#Pepp-Oh

[pizzarink]

him 😋

[lultimagoccia]

It’s magic anon time once again! This time Peppino and Fake Peppino will swap bodies for as long the mun wants the m!a to be.

... how very peculiar indeed! to awaken and feel such ... stillness, within themselves. their body no longer shifted and turned, but remained relatively inert save for the flex and movement of soft tissue beneath its dermis — which ITSELF was rather less pliant than usual.

and much hairier.

muse sat themself up in what was not his safe and comfortable nesting place, surrounded by their kin, but a human bed. and not even a very soft or clean one. such mysteries abounded, and he'd only just awoken!

MARVELOUS!

his inquisitive mind was immediately piqued, chasing this series of occurrences around their thoughts as they picked himself up on his hands and feet to lope over the edge of the bed ... aaaand immediately faceplanted, introducing a sharp PAIN in their face and the taste of metal in their mouth, which spilled in a dark red deluge from their nose and mouth where they'd bitten their tongue. they'd been expecting their arm to extend to the length needed to dismount the bed, but of course, this had failed to occur.

they would need to relearn the basics of movement again, the thought greatly exciting them. they hadn't had to learn a new skill in so LONG, the challenge presented thrilling them as they attempted to stand on legs which swayed and shook terribly. his center of gravity was different, and the lack of plasticity in this body meant he could not so easily readjust how he stood to keep from pitching over.

he toddled across the floor towards the door, an uncharacteristic smile plastered across peppino spaghetti's face as muse piloted his body.

( meanwhile, elsewhere ... )

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA — !! "

[citrusinicake]

unironically one of the best things to happpen to me after getting into lifesteal is that the songs i usually listen to actually match the vibe i associate with the server

[rhysepoof]

Sweet Moments (ModernAU!Jayvik x Reader)

Oh thanks for reading the 2 am ramblings of a coping depresso espresso bean that is me. This is me trying to get back into writing fics so it might be meh...but anyways enjoy you Jayvik lovers! Please do comment and send an ask if you'd like to see more/ what you want me to try and write hehe 🫡(Will probably be starting to write the stuff in this post I made before lol)

From the perspective this is written, i think it should be quite ambiguous the gender of the reader...I think...It also ends kinda suggestively

For the AO3 readers

Word Count: 650

You know one might think that having two boyfriends is better than one, the more the merrier kinda thing you know? And yes, in your case, for the most part it is until you realize that having two scientific genius inventors for boyfriends comes with the fact that they take long nights in the lab, or perhaps in Jayce’s garage, building and fixing projects than they do in their own rooms.

But then, there comes the crash days. Where, after spending too many hours working, the boys end up crashing and falling asleep either at their work stations, or in the living room. It does end up giving funny moments that you managed to keep in your phone. A picture of Jayce asleep in front of the fridge, forehead stuck to the door and drool coming out of his mouth. Viktor asleep on the workbench in the garage holding onto a long cooled coffee in his mug.

But the cutest they’ve been are during the times they crash on the couch placed in the garage. Placed there by her own suggestion so they can remember to take a break every now and again, and for Viktor to have a comfortable place to rest at for his leg. You managed to catch them both asleep on the couch, Viktor on top of Jayce and after placing a blanket on them, you snapped the picture that to this day is your lock screen wallpaper.

Though lacking in knowledge of the sciency techy part of these two’s work, you are able to contribute in ways that the boys appreciate, even if they forget to say it. One of the biggest contributions being the treats you bake and bring for them.

Some of which you are carrying now, some muffins and cookies with sandwiches as well, you found that sandwiches would be the best choice as they won’t need heating up and the boys can just grab one quickly. 

”Darling, you know you don’t have to bring us food all the time” Viktor says.

”It’s alright Vitya, I love making them for you two, I don’t want you to die of starvation”

”HEY, we eat food-” Jayce chimes in from behind you.

With a quicK turn of the head and a slap to his bicep you interfere, “Talis, cereal and cup noodles are NOT a good source of daily nutrients for heaven’s sake”

Feigning being hurt Jayce clutches his arm and dramatically falls back, “OWwww how you wound meee oh nooo I might dieeeee” 

You roll your eyes and hear Viktor’s chuckle, “And don’t even get me started on you Viktor, you need to get some more rest, your eyebags grow everyday, I might come back and you’ve become a raccoon!”

