beautiful mess, he was speechless. Tony Stark was speechless.
The others glanced at him sideways, anticipating another explosion but instead, he looked like 10 years were capped off his life and he let out a long sigh. ââŠPillow fort?â
The four of you nodded silently. Another moment of silence followed but this time, he had just accepted his fate. Thatâs what he signed up for when he left two men-children and two actual children at home all by themselves. This one was on him really.
When he noticed that the others were staring at him and expecting him to handle the mess, he almost looked offended.
âShe's cryingââ He pointed at you and then Peter. âHe's excited, I'm confused, nothing new. Now are we going or not?â Not waiting for an answer, he whirled around and left the room. Sharing a collective look of confusion, Steve informed with an amused smile. âWeâre going out to eat Shawarma. Letâs go.â He nodded in the direction of the elevator and walked away, Nat and Sam following closely behind.
The room was silent again as Bucky picked himself up and Thor dusted off his clothes, both avoiding each otherâs gaze. It was like nobody wanted to admit or even believe what had happened for the past few hours. Peter helped you up and wrapped your arm around his neck to steady you before leaving a soft kiss on your cheek. You smiled at him and together you walked, or more likely limped, toward the elevator. At the doorway, the four of you halted and turned back around to let your gaze fall on the remains of a fun afternoon. And just like that, it was another Sunday at the Compound.
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this was so much fun to write and if i could make even one of you smile just a little bit with this one, it would absolutely make my day. thank for you reading! iâm playing with the thought of making a mini series just about the chaotic sunday adventures at the compound so a lot of domestic!avengers/au involving boyfriend!peter ofc so make sure to leave some feedback! xx
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John had always been welcome at the Harrisonsâ house; Louise, especially, treated him with warmth and jollity, playing the giddy hostess and feeding him endless helpings of beans and toast, a Scouse favorite that Mimi refused to make. But as the year wore on and his behavior grew more erraticâand more terrifyingâeven Louise was forced to reconsider her opinion. âBy December, he was completely out of control,â recalls Jonathan Hague, who continued to drink and carouse with John almost every night that fall. âWe had learned to drink together, but somewhere along the way he left me in the dust.â Hague attributes Johnâs excess to rage, which crept over him unexpectedly, like the dense Liverpool fog. âHe seemed to be consumed by anger at that stage. He was jealous of other students, resentful about his motherâs death, and frustratedâtrappedâby his situation at school. He was clearly mixed upâjust lostâwith no one willing or able to help him.â John always struck where he knew people would be most vulnerable, âmimicking their accents or a particular disfigurement,â according to Hague. There are countless stories about how John pulled up limping alongside a cripple or insisted on shaking hands with an armless veteran. âMost of his antics were harshâbut harmless,â says an art school classmate. But more than once, a sharp-eyed art student had to rescue John from an imminent beating, or buy a couple of pints for âan enraged neighborâ heâd insulted, as goodwill. Helen Anderson says that âhe was embarrassingly rude to people, hurling insults at them, telling them to fuck off. It was terrible. Most of us eventually got fed up with him.â Friends looked to Paul to control the damage, but it was beyond even his know-how. When John âwent off like that,â Paul usually waited for the storm to pass or humored John to keep him from turning up the heat. And unbeknownst to Paul, some considered his presence in these situations more problem than solution. âIt was obvious that John had big reservations about Paul, too,â says Hague, who absorbed his friendâs harangues during their drinking binges. âEven then, there was great jealousy there. He was all too aware of Paulâs talent and wanted to be as good and grand himself. After a while, you could see it, plain as day: the subtle body language or remarks that flew between them. He wasnât about to let someone like Paul McCartney pull his strings.â In the closing days of 1958, there seemed to be few options that could save John from himself. Julia was gone; Pete Shotton was preoccupied with police cadet training; Geoff Mohammedâs relationship with a cranky coed kept him on a tight leash; even Barbara Baker, his loyal moll, had thrown in the towel and taken up with another young man, to whom she would eventually get married. Everything brought the feeling of alienation into sharper focus. His friendships with Bill Harry and Stuart Sutcliffe provided a respite, although both students were committed to their art. Aside from Paul and George, there seemed to be no one to fill the encapsulating void.
