#Percival What The Fuck
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Some ye olde Percys from when I first watched Vox Machina (we are currently watching season 3)
#vox machina#percy de rolo#critical role#the legend of vox machina#percival de rolo#clapping cheering hooting hollering at s3 ep3#fanart#could not get his face right in any of these but i still like how his hand turned out in that first one#real 'yknow what fuck you' *revs my hand like a lawnmower* type beat
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Incredible juxtaposition of Pike screaming MY TIT!!
vs. well. in slowmo:
#“you saved me... twice” she saved him.... twice........#WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME??????????????#ITS 4:20 AM AND I AM FUCKING HIGH OFF ~THEM~#critical role#cr spoilers#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#perc'ahlia#percahlia#tlovm s3#THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM OH MY GOD#vex'ahlia#percival de rolo
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You know I see plenty of fics of Arthur and the Knights being impressed by all the insane amount of power that Merlin has, but I think we need to go to the other end of the spectrum.
We need fics of Arthur not being impressed by sorcerers cause Merlin just sets the standard so high.
Like someone throws a fireball? Big whoop, Merlin brings lightning from the heavens.
Some witch is controlling a magical beast? Congrats but Merlin can literally create life from nothing.
None of the Knights have any gauge for how hard magic is because Merlin is just built different. They have no context for how insane the stuff their friend pulls off is and just think that’s normal.
Bonus points if they think that Merlin isn’t even really all the good at magic, just capable of simple tricks.
#bbc merlin#Merlin#arthur pendragon#knights of the round table#lancelot#gwaine#percival#Leon#even better all the sorcerers are just screaming in the background like what the fucks#this isn’t fair#why are they like this#why is he like this#I’ve trained my whole life to be able to do magic and this twink just says nuh uh and stops it?#where is the justice for all my years of hard work
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i reckon these two crazy kids are gonna be okay
#they're FOR SURE fucking in the third episode again#the legend of vox machina#percahlia#vex'ahlia#percy de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#aj watches vox machina#aj watches#percy's interest in the dragon scales presumably is foreshadowing something but i have no clue what bc i don't watch critical role
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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....
Oh yes he would!
One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014
GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017
In fact he already has ☺️
#asoiaf#jon snow#yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo#I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre#he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium#the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap#at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists#but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy#he LOVES a good epic#he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi#and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf#the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations#almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role#and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf#like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit#ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc#did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life#funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja#grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them#never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists#like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh
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Does anyone remember the little animation In a Heartbeat?
I just remembered it and honestly, perciver
#percy weasley#oliver wood#perciver#harry potter#in a heartbeat#that little show was super cute#is it a video?#idk what to call it cause I’m dumb as fuck
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It’s my humble opinion that we need more Perc’ildan fics with Percy being his awkward, inexperienced self in romantic situations.
#you cannot tell me that man has fucked#there is no way and he doesn’t know what he’s doing#critical role#critical role tlovm#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#tlovm#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#vax#vaxildan#vax’ildan#percy x vax#perc’ildan#percildan#percildan headcanons
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A compilation of my favourite Perc’ahlia lines because I’m such a sucker for them:
“She is my heart and my judgement and the future that I have chosen.” (Percy)
“Darling, take the mask off.” (Vex)
“Every time I thought I would sink, I would see your face- your face, the first time I truly lost control, and you told me to take off the mask.“ (Percy)
“You're a good person and you're not broken anymore. All right? We're filling each other's gaps. We'll be the glue.“ (Vex)
“Never forget you’re my favourite.” (Percy)
“I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.” (Percy)
“Nice shootin’, stud.” (Vex)
“You’ll have to amend that one name, just to be fair. It’s Lady Vex’ahlia. Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt.” (Percy)
“My heart is someone else’s.” (Vex)
“I should have told you: it’s yours.” (Vex)
“There was a hole in my heart, and I truly believe the only reason I didn't perish from it was because you were holding my heart so tightly. I thank the gods I gave it to you. It is yours, forever and always.“ (Vex)
“I just scream, I scream.” (Vex)
“I need you here now, I need you here.” (Percy)
“You still have a little blood behind your ear.” (Vex)
“But I don’t want to be here if you’re not. Whitestone still needs you, darling. I still need you here.“ (Vex)
“You’re far too wonderful for an idiot.“ (Percy)
“He’s married, to me, and I will cut you.” (Vex)
“You have given me a future I had cheaply sold away.“ (Percy)
“You allowed me to be a part of the thing that you hold dearest. And I was so proud.“ (Vex)
“Vex, I heard you. It was the only thing I heard.” (Percy)
“Were you going to fight the Raven Queen for me?” (Vex)
“I promise to walk into the future with you. I promise to build a family with you. And I promise to always be here for an adventure with you.“ (Percy)
#all the ways the say ''i love you'' without saying it <33#the ship of all time. fr.#didn't you hear? they literally invented romance#if it doesn't take 70+ 3 hour long episodes for them to first kiss each other then what's the fucking point#the most well built relationship i've actually every seen#they mean so so SO much to me#it's all the little moments that mean so fucking much#you can literally watch them fall in love in real time#they have an *oh* (italicized) moment! a real fucking *oh* moment!!! like?!??#this fully married couple with 5 kids is in such a slowburn portion of their relationship i feel like i may start breaking shit#relentlessly posting perc'ahlia#perc'ahlia#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#vex'ahlia#vex'ahlia de rolo#putting his full name just for the fuck of it#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#critical role#cr1#vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#the legend of vox machina#andis thought geyser
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tfw they sneak like half of the iconic ship moments into 20-ish minutes and give me a heart attack
#perc'ahlia#the legend of vox machina#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 2#percy de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#vex'ahlia#what the fuck. what the FUCK.#season 2 episode 8 the echo tree was written for US specifically#i KNEW we would get the arrow right before saundor if we didn't get it right after sunken tomb#rip an evening of unbridled guilt tho you'll always be famous#god they're giving us absolutely everything i am LIVING for this arc#sometimes vesper memes
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Everyone please, just hear me out:
*big inhale*
Perciver
Thank you for coming to my ted-talk.