”Alright alright mom, we’ll get some sleep and eat but first” Jayce grabs the container of food and sets it on the table, then picks you up at the same time, earning a yelp from you.

”JAYCE PUT ME DOWN!” You fight, thrashing against his arms.

”Nope!” He laughs, before heading towards the couch where Viktor watched, amused, “Bedroom?” Jayce asks, to which Viktor gets a glint in his eyes, “Why not it’s been a while hasn’t it?”

”Guys! I just made those cookies an hour ago!”

Viktor laughs and takes the container of goodies from the table, “Guess they’ll be coming with us then”

With that, Jayce and Viktor head to the door out of the garage and head upstairs to Jayce and Viktor’s shared bedroom, where Jayce lets Viktor get situated on the bed first and then places you gently on the bed.

“You take such good care of us darling, let us take care of you” Viktor whispers in your ear, before grabbing your chin and gently kissing you while Jayce peppers soft kisses on your neck.

”Now just relax darling, and let us do the rest of the work”

Oh thanks for reading the 2 am ramblings of a coping depresso espresso bean that is me. This is me trying to get back into writing fics so it might be meh...But anyways enjoy you Jayvik lovers! Please do comment and send an ask if you'd like to see more/ what you want me to try and write hehe 🫡(Will probably be starting to write the stuff in this post I made before lol)

[chris-hallelujah]

Trip to Boston | c.s.

Summary: Reader goes back to Boston with the triplets and meets their parents for the first time. Chris and Reader spend the night in his small childhood bedroom.

Warnings: foul language, sex (p in v), getting caught kind of?

Word Count: 789 words

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A long day of traveling from LA to Boston had the triplet brothers bickering like no other. Matt drove with Nick in the passenger and you and Chris side by side in the back. Their arguments were no match for your noise canceling ear buds. You fidgeted with the tie on your sweatshirt anxiously as your nerves grew. Today you were going to be meeting Chris' parents for the first time and you were terrified. There had been a few times where you talked to Jimmy and Mary Lou on the phone but this was different. You were going to be staying in their house for a week. Chris noticed your fidgeting and took your hand in his, squeezing it reassuringly. He knew you were nervous to meet his family despite his constant comforting words.

As the car pulled into the driveway of the Sturniolo family home, you felt your stomach turn. The boys quickly scrambled out of the car and you followed behind as Chris guided you into the house. The door opened and Mary Lou's excited face greeted you all. "My babies are home!" she squealed excitedly. Nick hugged his mom and then Matt before they both got distracted.

"Trevor!! C'mere buddy!!" you heard Matt yell.

Chris let go of your hand and hugged his mom tightly. "Hey Ma," he kissed her on the cheek and turned to you, "this is y/n." He gave you a reassuring smile and placed his hand on your lower back. Mary Lou gave you a warm smile and pulled you in for a hug.

"Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you, sweetheart!" she spoke sweetly. It was a relief to feel the warmth and welcoming vibes in the room. Chris smiled widely watching his two favorite women instantly having a connection. "I know you all have been traveling all day and it's late. Why don't you all get some rest?" Mary Lou suggested. Nick and Matt dispursed through the house and Chris led you to his childhood bedroom.

You giggled softly at the small bed, "Gonna be nice and cozy here, huh?" He chuckled setting your suitcases down in a corner on the floor. His hand wrapped around your waist.

"Guess we're going to have to be pretty close," he growled in your ear sending a shiver down your spine.

And that's how you ended up underneath Chris in his childhood twin bed as he rolled his hips into yours. His actions were careful and intentional as to prevent the old bed from creaking as much as possible. The silver chain around his neck dangled in your face but neither of you noticed. It may be cold outside but your bodies were heating up the room and each other. As Chris thrusted into you, your nails trailed scratches like artwork on his back. A slight change in angle caused Chris' tip to graze a special spot inside you. "Oh!" you gasped out a bit too loudly. His hand quickly covered your mouth and your eyes widened.

"Gotta keep quiet for me, hm? -fuck- We don't want anyone hearing you," he whispered in your ear with a smirk. His eyes locked into yours as whimpers escaped from beneath his hand. You were never known as the quiet type. Your eyes rolled back in your head as your stomach started to tighten. Chris removed his hand from your mouth and slithered it down in between your legs.

