#Perfect mug for her
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harshita1166 · 4 months ago
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Looking for the perfect mug for her? Marffil has a beautiful range of mugs that blend style and quality. Whether it's a thoughtful gift or a charming addition to her daily routine, our mugs come in elegant designs, vibrant colors, and customizable options. Find the ideal match for her personality today! For more details, call 9911036900.
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stevieharringtonwifeguy · 1 year ago
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wayne's newest mug that he gets like the day after eddie and stevie officially start dating:
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viperwhispered · 4 months ago
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Emi Lind moodboard
You can find more information on my yuusona Emi here on the masterlist.
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Image sources will be in the replies.
Tagging @scint1llat3 @diodellet @moonyasnow @bibi-cha
If anyone else would like to be added to the taglist for Emi / jamemi things, just let me know!
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warrior-cats-rewritten · 10 months ago
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Bayshine would be her single parent, if I wanted to be serious about sticking close to canon. Sorrelstripe called Queen's Rights and I'm almost certain she is Minty's little sister in the rewrite. Thriftear is busy as she's taking over Ivypool's Heart and making it her own.
He would find her as a baby and adopt her and she would be his spoiled little princess, Bayshine being a good single father who lives and breathes to make his daughter happy despite whispers about him concerning his own dubious parentage and the fact that's he's still too young, but he refuses to let it get to him the way it made Sorrelstripe nervous. He won't let any cat make him feel bad for finding his lovely daughter and claiming her as his kin.
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sapphire-to-the-rain · 2 months ago
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arrietty’s lionfish look had me and my friend gasping and screaming out loud. hands down my fav look of the night it GAGGED me
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vitiateoriginator · 10 months ago
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Every single day of my life I am missing her
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roboraindrop · 9 months ago
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Movie: Here's a story about an old man named George and his young, beautiful wife who cheats on him with this rugged handsome younger man. The movie wants you invested in their romance.
Me, watching the movie: BUT GEORGE......
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knittinginbinary · 9 months ago
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I got some mugs out of the kiln and learned something very helpful about the new clay I'm using for Grimora, PO3, and Magnificus' mugs. The shrinkage is much more pronounced than the other clay. I ended up recycling 6 or so mugs I had ready to bisque fire because they would've 100% been too small.
Good news is that I have the shade of green for Goobert confirmed and Grimora's mug only needs patience from me.
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mangooes · 20 days ago
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Morning Routines with Sylus
Ever since marrying Sylus, (Name) had perfected the art of slipping out of Sylus’s iron grip without waking him.
She had to—her work started at 7 AM, and he only went to bed at 5.
Carefully, she eased herself out of his embrace, moving like a trained assassin. The moment his arms loosened, she slid away, only for Sylus to stir slightly, his brow furrowing as if already missing her warmth.
(Name) quickly grabbed a pillow and slipped it into his arms. Like a cat seeking comfort, Sylus instinctively buried his face in it, relaxing again.
She stifled a giggle. Too easy.
With her temporary victory, she tiptoed out of the bedroom, heading to the kitchen for her usual morning coffee.
Sitting on a stool, she let out a content sigh as she took a sip—
Only for a familiar black and red mist to suddenly swirl around her waist and coffee mug.
Before she could react, her cup was gently pulled from her hands and placed on the counter.
And then—she was lifted into the air.
"—Hey!" She yelped as the mist effortlessly maneuvered her out of the kitchen, down the hall, and back into the bedroom.
Before she knew it, she was back in bed, wrapped snugly in Sylus’s embrace.
A deep, sleepy chuckle rumbled against her ear.
"Did you think you could escape me so easily, kitten?" Sylus murmured, his voice husky from sleep.
(Name) huffed in amusement, pressing a hand to his chest. "Sysy, I have to work."
"Mmm… no." He buried his face into her neck, arms tightening around her as if she were his most treasured possession.
She sighed, knowing there was only one way out of this.
Leaning in, she pressed a soft kiss to his cheek.
Then another.
And another.
By the fifth kiss, Sylus groaned, reluctantly loosening his grip. "Fine. 10 more minutes."
(Name) laughed, victorious once again.
"Deal." She snuggled into his warmth, knowing full well she’d have to escape again soon.
This was inspired by an art drawing from twitter, and i had to write it as a hc for my mc's version LMAO THIS IS WAY WAY TOO CUTE AND SO SO SYLUS CODED i love marriage life imagines w sylus, i love my man so much i hope u guys could tell
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missdynamighttt · 1 month ago
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can i just say... bf! katsuki is my BIGGEST weakness during ovulation week.
it started this morning when you caught sight of katsuki fresh out of the shower. hair damp, towel slung low on his hips, abs on full display, steam rolling off his skin like he was the main event of your personal thirst trap.
and, okay, that wasn’t new. katsuki was always hot. but today? goddamn, he was ruthlessly, unfairly, painfully hot.
the way he tilts his head slightly, jawline sharp enough to cut? ruthlessly hot.
the way he runs a hand through his damp hair, pushing it back, only for a few stubborn strands to fall over his forehead again? unfairly hot.
the way his voice drops when he’s right out of the shower, grumbling "hey, pretty." ? painfully hot.
at breakfast, he rolled up his sleeves, forearms flexing as he poured coffee, his back muscles flexing and his sweatpants hanging just right. then he smirked at you over his coffee mug, all lazy and cocky like he knew exactly what he was doing.
katsuki leaned against the counter, sipping his coffee, eyes flicking to you as you sat stiffly at the table. "you good?"
you blinked rapidly. "huh?"
he raised an eyebrow, setting his mug down. "i said, you good? you’ve been actin�� weird all mornin’."
you let out a very unconvincing laugh, waving a hand. "weird? me? pfft, no. what? i’m totally fine. why wouldn’t i be fine?"
he squinted at you. "you’re talkin’ too fast."