the beatles: the biography, bob spitz
#i don't agree with hague's interpretations of things#but nonetheless#food for thought#the early days#p: john lennon#p: paul mccartney#x: now and then#p: bob spitz
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Fall Out Boy Mania, 1 Listen Review
Guys, Iâm not gonna lie, I was a little worried about Fall Out Boy after Champion came out last year. I didnât think the album was sounding as good as it could be. When they announced it was being pushed back to make a better product, it was as though my heart could beat again. Iâve heard the singles and was a little bummed when the album was only 10 songs. Thatâs short and to the point without a lot of room for error. So how did they do?Â
Below is my Mania 1 listen Review!
Young and Menace. I understand why itâs so divisive in the fanbase, but I freaking LOVE THIS SONG. Itâs a jam. Patrick Stump definitely is beginning the album with the same opening pomp as the last two fall out boy offerings. As an opener, it makes total sense. The placement gives you the feeling that this album is going to be a journey. For a song thatâs nearly a year old, it sounds fresh. Itâs not dated even though it probably should be. The Patrifications during the last minute of the song sound even better with the context that this is a palette cleansing album while also giving you vintage fall out boy. Plus, I love Andyâs drums!
Next up is Champion. Now, those of you who heard my first reaction know that I wasnât a really big fan of Champion when it first came out. I felt like it was an easy ESPN pick up. I understand itâs place. It sounds natural coming after YAM. It keeps the energy. I still love the champion for the people who donât believe in champions line. I canât listen to the song without imagining it being retroactively added to a Rocky montage. Sylvester Stallone, this is the Balboa anthem youâve been waiting for. For all you gym junkies and those that are just trying to reach 30 steps without breaking into a sweat, Champion is for you
Third song and first non single. Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea. Now thatâs a title. I was like, am I missing something? Is this like a Sugar Honey Iced Tea situation? I was like SFRMT doesnât mean anything. Oh well, lemme listen to the song. WHOA!!! I wasnât ready for that intro. Holy crap. Early favorite. The vocals sound like Brendon Urie was in the studio and Patrick was trying to show him whoâs boss. ARE YOU SMELLIN THE ââ. Okay this chorus meant to be screamed by fresh faced teenagers who still believe in emo. âALL MY CHILDHOOD HEROES HAVE FALLEN OFF OR DIED!â GFD PETE YOU KILLT EM THATâS A DISS TRACK. This nigga Pat is singing in French. oh shoot. This song feels like, OH SHOOT BREAKDOWN, it feels like what I imagine elevator music on Planet Cybertron sounds like. Man, donât let Michael Bay hear this song or itâll be in the next ill fated Transformers movie. Dang, freaking jam.
Hold Me Tight or Donât. OK. By far my favorite of the music videos released. Oh wait, Wilson is dope AF though. I like the bounce to this album. Initial reactions are I was right about this album sounding like Infinity on High mixed with ABAP. OF YOUUUUUU OF YOUUUUU. Dang, thats a freaking chorus. I imagine white girls everywhere singing to their friends, heads bobbing side to side, âHold me tightâŠ.or donât.â Yeah this song feels like the one that made the label believe again. BUT WE ALWAYS BELIEVED BECAUSE BELIEVERS NEVER DIE! Dang I took too many hits off this memory is a bar. Pete you havenât lost your pen game. Nigga out here penning Drake songs nowadays. This song is anthemic. These dudes just know how to craft a sing a long. PATRICK IS THERE NO NOTE OUTSIDE OF YOUR RANGE GFD DUDE. Andy, you are a star with the drums, but let me not sleep on Joeâs guitar work. This song has you singing the chorus before youâre even done with the first listen. Definition of an ear worm. I imagine this is going to be a bonus song on Pixarâs Coco
Halfway through and FOB drops my favorite of the pre album singles. This song makes me feel like Iâm driving in Las Vegas with college friends and making memories weâll look back on. Dang. Windows are definitely down. That bass. Peteâs not just a writer, heâs got the groove on this song. CAUSE YOUâRE THE LAST OF A DYING BREED I WONDER IF YOUR THERAPIST KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. Oh man, is this a love song in the most FOB kind of way? Donât let anyone tell them they donât use real instruments anymore. I am a collapsing star with tunnel vision, but only for you. What does that even mean? No one knows what it means but itâs provocative. Patrick, you canât expect to be singing all of these live right? Like your voice will be shot. That guitar riff has me like, ânananananaaaaaâ The bridges on this album have me like, âooh issa bop.â I canât even sing a long to fall out boy songs anymore. I just gotta shut up and hear Pat wail.