"Chris!" you gasped out, "I can't!" A moan left your lips cutting you off.

"Figure it out," he grumbled as his thumb worked on your clit. The pleasure you felt filled your body to the brim and you clung onto Chris biting down on his shoulder in an attempt to stifle your moans. A groan left Chris' mouth as he released with you, "Fuuuuck, there you go, ma." After he rode out both of your highs, he collapsed on top of you burying his head into your shoulder, peppering it with soft kisses as you both tried to catch your breath.

the next morning

You took a seat at the breakfast table next to Matt. "Morning," you smiled.

He looked at you and chuckled, "Morning. Long night?" Your eyes widened a bit but you tried to play it off and gave him a confused look. Another chuckled past his lips as he saw your face. He pointed up to the corner of the ceiling, "See that vent up there? Old house, old vent systems. Chris must've forgot that our rooms have connecting vents." Your cheeks deepened in color. When Chris walked in just at the right time to see you and Matt looking at the vent he winced slightly as he made the connection.

[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

[aimless-aimz]

hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey. im gonna be evil. im gonna fucking microwave myself. aough. oh. oh. my god. is this trench warfare? is this me taking a shot at you and then you throw me a grenade killing thousands? this is war./silly ough my god. they hit the fucking morugon. good lord. points at my screen. I KNOW THAT GUY....

@aimless-aimz those thangs are thanginggggggggg

[bucky-barnes-lover]

Kinktober day 11: Public sex

Fic: Bucky Barnes

Warnings ⚠️: Public sex, Dirty talk, 18+ SMUT!!

W.C- 1229

"Happy Halloween" greeted Pepper as I walked through the large brass doors, into the compound. "You look amazing," I exclaimed, admiring Pepper's pirate outfit. "Are you kidding me? Have you seen yourself?!" She questioned taking in my outfit. "You look gorgeous. Bucky is gonna love it!" Pepper exclaimed, leading me through, to the hallway.

"I knew Buck wouldn't be able to keep his hands off me all night, so I went with the sluttiest Harley outfit I could find" I laughed off. "Well, I thought something similar so I did the same with Tony. He hasn't seen my outfit yet so I'm a little nervous," she replied.

"Have fun Pepp's, I'm gonna go look for Nat and the others" I said as we made our way into the bar room.

After searching around the party for a bit, I eventually found Bucky playing a game of pool with Steve and Sam.

"Hi baby" I greeted him,

"Hi doll, you look great tonight"

"Thanks, you look sexy" I replied, eyeing his brand new Joker outfit. (His new favorite movie.) "You boys look great too" I said to Steve and Sam complimenting their Men in Black outfits. "Thanks" they replied in unison.

"I'm going to go look for Nat and the other girls"

"Okay, I'll see you later doll" answered Bucky. I walked over to the bar and found Nat, Maria and Wanda wearing matching Alvin and the Chipmunks costumes while chatting about their latest mission. "Hey y/n. You look absolutely gorgeous!" Exclaimed Natasha as I made my way towards their seats. "Thanks girl, you three look so cute" I replied.

After a couple of drinks and conversations with the agents, it was time for the costume presentation. Everyone went up one by one, everyone else casting votes for the best dressed. Clapping and cheering echoed around the room as Tony walked up to the stage. "Welcome to the best Halloween party you will ever attend in your life." He started with. I rolled my eyes, knowing he would say something so cocky.

"I want to start by thanking everyone for being here, I've seen some amazing costumes and I've had some great conversations tonight. But it is now time to announce the winners of the Costume Competition. The winner for the best couples outfit goes to… Y/n and Bucky Barnes for their Joker and Harley quinn outfit"

Clapping erupted from the audience of where Bucky and I were standing, as we made our way up to the platform to collect the gift basket, full of Candy and Cute decorations and accessories that no doubt Pepper put together.

Tony continued his speech as Buck and I exited off the stage. "The winner for the best Group outfit goes to… Thor, Valkyrie, Steve, Sam and Jane for their Men In Black outfit." Tony continued, "And the Winner for the best outfit overall, goes to… Yelena Belova, for the Regina George outfit.