"no, i'm not," you blurted, voice an octave too high.
his eyes narrowed further. "alright. if you say so."
then, in the most infuriatingly nonchalant way, he stretched, arms lifting over his head, shirt riding up just enough to expose that stupidly perfect v-line that made you wanna take his stupid sweatpants down and show him what else was fast.
was this ovulation? was this what biology had reduced you to? some desperate, needy girl thirsting over her boyfriend for simply existing?
it wasn’t fair. it wasn’t your fault that your biology was telling you that your boyfriend—the one currently standing there, stretching like he wasn’t a menace to your self-control—was the most attractive man to ever exist.
by the time he kissed your forehead before heading out for work, you were trying to hold back.
and now, hours later, when he finally walked through the door, sweaty from the day, you just snapped.
he could barely get an "'m home," before you grabbed his face, and kissed the hell out of him.
it was desperate, almost aggressive. like you were trying to pour everything you couldn’t say into the way your lips moved against his. your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer, your body pressing against his like you needed him to feel it.
katsuki made a noise of surprise before growling into the kiss, hands immediately gripping your waist. "the fuck’s gotten into you—?"
you didn’t let him finish. you kissed him again, harder this time, tilting your head to deepen it.
he chuckled against your lips, all rough and fond. "shit, sweets. you ovulatin’ or somethin’?"
your face burned. "just shut up and let me kiss you."
his grin was cocky, but his eyes—fuck, his eyes were soft. the kind of soft that was willing to do anything for you.
"yes, ma’am."
that was 20 minutes ago. your boyfriend was a man who never held back—not in fights, not in arguments, and definitely not in bed.
"katsuki—!"
your voice hitched, his hands gripping your hips so tight you knew you’d see bruises in the morning.
right now, he had you on your hands and knees, back arched, your cheek pressed against the sheets as he fucked you senseless from behind. every thrust was deep, hard, and his thick cock stretching you in a way that had your mind going hazy.
"fuckin’ perfect," he groaned, voice dripping with hunger. "so tight— s’like you were made for me."
your fingers fisted in the sheets as you turned your head to the side, cheeks burning. "d-don’t say that..."
he let out a rough chuckle, leaning down so his chest was flush against your back, lips brushing the shell of your ear. "what? you don’t like hearin’ how fuckin’ perfect you are? how good you feel wrapped around me?"
you let out a whimper, already flustered from the way he was ruining you, but the words made your body react even more. a fresh wave of heat washed over you, your walls squeezing around him as he cursed under his breath.
"oh, you fuckin’ love that, don’t you?" his tone turned smug. "gettin’ all dumb on my cock, my pretty girl likes hearin’ how fuckin’ good she is?"
you shook your head quickly, a feeble attempt to deny it, but the way you clenched around him betrayed you.
"embarrassed?" he taunted, voice dripping with sin. "bet if i told you how fuckin’ pretty you look right now. mouth all pouty, eyes tearin’ up from takin’ me so deep, you’d clench around me again, huh?"
you whined, squeezing your eyes shut as he punctuated his words with a particularly deep thrust.
"that’s it," he murmured, kissing along your neck. his pace never faltered, each roll of his hips sending you spiraling deeper into pleasure. "so damn cute when you get all shy on me."
you gasped, face burning, but your body betrayed you again, thighs trembling as you struggled to keep yourself upright.
he grinned against your skin, placing a possessive bite on your shoulder before pulling back and snapping his hips into you harder.
"fuck," he growled, voice wrecked. "pussy’s squeezin’ so fuckin’ tight—goddamn, you’re so needy for me. you want more, don’t you?"
you shook your head again, biting your lip to stop the desperate sounds threatening to escape, but he wasn’t having it.
"wrong answer, pretty," he huffed, landing a sharp slap on your ass that had you jolting forward. "you don't want more?"
"i—" your voice came out breathless, barely above a whimper.
another slap, this time accompanied by a punishing thrust that sent you spiraling. "c’mon, pretty girl. use your words."
you were too far gone, pleasure twisting in your core, your head spinning from both the rough pace and his filthy praise. it was too much—too intense, too embarrassing.
"yes... yes, i want more," you mewled, shaking. "please, katsu.. don't stop..."
"that's it. so fuckin’ cute, all flustered while i’m deep inside you. my pretty little thing," he pressed a hot, open-mouthed kiss against your neck, nipping at your skin. "shit, you’re squeezin’ me so tight. i should praise you more often if it makes you this fuckin’ wet."
he was relentless, every filthy word paired with deep, punishing strokes that sent you spiraling. your legs trembled as pleasure coiled tight in your stomach, and he felt it—knew exactly how close you were.
"cum for me, sweets," he ordered, voice rough. "cum all over my cock, c'mon."
and fuck, with that, you did make a hot-white mess—his name tumbling from your lips in a wrecked, needy cry.
katsuki didn’t stop. if anything, he fucked you through it, pressing kisses against your flushed skin.
"such a good fuckin’ girl," he murmured, hips stuttering as he chased his own high. "makin’ a mess all over me—fuck, i’m gonna fill you up real nice."
with a final thrust, he spilled inside you, groaning as he pressed himself as deep as he could go. his arms caged you in, keeping you close as he panted against your skin.
even afterward, when you were still catching your breath, he didn’t stop. his fingers traced lazy circles on your waist, his lips pressing soft kisses along your shoulder. "y'alright, sweets?"
you hummed in response, body still trembling slightly as you melted against the sheets. your breath was unsteady, your skin sticky with sweat, and yet katsuki still held you like you were the most precious thing in the world.
the best damn thing he’d ever laid his hands on.
he leaned down, kissing the top of your head before shifting onto his side, pulling you with him so he could hold you properly.
a low chuckle rumbled in his chest as he kissed your jaw, then the corner of your lips. "knew you liked my dirty mouth, but fuck, baby, you really got off on that, huh?"
your face burned, and you weakly swatted at him. "don’t start."
