#Percival What The Fuck
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mochasucculent · 2 months ago
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Some ye olde Percys from when I first watched Vox Machina (we are currently watching season 3)
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blorbologist · 3 months ago
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Incredible juxtaposition of Pike screaming MY TIT!!
vs. well. in slowmo:
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barefeet-only · 2 months ago
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You know I see plenty of fics of Arthur and the Knights being impressed by all the insane amount of power that Merlin has, but I think we need to go to the other end of the spectrum.
We need fics of Arthur not being impressed by sorcerers cause Merlin just sets the standard so high.
Like someone throws a fireball? Big whoop, Merlin brings lightning from the heavens.
Some witch is controlling a magical beast? Congrats but Merlin can literally create life from nothing.
None of the Knights have any gauge for how hard magic is because Merlin is just built different. They have no context for how insane the stuff their friend pulls off is and just think that’s normal.
Bonus points if they think that Merlin isn’t even really all the good at magic, just capable of simple tricks.
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aj-lenoire · 3 months ago
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i reckon these two crazy kids are gonna be okay
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jonsnowunemploymentera · 4 months ago
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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....
Oh yes he would!
One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014
GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017
In fact he already has ☺️
#asoiaf#jon snow#yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo#I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre#he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium#the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap#at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists#but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy#he LOVES a good epic#he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi#and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf#the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations#almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role#and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf#like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit#ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc#did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life#funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja#grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them#never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists#like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh
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winn-wynn · 3 months ago
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Does anyone remember the little animation In a Heartbeat?
I just remembered it and honestly, perciver
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nowyoursoulisforfeit · 2 months ago
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It’s my humble opinion that we need more Perc’ildan fics with Percy being his awkward, inexperienced self in romantic situations.
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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago
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A compilation of my favourite Perc’ahlia lines because I’m such a sucker for them:
“She is my heart and my judgement and the future that I have chosen.” (Percy)
“Darling, take the mask off.” (Vex)
“Every time I thought I would sink, I would see your face- your face, the first time I truly lost control, and you told me to take off the mask.“ (Percy)
“You're a good person and you're not broken anymore. All right? We're filling each other's gaps. We'll be the glue.“ (Vex)
 “Never forget you’re my favourite.” (Percy)
“I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.” (Percy)
“Nice shootin’, stud.” (Vex)
“You’ll have to amend that one name, just to be fair. It’s Lady Vex’ahlia. Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt.” (Percy)
“My heart is someone else’s.” (Vex)
“I should have told you: it’s yours.” (Vex)
“There was a hole in my heart, and I truly believe the only reason I didn't perish from it was because you were holding my heart so tightly. I thank the gods I gave it to you. It is yours, forever and always.“ (Vex)
“I just scream, I scream.” (Vex)
“I need you here now, I need you here.” (Percy)
“You still have a little blood behind your ear.” (Vex)
“But I don’t want to be here if you’re not. Whitestone still needs you, darling. I still need you here.“ (Vex)
“You’re far too wonderful for an idiot.“ (Percy)
“He’s married, to me, and I will cut you.” (Vex)
“You have given me a future I had cheaply sold away.“ (Percy)
“You allowed me to be a part of the thing that you hold dearest. And I was so proud.“ (Vex)
“Vex, I heard you. It was the only thing I heard.” (Percy)
“Were you going to fight the Raven Queen for me?” (Vex)
“I promise to walk into the future with you. I promise to build a family with you. And I promise to always be here for an adventure with you.“ (Percy)
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unfinishedrambles · 2 years ago
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tfw they sneak like half of the iconic ship moments into 20-ish minutes and give me a heart attack
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dawnstudies · 7 months ago
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Everyone please, just hear me out:
*big inhale*
Perciver
Thank you for coming to my ted-talk.
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mechaness · 6 months ago
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"Where you go, I go."
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zoriac · 2 months ago
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What was going through Wilson’s head when he hung up WX-78s skeleton corpse on the wall and put underwear on it
Loneliness really gets a man 😔🙏
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blorbologist · 3 months ago
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"I thought I lost you."
"I'm here Vex'ahlia."
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THE WAY HE FUCKING HUGS HER SO TIGHT I SCREAMED -
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kamacosmos · 4 months ago
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very quick doodle but i gave him more prominent heels :)
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way to rip my fucking heart out. ow.
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hypixeluhc · 5 months ago
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i k-k-k-k-kissed the s-s-s-s-syringe
aka: he invented the booster shot and i think he was of very sound mind while doing so and he Definitely got it right the first time
the text on either side of him is the lyrics to p.h. by seventhlinks
variations and other shit under the cut
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