I must say, I've seen some very creative outfits by far. Thank you everybody for coming out tonight, Enjoy the rest of your evening"

As the presentation ended and everybody went back to their pool games and drinks at the bar, Bucky walked up to me from where he was at the front, chatting with Steve.

"You should've thought about wearing longer shorts,doll. You know I can't keep my hands off you all night, yeah." He whispered in my ear sending shivers down my spine.

"Oh I know." I replied with a smirk.

"That's why I chose this outfit"

"Really? Well then I better put your dirty thoughts to good use" Bucky continued. I could feel his hard cock pressed against my ass, I knew neither of us would last long but I continued playing it dirty. "Well if you like me in this outfit so much, why don't you fuck me in it?" I questioned, knowing my innocent stare and pouted lips would work on him.

"If we go so hard at it, I may as well put a baby inside you" Bucky laughed off, though I knew he was serious. "Then let's get the fuck out of here and I'll let you put a baby inside me!" I exclaimed, grabbing his hand and dragging him out of the party. "Where are we going doll?" Bucky asked as we ran through the hallway.

"The bathroom" I declared, enthusiasm creeping into my usually relaxed tone. I had to admit, having sex in a place where we could get caught excited me. Although I'd never tell Bucky about it otherwise he'd take me in every single public bathroom we passed by.

As we entered the bathroom, I ran across the rows to check no one was in the stalls, before hopping onto the counter top. Bucky stood in front of me, pants already half pulled down and his erection free. Grabbing my hips, he pulled my shorts down and without thinking twice, ripped my panties off.

"May I?" He asked politely, receiving a small nod from me. Inserting a finger into my entrance before adding a second one. My soft moans echoed through the bathroom as I felt Bucky's warm breath on my neck. Sucking on my sensitive areas as he rubbed my clit with his thumb. Still thrusting his fingers in and out of my soaking wet cunt. "Bucky, please just fuck me properly" I moaned as I could feel the sensation building up inside me.

Within seconds he was inside me. His huge cock stretching me out. "Oh Bucky" I moaned as he thrusted into me slowly. "Babydoll, you make me feel so good" Bucky moaned as his thrusts became faster and faster. Suddenly we heard a door slam down the corridor and somebody walked right by the bathroom door. A wave of panic ran through me but excitement took over the feeling. I giggled as I realised Bucky had stopped his movements. "C'mon Buck. It's just a door" I smirked at him.

Continuing our session, We both became more and more impatient. "Bucky, harder!" I exclaimed as I felt him hitting that same spot over and over again. "C'mon doll. When you're ready just go for it" He replied, a pleasing expression on his face.

Before long I had come undone under his touch, him cumming right after.

The wonderful feeling washing over me, as my muscles relaxed. "Hello?" Asked somebody from outside of the room. "Is everyone decent so I can come in?"

He asked as he knocked on the door.

"Give us two seconds will you" asked Bucky as he exited my pussy. Leaving an empty feeling inside me, causing me to only want more.

Aggressively he pulled up his pants and got himself dressed before handing me his button down shirt, which I conveniently tied around my waist as I no longer had underwear.

"All good" I yelled at the man waiting outside. To my surprise Thor walked in, looking as white as snow. Clearly confused and disgusted by the situation he had been caught up in.

Bucky and I left the bathroom and the compound before Thor could spread the news about us. "When we get home, I will fuck you so hard, you won't remember your own name" Bucky said to me as we walked towards the car. "Sure" I smirked at him in the reflection of the car window, "As if"

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I freaking pray u guys like this, bc this took me like 5 days to write 😳🙃

[boredzillenial]

For your blurbs

How about Basil Stitt crushing on a Dasher/ delivery girl

As sweet or spicy as you are feeling. 🙈

Yes Chef! 🫡

Theme: Basil breaks down and orders pizza. A.N: Just a lil awkwardness and a few too many interruptions lol

Empty, completely fucking empty… Basil thought as he stared at the barren interior of his fridge. He went to grab a lone beer when his stomach growled, begging for anything more substantial.

Anxiety rippled through him at the thought of leaving his darkened apartment. I’m hideous, can’t let anyone see me like this… It’d only been a few days since “the incident” and he hadn’t left his place since. He paced for a moment before a pizza menu haphazardly tossed on the ground caught his eye. He shrugged and dialed the number as he slouched back on the couch.