Wilson. Okay, have yaâll seen the video? Itâs great. such a meme. now honestly, i hate the way that this song begins. I just hate the vocal melody. But after the second talkin about iâm all in. This song was meant to be put in a California Hot Topic, you know the kind where itâs all emo but everyone is West Coast beautiful? That darker color line is going to be some angsty teenâs senior quote. Do people still need to find someone to teach them how to Dougie? Because this song has that level of groove to it. Itâs the same type of style as like an Americaâs Suitehearts, in the sense of a dense chorus with a great rock to it. Man, after this album, i gotta say, it might be time to bust out the black eyeliner again. Man, i gotta find my skiniest jeans and shrink them again. This album, upon the first 6 songs, is better than ABAP. Wow. HITS. And then the ending is gorgeous
Church. TAKE ME TO CHURCH MAKE ME CATCH THAT HOLY GHOST. They got the organs. Ooh is this a love song? WHOA OKAY PAT. Okay, this song is big but probably my least favorite of the ones so far, however that may be due to the familiarity i have with the previous 6. Just not a lot of lyrical change. But this is Patrick pushing his voice to itâs limits. Okay the second half isbetter OH MY FREAKING GOSH THE INSTURMENTS JUST WENT OUT AND PATRICK SNAPPED AND SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THIS SONG I WILL COME BACK TO THIS SONG WOW. PATRIFICATION CONFIRMED THE FALL OUT BOY MACHINE AINâT BROKE IF YOU WERE CHURCH IâD GET ON MY KNEES CONFIRMED
Heavenâs Gate? HmmâŠ.they must have ran into some of them LDS missionaries. Ooh we got ourselves a what a catch slow jams patrick soul song. have yaâll seen the meme of the woman jammin? imagine Leslie Knope jamming at a black church. That describes how i feel about this song. This song could have been on the end of a SUPER strong episode of One Tree Hill. Like itâs a coda where a bunch of stuff happens. I like the guitar pan to the right ear. Itâs good. Iâm not really sure what pat is singing, but I am enjoying it. Patrick sings like a baptist confirmed. PATRICK WHAT DO YOU NEED LET ME GIVE YOU THE BOOST. Oh man, is this a choir coming??? Oh yes, yaâll are going to be listening to Heavenâs Gate for a while. This is the one that is gonna get you through hard days in the future. This is a song to save someoneâs life.
Sunshine Riptide (feat. Burna Boy). Rap feature? Maybe? Lol the opening line made me laugh. Nigga hit a missy elliot. youâll get it. Thereâs a lot of things going on auditory wise. Okay, this song was made during the same time as Hold Me Tight or Donât. Actually it also gives me the same vibes as Champion too? Whoa, itâs a rasta feature. Oh man, YAâLL NEED TO GET CHANCE THE RAPPER ON THE REMIX GOOD GOD THAT FEATURE JUST PUT ME IN THAT MOOD I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THAT OH SHOOT, THESE NIGGAS TRY BE FALL OUT THE BOYS. Iâm a fan of this one. Yaâll tryna get a nigga to find his XD emoticons and band tees for the last warped tour. Too bad all the singles have been released because this song feels like itâs begging to be put on a CW show like 90210 or Arrow trailer. HIT.
Bishops Knife Trick. Okay Fetzer, what you got for us? Itâs the final song and I feel like Iâve been on a nonstop ride the whole time. Soulful pat? Wasnât ready for it. Itâs also the longest song on the album, clocking in at 4:23. This song sounds like, I canât believe Iâm gonna say what iâm gonna say, it sounds like the album that would have been made in between IOH and SRAR if the others didnât exist. Itâs like both. You wonât get it until you hear it. This is a thoughtful song. I need to listen to the album again with the lyrics so i can appreciate this song more. Patrickâs voice is an instrument. Heâs not a singer in the conventional sense. Sometimes his words donât sound like words. Dang, donât let this album end. Donât let it end. Donât let it end. The last song flows into Young and Menace. Wow, yaâll did you fast. Fall out boy, is the knife trick yaâll revitalizing your sound and your fanbase? Because you most certainly have.