#perciver#percy weasley#percy weasley: what an icon#hp canon divergence#oliver wood#idiots in love#ineffable idiots#shipping#my otp#otp#because they deserve the world#like JKR can do whatever the f she wants this shit is still canon#fuck jkr#jk rowling#anti jk rowling#anti jkr#screw jkr#fuck jk rowling#hp headcanon#percy weasley headcanon#headcanon#love
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"Where you go, I go."
#persiens#nasiens#percival#4kota#4kota fanart#mokushiroku no yonkishi#BOY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR#also i cant be the only one whose brain got rewired when perci grabbed nasiens by the hair#like damn son! ok! ok!#aaah nasiens in elaines dress (or similar one xd) is always#*chefs kiss*#fairy queen blanchefleur#the most beautiful fairy#i like the idea of soft baby blue wings#shes so cute aaaaah#my art
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What was going through Wilson’s head when he hung up WX-78s skeleton corpse on the wall and put underwear on it
Loneliness really gets a man 😔🙏
#dst wilson#dst wx78#dst woodrow#dst#what the fucks wrong with him#why’d he do that#skeleton#screenshot#don’t starve#don’t starve together#dst game#wxson#TECHNICALLY#wx 78#Wilson#wilson percival higgsbury#wilson p higgsbury#WX-78 x Wilson#IT COUNTS HE HUNG THEIR SKELETON UP AND PUT UNDERWEAR ON IT
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"I thought I lost you."
"I'm here Vex'ahlia."
THE WAY HE FUCKING HUGS HER SO TIGHT I SCREAMED -
#SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMS I FUCKING SQUEE'D IRL AND FREAKED OUT THE CATS OH MY GOD WE ARE SO FED YOU GUYS#critical role#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#cr spoilers#tlovm s3#update: cats so freaked out they got zoomies and are bouncing off the walLS WHAT HAS PERC'AHLIA DONE TO THEM. TO ME???#perc'ahlia#percahlia#vex'ahlia#percival de rolo#tlovm liveblog
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very quick doodle but i gave him more prominent heels :)
#percival#granblue fantasy#gbf#percival gbf#kamacosmosart#i dont know what possessed me to want to suffer and attempt his armor but i'm never drawing his fuck ass armor again#if i do i will be simplifying it to hell and beyond....
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way to rip my fucking heart out. ow.
#this is about#the legend of vox machina#percahlia#OW????#FUCK.#AND FUCKING#vaxleth#????#what the FUCK#WHAT THE FUCK.#I AM FUCKING CRYING.#OUGH....#lovm#lovm s3#percival de rolo#love how we get percahlia smut pike x scanlan angst AND FUCKING KEKE AND VAX ANGST#FUCKING SHIT DUDE#also vax and percy seeing each other in the fucking hall#THE FUCKING QUICK FRAME SHIFT IN PERCY'S EXPRESSION#god that was gold#also bro. when are the next episodes coming out#AND NOT TO FUCKING MENTION THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS WITH KINGER LORE?????#HELLO?????#fucking CHRIST#I'm not okay#/pos#original post#samantha screeches
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i k-k-k-k-kissed the s-s-s-s-syringe
aka: he invented the booster shot and i think he was of very sound mind while doing so and he Definitely got it right the first time
the text on either side of him is the lyrics to p.h. by seventhlinks
variations and other shit under the cut
#needle cw#eyestrain cw#do i put this in the main tags#bcs like its a little fucked up#hmmmmmmmmmmm#i dont wanna be the guy thats like “i put the needle and eyestrain cws on it therefore i am not liable”#bcs thats dumb#but also im so so so so proud of this#ok i made up my mind#im a big boy#dont starve#dont starve together#wilson percival higgsbury#wilson dst#i put him in a situation#this cannonically happened in my head btw this is exactly what happened when he invtented the booster shot#aaaaaaaaaaand post#frances moves their wrist what will they do
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