“Gianni’s Pizza what’ll ya have?” Your curt voice had him shoot forward. His heart hammered in his chest at your voice. All at once memories of conversations came to his mind. It’d started as chit-chat, and through months of ordering you two had developed a rapport, even a bit of flirting.

Despite the clipped tone it still hit something inside him. “Hello?” You sighed on the other end, “Look if this is those stupid kids you’re not funny. Im hanging up-“

“No wait!” Basil blurted. “I - I need to place an order, for delivery.”

“Basil?” Your tone softened, “I’m so sorry, these fucking kids -“ you sighed. “You want your usual?”

He nodded. “Hello?” Your voice rang softly in the receiver.

“Sorry! Sorry yeah I guess Pepp-”

“Pepperoni half olives and cheesy bread.” Your voice seemed to lift a bit at the familiarity of the order.

He stopped for a moment, somewhat comforted that you actually remembered. “Ah actually, no olives. Cinnamon bread instead of cheesy.” His hand rubbed across the back of his neck as he paced across the hardwood.

“No? Catherine out of town again?” You asked so nonchalantly it nearly hurt.

“Catherine is, out. Yeah - no she chea-“ Basil stopped himself, you didn’t wanna hear about his personal life. Your gasp nearly made his heart stop.

“You’re joking! What a b-“ you stopped yourself. “It’ll be by in 10 alright? Just hang tight.” You hung up.

Basil crinkled his brow as he stared at the phone, you’d sounded like… like you cared.

The minutes passed faster than he thought possible as he fumbled for cash around his apartment. He figured he could just slip it under the door when you came. No one should see him like this.

A light but antsy knock sounded on the door. “Pizza. It’s me!” Your light voice muffled slightly by the thin door set his nerves alight.

“T-thanks.” Basil called from his side, pressing close and peeking through the peep-hole at your beautiful face.

Confusion etched into your features as you waited for the door to open. “Basil?”

“Oh right, here.” Shuffling sounded as two 20s awkwardly slipped under the front door. “Keep the change.”

“Basil I, I wanted to talk. Are you alright?” He could see you worry your bottom lip as you glanced along the empty hall.

“Fine! Ah, sick I don’t want you to catch it.” He stuffed his hands in his pockets as he watched you. Please please just leave. You couldn’t see him like this…

“Oh ah, feel better.” Sadness knitted your brow a moment before you set the pizza and bag of cinnamon bread on the ground. You went to say something but caught yourself. Instead putting your hand up to the door and signing softly.

Basil watched with his heart hammering away in his chest. Watched until he heard the elevator ding and was sure you’d left. When he opened the door the first this to surprise him is the money still sitting just on the other side, the second was some writing left on the box.

Your cell number along with a note,

Her loss, call me ;)

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Apologies for the clunkiness I’m still getting back in the swing of writing between a new job and BG3 stealing me away (gettin all the kisses from my virtual husband Halsin 😘)

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[senkusimper]

katsuki bakugou headcanons but they're randomly generated

bakugou believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.

it was supposed to be a chill sleepover at bakugou’s house, but as always, he had other plans. y/n, kirishima, denki, and sero sat around the living room, watching as bakugou set up his ghost-hunting gear with an intense look of determination.

"alright, idiots," bakugou said, lighting candles and setting up a ouija board. "tonight, we’re summoning a ghost for real. no screwing around."

"do we have to do this every time?" y/n asked, half-amused, half-exasperated.

"yes, we do," bakugou replied, glaring. "ghosts are real, and i’m gonna prove it."

kirishima chuckled. "come on, man, you don’t really believe in this stuff, do you?"

bakugou's eyes narrowed. "shut up, shitty hair. now, everyone, hands on the planchette."

reluctantly, they all placed their hands on the board. the room was silent except for the flickering of candles and the sound of their breathing.

"spirits, we summon you," bakugou intoned seriously. "give us a sign."

nothing happened. they waited. bakugou looked around, eyes darting suspiciously at every shadow. suddenly, denki yelped.

"something touched my leg!"

"quit messing around, dunce face," bakugou growled, though he looked a bit paler.