8/10 album. Church was the weakest song on the album, Heavenâs gate was the most meaningful and arguably the strongest
#fall out boy#mania#album review#m a n i a#FOB#believers never die#young and menace#champion#stay frosty royal milk tea#hold me tight or don't#the last of the real ones#wilson#expensive mistakes#church#heaven's gate#sunshine riptide#bishops knife trick
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Björk: Homogenic
Robed in silver satin, luminous against iridescent grey, Björk stares out as us from the cover of Homogenic. Filigreed flowers crawl across the background like frost crystals, mimicking the embroidery on her gown. The Alexander McQueen-designed garment looks vaguely Japanese, with a kimono-like sash; her elongated neck is wrapped in rings reminiscent of those worn by tribes in Burma and South Africa, while her pursed, painted lips smack of Pierrot. Behind narrowed lids, her eyes glaze like camera lenses. The longer you stare into those enormous black pupils, the more adrift you begin to feel. Beneath two tombstone-shaped slabs of hair, she appraises us coldly, her expression unreadable. She might as well be made of waxâor marble.
After the dewy naturalism of Debutâs sepia-toned portrait and the bullet-train rush of Postâs blurry postcard from the edge, McQueen and Nick Knightâs Homogenic cover showed Björk in a way viewers had never seen her before: at once ancient and futuristic, elegant and severe, part warrior queen and part cyborgâa picture of near-perfect symmetry rendered in colors of ice and obsidian and blood. The album followed suit. Trading the playful eclecticism of Debut and Post for distorted, hardscrabble electronic drums and warm, melancholy strings, it showcased a newly focused side of the musician while embracing all of her most provocative contradictions.
By 1997, when she released Homogenic, Björk had been a familiar face to pop fans for a decade. The Icelandic singer and composer had first appeared on many listenersâ radars in 1987, when the Sugarcubesâ surprise hit âBirthdayâ made actual stars out of a quintet whose entire raison d'ĂȘtre had been to lampoon pop. (Her countrymen, meanwhile, had been listening to her since 1977, when she recorded her debut albumâa collection of covers translated into Icelandic along with a few original songs, including an instrumental written by Björk herselfâ at the tender age of 11.)
After a few whirlwind years with the band, she struck out on her own with 1993âs Debut, enlisting Nellee Hooper of Soul II Soul and Massive Attack to co-produce the album. It was a clean break, trading the Sugarcubesâ jangly alt-rock for the electronic sounds then coming out of the UK: house beats and basslines, trip-hop atmospheres, and the rippling textures of experimental techno, which she fleshed out with orchestral strings, big-band jazz, and a smattering of world music. Surprising even her record label, which scrambled to manufacture enough records to keep up with demand, it went all the way to No. 3 on the UK albums chart. On this side of the pond, some listeners were less thrilled with her new, electronic direction: Rolling Stone carped that Hooper had âsabotaged aâš ferociously iconoclastic talent with a phalanx of cheap electronic gimmickry,â adding, âBjörkâs singular skills cry out for genuine band chemistry, and instead she gets Hooperâs Euro art-school schlock.â
Björk paid no heed to critics (including fellow Sugarcube ĂĂłr Eldon, now also her ex-husband) who were dismissive of her burgeoning interest in electronic music. Moving from Iceland to London, she threw herself into UK dance music, soaking up its club culture and collaborating with 808 Stateâs Graham Massey, Tricky, Howie B, and Talvin Singh, among others. She may have come to electronic music as an outsider, but she had good instincts: For remixes, she avoided the usual suspects in favor of some of the most adventurous artists on the scene: the Black Dog, Andrew Weatherallâs Sabres of Paradise, the junglist Dillinja, even Mika Vainio, aka Ă, of Finlandâs scorched-earth analog noiseniks Pan Sonic. Today, the material gathered on her early remix collectionsâ1996âs Telegram and also the lesser-known, cleverly (if not at all succinctly) titled The Best Mixes From the Album Debut for All the People Who Don't Buy White-Labelsâholds up far better than the vast majority of remixes from that era, keenly balancing the songsâ essences with a restless experimental spirit.