"but you do," his smile was smug, but his touch was impossibly gentle as he tucked a stray strand of hair behind your ear. "get all shy when i tell you how fuckin’ pretty you are."
you groaned, hiding your face against his chest. "i hate you."
he scoffed, fingers brushing over your spine in slow, soothing motions. "yeah? that why you're still clingin’ to me?"
your body betrayed you, curling into him instinctively, and katsuki’s smile softened into something fonder.
his hands moved over you like he was memorizing you all over again, rubbing at the spots he knew would be sore in the morning, pressing soft kisses anywhere he left marks.
“did i go too hard?” his voice was quieter now, laced with genuine concern. “y’know i’d never—”
you shook your head before he could even finish, reaching up to run your fingers through his messy hair. “no, katsu. you were perfect.”
his eyes softened, and he pressed a lingering kiss to your forehead. “good. and for the record? i meant every fuckin’ word.”
you sighed, smiling despite your embarrassment, and katsuki sees right through you.
“better get used to it,” he murmured, voice dipping into that rough, affectionate tone that always made your heart ache. “ain’t ever gonna stop tellin’ you how fuckin’ perfect you are, sweets.”
and you realized that katsuki bakugo, your relentless, insufferable, painfully hot boyfriend, had always been your biggest weakness. ovulation week or not.
‎‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia ! ]✧˚₊‧ 。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚ ‎‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧
⋆˚࿔ kia's note ˚⋆ ovulation week hitting me hard >< also consider this part two to this fic where katsuki does more praise and reader is shy. hope you guys enjoyed💜💜
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orangeoldsport · 10 months ago
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It is important not to overcrowd the ecosystem in order to maintain the conditions required for the species to thrive
I say to myself as I put the mugs away in the almost overflowing mug cabinet
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phantomrose96 · 9 months ago
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So my mom's birthday was this week and I flew down with Patches to visit her for a few days. Patches, while a verified hater of the airport, really loves my mom's place because there are so many more closets to explore and birds to watch and cobwebs to dust with her stupid little face.
My mom also goes to bed earlier than anyone I know, so for the evenings it was on me to monitor Patches' activity. And she's very good. She's 99% good. She's 1% "could use improvement" good and the 1%, which I'd forgotten about, is tomatoes.
Patches will leave most things alone. (And by "alone" I mean she'll absolutely bitch slap them onto the floor, but they will leave the ordeal with just as many or few surface punctures as they had before the encounter started.) Not tomatoes. Patches has it the fuck out for tomatoes.
So when I noticed her batting something around on the ground I realized that my mom had left a sole, roma tomato in the fruit basket on the counter and it was now experiencing the life cycle of a pingpong ball between Patches' paws.
I take it away from her, like a fucking evil woman, and now I'm like "okay actually, where do I hide this." See at home I have an anti-Patches cabinet, which is for things that have no business living in a cabinet but which WILL have business dying at Patches' hands if left accessible. And this is WEIRD to have such a cabinet but it's my own home.
I'm scanning my mother's cabinets going "is this weird here? can the tomato go in my mother's dish cabinet?" And I briefly consider sticking it in the fridge, as a normal location, but the audacity of altering this tomato's ripening process is an audacity I do not possess. So I go with cabinet. I go with the first eye-level cabinet, which is the coffee mug cabinet, which is perfect because the tomato will not be lost to cabinet purgatory there, since my mom opens it every morning for her coffee. I will simply tell her in the morning that the tomato is there.
Next morning. Seeing as my mother goes to bed at the butt-crack of dusk she ALSO gets up at the ass-crack of dawn. This means I trail down like 2 hours after her with my work laptop and Patches. This is also now her birthday. I'm sharing the sofa with her for a good 15 minutes when I think to myself I'd like some coffee, and I remember I put a tomato in the cabinet. I tell my mom as much. I put the tomato in her coffee mug cabinet.
And the look I get is one I can't really figure out on spot. But she says "Chrissy this is the best birthday present you could have given me" which is a very weird response to the already weird statement "Oh you probably saw, but I hid the tomato in the coffee mug cabinet because Patches has it out for tomatoes."
So I do not at all know how this makes for a good birthday gift. My mom tells me how a week or two ago, she came home unloading groceries. At the end of putting everything away she could not for the life of her find her phone. Absolutely nowhere. She pinged it from her iPad and it started singing. From the fridge. She opened her fridge. Her phone was in the fridge.
A couple days later she lost Ash's collar. Spent three days looking for it. Couldn't remember where she'd taken it off or what she did with it. Showed up in the grass when she remembered she took it off to let him play fetch in the lake.
And then this morning, her birthday morning, she came into the kitchen, made her pot of coffee, opened the cabinet to fetch her coffee mug, and found... tomato. Singular. Tomato in the cabinet. Tomato she had no memory of placing in a cabinet. Tomato she could not possibly fathom having a reason for being in the cabinet.
She was like Chrissy I cried. She was like this is it, time to send her to pasture. She's a harebrained old lady now and there is no coming back from this. She's the lady who accidentally puts tomatoes in the cabinet. Awake before God, standing in the kitchen, signing her life away over this tiny roma tomato. (Roma tomato with little cat vampire teeth marks in it).
I was like oh. No. I put it there. Because Patches was going to commit war crimes against it. I put it there because I did not stop to consider "Will finding a single tomato in the coffee mug cabinet somehow be the very specific thing that undoes my mother this morning?" I put it there out of careful consideration for the life of this tomato, and with no consideration for the extremely esoteric way that a tomato in the cabinet could be received like a horse head in the bed, Godfather style.
We made a salad with the tomato. Happy birthday Mom.
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simonbrain · 6 months ago
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love the idea of reader just trying to fuck all her stress out with a random at the bar before returning back to her mundane life, and simon deciding he's going to keep her instead 🙂‍↕️
the prick doesn't budge when you try to kick him out; instead, he drags you back into bed and works his mouth to loosen you up again, and now you've forgotten why you were trying to haul his ass out of your home.
(you attempted to sound stern while telling him to get out of your house, but he merely chuckled, the sound so raspy and condescending that it stroked a heat within you that you thought was sated last night.