"uh, bakugou," y/n said, pointing to a corner of the room. "what’s that?"

everyone turned to look, and there, in the dim light, was a shadowy figure. bakugou’s eyes widened, and he took a step back, bumping into the couch.

the figure moved closer, revealing itself to be...a coat rack with bakugou's hero costume draped over it. the room burst into laughter.

bakugou bullies kids on roblox.

it was a quiet afternoon, and y/n found themselves lounging on the couch at bakugou's place, scrolling through their phone. bakugou was unusually engrossed in his laptop, muttering to himself and occasionally smirking.

"what are you up to?" y/n asked, peeking over his shoulder.

bakugou glanced at them with a mischievous grin. "i’m teaching these kids a lesson."

y/n squinted at the screen. "is that... roblox?"

bakugou nodded, his fingers flying over the keyboard. "yeah, these little brats think they can mess with me in a game. i’m showing them who’s boss."

y/n couldn't help but laugh. "you’re bullying kids on roblox?"

"it's not bullying," bakugou retorted, eyes still glued to the screen. "it's called establishing dominance."

just then, a kid’s avatar on the screen typed, "no fair! you're cheating!"

bakugou smirked. "get good, loser," he typed back, before launching another attack on the poor kid's virtual base.

bakugou sucks at saying tongue twisters.

it was a lazy afternoon, and y/n, kirishima, and bakugou were hanging out in bakugou’s room. kirishima had come up with a new challenge to keep things interesting: tongue twisters.

"alright, bakugou," kirishima said with a grin, holding up a card. "let’s see how good you are at these. say this one: 'she sells seashells by the seashore.'"

bakugou rolled his eyes. "easy. 'she sells seashells by the she-saw—'" he stumbled, glaring at kirishima and y/n, who were already snickering.

"oh, come on, man, you can do better than that," y/n teased. "try another one."

bakugou huffed and snatched the card from kirishima. "fine. 'peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' 'peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepp—'" he fumbled again, his frustration growing.

y/n burst out laughing. "you’re really bad at this, bakugou."

bakugou's face turned red. "shut up! i can do it! just give me another one."

kirishima handed him a new card. "how about 'how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'"

bakugou took a deep breath. "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo—" he stopped, growling in frustration. "damn it!"

y/n and kirishima were laughing uncontrollably now. "it's okay, bakugou," y/n said between giggles. "not everyone can be good at everything."

bakugou glared at them, but there was a hint of a smile tugging at his lips. "whatever, you idiots. i'll get it eventually."

"we believe in you," kirishima said, clapping him on the back.

bakugou is very willing to eat inedible things.

it was a quiet evening, and y/n found themselves hanging out at bakugou’s house. they were in the kitchen, rummaging through the pantry for something to snack on. bakugou sat at the table, scrolling through his phone.

"there’s nothing good in here," y/n complained, holding up a dusty jar of something unidentifiable. "what even is this?"

bakugou glanced up and smirked. "no idea. probably something old as hell. lemme see that."

y/n handed it over, watching in amusement as bakugou inspected the jar. without a moment’s hesitation, he twisted off the lid and scooped out a bit with his finger, popping it into his mouth.

"bakugou, what are you doing?!" y/n exclaimed, horrified.

bakugou chewed thoughtfully before grimacing and spitting it into the sink. "ugh, definitely not food."

y/n stared at him, wide-eyed. "why would you eat that? it’s obviously ancient and inedible!"

bakugou shrugged, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "you gotta be willing to try new things. can’t be a coward all your life."

y/n laughed, shaking their head. "you’re crazy, you know that?"

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[lultimagoccia]

When his guide mentioned a ' circus ', he'd imagined something bright. Cheerful! But this ... this was so ominous and dark. He didn't like it at all! Were his mission not so pressing, he might have slowed their progression or even turned back.

" ... is it. 'spose to be like that, signorina? " Peppino managed, a familiar choking anxiety clenching at his chest, constricting the expansion of his lungs. He tried to focus on keeping an eye out for the trailer, even if it was getting increasingly more difficult to focus, old terror swelling up within the depths of his heart.

Thankfully, despite being too big, her gigantic ears helped round out the parts of the helmet that didn't fit. A clumsy fit that was slightly uncomfortable, but Angelica is not one to complain. She settles in her seat, giving Peppino a thumbs up, signifying she was ready to go. However, the doll was not one for small talk as they drove... mostly cause she wasn't very good at it. Most of the time she just ended up unnerving people.