Part of that is because Björk never saw remixes as a simple marketing gimmick: Her youthful study of classical music had taught her to think of remixes as a contemporary iteration of the longstanding concept of theme-and-variations. âWhen I think of that word remix, itâs recycled, like trash,â she told Rolling Stone. âBut for me, the word remix means âalternative version.â It is just another word⊠for a variation. Itâs like Bachâhis symphonies were not completely written out so every time he played them, they would be different.â
Björkâs unconventional instincts and her keen understanding of the hidden links between classical and experimental electronic musicâshe had interviewed Stockhausen the year before, in factâguided her on Homogenic, as strange and uncompromising an album as pop music has produced. From the albumâs opening bars, itâs clear that sheâs on to something new. Björkâs approach to electronic music had never been conventional, but it had generally been tuneful, and her beats tended to keep one foot tapping in time to house musicâs reassuring thump. Not so âHunter,â which bobs atop fluttering, fibrillating kicks and snares, its reversed accordion glistening like an oil slick. Aphex Twin had toured as Björkâs opener after Post, and you can hear his rhythmic influence across the album: in the filtered breakbeats of âJĂłga,â âBachelorette,â and â5 Yearsâ; the resonant zaps of âAll Neon Likeâ; and the buzzing, headlong stomp of âPluto.â (The engineer Markus Dravs assisted in the beat-making, as did LFOâs Mark Bell, who co-produced much of the album.) Throughout, drums crunch and sizzle, throwing up little clouds of dust with every impact. And with the exception of the relatively frictionless skip of âAlarm Call,â her beats are far more kinetic than most programmed rhythms, twitching and flexing like fistfuls of cellophane curling open.
After the stylistic zigzags of her first two albums, Björk was determined to create something more focused. âThis is more like one flavor,â she told SPIN of the album. âMe in one state of mind. One period of obsessions. Thatâs why I called it Homogenic.â The working title, in fact, was Homogenous. The Icelandic String Octet, performing Eumir Deodatoâs arrangements along with string parts she had written herself, was the glue that held it all together. The result is a strange, captivating mix of impulses, with seesawing drones exploding into lush, neo-classical passages. You can hear the influence of the Estonian minimalist Arvo PĂ€rt, whom Björk had interviewed for the BBC the year before, on the slow, elegiac string harmonies of âUnravelâ; conversely, the cut-up harp and strings of âAll Is Full of Loveâ faintly mimic the burbling pulses of Steve Reichâs Music for 18 Musicians. âEven though my arrangements are quite experimental, Iâm very conservative when it comes to song structure,â she told SPIN. âSo itâs this beautiful relationship between complete discipline and complete freedom."
Many artists have attempted to fuse dance musicâs rhythms with classical instrumentation; recently, between events like Haçienda Classical (a pops take on the hallowed Manchester dance-music institution) and Pete Tong and the Heritage Orchestraâs Ibiza Classics, the concept seems resurgent. But endeavors like those, and even Jeff Millsâ more highbrow attempts at orchestral techno, nearly always fail; it turns out that DIY electronic dance music and classical orchestras, a format that has barely evolved in over 100 years, are largely incompatible. Björk succeeded where so many others have failed by weaving the two inextricably together into an undulating fabric as flexible and as durable as Kevlar, processing the strings until itâs impossible to tell where the silicon ends and the catgut begins. You can hear the influence she exerted upon a young Alejandro Ghersi, aka Arca, who would go on to collaborate with her on 2015âs Vulnicura; his own musicâs viscous textures and mutating forms would be unthinkable without the example set by Homogenic.