"this is our home. now get your arse back in bed, i'm fuckin' hungry.")
you had to really fist at his hair to pull him off of you, and that only turned him on if the deep groan rumbling out of him was anything to go by—you swear his tongue sunk deeper inside you. he only relented so he could fuck you dumb in the shower after, leaving you with trembling legs and feeling more dirty than clean (atta girl, don't you waste any of tha'—keep it all in).
you blink, and now suddenly you're seated as he spoon-feeds you a nice, hearty breakfast, huffing something like messy girl when toast crumbs get all over your face and the wooden table.
words can't express how flustered you are; you're too stunned to even continue telling the big man who's now feeding you scrambled eggs that he needs to leave. all you feel like you're capable of doing is opening your mouth to accept another spoonful, ignoring the ache you feel between your thighs when you catch his heavy stare and hear a low hum of approval.
then he's leaving (and it's not because of your nagging), muttering something about having to work those mutts to the bone today, all while you're trying to make sense of what's happening. he gives you a sloppy kiss to silence your questions and exasperation, one that makes you feel hot all over and almost melt into a puddle had it not been for the firm grip he had on your ass.
he licks his lips when he pulls back, eyes darting to where your shirt just barely covers where he'd rather be all day than having to go and train recruits. he stares for an uncomfortably long time and before you can speak up, face growing a little hot from the tension, he's turning around to finally leave.
before the door shuts, he says, "be a good girl, ay? see you tonight, birdie."
you're left with your thoughts and feelings of dread and anxiety. there definitely isn't any underlying interest or anything; the freak has fucked your brain out of your head, that's all. you're sure he didn't even mean it anyway. maybe. hopefully.
a drop of his come rolls down your thigh, and arousal shame burns through you. since when did you let one-night stands finish in you?
(your so-called one-night stand came home hungry and pissed, so worked up that he dragged you over to the nearest surface and played with you for a good hour. by the time you had half the mind to tell him about the dinner in the oven—your eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at how much money he had sent you for groceries earlier, nevermind how he got ahold of your account details—he grunted and finally gave your poor pussy a break, scarred mug all slick and flushed.)
good luck when he takes you to meet his mates at the bar a week later, the same bar you brought him home from; the comments from them make you wish a hole in the ground would just swallow you right up.
"pretty thing ye caught, lt," johnny grins, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. he's a bit over the top, ogles your chest too hard, but overall he's... alright. you'd probably notice how perverted he really was if you actually looked at him longer than a few fleeting glances, but his stare is kind of unnerving.
kyle—perfection personified—hums in agreement, a warm smile on his face that puts you at ease. somehow you don't pick up on the ulterior motive behind his gaze running over your body, eyes roaming over your chest more discreetly than johnny but just as appreciative. "pretty indeed. you don't mind sharing, do you ghost?" kyle teases, pretty eyes glancing over at simon, who only huffs at that and shakes his head (much to your confusion).
who the fuck is ghost? you only know big guy and simon.
there's a deep chuckle and your focus flits over to the man seated in front of you, captain john price. if you thought simon was scary, john's a man who demands respect and attention just by being in his presence. "you chose the wrong dog to bring home," john hums, voice deep and gravelly and making you shamefully squeeze your thighs together.
"but that's alright, sweetheart. you have three others now, yeah?" the purr that comes out of his mouth is sinful, and when you nod and stammer out a yes, sir as if you were one of his soldiers and not the sweet girl that simon has brought to his captain, looking for approval of his newest toy, he only smiles.
simon's hand squeezes your thigh underneath the table, trailing upwards, and you're slowly understanding what it is that you've gotten yourself into.
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bi-writes · 8 months ago
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Simon short circuiting when his mail order bride does something kind for him :)) uses her new credit card to buy him his favorite tea and cat treats for bonding with his new baby <3
mail-order bride
simon lets out a deep breath as he slips his boots off. he pulls his tact vest over his head, dropping it beside his shoes before rolling out his neck. he's exhausted. he's been awake for 36 hours at least, and not even a few hours ago, he had been camped out on a rooftop with nothing but his sniper rifle for company.
you pad into the living room, dressed in cute cherry-printed pajamas. little shorts with a matching short-sleeve top, and you smile shyly when you see him standing by the door. your eyes wander a little; you've never seen him with his gear on, and he's surprised you're not more startled by the skull mask he's wearing.
his head darts to the side when he sees the cat hopping along the shelves on the wall. the cat launches itself off the closest shelf, landing on the back of his shoulders and nuzzling along the back of his head before dropping onto the floor to weave between his legs.
"welcome home," you say softly, coming closer, and simon just nods. you reach up when you get closer, slipping your hands under his hoodie to find the hem of his mask. you pull it up gently over his head, smiling a little wider when you reveal his face underneath. he has eye-black smudged around his eyes, but otherwise, your husband looks his normal self, aside from the dark circles under his eyes.
you understand immediately that simon isn't in a good mood. he's irritated, tired, sour-faced and agitated. you smooth your hands down his chest before kneeling on the carpet. simon blinks, confused, but then he watches as you start to unbuckle the holsters around his thighs. you get him undressed enough that he's just wearing his jeans and his hoodie, and he takes your hand gently to help you stand back up. you hook your pinkie around his, guiding him to take a seat on the couch before you disappear into the kitchen.
simon leans his head back against the couch, shutting his eyes gently. to come home to a warm place, one filled with another person, it's frighteningly comforting. he has always come home to the dark. to the heater off and all the rooms empty. to silence and his own terrifying thoughts.
"simon?"
he opens his eyes and sits up a little, blinking the sleep away as you come closer. he hums when he sees you holding a mug, walking slow as you try and keep it steady. you hand him the mug, watching as he takes a slow sip of it.
he shuts his eyes, letting out a shaky breath. it's perfect. he's never told you how he prefers his tea, but it's got just a splash of milk and nothing more. the thoughtfulness warms him more than the drink does, and he curls his toes a little as he tries not to think about it too hard.