....

As they got closer to the circus she couldn't help but feel something was off. It was small at first, but it grew as the distance between them and their destination got shorter and shorter. Something was wrong. Very wrong. And Phiona was at the center of it.

The big top came into view finally but there was a misty black aurora behind it. Oh. Oh no, this better not be what Angie thinks it is.

"Her trailer should be behind the big top!"

The urgency in Angelica's voice was apparent...

[lultimagoccia]

(kxllerclaws) Perhaps one last sweep of town was in order. Donning their human disguises, the two family members took in every sight they could, appreciating the sense of community in the air. No one was left to fend for themselves, which was heartwarming to see.

All seemed to be normal. But Charles could not help but notice Muse, who looked a little too much like another Fake he had unpleasant memories of. Thankfully, their overall demeanor and the scar on their face differentiated them enough to prove it could not be him. Still, it was a little unsettling.

“Apologies. I didn’t mean to stare.” He coughed. “We’re not from around here, so we’ve been meaning to ask someone about what’s been going on. If you don’t mind, would you happen to know anything? It doesn’t matter what, big or small.”

Nice save, Cherish’s sidewards gaze seemed to express. She had no clue why he was drawn to this person in particular, but a gut feeling told her there was a reason for it.

Watch Peppino, watch Peppino ... he was SO out of practice with tracking the one guy he'd been created to terrorize! Already they'd let themselves get distracted with offerings of food and conversation, and they'd nearly allowed their charge to escape their watchful gaze!

It was embarrassing, was what it was. HIGHLY unprofessional!

" What we know? What we know ... " Muse repeated anxiously, their gaze just beyond the duo as they tried to keep track of Peppino. " Many things, friends! Big things, trees, lots of trees, pretty trees full of flowers and vines. Very hard to climb, did you know this? Frustrating! Small things ... many plants cause rashes. This, we know now. Small plants. Big pain. HORRID! Starting to hate forests, a small amount. Most of all we feel love. But hate, a small amount, too. "

[kindcatchan]

Kingpin pizzaface

I don't know who the author of the meme is, but it's beautiful

A little more Goblin Noise. How did you understand - is the idea from Sam Raimi's movie

I had ideas about other villains, but I got tired again, and I already don't like the ideas, but I thought Pepperman would be the Rhino and Vigilante would be a Hawk.… I think that's enough. Maybe if I'm in the mood I'll draw more.

Tbh my favorite - is goofy comics

Oh no... Silly boy... What are you doin'? 😩

Imagine that the Noise here has an Italian accent. I just don't know how to write it 👇

I don't know how elegant the Noise should be, but according to the author's drawing, it seemed elegant to me

Spider!Noise by @list0k

Spider!Pepp by idk, but here art on pinterest

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

D'aww, that's really cute and helpful of cleaning him! I'm happy that Pepp has some decent food in his belly, and that everything seems to be fine now! (I'm a new friend heehoo, also hello Peppino, I'm glad to see you're very forgiving of taller Peppino!)

Fake Peppino: "Doog yrev a-si gnihtyreve!!!"

Peppino: "You alright, paisano?"

Fake Peppino: "Si... Floor time now..."

Peppino: "Oh. Understandable."

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Pizza at Playcare

Imagine, if you will. An overweight and anxiety ridden Italian chef able to run at Mach 3 and break through metal, named Peppino Spaghetti, as well as his short, gnomish friend, Gustavo, and their pet rat, Brick come across Playtime Inc instead of the Player.

The first thing they come across is the Grabpack, which is given to Gus. The rest of chapter 1 happens.

When they get to the end, after the vents, Huggy Wuggy is chasing them, Peppino is screaming but Gus has the bright idea to give Huggy a slice of pizza. ...and it works.

Gus:**patting Peppino's back** "Ey, don't worry Pep! The poor guy was just hungry, that's all!"

*some time later, they come across Poppy, open the case and she is instantly baffled by the rat, gnome, a traumatized Peppino, and Huggy Wuggy. But they carry on…*

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*They carry on and Poppy gets kidnapped.