Blanketing the albumâs electronic elements like a heavy layer of snow, Homogenicâs strings give the album a somewhat monochrome palette; itâs a dense listen, and in songs like âJĂłgaâ and âBacheloretteâ thereâs not a lot of breathing room. But those rolling, subtly shaded contours periodically give way to jagged crags and extreme contrasts. This was not accidental: The album was meant as a kind of sound-portrait of her native Iceland. Björk envisioned beats âlike rough volcanoes with soft moss growing all over it,â recalls Markus Dravs, whose percussive sketches formed the rhythmic foundation for her songwriting. âI wanted Homogenic to reflect where Iâm from, what Iâm about,â Björk told MTV. âImagine if there was Icelandic techno! Iceland is one of the youngest countries geographicallyâitâs still in the making, so the sounds would be still in the making.â
Many of Björkâs collaborators over the years have discussed her tendency to describe music in unusually synaesthetic terms: Despite her intensive formal schooling in musicâshe began studying music at five, and was introduced to the work of modernist composers like Messiaen and Cage while still very youngâher studio vocabulary, when sheâs trying to get a point across, leans toward terms like âmore angularâ or âpink and fluffy.â So itâs hardly surprising that she would take formal inspiration from Icelandâs steaming geysers, igneous formations, and other geological features that lend themselves especially well to the visceral textures and rhythms of late-â90s electronica.
But there were also more personal reasons for her shift of focus. After years in London, she had become homesick for the land of her birth. She had traded a country with a population of fewer than 265,000 people for a city of some six million; not only that, she had been through hell and back in the years leading up to the albumâs creation. A string of relationships with high-profile artistsâthe photographer Stephane Sednaoui, Tricky, jungle producer Goldieâhad all fizzled. A physical altercation with a journalist outside Bangkokâs international airport had landed her in tabloids all around the world. And in September, 1996, a 21-year-old Miami pest control worker named Ricardo Lopez, furious about her relationship with Goldieâunbeknownst to him, they had actually broken up just days beforeâassembled a sulfuric acid bomb in a hollowed-out book and mailed it to Björkâs management before locking himself in his apartment, putting a loaded revolver in his mouth, and pulling the trigger, all in front of a video camera while Björkâs âI Remember Youâ played in the background. Police managed to intercept the device with no further casualties, but Björk was left shakenâconcerned for her ability to protect those closest to her, including her son, and conflicted about her own openness with her fans. Returning to Iceland for the Christmas holidays, as she did every year, she fell under the islandâs sway. Inspired by the countryâs landscape, she became determined to make music that expressed a geological essence that was as raw as her own nerves.
You donât need to know any of these details to connect with Homogenic, however; its emotional impact far transcends the biographical footnotes of its making. Lyrically, the record picks up themes she had already explored on her previous two albumsâloneliness; sexual desire; desperate, even defiant love; the feeling of being a fish out of waterâbut her writing is more vivid than ever before. âIâm a fountain of blood/In the shape of a girl,â she bellows in âBachelorette,â and later, âIâm a path of cinders/Burning under your feet.â The song is a kind of epic saga, and Björk has explained that it forms the third part of a loose trilogy with âHuman Behaviourâ and âIsobelââa sort of Bildungsroman about Björkâs own adventures in the wider world.
Many lyrics take place as internal monologues grappling with her own contradictions. âHow Scandinavian of me!â she yelps on âHunter,â a desperate ode to self-empowerment, chiding herself for having believed she could âorganize freedom.â (To Icelandic people, she later explained, Swedes and Danes are hopelessly regimented.) The distorted, minor-key â5 Yearsâ is lovelorn and angryâfor anyone who has ever been stuck in a dysfunctional relationship, is there a more relatable lyric than âYou canât handle loveâ?âwhile âImmatureâ channels broken-heartedness into a kind of empowering self-reprimand (âHow could I be so immature/To think he could replace/The missing elements in me?/How extremely lazy of me!â). Despite the self-flagellation, itâs a quiet, tender song, with a beat carved out of a sigh; its twinkling arpeggios sound like a dry run for Vespertine.
When love turns up on this album, it is almost always something that is over or absentâa missed signal, a sailed ship. But she makes real poetry out of these small, bitter tragedies, and she occasionally even finds hope in them. In the soft, delicate âUnravel,â she sings of her heart unraveling like a ball of yarn while her lover is away. The Devil promptly steals it: âHeâll never return it/So when you come back/Weâll have to make new love,â she sings, in a strangely affecting conceit about the fickleness and resilience of love.