"oh!" you smile. "i-i...i filled your car up, and i-i got you something when i went to get a water."
you scurry towards your purse by the door, rummaging through it before you pull out a little crinkled paper bag. you sit next to him on the couch and hand it to him after he sets his tea down on the coffee table.
he reaches into the bag and wraps his hand around a little plastic trinket, pulling it out. he blinks, hooking a gloved finger through the little keychain he's holding. he holds it up, face neutral, but after a few moments, a low chuckle leaves him.
it's a little skeleton, and the bones of it wiggle and dance when he shakes it.
"i...i thought of you when i saw it," you laugh a little, and he watches as the cat hops up onto your lap, moving over your legs to sniff at the little skeleton simon is holding up. after a few moments, the cat reaches up with a paw and smacks the skeleton, watching it shake and wiggle before smacking it again.
"yeah?" simon murmurs, meeting your eyes. "you miss me?"
"y-yes...yeah. w-we missed you."
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emacrow · 10 days ago
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Tim the rejected no.9 2s
"Stop laughing, Babs. I can hear you."
Tim's eye twitched as babs snickered in her wheelchair seat. After saving the missing Bruce. Dick finally realized he wasn't crazy and Bruce Wayne came up with a perfect excuse story for the public to realize that he didn't die.
He'd been researching how to find a replica wig of his hair due to the obvious bright white hair with stardust carefully removed and placed in a plastic bag for anayzling later.
He went to babs' hideout due to Dick, Step, and Duke bursting out in uncontrollable laughter as his No.9 2s wannabe hair color.
It's not like he WANTED This in the first place, but fucking permanent black hair dye doesn't do shit to it, even Harley special hair dye concoction for that red and blue stripes didn't do nothing!
Not to mention the weird fucking behavior that he'd still researching later about from Jason and Damian. He half expected Damian to die laughing on the floor, but he went as stiff as a cement before he could say TTs, his eyes widening nearly comedically before narrowing in straight anger, ran back out mumbling on about something.
Jason went all feral cat in the corner on him. He only took one step in the building from the window and saw his new hair color, then hissed like some perfect replica of a TV static that shouldn't be possible in the human tongue before disappearing back out the window.
He tried cutting it and even shaving all his hair off,but it grew rapidly back to the original length of the rest of his hair in some stardust form of magical girl style.
The bright white hair simply didn't want to go. Thankfully, his eyebrows stayed black, and he could use black wigs when he needed to be Tim Drake.
The great advantage to this was nobody's paid any attention to him while he was going through the wig store as if they didn't recognize him or care for him.
He didn't even get mugged 26 times in a roll when it should've happened, but somehow, the muggers ignored him completely when he was a potential target.
The rogues didn't even recognize him or pay him any attention for a good while besides Harley and Poison Ivy.
He just has to accept it for now... until he went with Batman to tell the Justice League that he was alive and John Constantine staring at him in pure horror.
"How in the Fuck you got a Favor ticket from The Infinite Realm High King?!?"
Part 1 link <-
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enhaflixer · 2 days ago
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dad!enhypen x mom f!reader - enha dilf smut
cw: smut, breeding kink, degradation, 69ing some real filthy some real sweet im ngl 2 u ENHA HARD HOURS MDNI 18+
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𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠
It’s quiet.
Too quiet.
Yuri’s finally asleep upstairs, her stuffed bear clutched in one tiny hand. The monitor hums on the kitchen counter. Snow’s falling outside the windows, crackling gently against the fire-warmed glass.
And Heeseung?
He’s looking at you like you’re dessert.
The second you bend down to put your mug in the sink—sweatpants sliding just an inch too low, the back of your tank top riding up—he’s behind you.
His palm presses flat to your lower back. His hips grind into your ass, and you feel him already hard.
“Baby,” he mutters, voice wrecked. “You wanna be a mom again that bad?”
You laugh breathlessly. “She just fell asleep.”
He leans down, lips brushing your ear.
“Then you better keep your mouth shut.”
Your heart stutters. Your thighs clench.
Heeseung grabs your hips, bends you gently over the kitchen counter, and pulls your sweats down just far enough to expose your soaked panties.
“Oh, you’re ready already?” he says, one brow raised. “Just from me watching you do dishes like a good little wife?”
He strokes one finger up the seam of your pussy, still covered.
You squirm. “Please.”
“Please what?”
“Heeseung—”
“No,” he whispers, kissing your spine. “Say it.”
“Please fuck me.”
He slides your panties aside and pushes in slowly—deep—like he’s savoring it.
You gasp, hands braced on the cold counter, the stretch already making your legs shake.
And he starts moving.
Not gentle.
Not rough.
Just… focused.
Possessive.
Like he’s claiming you all over again.
“Look at you,” he groans. “Tight like it’s the first time. Wet like you were made for me. This pussy’s been mine since day one, huh?”
You whimper, trying not to moan too loud.
The baby monitor glows quietly in the corner.
Heeseung sees you glance at it and smirks.
“You scared she’s gonna hear?” he taunts. “Worried our little girl’s gonna wake up and hear mommy getting bred like she asked for it?”
You moan into your arm. Heeseung growls.
“God, you’re so fucking hot when you’re trying to be quiet.”
He grabs your jaw, pulls you up just enough to hiss into your ear:
“You know what gets me off? Seeing you with her. Watching you tuck her in, feed her, kiss her little cheeks like the perfect mother.”
He thrusts harder.
“And knowing that this is what you need when she’s down for a nap. Knowing I fuck you so good, you leak for an hour after.”
You’re shaking. Crying out now.
There’s slick dripping down your thighs, onto the floor. Heeseung grabs your chin, makes you look at your reflection in the microwave.
“Look at yourself,” he growls. “So messy. So fucked out. You want another one? I’ll fill you up right now. Knock you up again while our daughter’s sleeping upstairs.”