They slide down to rescue Poppy, and Mommy was only accounting for one guy, not the quartet.*

MLL:"Emm...Poppy says she'll give you the train code when the games are complete, isn't that right P-"

Peppino: "Ohh, Santa Maria, Lady! Just get on with it! "

Gus: "No need to be rude Peppe! This could be fun!" Peppino:"*sighing* Oki doki. We'll play your games, Missy! "

MLL:"Oh, how wonderful! I'll see you to the Game Station then!"

*And when it comes time, Gus and Peppino respectively gives PJ and the Wuggies hot and delicious pizza from the hammer space and a good bopping, respectively though Peppino does rescue the Mini Wuggies because of Gustavo. Then comes Bunzo, who is more of the same. Mommy however, is furious about this, almost demanding they play her way.

And soon, the chase happens, Peppino is carrying the little ones in his arms with Huggy following him, Gus is rolling on Brick, and Legs gets caught in the grinder.

She understandably screams, but Brick comes to the rescue by unplugging the thing.*

MLL:Y-You saved me? Why? After everything I done!

P:Let's just say I have experience in this rescuing thing.

This of course, being a reference to both the Toppins, and the characters he rescues in the crumbling tower.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------After the train crash, everyone was seperated. They got back together, don't worry.

Gus and Brick with the littler ones, and Peppino with Huggy and Mommy.

They do manage to meet back up though at Playcare. Gus and company found a secret, employees only Cable car, Peppino and the BBI duo in his car. (as for the gas masks, I let the toys wait outside with Brick, who squeaks stories of the Tower. Gus and Peppino both find a mask though, dw.)

After all the cord connections, Peppino barrels through the School, promising Delight that him and his work partner have food and others waiting for them, so she comes with.

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When Gus and Peppino find the critters, (Hoppy and Bobby in the Toy Store; Kicken, Bubba in Home Sweet Home; Picky and Crafty in different places of the school) they quickly take them back to PlayCare, where MLL and Brick is keeping watch over everyone.

The Critters are alive and well, having been found by the duo, because I wanted them to have a happy end.

But when Gus and Peppino find DogDay, they're horrified. Peppino may have seen a lot of bad things, but this… Then DogDay begins to speak.

DD: You... You're Poppy's angels, come to save us. Nothing left to save, not here... You're in CatNap's home, angel. Their home.

A million pairs of eyes are on you now. Watching, waiting, hungry.

They want nothing more than to crawl beneath your skin and eat away at you bit by little bit- fill what feels empty inside themselves.

That... thing... CatNap. The Prototype is his God, and this is what he does to heretics.These little toys follow CatNap to avoid that very fate- and in return, they are fed. We tried to fight it, The Prototype's control. I'm... the last of the Smiling Critters.

*It's then that Gus and Peppino share a glance, but don't speak quite yet. Out of the corner of his eye, Peppino notices the minis beginning to crawl to Dogday*

Listen to me, you need to get out of this place. You need to live. You and Poppy can fix this, end this madness, the torment, the-

*Dogday notices the minis now too, Peppino clenches his fists* Oh no... OH NO!Leave me. Please! ANGELS! RUUNN!

*Peppino yowls, does his thing and builds up a combo on the minis, growing increasingly angry at the Prototype and wanting to get out of this hellhole more than ever. Gus and Brick, however are helping Dogday to the others, who is surprised to hear that they're still alive, crying tears of joy as he envelops the critters in a hug*.

Gus:"Don't worry, you big puppy. I know a gal who's an expert in sewing! She'll fix you right up"

DogDay:"T-Thank you, angels. You don't know how much this means to me, to the Critters as a whole!!" and he's tearing up, the sweet boy

*When Peppino and Gus find Catnap, Peppino is MAD. He runs down Catnap and nearly kills him from speed alone, but Gustavo talks down Pep from killing him.

Gustavo knows, he just knows, that there is some good in Catnap. The Prototype descends from the ceiling. Gus is petting a shivering Catnap who reaches to it, the feline asking their god for assistance. But before it can skewer Catnap, Peppino SCREAMS and pulls down the Prototype, a mishmash of toys, bones, flesh, and metal and begins mauling it.

And with one final punch, it's finished. The past can't be changed, but there can be a future with the victims of Playtime Inc. get to go free, and this, my friends, is one of them that my AuDHD mind conjured up*

(i absolutely copied this from an existing post i made lmao)

[lunasilverpelt]

Guyz Doll AU literally

Oh also Pepp on his own bc uh yea