But the main theme running through the album is the wish to rush headlong into a life lived to the fullestâan unbridled yearning for the sublime. âState of emergency/Is where I want to beâ she sings on âJĂłga,â a song dedicated to her close friend and tour masseuse, in which churning breakbeats and slowly bowed strings mediate between lava flows and Björkâs own musculatureâa kind of Rosetta Stone linking geology and the heart. âAlarm Call,â the closest thing on the album to a club hit (the Alan Braxe and Ben Diamond remix, in fact, is a storming breakbeat house anthem) shouts down doubt with the indomitable line, âYou canât say no to hope/Canât say no to happiness,â as Björk professes her desire to climb a mountain âwith a radio and good batteriesâ and âFree the human race/ From suffering.â
If youâre looking for catharsis, you wonât find better than the albumâs final, three-song stretch: Following âAlarm Callâ comes the incensed âPlutoâ:Â âExcuse me/But I just have to/Explode/Explode this body off me,â she sings, launching into an ascending procession of wordless howls as buzzing synthesizers flash like emergency beacons. Finally, the quiet after the storm: The soft, beatless âAll Is Full of Love,â a downy bed of harp and processed strings. The title is self-explanatory, the lyrics wide-eyed, nearly liturgical. It is a song about ecstasy, about oneness, about infinite possibilityâand about letting go.
Björkâs voice is, without question, the life force of this music. You can hear her finding a new confidence on âUnravelâ: The edge of her voice is as jagged as the lid of a tin can, her held tones as slick as black ice. A diligent student could try to transcribe her vocals the way jazz obsessives used to notate Charlie Parkerâs solos, and youâd still come up short; the physical heft and malleability of her voice outstrips language.
Videos had long been an important part of Björkâs work, but they became especially crucial in building out the world of Homogenic. Compared to the sprawling list of collaborators on her first two records, she had pared down to a skeleton crew for this album; working with an array of different directors, though, allowed her to amplify her creative vision.
Chris Cunningham used âAll Is Full of Loveâ as the springboard for a tender, and erotic, look at robot love. Michel Gondry turned âBacheloretteâ into a meta-narrative about Björkâs own conflicted relationship with fameâan epic saga turned into a set of Russian nesting dolls. Another Gondry video, for âJĂłga,â used CGI to force apart tectonic plates and reveal the earthâs glowing mantle below. At the end of the video, Björk stands on a rock promontory, prying open a hole in her chestâa pre-echo of the vulvic opening she will wear on the cover of Vulnicuraâto reveal the Icelandic landscape dwelling inside her. In Paul Whiteâs video for âHunter,â a shaven-headed Björk sprouts strange, digital appendages, eventually turning into an armored polar bear, as she flutters her lids and wildly contorts her expressionâa vision of human emotion as liquid mercury. Her use of different versions of her songs for several of these videos also contributed to the idea that the work was larger than any one recordingâthat these songs were boundless.
Björkâs initial idea for Homogenic was to be an unusual experiment in stereo panning. She imagined using just strings and beats and voiceâstrings in the left channel, beats in the right channel, and the voice in the middle.
Itâs kind of a genius idea: an interactive, self-remixable album, a sort of one-disc Zaireeka, that goes to the heart of the dichotomies that have always made Björkâtheorist and dreamer, daughter of a hippie activist and a union electricianâsuch a dynamic character. And while itâs easy to see why the concept never came to fruitionâthereâs no way such a gimmick could have yielded an album as richly layered as Homogenic turned out to beâit turns out to have been a prescient idea: the direct antecedent to Vulnicura Strings, which excised the drums and electronic elements of Vulnicura and focused on voice and strings alone.
In retrospect, itâs easy to see the way that Homogenic paves the way for later career triumphs like Vespertine and Vulnicura: In its formal audacity and sustained emotional intensity, it represents a phase shift from Debut and Post, fine though they were. Björkâs personality has seen her seesaw between extremes throughout her catalog, and after the shadowy intensity of Homogenic, Vespertine would end up a softer, gentler record. (Björk has said that she envisions âAll Is Full of Loveâ as âthe first song on Vespertine.â) Created in the glow of her nascent relationship with Matthew Barney, it is the domestic album, the comfort album, the beach-house-weekend album. But Homogenic is the one that complicated the picture of Björk, that threw aside big-time sensuality in favor of more volatile forces, revealed a glimpse of her deepest self for the first time.
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