You cum so hard your knees give out.
Heeseung holds you up.
“Good girl,” he breathes. “Now hold still.”
He fucks you through it. Doesn’t pull out.
And when you feel it—that rush of heat, his cum spilling inside you—you moan like it’s your own orgasm.
Heeseung pants against your neck, then presses the softest kiss to your temple.
“That’s how you start a family vacation.”
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠
The baby’s asleep. The monitor’s on. You’re freshly showered, wearing nothing but a robe, leaning against the headboard with your legs tucked up beneath you.
Jay walks in slowly, towel around his neck, hair damp from his own shower. You smile at him, lazy and soft. He looks at you like he’s been starving.
“You shouldn’t sit like that,” he murmurs, climbing onto the bed.
“Like what?”
He crawls toward you, eyes locked on the part of your robe that’s come slightly undone.
“Like your pussy isn’t the only thing I’ve thought about all day.”
You laugh, but your breath catches when he kisses your thigh. Just above the knee. Then higher. Then higher.
“I’m serious,” he whispers, lips dragging against your skin. “Ever since you got pregnant… ever since you gave birth…”
His hands slide under the robe. Push your thighs apart gently.
“You taste different. Sweeter. Thicker. Like wine.”
You stare down at him, stunned. Flushed. “Jay—”
But he’s already kissing your pussy like it’s communion.
Slow, reverent. Like he’s praying.
He moans into you, loud, unashamed. His fingers dig into your thighs, pulling you closer. You feel his lips part—his tongue flatten—and then he’s drinking you like he’s been deprived.
“Fuck,” he groans, breaking away for a second. “You taste like something aged in heaven and bottled for sinners.”
You whimper. Try to close your legs.
He growls. “No. You gave me a child. You really think I’m ever gonna stop tasting you?”
He eats you with slow, devastating focus. Not teasing. Not rushed. Just deep, soft, relentless devotion.
You cum once—twice—he doesn’t stop.
Even when your thighs tremble, even when your hips jerk up, even when your hand grips his hair like a lifeline.
Jay doesn’t stop until you’re crying.
And when he finally comes up, lips shiny, chin wet, eyes dark?
He kisses your stomach.
The stretch marks.
The curve of your softened belly.
The skin he watched stretch around his baby.
“You taste better now,” he murmurs. “Because you’re mine in every way. And I’m never gonna let you forget it.”
𝐒𝐢𝐦 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐮𝐧
He’s been hard all goddamn day.
You’ve been walking around the house in that little tank top, no bra, nipples brushing the fabric every time you breathe. You keep bending over to pick up your son’s toys, bouncing him on your hip like some sweet little housewife. Jake hasn’t had your pussy in a week, and it shows.
Every time you talk to him, his brain short-circuits.
Every time you smile at him, his cock twitches.
Your son Jacob?
Beautiful. Perfect. The light of his life.
Also ruining his sex life.
It’s not your fault. Jake knows that. But he’s still spiraling.
It’s 9:46pm.
The baby’s finally asleep.
You’re barely in the bedroom before he’s on you.
He locks the door. Turns around. And says it—
“Get your ass on the bed before I fuck you against the wall like a rabid dog.”
You blink. “Jake—”
“No. I’ve been jerking off to the memory of your pussy for six fucking days. I came in the goddamn laundry room this morning like a pervert. The second that kid shuts his eyes, I’m in you.”
You’re already backing up. Jake follows, jaw tight, cock fully hard in his sweats.
“You’ve been teasing me all fucking day. Walking around with your tits out like you don’t know what you’re doing. You knew exactly what you were doing.”
He drags your shorts down. Sees your panties. Laughs, mean and low.
“Oh, these are getting ruined. Hope you weren’t attached.”
He kisses you. Rough. Possessive.
Then drops to his knees and spits on your pussy through the fabric.
“Been dreaming about this cunt. Swear to god, baby. You’ve got the kind of pussy that ruins people.”
You’re gasping. Squirming. Already dripping through the cotton.
Jake groans. “Fuck, you’re soaked. You miss this mouth too, huh? Miss being licked until you cry? Look at you—messy and shaking, and I haven’t even pulled the panties off yet.”
He pulls them aside, tongue already out, devouring you like he’s starving.
He’s loud. Sloppy. Mouth wet and wide and relentless.
“Fuck, I forgot how good this tastes. Like candy. Like fucking syrup. Wanna drown in it. Wanna tonguefuck you until you start babbling, baby. Give me that shit.”
You cum in his mouth in under two minutes.
He doesn’t stop.
“You think I’m done? Nah. Not even close. I’m not pulling my mouth off this pussy till your legs stop working.”
“Mamaaaa?”
Both of you freeze.
“Mama, snack please?”
Jake lifts his face from between your thighs, chin soaked. He blinks once.
Then stands up.
Calm. Still. Murderous.
“I’m gonna drop him off at my mom’s.”
You’re panting. “Jake—”
“I swear to fucking god, I love him, but if he interrupts me one more time, I’m going to lose it. I’m on the edge, baby. Your pussy’s dripping, my balls hurt, and my mouth tastes like heaven.”
He pulls his hoodie on. Wipes his face with the sleeve. Grabs his keys.
“Get ready. Because when I get back, I’m going to come in you until you’re stuffed so full you forget your own name.”
He leans down, kisses your pussy one more time.
Smirks.
“Try not to cum without me.”
And walks out the door.
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧
It’s late.
And Sunghoon’s at his limit.
The boys fought all day—chased each other with brooms, cried over identical socks, tried to body slam each other off the fucking couch. He broke up four WWE reenactments, confiscated two folding chairs, and heard the phrase “Spear him!!”more than a Monday Night Raw announcer.
He didn’t even finish his dinner.
Now you’re on your knees, robe slipped off your shoulders, tits swaying as you crawl between his legs with that look in your eye.
He doesn’t speak. Doesn’t smirk. Doesn’t tease.
He just pulls his cock out—already hard—and groans:
“Open your fucking mouth, baby. Daddy needs to forget he’s a parent for ten fucking minutes.”
You moan like you were born for it, lips parting, tongue flat as he feeds it to you inch by inch.
“Goddamn,” he hisses. “That mouth. You’ve been thinking about this all day too, haven’t you? Walking around like my dumb little housewife—cooking for our kids while this tight little throat’s just sitting here. Untouched.”
You gag. Loud. He grins. Dark. Mean.
“That’s it, baby. Fucking slobber on it. I want your spit dripping down to your tits.”
And then—
SLAM. SLAM. SLAM.
“DAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!”
Sunghoon freezes mid-thrust.
You look up at him—dazed, cock still in your mouth, tears brimming.
He blinks.
Clenches his jaw.
Looks at the door.
“DAD!! JAEWON WON’T TAP OUT—HE’S NOT EVEN SELLING!!”
“HE HIT ME WITH THE PILLOW TOO SOFT!! THAT’S NOT A REAL FINISHER!!”
Sunghoon exhales like he’s in prison.
Stares at you. Then back at the door.
And then he laughs. Quiet. Deranged.
“Let them fight.”
He grabs your head in both hands, forces your face down until you’re choking on his cock again.
“They wanna pretend they’re in the ring?” he growls. “Fine. They can wrestle to the sound of their mother being face-fucked.”
You whimper, throat bulging.
“Yeah. Gag on it, slut. Show me how much you missed this. Bet your pussy’s soaked already.”
You’re dripping. Pathetically.
You can’t breathe, can’t think, can’t move—but Sunghoon doesn’t care.
He keeps fucking into your throat like it owes him something, hips snapping rough, deep, relentless.
“Don’t stop. Don’t even think about stopping. They wanna scream through the door? Let them.”
You moan around him—loud. Shaky.
One of your tits bounces against your stomach with each thrust, and he watches it like he’s hypnotized.
“DAAAAAAD!!! CAN YOU COUNT TO THREE?! JAEHYUN’S PINNING ME AND WON’T GET OFF!!”
Sunghoon barks a laugh, head thrown back.
“Yeah, hold on—let me just finish throatfucking my wife so I can come count to three like a fucking WWE ref.”
You gag so hard tears stream down your cheeks.
“That’s it, baby. God, you look so pretty with my cock shoved down your throat. Bet they’ll shut the fuck up if they hear you choking on daddy’s dick.”
You cum untouched.
Right there on your knees, body shaking, soaked down your thighs—just from the way he talks to you. The way you knowhe’s been waiting all fucking day to use you like this.
Sunghoon feels it.
He pulls you off, cock soaked, saliva clinging in strings to your lips. You’re panting, teary-eyed, flushed.
“You done?” he murmurs. “Or you want me to make them wait while I use your pussy next?”
“DAD. I’M GONNA DO A LADDER MATCH OFF THE STAIRS IF YOU DON’T COME OUT.”
Sunghoon sighs.
Looks down at you.
Smiles.
“Five more minutes. Think you can handle it, mommy?”
𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐨
It’s past ten. The house is quiet—finally.
And Sunoo is face down in the mattress, one sock still on, his shirt halfway pulled up his back like he got undressed mid-collapse and gave up.
You close the bedroom door softly. Climb in next to him.
“Long day?”
He groans into the pillow.
“She cried because I gave her the green cup instead of the pink one. Then she screamed when I tried to switch it. She said the bubbles in the bath were ‘too round.’”
You smile, brushing his hair off his forehead.
“And then,” he continues, voice muffled, “she fell asleep on me at six-thirty, woke up ten minutes later, and punched me in the nose. I think she might be feral.”
You laugh softly, kissing his cheek.
He rolls over—barely. One eye open. Face flushed from stress and exhaustion and not getting to touch you for four days straight.
“I need you to ride me,” he whispers.
You blink. “Right now?”
“I literally can’t move.” He stretches his arms out uselessly. “My soul left my body around lunchtime. I need you to do everything. Just use me. Treat me like a toy. I’ll whimper, I swear.”
You bite your lip.
He looks so pretty like this.
Messy. Tired. Desperate.
So you peel off your clothes—slowly, deliberately. He watches through heavy lashes, licking his lips when you tug your panties down.
“Please,” he breathes. “Come sit on it. I’m not even kidding. I think I’ll cry if you don’t.”
You crawl into his lap, straddle him gently, and feel how hard he is already—twitching under the waistband of his boxers. You free him with a soft gasp, stroke him once, twice, then sink down slowly onto his cock.
Sunoo whines.
Like, really whines. Head thrown back, hands twitching against the sheets.
“Oh my god,” he whispers. “You’re so wet. Baby, you’re so fucking wet. And warm. You’re gonna kill me.”
You rock your hips slowly, grinding down, pussy clenching around him with each roll. He’s not moving at all—just laying there, fully at your mercy, biting his lip and moaning so sweetly it makes your toes curl.
“You’re such a good boy,” you murmur, leaning forward to kiss his neck. “Letting me use you like this.”
He whimpers. “You’re gonna make me cry.”
You ride him slow and deep, your tits brushing his chest, his cock hitting just right with every movement. He’s flushed, wrecked, totally silent except for the filthy little sounds leaving his throat.
And when you clench around him hard, he gasps and cries out:
“I’m gonna cum—oh my god—don’t stop, please, baby, I need it so bad—”
You fuck him through it. Harder. Deeper.
He cums with his mouth open, eyes wide, hips twitching under you like he’s about to pass out.
He goes still. Completely still.
Eyes closed. Breathing shallow.
You brush his hair back.
“Sunoo?”
He hums, dazed. “You broke me.”
You laugh, kiss his forehead.
“Do you want water?”
He shakes his head, voice barely audible.
“I want Mirae to sleep till she’s eighteen. Then she can move out.”
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐨𝐧
You’ve never hated your own child more than you did tonight.
You love Noa—of course you do—but after ninety minutes of pure hell (a tantrum about socks, three fake pees, one real one, and exactly zero full minutes of sleep), you’re about ready to throw yourself out the window.
Jungwon—freshly showered, soft-eyed, hoodie sleeves pushed up, licking the frosting spoon you didn’t get to finish?
You’re gonna ride his fucking face until he can’t speak.
He walks into the bedroom, hair messy, voice raspy. “She’s finally down. I think.”
You’re already pulling your shirt over your head.
He blinks. “You okay?”
“No,” you snap, kicking your shorts off. “I’ve been thinking about 69ing you for three goddamn days and if I don’t sit on your fucking face right now I will cry.”
His jaw drops. “Wait—like, now?”
You crawl onto the bed. “Yes. Backward. Full weight. No mercy.”
He’s stunned for half a second—then his cock jumps in his sweats.
“Oh my god.”
“Lie down,” you growl.
He obeys. Flat on his back, head against the pillows, already hard and leaking by the time you swing a leg over his head. You lower your soaking pussy onto his mouth, facing his cock, and his hands clamp onto your ass like he’s afraid you’ll disappear.
“Use my face,” he pants. “Fucking sit on it. I can take it.”
And you do.
You drop onto his tongue, grind down hard, moaning when he licks a fat stripe up your pussy and starts sucking like it’s his first meal in weeks.
You wrap a hand around his cock. He gasps into you.
“This nasty little wife,” you mutter, already jerking him off, “riding your face like she’s trying to drown you. Think you’ll pass out, baby?”
He moans. Loud. Unfiltered.
His tongue is everywhere—in your pussy, on your clit, dragging through your folds while you bounce gently on his mouth like it’s your fucking throne.
You spit on his cock. Loud. Filthy.
It lands on the head, stringy and warm, and you spread it down the shaft while you twist your wrist and sink your mouth down on him in one smooth, practiced stroke.
Jungwon chokes.
He jerks once under you—then groans into your pussy, hips stuttering like he’s going to cum already.
“You close?” you giggle, pulling off with a messy pop. “Already? Poor thing. You just want to fill my throat while I cum all over your face, huh?”
He moans. Loud.
You lick a stripe up the underside of his cock and say:
“What if I squirt all over you, baby? Would you drown for me?”
He nods into your cunt. You feel it.
So you bounce harder. Fuck his face faster. Slurp his cock between your lips like it’s your favorite flavor and moan around him when his tongue flicks just right—
You cum first.
Hard.
Your thighs squeeze his head like a death grip as you cry out, leaking into his mouth while he keeps licking, tongue working you through it while his hands pull your ass down, grinding you onto him.
You don’t even give him time to recover.
You suck his cock deep—down your throat, swallowing him whole until he cries out into your pussy and cums down your throat so hard you choke.
You swallow.
Keep sucking.
He whimpers.
When you finally lift off his face, he’s wrecked.
Mouth glazed in your slick, lips swollen, chest heaving.
You wipe your chin, swing around, and lean down to kiss his cheek.
“Next time, you better ask for it. I’m not gonna be the only one begging.”
He blinks. Tries to speak.
Fails.
You smirk.
“Sweet dreams, husband.”
He falls asleep with your taste still on his tongue.
𝐍𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐑𝐢𝐤𝐢
The house is quiet. Monitor glowing faint on the nightstand. Just the sound of your breathing and the rustle of sheets as you look up.
He’s already shirtless. Grey sweats sitting low, waistband dipping under sharp hips. Hair messy from running his fingers through it, still flushed from cleaning up the kitchen, checking the monitor twice, pretending he wasn’t aching the whole time.
You blink sleepily.
“Come to bed, Riki.”
He doesn’t answer right away.
Just walks to the edge of the bed, climbs in behind you, and presses himself against your back—body warm, hard in all the places that count. His hand slides under your shirt and cups your belly. Not your tits. Not between your legs.
Just your belly.
“I miss this,” he murmurs. Quiet. Low. Dangerous.
You pause.
“You miss what?”
He kisses the back of your neck.
“When you were pregnant.”
Your breath catches.
“Riki—”
“You were glowing. Round. Always out of breath. So soft and full and mine.”
You shiver when his hand slides down—slow, reverent—and presses between your legs.
“Your body knew what I wanted before you did,” he whispers. “Now it’s empty. And I want it full again.”
You turn around to face him.
He’s already hard, pressing up against your thigh. His eyes are wild now, lips parted, flushed all the way to his ears.
“You want another baby?” you ask, barely able to breathe.
He nods once.
“I want you pregnant again, baby. I want you leaking, glowing, begging me to slow down because I won’t stop fucking you.”
You moan.
He flips you onto your back without warning, dragging your panties down, pressing his cock against your soaked entrance.
“You’d look so pretty round again. Tired all the time. Needy. Can’t even ride me properly without whining about your hips.”
You gasp as he slides in, slow and deep and possessive.
“Fuck—Riki—”
“Don’t worry,” he grits out. “I’ll fuck it into you slow. Make sure it takes.”
His thrusts are smooth, devastating. One hand gripping your waist, the other sliding under your shirt to palm your tits.
“These got so big when you were carrying,” he whispers, biting his lip. “So heavy. You hated it. I loved it.”
You whine—louder now. He smiles.
“God, you like it too, huh? Getting knocked up? Being so full you can’t think straight?”
“Yes—fuck, yes—”
“You’re so ready for it,” he moans. “Already dripping. Your pussy’s so greedy, baby. She knows what I want.”
He fucks you harder then. Deeper. His pace messy and obsessive.
When he cums—hot and deep and shaking—he doesn’t move.
Just stays buried inside you, breathing ragged, holding your hips like he can will it into happening.
“Keep it,” he murmurs, kissing your temple. “Don’t let it go. I wanna see you big again.”
Your fingers tangle in his hair, tugging him down into another kiss.
He groans.
“I’ll give you as many as you want. Just keep letting me ruin you like this.”
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